/fa/ - Fashion

Bump. Anyone want any tips?

/CANCER/

>>15439520
Can't believe I am doing this, here goes though.

>>15440410
Germanic subhuman, Yamnaya admixture too small

>>15440417
>Germanic subhuman

I'm 100% Dutch Germanic Aryan. Try harder.

>>15440422
Dutch are tall, but disgusting faces, especially the eye part lacks the borealized Siberian element and with the influx of brown people their phenotype will even more deteriorate within the next generations

>>15440422
Dutch Bantu/Negro eyes

>>15440436
Dutch being tall is a meme, at least somewhat. Average Dutch are 5'10" to 5'11" max for males. 1 or 2 inches above the American average. I know online everyone thinks all Dutch guys are 6'4" on average but it's simply not true.

Of course there are outliers like me. I'm a short handsome Dutch Germanic guy.

>>15440410
>>15440422
how tf you spew all this racist shit about being superior etc. while looking like that and spending all your time on 4chan ? are you delusional ?

>>15440442
As opposed to Siberian eyes

>>15440442
>hitler blue eyes
>negro eyes

Lol good one.

>>15440451
Color is meaningless, contrast is important, shape is everything

>>15440447
I don't spew any of that stuff though? Superior is not synonymous with looks either.

gay polack incel thread

>>15440453
Cope. My eyes are top tier Germanic.

>>15440446
>I'm a short handsome Dutch Germanic guy.
why is it always insecure manlets that act like height is end-all be-all for existence

>>15440468
I don't follow, I was told it is not possible to Dutch without being tall and I was correcting the poster. Nothing to do with being insecure.

>>15440457
Hmmm...one half of me wants to take you the illusion and make you suffer reality, the other half is sth about Jesus and shit, I will follow Jordan Peterson’s advise for now, abstain from sadism and pray you will experience sex within this decade for the first time in your life, and no, having sex with a dead body still doesn’t change your status as a virgin

How do I attractive women with large rear ends if I look like Fagland royalty?

>>15440410
>>15440442
>>15440457
I can't tell if you're actually who you claim to be, but you're lookin' a little rough, m8. Get some sleep

>>15440446
dutch are on average 6" tall, look it up if you dont believe me

>>15440410
"""White""" carjacker tier
Cecil, you're alright, but my God you look like scum.

>>15440471
I've had sex with plenty of women. You should ask yo momma about that because she is on the list.

>>15440472
Better than the crying Dutch man, you have nice borealized eyes and have a hint of manliness with some cuteness. Only your head is somehow fat and nose too short, but in your case it’s okay...gives you some River Phoenix vibe

>>15440472
Thanks mate. Will do.

>>15440473
5'11" and most of heights are self reported. The same as dick size.

>self reported dick size blacks come out as larger than whites

>actually measured dick sizes and not self reported, whites on average are larger than blacks

That's why self reported is bullshit and the Dutch average will only fall due to racial mixing with shorter races.

>>15440475
A face to remember though, eh?

>>15440479
Are the names on your list related to missing persons around the globe?

I'm real life Drive tier. I could pass for Cook in the movie.

>>15440489
No, they're related to your family members. Is that why you're so salty? Yo sister is going to end up as loose as yo momma after another few nights with me.

How about me?

>>15440496
I am surprised, you make the appearance of being more into the male members (and pets) of my family. I really hope some of your fantasies will become reality and give you opportunity to test your penis prothesis inside sth that still has a functioning blood circulation

>>15440509
Aww at least now he is admitting I am bare backing members of his family. Next step little man is to accept the screams from mommy's bedroom last night were not nightmares, they were in fact me giving her a deep drilling. You sound gay for me, btw. Just sayin'

>>15440520
There is no difference btw you and a nightmare and I am not surprised you need a drilling machine to satisfy a woman or what’s left of her

>>15440486
>A face to remember though, eh?
Good attitude to have, m8. Keep making Anons seethe. I'll keep calling you wrong when you're wrong, but you're alright in my book you ugly fuck.

>>15440530
They just hate me because they are post their autistic cringe Drive fits and I am the real deal

>>15440537
This is more GABAGOOL than drive on you honestly.

>>15440545
What it is, is fucken' cool too. You can't deny that I look good there.

>>15440537
Nobody hates you, nobody has any feelings towards you, you could scream and nobody would notice you ... you have simply no meaning or value

cecil ruins another thread holy shit
fucking get offline damn troglodyte

>>15440547
>You can't deny that I look good there.
I can in terms of conventional or even unconventional attractiveness, but you could definitely fit a role in the same way that Steve Buscemi can fit a role. Difference is he's actually an actor. I don't want to be mean to you. You're making me do this.

You guys already fucked up this thread. Congrats

>>15440555
Another difference is that Buscemi is substantially better looking by comparison

>>15440550
>being this gay for me

There is only so long that you can deny it.

>>15440552
>thread started
>i contribute
>only legit person posting my face
>you come to bitch and moan
>hurr look he ruined da thread!!!

Lol what a mouth breathing retard. Sad!

>>15440555
I could be an actor, I just need some jewish contacts.

>>15440561
I disagree.

>tripnigger shitting up the inc*l wannabe general
ohohoh
44 posts
7 shown
uhuhuh
2020 /fa/ keeps getting better

>>15440564
How about you contribute sth of value with your face in it and shoot some model pictures at Bruce Lee and Brandon Lee’s graveyard, Cecil. Supposed you still in Seattle and allowed to leave the facility

>>15440574
Maybe so, I have visited the grave pf Jimi Hendrix here.

>>15440571
If you cry, what color are your tear poos?

>>15440581
I don't cry, unless it's from the ass when I ate some bad food.

>>15440582
If you do, and optionally draw “Christof loves Bruce and Brandon” onto their tombs with a water soluble paint, I might even be tempted to say sth nice about you.

What the hell is going on? Is this Cecil guy a meme?

>>15440937
nonono he was just an extra on the movie "wrong turn" - the one with all those inbred things running amuck. dont give him any more attention bc it goes to his head.

>>15439520

>>15440949
Pretty good man, keep it up

>>15440954
right back at ya c;
getting 60's english punk rock vibes from you.

>>15440410
old

>>15440472
nice jawline and eyes
>no eyebrows
how did you lose them anon

>>15440949
really good looking
jealous

>>15440954
you look italian in a good way

>>15441031
You look Italien

>>15441031
>no eyebrows
They are just super fucking blond, to the point that they are basically invisible.

Cool aesthetics, unique mouth shape. I like your current haircut but I think even more length would look great.
>>15440954
Cool hair, kind of a mid 90s Jonny Greenwood vibe. Unironically could rock a full mustache
>>15440949
Chad
>>15440482
Yep, lol. I have a huge head actually and it kind of limits what I can pull off style-wise
>>15440497
Wholesome teacher vibes.

>>15439520
Can I get some recommendations?

how cringe do i look and also how often do you guys trim ur eyebrows

>>15440946
Oh look, entering another thread to just throw shit at me. You are really getting sexually frustrated with me.

Wtf are you talking about too, you're ugly. Your recent photos had a half face, makeup and filters.

I was willing to forgive you earlier, but now you come back with this. Let's see how this works out for you..

>>15441250
Very cringe>>15441301

>>15440472
drop some bodyfat
do neck curls
don't pull your bangs back

>>15441324

>>15441301
Dude I’m experiencing second hand embarrassing from you. Nobody gives a shit about a dui or a mug shot. The photos you spam of yourself should have you banned by now.

>>15440954
gay twink fag

>>15440954
chin so strong but everything else just not so much

>>15441396
Put on your trip. It's too obvious.

>>15441413
Yup, saving up to get it reduced but it's not a very common operation here. A doctor said I'd have to fly to South Korea, and with another year of college starting soon in California, it's on the back burner for now.

>>15441250
maybe if you didn't have parkinson's i could actually tell you

>jew nose
>bald
>beard looks like pubes
i'm so fucked.

>>15441324
>>15441328
LOOKIN cute :+)

>>15441318
Im already only 175 at 6'5", I just have a chubby, large head lol. Thanks for the advice, anon.
>>15441324
>>15441328
You actually could pull off a buzz, seriously. You have the masculine face/skull for it

Any ideas?

>>15441489
pls stop posting the mug shot.
and i dont think youre in the place to call me ugly.

>>15441928
whos this

>>15441928
i know i should probly get a nose job, but im not that worried about it rn

>>15441928
>>15441930
You're very cute, dont be so hard on yourself. Hypothetically even if you were not attractive, fixating on it gets you nowhere. Also why tf are you analyzing your face with AI? That shit is toxic as fuck
>>15441921
Yeah, participate in the thread

>>15441930
who do you think?

>>15441942
bc that saggy old man calls me ugly. and idk i guess im insecure enough to want to prove a point...anyways thank you

>>15441947
idk the shits obscured and the mugshot is pretty different

>>15441942
I did, some pointers would be nice

>>15441933
>>15441031
thank you puberty hit me like a truck.
>>15441229
bless you.

Do any of you ever mirror yourself and get mad at your asymmetry

>>15441950
mugshot was 2 or more years ago after a rough ass night. i was prob 15lbs heavier too.

pic rel was this morning. and no idk how to take selfies.

>>15441958
i feel like that in photos. i literally dont have facebook bc i cant stand myself in pics.

>>15441972
you look like an old timey waif
in a good way solid feminized face

>>15441921
Hair game is very strong, but I'm not really digging the facial hair on your chin/jaw. I'd just roll with the mustache, unless the other areas fill out well
>>15441947
He's literally insane, I wouldn't take it to heart.

>>15441981
thank you :)
>>15441984
yea...youre right

inb4 this pic gets photoshopped by loonytooons

>>15441953
are you the dude that posted your pic sideways a lil ways up?

>>15442003
yea, haven't been participating as much as i should. kinda here to feed my ego sorry.

>>15441250
you look like the skater boy drywall punching kyle memes. not ugly tho.
i've never trimmed my eyebrows btw. they've never been too bushy.

>>15441993
You look better in the mugshot.

Neither are what I would call traditionally attractive.

The selfie from this morning makes you look like a hippy art teacher

>>15441972
Cecil's wife, pre-marriage. And baboshoka back when she was in her mid 30's

Faceapp is fun

>>15439520
Yes it fits

No matter what I just look like a serial killer

>>15443175
get a clean cut then let it grow out until it looks good messy. also smile, you look good and NATURALLY smiling will instantly deteriorate that serial killer look

>>15441947
You ain't proving shit to a bunch of teenage virgins on a message board. You're objectively not attractive. You're posting your best photos again. Are you hideous? No. But you're not hot buy any shot and post your body, you're fat too.

You are using internet apps "you're 82% pretty" and asking teenages on an image board to validate you. You have ZERO self esteem lol.

>>15441950
LMAO it's called REALITY and taking your BEST PHOTO

>>15441972
You are using lighting and changing the contrast or whatever. Post a CLEAR photo.

>>15442184
Wow that’s a reliable test. Did you cheat it?

>>15443228
No, Trump is more attractive than prodigy in her best photo! hahahahaha

>>15443219
I love that you got to her ego so bad that this bitch put on makeup, took her best selfie ever, ran it through an AI, came back her to upload her results.

She has a crush on you so it hurt her when you called her unattractive.

She seriously talks about you a lot. If she's not talking about herself it's about you, what you're doing, what you're saying how your comments make her feel etc.

>>15443237
Haha even her comments here are not that positive. "You look like some teacher" LOL.

Yeah she looks 40 something already. Soccer mom. I bet she took 100 photos and picked her best, ran it through the pretty website a few times to get her highest score of 82%. Even I got 72% first time..

This is why I think she has BPD. She is getting so obsessed with me.

It's going to be Fatal Attraction (1987) all over again.

Why does she look so greasy? Did she cover herself in moisturizer in the hopes it will make her have some youthful glow?

>>15440497
>>15440949
>>15440954
>>15441238
>>15441250
>>15441324
>>15441921
>>15443175
>PARTICIPATE by helping other anons out if you're going to post yourself.

>>15441977
>i literally dont have facebook bc i cant stand myself in pics.

This is what she tells you. The reality is:

>i literally dont have facebook bc i don't have any friends

Nobody wants to deal with people like you. Criminal, full of drama, drunk, up and down. You have 1 friend who sees you as an act of charity, allowing you to house sit because she feels sorry for your pathetic ass.

>>15443245
cheater

>>15443245
the eye shape is probably the most important feature in a more realistic equation and you have brown man eyes - big, round and shapeless

>>15443310
How did I cheat? My pic has a white background as without that, it was pushing my chin and head off the photo and it wasn't working. After that I hit the right parts of my face requested. The only issue I had was with my hairline because I didn't know where to click and no, you can't click on your hairline on the top of your head. It's based on facial symmetry or whatever, not actual looks of course. So being bald would fuck that up.

Here is the actual picture I used if you want to give it a shot yourself. When are you guys going to learn that I never lie. I have no reason to.

>>15443472
You look like a sex offender.

>>15443472
Oh and further to this regarding the hairline, I actually likely lost points because I fucked up clicking it lower than it actually was so if I clicked it right, I would have scored higher. It even says on the picture about this.

You have that distinctly pederastic look.

>>15443466
Right, and? I still scored pretty high and "me" was actually using that shitty app as an indicator of actual attractiveness.

>>15443474
WRONG. I look like one of the mobsters out of Drive.

>>15443476
Probably why all the teenagers here are gay for me, you included.

I guess it‘s fair to show face without make up

>>15443495
Very cute. Unique features but symmetrical

>>15443472
Bc its very easy to cheat these. Look i did one for you and im actually shocked you got 42/100 desu.

>>15443612
LMAO the only normal thing was your chin!

Took this one for social media yesterday so it’s the most up to date picture that isn’t taken in my mother’s basement

>>15443495
You look good although the headset is hiding ears/top of head

>>15440497

Acne, monobrow getting out of control and in desperate need of a haircut. What do you think /fa/ also eyes closed because fucking sun

>>15443682
Id recommend getting a different haircut.

>>15443495
Forehead is the only thing that really catches me off guard, other than that pretty cute

rate me

>>15443495
Very cute, post a make-up pic too

>>15443258
>Why is she so sweaty

Remember back in college when you didn't study for a test and knew you were going to fail?

That's how she went into this "am I pretty" test hahahahahaha

>>15443794
4/10

>>15443794
No

>>15443794
bait but 8.5/10

>>15439520
What should I do with my hair/beard/face?

>>15443892
forgot pic sorry

>>15443841
well with make up not a big difference

>>15443612
I never cheated though. I clicked on the exact points asked for. If you did the same you'd get roughly the same score. Of course if you click all over which you have done the score is going to be really low. The only person who "cheated" here was you.

>>15443616
Retard who doesn't even know how it works.

Here I clicked where my hairline used to be and I get a score almost to 80.

>>15443794
Scored lower than me!

>>15443841
She expected 100 simps to call her really gorgeous and it never happened. She is probably onto her 3rd boxed wine by now in sorrow. Sad!

>>15443616
Imagine this cope

>>15443612
That’s a way higher score than I would give you out of 100

>>15441972
Beautiful eyes. Are you Russian?

>>15444006
>https://twitter.com/lkzhsn

>16/f/cali

>>15443941
Lol, don't worry her short term memory is dogshit she forgot all about this by now lol

I like how you can see the fetal alcohol syndrome face here

>>15444015
She once had 3 seperate boyfriends that didn't know about each other.

/Fa/'s younger sister not so innocent

>>15443934
This guys is 1047362673892736 x more attractive than you. Stop posting your disgusting face. I mean seriously nobody and I mean NOBODY want to see that shit.

>>15444096
Honestly, are there really LITERAL retards here?

Do you really think I am attempting to say I am better looking than that guy? I'm merely highlighting how stupid the app is. Autism much? Take your meds.

>>15443474
He IS a sex offender. Brags about getting pussy but come the fuck on! Look at him!

>>15444050
>her short term memory is dogshit she forgot all about this by now lol

That's what happens when the cool house sitter is sipping boxed wine all day long!

She's got something going on, looks like a bit of a toad.

>Fa/'s younger sister not so innocent

Damn did she post here? Cute but that's gotta be some anon posting that, seems her account is a few years inactive.

>>15444117
Ok so at least you admit you are ugly and begging for attention when you post your face repeatedly?

>>15444121
Cool male feminist beta mindset:

>hot guy looks at woman
>hmmm yeah so hot
>ugly guy does the same thing
>ewww creep!!!11

I've never been a sex offender to my knowledge. And yes, I don;t have dating profiles online and get mad pussy from them. What I do though is have no issue striking up a conversion with a woman in a bar, not hitting on her, simply conversing and guess what? Often it works because I'm not a dullard low IQ person such as you, who would walk up to a woman if he had any balls and be like "ur hot.. umm omg now what..."

So good luck with that.

>>15444134
I've never once said I am super attractive. Yeah, I am not the best looking guy or the tallest. Not at all. I post my face in threads that relate to faces (such as this one) to give this place some legitimacy as opposed to stupid bait and troll photos all the time.

Just think about it for a second. I am actually being real and honest posting here and you attack me for it, meanwhile you are fine with thread after thread of stolen troll photos. Really?

And you attack me for something I have no control over. Should I be treated as a leper? I post my face because I simply do not care, it's kinda liberating, not for attention.

>>15444127
>her account is a few years inactive
she posted this pic like last week. also that's tripskank she has posted here possibly longer than anyone

>>15444141
Lmao. I seriously can’t imagine the kind of women you are picking up at bars.
Ok so your excuse is that you are not ugly, you just purposely post ugly pics. So, take a good pic and let’s see what that looks like.

>>15444149
You have control over spamming your face everywhere

>>15443223
T. Butthurt tortoise

>>15444168
Maybe I saw an old twitter, because the bio says 16. That's why she looked hot. I have seen tripskank , not so hot. Just older, I guess.

>>15444175
>I seriously can’t imagine the kind of women you are picking up at bars.

And which women are you picking up at bars? At least let us compare first? Oh that's right. You dare not even post your face. I've posted 2 girls here already that I have been with. Neither are fat or hideously ugly.

>Ok so your excuse is that you are not ugly, you just purposely post ugly pics

I never said that. I'm not so gifted in the looks department, my point is that should not stop me posting myself.

Pic related is my normal look.

>>15444194
I post a lot. I don't spam. Why can't my reaction images be my face? using another persons face is OK? There is no logic to it and this isn't some retro gaming board, faces are commonly posted here so it's nothing out of the ordinary posting my face.

>>15444200
maybe bad irony. she is like 30

>>15444211
>she is like 30

Oh gross

>>15441921
Shave and become chadjeet

>>15444149
I don’t think anyone reads must of the bs you post so stop wasting your time

>>15444373
>nobody reads what you post
>spends time replying to my post

Lol. Just want my attention, huh? Gay for me.

>>15443902
Pretty big difference you look good, like the chick from the captain America has a crush on in those movies

>>15444127
Yeah, tripskank and I posted here for over a decade she comes on here sometimes.

She has legit pretty good taste. So if you're legit looking for a yes/no opinion she's one of the few opinions I'd actually put weight on

Couldn't be bothered to shave today. I had a big ugly beard and medium length hair until very recently. Anyone have advice on a hair style that would look good on me, when it grows out?

>>15443897
The moustache is kinda thin, makes it look weird. Not sure how to fix that though.

>>15443682
Is your hair pulled back? I think if you went for a trendy medium length cut you would look pretty good. If your beard comes in okay, having a short one would clean up your jaw shape and you're on your way.

>>15444175
Dude, Cecil has his own place a car and money. To a 16-20 year old chick he's a 10.

Especially if she's used to getting fucked for 30 seconds at a time in the backseat of a Toyota

Iranian BVLL checking in. normally I am clean shaven but I can’t be bothered to shave these days

>>15439520
brazilian/10

I've been told I am very attractive. Thoughts?

>>15444489
Wanna know how I got these scarsssss?????

>>15443931
WTF
THAT APP GAVE ME 36% and said I was ugly...
WHAT GIVES

>>15444734
apparently that app is garbage and p easy to cheat

>>15444734
Because it measure facial symmetry as beauty when there are some hot alien looking people with fucked up symmetry. You can have perfect symmetry and be ugly as fuck.

>>15439520
Lets try ig

Having a terrible time figuring out my face shape using those shitty info graphs.
Can an anon help out?

>>15444846
top half looks like bruce banner
bottom half looks like john mayer

>>15444855

>>15443495
Its review brah sister

>>15440446
Average female in the US is 5'4"

>>15444884
Well obviously I was talking about average Dutch males...

Yes, average US female is 5'4" and male 5'9".

>>15441301
Ah, the pot calling the kettle black, a fucking classic. I hope you both realize what's missing from your lives and move on from namefagging on 4chan.

>>15444896
Nah bro, I know I am not hot. Difference is, she thinks she's fucking gorgeous.

>I hope you both realize what's missing from your lives

She's a drug addict who needs validation on her looks from anon posters on here meanwhile I live by the grace of God and only he validates me. My life is full.

>>15444896
If she calms the fuck down she will find a good husband in Cecil legit.

>>15440949
I wish I looked like you so bad lol
>>15440954
You look really cool
>>15444404
Looking CLEAN

>>15444141
>hot guy looks at woman
>hmmm yeah so hot
>ugly guy does the same thing
>ewww creep!!!11


This is actually scientifically proven to be true.

I think the study was us workplace sexual harassment a myth.

The only problem with the study was the the woman running it was an SJW.

So she definied work place harassment as "unwanted"

So a hot guy could bend over and fuck a girl he just met and it wouldn't be sexual harassment if she says it was wanted or enjoyable

However, Dave can be accused of sexual harrassment just because they don't want to look at him in the office anymore


That's why I always think rape, sexual harassment etc charges are bullshit.

Like I need a without a doubt slam dunk case to give the guy 3 months of house arrest for raping.

I need to see the dude identify himself, recite his San, have the girl identify herself, recite her sssn into a camera, sign an affidavit stating she doesn't want to be raped before getting touched, have a notary public certify it and then I'll vote guilty maybe

>>15441972
Can I just point this out real fast.

Okay to get THIS result, she spent:

$5000+ in skin care
$150 in makeup
$250 haircut and dye job.

And she's all done up here.

And she just gets absolutely mogged by a qt zoomer who woke up like this

>>15440493
The movie is so much better than the shitty novel. Not joking. You’re way cooler than that sleazy character, but the actor really portrayed his character well.

>>15443175
NightStalker core!

This thread is dead but whatever

>>15445611
do these glasses make your nose appear bigger or is it just me? I'd gf you/10

>>15440410
>>15440475
yeah some of his posts are pretty based and on-point but god, how does he leave the house looking like ShoeNice's junkie brother?

>>15443175
Out of all the people that say that, you actually do. I wouldn't get in your car while hitchhiking. But you look fine, try to get a friendlier look like you're not about to bludgeon someone with a tire iron.

>>15445611
Because you and all of >>15443281 are killing it

i'm thinking of going dirty blonde instead of black, thoughts?
>>15444006
i think a plum or deep red/wine colored lipstick would look amazing on you, would really warm up your face
>>15443495
you are gorgeous in a really cute/delicate sort of way i love it, you should play around with experimental makeup
>>15445611
i think contacts would suit you better, also your skin is so smooth i'm jealous

>>15447010
you know what you can make dirty? muh dick

>>15447010
oh this nigga a baby huh a baby

>>15444404
you look hotter horizontally

>>15444936
Sad

Should I shave everything off, or leave the moustache?

I've recently felt the most attractive, throughout my childhood and adolescence I've barely ever been called atractive, so I'd like to know from you what should I change to fall into mayorities beauty canon

>>15447131
trim the moustache bro, keep it like a messy stubble

>>15447149
>trim the moustache bro
With scissors? It looks longer than it is.

>>15440472
nice face, I would do something with that hair though. try a ponytail.

>>15440949
chad

>>15440954
nice face, good chin, bad pic. angle too low and only Japanese look good with peace signs

>>15441031
holy FUCK you're hot

>>15441238
escalera OOOOOOOOOOOIO

>>15441250
you look good, def skater vibes

>>15441324
what the fuck is that angle, other than that your hair fits your face perfect. you got some ivy league vibe going on.

>>15441921
shave the mustache.

>>15441972
cheer up

>>15443175
strong ass eyebrows, also you look like brown Dexter lol

>>15443744
cut your hair

>>15444918
fresh as FUCK, just keep the facial hair trimmed

>>15447136
you look fine just get rid of the piercings, you look too old for them and it makes you come off as a edgy wannabe teen

>>15444734
don't worry anon that app is very unreliable

Holy fuck you people using that stupid app and actually internalizing the rating it gives you.

Fucking pathetic. Fucking go outside and do shit, interact with people ffs. It's seriously saddening to see how insecure a lot of you are. Newsflash, only vain pieces of shit will ever comment on your looks negatively in real life. Real life is not 4chan, you actually aren't valued by what you fucking look like. Leave this toxic, shitty board and have fun with your lives. Sickening

>>15447136
cringe

>>15447233
buzz works
>>15447136
take better care of your hair
>>15447131
stubble+stache, stache still needs to grow in more
>>15444855
looks square

Rate eyes

>>15447457
poggers vibe

>>15447457

>>15440509
Fck ff

>>15447450
dude there's literally no fucking way you look like that you're built like a jojo character

posted this once but I forgot
>>15440446
It’s not a meme. I’m Dutch. Lol. I’m 6’3 and half the men I meet are taller than me when in Friesland especially.
>>15440472
Did you stop pulling your hair out king? Top tier jaw and facial symmetry I think you really could model
>>15440497
jüde/10
>>15440949
Handsome
>>15440954
Looks like an English rocker
>>15441031
Good canthial tilt or whatever looksmaxxers call it
>>15441238
Do you have a communist flag in your room by any chance
>>15441250
Not bad
>>15441328
Would look good with a buzz but your hair suits you. Great face
>>15441343
Another Dutch Aryan. Odd our phenotypes are so different...
>>15441580
Bruh if you’re the Turk with the mole on your head don’t give up you got a nice body
>>15441921
Shave. It’s holding you back, become
Chadjeet
>>15441972
Kinda Cute
>>15443175
Kinda based

>>15447631
>It’s not a meme. I’m Dutch. Lol. I’m 6’3 and half the men I meet are taller than me when in Friesland especially.

Friesland has the tallest population with a male average of 6ft. The rest of the county the male average is 5'10" or 5'11" max. Exactly what I said. I swear some Dutch are so dumb they even start to believe the meme.

Why do you lie? So what are you trying to say, that the average Dutch male height is 6'5"? Lol..

Are all the stats wrong? Are all the measured Dutch somehow wrong? Please.

>>15440472
>>15440497
>>15440949
>>15440954
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>>15441250
>>15441324
>>15441328
>>15441921
>>15441972
>>15443175
>>15443682
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>>15443897
>>15444404
>>15444846
>>15444855
>>15444918
>>15445611
>>15447010
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>>15447631
average at best :/

>>15447460
>>15447471
I guess I've become a boomer in that I don't know what this means :/
>>15447643
:(

>>15447641
Nah it’s just what I see when I’m there. We are tall. Have you even been to the Netherlands? Lol.

>>15447630
i work out lol
part 1-4 bodies are absurd and unachievable

>>15447685
>anecdotal evidence precedes actual facts, data and statics

You're a retard. 5'10" to 5'11" on average is tall. It's taller than all the other white nations. No data backs up your claims. Just take a seat and shut up.

>>15447685
>anecdotal evidence precedes actual facts, data and statistics

You're a retard. 5'10" to 5'11" on average is tall. It's taller than all the other white nations. No data backs up your claims. Just take a seat and shut up.

>>15447692
you're am inspiration bro, first pic literally looks like chad meme. I'm in awe at the absolute size of ya

>>15447692
Just curious whats your squat/bench/dead?

>>15447776
Why? Are you gay? He's obviously lifting for aesthetics and isn't a power lifter so stats don't mean a thing.

>>15447792
multi rep maxes are a thing and you are gonna put on mass with heavy compounds

>>15447802
And they're individual weight and rep maxes. They mean nothing to a group.

If his bench was 150lbs or 350lbs it would mean nothing to you because progress and size building is defined by your own individual figures.

Only in power lifting are those figures relevant.

Your mind set is of a little teen who thinks the higher the figure he is better while he fucks up his form and his muscles while he is at it.

>this thread
Man I'm glad I'm ACTUALLY attractive.

>>15441972
Fetal alcohol syndrome

>>15447810
>so attractive dare not even post their face

Any anon is uglier than me because you can't prove shit.

>>15447815
Lol damn, she actually does look like her, only a few hundred years older but the same syndrome

>>15447792
This, what's the point of bragging about your PR when that faggot never has any intention of competing.

>>15447818
Lol I've been saying it for years ever since I took child development psych courses in college I can spot FAS immediately.

But she keeps ignoring it.

>>15447641
If our average is 6’, half are shorter and half are taller than that. Do I need to draw you a bell curve? Stop Larping as a one of us your last name is probubly O’brien or something mutt

>>15447831
>If our average is 6’, half are shorter and half are taller than that.

Lmao retard doesn't know what an average is.

He thinks if the average is 6ft then half the population is over 6ft LOL

I guess is a white average IQ is 100 then 50% of people have an IQ over 100, right?

You have an IQ of 65. Go play in traffic.

>>15447831
>If our average is 6’, half are shorter and half are taller than that.

I have to reply and laugh again. If 50% of people were below 6ft and 50% over 6ft then 6ft wouldn't be a fucking "average" now would it Einstein..

Go find your village, idiot. It must be missing you.

>>15447836
>He thinks if the average is 6ft then half the population is over 6ft LOL
>I guess is a white average IQ is 100 then 50% of people have an IQ over 100, right?
That’s how it works. I can’t believe you don’t know what a normal distribution looks like. Yes. Height and intelligence have identical curves.

I'm not one to give advice, but

>>15447233
Grow hair.

>>15447136
Between styling your hair to the left, right or curtains, curtains is the worse option.

>>15447131
Shave the beard, keep the moustache.

Dont usually go on fashion... is it basically soc without porn?

>>15447839
Here is an explanation since you obviously never went to college or took a single statistics class in your life.

>>15447860
>>15447839

>>15447816
>>so attractive dare not even post their face
Yes, I don't need social confirmation that I'm good looking and from 4chan of all places. Maybe some users do get a beneficial effect from going in these threads and posting their faces and receiving real criticism and help, or general positivity, like a sense of social belonging, but predominantly it is a bad idea (doxxing) and I would gain nothing from posting myself on here other than vanity. I enjoy memeing about being good looking such as above, but I'm not so vain to post my face, or even think good looks matter that much in life. Though admittedly maybe I'm just not aware of how well people treat me, but nonetheless one must overcome such little sufferings in life.

>>15447858
>>15447860
>>15447864
lmao too easy

>>15447874
>acting stupid for attention
you need help

>>15447876
To teach a lesson to a guy whop says hurr durr I am 6'3" and almost everyone I meet is taller than me so all Dutch people are 6'5" durr!! When 6'3" plus is in a small percent

>>15447874
You got btfo. Again. Stop claiming to be Dutch, it’s not good for the image of my country.

>>15447879
You're a retard and my family are original pure Dutch. You are mixed African/Arab hybrids.

>>15447880
Unlike you I know where my family has been for the last few centuries. Do I look african and Arab?

>>15447882
I don't know bro, I haven't checked inside your mouth. There is probably some Arab cum in there.

Huuurr everyone is over 6'3"!!

Something like 85% of Dutch are under that height. You believe your own memes.

Time to sleep, too many people gay for me tonight

Any tips ? Would a buzzcut work with my head shape or should i get something else ?

Any recommandation ?

>>15447641
>>15447723
>>15447816
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>>15447885
im starting to like you

>>15448190
looks good as it is desu. maybe longer on the top if you want

>>15448237
go with slicked back undercut

>>15447805
>>15447821
Hey I'm the guy who had the question. I don't understand? What is wrong with asking a simple question? Who cares if he doesn't power lift. I was just curious my dudes. I have Muscular Dystrophy so kind of have to put emphasis on lifts like this. At least for my disease, they are functional and reduce my muscle pain. So they are the staple of my program, but I do have other goals in mind, not power lifting. Anyway you guys are quick to make assumptions. Didn't want to brag or say I CAN DO MORE THAN YOU. I just asked lol

>>15447885
> I don't know bro, I haven't checked inside your mouth. There is probably some Arab cum in there.

Lol, check Obama's

>>15448243
Cecil put your trip back on

>>15444207
Dude the point is nobody wants to look At your face
>hurdurf my face is interesting the most interesting thing about me
Guess what just bc you have “unique” and exceptionally ugly face, doesn’t mean we want to look at it. Someone needs to take that camera away from you bc you take more selfies than Kim k.

>>15448648
It's just not a question with much validity for most lifters or bodybuilders. If you saw a big guy and he said his bench was 100lbs you would assume he is weak and bad at lifting or whatever, when that's not what he is about, it's about how he looks.

Meanwhile if he said 500lbs you'd be impressed, but again, it's not relevant. Yup should just be lifting with good form and slowly increasing your weight ranges as you progress.

If you do, as in you build muscle and lose fat, then you're doing good and the numbers do not matter. So when you ask someone "what;s your bench" it's totally pointless and it helps you in no way. For most people it's just bragging and that's stupid. Of course big guys will be strong but it will differ hugely based on how they train, so number figures only matter to competitive lifters or power lifters when you get a small guy with high lifting figures, that's impressive because that's the goal. For a bodybuilder, the goal is the body, not the numbers.

By all means ask someone how they train to get a big neck, forearms or whatever but their actual number stats give you nothing.

>I have Muscular Dystrophy

Type? Most people can't lift at all with that. You should stop your focus on big guys as it will depress you. Muscular Dystrophy is absolutely awful so I hope that you're not trolling. I'd urge you to do light exercises and find some other focus in life.

>>15448746
Going to have to check every hole of that guy for it!

>>15448776
Yeah right. Weak!

>>15448785
My face isn't a crime!! Even if it should be... You'd never say this irl to people. Omg obese girl, you can't wear that, so gross!! You're a coward.

You have it all wrong. If someone such as me can openly post my face and not care, then what is holding back average looking guys here? What are you afraid of? I'm merely trying to wake some of you up from hiding from the world because you don't have a ten ton chin.

>>15448881
Sad creature doesn’t even see the point of the post he’s replying to.

>>15448890
yo momma, weirdo

>>15448881
Love you Cecil. Body positivity all the way. Except for simps and harpies.

Cecil, can you just make your own thread? T b h you've completely fucked the overall topic of this one

>>15440410
i refuse to believe this is you. how can somebody have every unattractive physical feature known to man?

>>15448934
He’s made like 4-5 threads already dude look at the catalog.

>>15448952
You're right. Holy fuck he needs his own damn board.

I haven't really been on /fa/ since 2016.
This place has gone downhill

>>15448947

>>15448969

>>15447233
im 19 is that too old for piercings?

>>15443495
god tier

>>15447643
Lol post face

>>15449328

>>15448874
I'm 24 and it's Beckers so the most mild form (avg life expectancy is 40-45) Lifting has been the best thing for me though, even though its a progressive disease, I am in way less pain than I was as a child. Heavy compounds and cardio have worked wonders. You wouldn't really be able to tell I have it from the way I look, but I would get fatigued/feel bain in a game of basketball, or from just aerobic exercise in general. I understand what you mean by that, how asking that can be pointless in most context.

>>15439520
>>15439520
there's no place for you here if you're not honourable praised by every body so learn your stuff better than ever

>>15449328
Look at warosu. He’s an oldfag Aussie. He was at that meetup from 6-7 years ago with that long ass neck. He has red hair pale face and looks like a faggot.

>>15449008
19 is fine, but if you're >>15447136 then dude you look 27

>>15447233
Made me laugh, I’d grow my hair out if I was you.
>>15447631
I do, pretty weird but solid look my dude

>>15448897
bald

>>15447685
Selection bias idiot

>>15447874
>be a retard
>heheh got'em

>>15449700
blowjob lips

>>15443175
I have very similar problem, I honestly just embrace it now. All my friends and gf know I'm not and that's all that really matters. Plus personally I think you'll be less likely to be targeted by criminals

>>15440472
decent
>>15440497
ugly
>>15440949
ok
>>15440954
not cute
>>15441031
meh small chin
>>15441238
no jaw, mutt nose, very asymmetric probably ugliest one out of this thread
>>15441250
nice
>>15441328
decent except for the nose
>>15441972
cute
>>15443175
u is ugly
>>15443495
meh and too much filter
>>15443682
u have the face of an ugly tranny
>>15443744
decent but get rid of the unibrow and get a different haircut
>>15443897
decent for a mutt
>>15444006
nobody likes indian women
>>15444404
decent and you look like the dude that only wears rick from waywt threads
>>15444846
ugly
>>15444918
ugly
>>15445611
that nose lol
>>15447010
ok
>>15447136
decent
>>15447233
ugly
>>15447450
nice
>>15447631
cant see anything with that light/filter but probably ugly
>>15447859
niceish
>>15448190
stop being ugly is my tip
>>15448237
one of the ugliest one in this thread
>>15449590
gay face and faggot earrings rating = UGLY

>>15440454
Your bitchute? You read Mein Kampf if I’m correct

>>15440472
Don’t pull your hair back

>>15441238
Hide your face/identity better bud I’ve seen you with thigh highs on another board lol

Any tips? What product would u use for curtains haircut?

sup

>>15450509
Yes I read Mein Kampf. If you're trying to villainize me via what I read, well, that's a very dangerous stance to take and pretty extreme.

>>15442679
Literally only the lower third fits.

>>15450556
a rope, an axe, and to make sure, someone who hates you to the bottom of his heart

>>15443237
Who tf is prodigy

>>15451347
The tripfag "me" and this is her photo.

>>15450469
>nobody likes indian women
not true

>>15451417
fuck off sagbag
just bc you put a bunch of makeup on for a 4chan pic doesnt mean we all do...
and no i didnt edit that pic at all. no filter no nothing.

just as sieg said i got all "done up"...hah >>15444936

ill take both of your comments as compliments
...screwups cant even insult right...but thank you :) makes me feel pretty


BTW thx to the anons that said i was cute <333

Any haircut recommendations? I'm 22, 5"8' and thin. I've been working on a bit of an eboy aesthetic but I also want to look kind of dorky. It's odd, I know but it's an outward representation of who I am. Anyways, any haircut suggestions?

>>15451819
pic with your hair swept backwards?

>>15451825
I don't own any hair gel and it wont stay swept backwards, but I'll take it into consideration

>>15451819
you have a nice jaw and chin why ruin it with your pedo glasses and hair that only looks good on cute twinks

>>15451899
I never thought that it may be the glasses. Idk, I've used the same frames and different lenses for the past 5 years. What kind of frames would work with my face?

>>15451900
something smaller framed or better get some contact glasses and slick back your hair, you will slay easily then.

>>15451900
it's not about working with your face.
it's about choosing a style that tells people you are not involuntarily celibate.

>>15451684
Drunk posting is SO easy to detect. Lay off the boxed wine for a day or two, sweetie.

>>15451819
This is the face of someone who could get sex 24/7. Unfortunately only from older gay men.

I'm now 21 and feel like women are more interested in masculine men than someone like me. I've had women brag about their jacked "ex" bf when they were on a date with me (yet they still tried to fuck me, which doesn't make sense)
so do I just stay the way I am and hope a certain niche of women will be attracted to me, or do I just become more attractive to the majority of women by being more masculine?

>>15452139
Changing yourself to get laid is ultimate cringe. You look good, too. Just don't be cringe and you'll find someone. Probably. Also shave your facial hair.

>>15452139
>I've had women brag about their jacked "ex" bf when they were on a date with me (yet they still tried to fuck me, which doesn't make sense)

That's called a shit test, son. Welcome to the real world.

>>15452139
>literally covered in hair
>i not masc, broes!
you're not feminine broski

>>15452147
not to get laid, but to be actually appealing
will shave tho

>>15452156
I don't need someone who's trying to test me. that just tells me they weren't actually into me anyway

>>15452185
I have lots of body hair but I don't think it's an attractive masculine trait, since no man wishes to have it anyway. I'm obviously not too feminine, but compaired to other men my age im not their level of masculinity either.

>>15452065
You're completely right and sometimes it sucks rofl. I'm bisexual but I can only seem to attract dudes. Sometimes it kinda eats me alive that almost no women will find me attractive but whatever its not bad.

Any haircut recommendations?
Is my phenotype more like North African or Latin American?

>>15452331
do you act flamboyant or feminine?
maybe the females are assuming youre gay?
youre a good looking person. so i would guess youre giving off the "vibe".

>>15447136
You’d look better without the lip piercing and the nose piercing, if you still want one I’d suggest you get the other nose piercing, the nose ring I think? The one that’s usually on the right side.

>>15452511
I don't act feminine, although I can be occasionally flamboyant. I might be wrong but I think that a lot of females just don't like average-height, underweight men with no muscle. I also think that not having any normie hobbies is an issue. All I do in my free time is play pc games, build pc's, and read. I don't hike, or go out much, or watch tv.

During the lockdown I shaved my head. What do you think.

>>15454417

>>15454417
>>15454421
Portuguese.

>>15454421
youre balding you had no choice. facial aesthetics are great so you have nothing to worry about.

I should lower bf% and get a cleaner skin, i know, but other than that?

Thanks

>>15439520
Дaвaй хyли ты.

>>15454550
Balkan nigger

>>15454605
I suspected a balding When I was 20 and since then, I shave my head every summer.

Here a picture just before hunting. It's when I realized I'm balding a lot. Now they grew up and it's back to normal, you can't see it.

>>15455547
Try to improve hair quality.

>>15455568
I think I have 2-5 years left before it's impossible to hide. Guess I'll have to shave it completely or do hair transplant to gain few years.

>>15455562
Aвтoмeхaник core

>>15455568
>Balkan nigger
I would have guessed you're French.

>>15455902
Why ?

>>15455571
>>15455568
you look like a organized crime film actor
very cool

>tfw