/fa/ - Fashion

these threads are such cancer, I hope you all die of wuflu

sieg explain yourself

I wanna bit the bullet but starting of with seig lowers the bar so low my ego wouldn’t even register any pleasure because I mog him 6 feet deep simply by it being fat and having a jawline. So fuck off and die

>>15350212
Oh my god I remember this one lmao

>>15350196
Cute lesbian couple

>>15350207
cant
am filled with gayness

>>15350207
Can’t
I’m too busy having sex with the wifey to deal with incels

>>15351005
Is that your wifey in the pic

>>15350196

love is blind

>>15351008
WHY?????

>>15351006
Yes
She’s was a Russian mail order bride that i fell in love with a few years back. When she got to America, and i met her for the first time, she looked nothing like her pics. She was morbidly obese with a thick Russian accent. Not long after she got her green card she dumped me and I haven’t spoken/seen her since. She was a good lay nil, really knew how to ride a dick

She's always been thirsty

>>15351048
Yea that wasn’t posted by me

If you think I ever wanted you - go admit yourself to the psych ward

She always flirts with men the same way.

Cecil, Igor me, James she just slings insults because she thinks it's "dark humor"

Don't take her schtick seriously word for word she does the whole thing with men

>return back to /fa/ after a 6 year hiatus
>prodigy is still here

Lmao fucking loser
You’re on the same level as sieg in terms of being a worthless tripfag and an old hag no one cares for

>>15351054
Every single guy these are two different men

>>15351075
Seriously if she is anyway attracted to you she will start an e-fight post about how she's sorry, try to be your "friend" or something out of boredom.

It's a really childish flirting technique like how girls that like boys punch them on the play ground or bully them

She didn't to trunks too

>>15351054
>>15351075
>>15351080
>>15351086
There´s a difference between lightheartedly poking fun at someone to flirt with them and genuine condescension. These posts show the latter.

>>15351744
That's how she flirts

>>15350196
it's not even sieg, he trolled you idiots so hard years ago and now you newfags think it is actually him now lmao

>>15351754
how do you know that?

>>15351744
truth

>>15350196
>>15350212
Remember these are the people calling you ugly

>>15351744
Cuck beta incel, never spoke to a woman before
Kill yourself

>>15351008
>>15351036
Would facefuck her ngl.

>>15351008
>>15351036
Would facefuck her ngl.

>>15351858
Damn, why did i end up with an ugly fatty?

Lmaooo, hate my life.
Just wanna pound qt blondies with my 2 inch /k/ peen

>>15351858
>him

>>15351861
Fat incel larper "me" strikes again! Sorry she rejected you and fucked your friend 10 years ago and you still cry yourself to sleep over it after a drink alone by yourself, reminder that "me" is just some sad neckbeard larping because he has no life

>>15351865
>>15351862

Bro, I'd be slaying qts all the time if my penis didn't resemble a clitoris.

If that wasn't the case "Me" would be sucking my toes rn.

>>15351050
Dont bother to simp over this fat guy loser larping

>>15351867
Fuck off cecil you sad old man

>>15351050
Birch, you love me and you know it.

>>15351872
Wtf how did you know it was me??

Some of the posts I see are just excruciating cringe.

itt tranny e-drama masquerading as oldfag inside ball

>>15351938
Daily reminder that prodigy is a pedo bear

>>15351947
Daily reminder prodigy is just some fat neckbeard that she rejected back in school so now he larps here using pics from her Facebook

Damn, imagine being dumb enough to think anyone would actually love you when you’re that fat and ugly.

See attached that’s me at 391.6 lbs, 2 years later down to 170 with qt gf. If only you weren’t so bad at life.

>>15350196
More like faces of /fat/

>>15352091
Gj you spent hundreds on a amiri shirt and lv belt just to look like a autistic 15 year old who followed a grid on "how to find a goth gf" but forgot that height and weight exists

>>15352091
Ok, wheres the after pic? Both pics have someone who's fat and ugly

>>15352096
Actually, I got the Amiri shirt for free. Once I started losing the weight I took a job at a luxury retailer and because I hit a million inside of the first 12 months with the highest SPH I received $5k gift card and a promotion to personal shopper. Normies love my fits so I really feel no ways what the autismos here think. I met my gf walking my dog not whatever you were saying lol

>>15352125
haha yea me too, i was walking down the street and hedi and amiri saw me, ran over said im the most fa person they have ever seen, offered me a job to be their assistant and ive been making millions as the person they come to, to ask if their new fit is fa

>>15352091
>still fat and ugly
>still a manlet
Nigga

>>15352129
>>15352128
Sure

>>15352091
I weigh less than your "after weight" check out the other pic that shows my body

>>15352146
haha wow, its a bit like the one Heidi gave me after i said he should make some leather jackets, only mine is in blue and more expensive, maybe you will be able to upgrade it to be like mine but you will have to work alot more, haha maybe i can get him to dress you aswell, homeless fit isnt fa haha

>>15352091
Can I ask a serious question?

Why do Americans love big flashy logos?

>>15352146
Good on you losing all that weight

Maybe you can share your dieting secrets with Sieg

>>15352156
Thoughts on this logo?

>>15352156
People have a hard time justifying the price if they don’t. It screams look at me I have more disposable income to throw on this one outfit than your rent for 2 months. Also the vast majority of Americans I deal with are trappers and real estate agents. The rest are international students or 1st generation

I went to the beach!

>>15352091
Congrats

>>15352091
You should try wearing shoes that give height (Not height insoles), your girlfriend is wearing those really small kittie heels because if she wears normal sized heels I think she will be taller, just an opinion though. manlet

>>15352156
Also, most big name designers stop catering to the American market years ago. They cater to Chinese market which is why you see so many attainable designer pieces now. $200 slide from Gucci was preposterous 15 years ago yet here we are.

>>15352161

>>15352207
I mean this just doesn’t hit the same when it ain’t true. 183cm

>>15352183
I get it you want to show people you’re better bc your richer...but that’s such a counterproductive move.
Maybe it’s just me but having nice designer pieces and not trying too hard makes you look richer - rich people don’t worry about people knowing their shirt is a luxury brand. And nice pieces look nice - you can typically tell it’s not some Walmart tier article of clothing.
Idk i just hate logos. Nothing classy with logos.

And I’m not coming at you or anything - but my richest friends wouldn’t be caught dead with a huge Gucci logo

>>15352273
They wouldn't be seen dead with you in your wallmart fit, they even ignore your messages

>>15352220
>Thinks Gucci is an American company

>>15352328
Are you kidding - they’re always begging me to help them shop...bc when your possibilities are endless - it becomes even harder for to keep your style straight

And I reap the benefits. Yea - I myself don’t buy top tier designer shit...I don’t need it to look good. And I don’t make 6 figures yet. As much as I like clothes - my disposable income goes to cooler shit - like traveling and doing fun shit.

I stay in the bridge area for the most part. Always have and probably always will.

>>15352352
Stop pretending to be me please.

>>15352365
>i reap the benefits

>failed to post a pic of any brand when sieg asked 2 days ago

>i only wear wallmart

>>15352365
> - I myself don’t buy top tier designer shit...

Can we get rid of her now?

Got her to admit it

>>15352228
Aww

You guys laugh all you want, but when I save up enough, and retire from the fashion industry - I’m gonna set up my own shelter...dogs maybe...idk but it’s gonna be dope (I’m gonna get volunteers to clean up all the dogshit) and sponsors to buy all the dog food...and I’m
Gonna fucking save all the puppies I can (or other animals) that our dipshit race fucked over

>>15352379
Not all of us need luxury top tier shit to look good
But with your looks - I can see why you would think this

>>15352375
Dude I’m literally far away from all my closets
I said it before and if I have to I’ll say it again - all I have with me are bum clothes - comfy clothes - the clothes you would wear to go camping, hiking, etc.

>>15352399
Something tells me you can't produxe a time stamp even if you had access to your full closet

>>15352273
First rule of selling in luxury retail is never to shop with your own wallet. So often someone would come looking for a cheap cdg play piece and I just bring a couple designer pieces out anyway and all of a sudden they are buying a $1100 Burberry hoodie

>>15351048
>>15351054
>>15351080
>>15351086
You're delusional.

>>15352462
People dont want to look cheap/poor in a designer shop so they easilly get pressured into spending money they dont have

>>15351008
she used to be cute ngl

>>15352539
Are we looking at the same picture? Shes barely a standard 5

>>15352539
I can't tell if she's hot. I like the eye color but not the shape or crazy look in her eye. I don't like her fake tan/too much tan skin tone.

I like the legs but not how she wears baggy shorts. ( Yoga shorts would look good on her) and I like the hair length. Looks cute in certain pics looks ugly in others.

>>15352548
What are you even getting as a benefit larping as sieg, put your own trip back on cecil

>>15352548
Also just a little surgery, for job and a vaginaplasty to get rid of her excess labia minora.

I hate it when it droops down and out

They just cut it back and lose no sensitivity

>>15352091
Post a shirtless pic, I want to see your saggy loose skin

>>15352555
Here you go, my skin after 220 pounds lost. I lost the weight with zero gyming. Might start soon. Loose skin surgery is covered for me but it’s a risky surgery not worth it since I have such little loose skin

>>15352826
Forgot to attach

>>15352552
>>15352548

Stop pretending to be me you loser.

I’m in the right mental illness thread right guise? Here, come sukk on this sweet bud and just like STFU all you you. Hehehehe fuckin’ freak show up in dis bish

>>15353929
cEsspool jus stop

>>15354012
/Fa/ was so nice without you. Deadass

>>15354012
you should drop your trip

>>15354023
X2 so I can finally forget she exists again

>>15354023
why? would it make an actual difference

>>15352091
Hassan? I could tell by your arms that you don’t work out. Defo skinnyfat

>>15354032
Yes, you'll get less attention. Never post a face pic here again and nobody will ever remember you were a thing.

>>15354035
wow you are mad
im sorry bb

>>15354041
i'm warning you

>>15354052
dont worry i already called the cops about all the sexual harassment

>>15354072
Remember when I actually contacted the police about your deer napping.

I got the wrong state though

>>15354080
>calls the cops on someone bc he is a bussy bitch
>gets arrested for being a sexual predator


wouldn't expect anything less from you, hunchback

>>15354013
Lol, literally nobody likes you. You samefag to support your own bullshit lmao.

>>15354167
I'm using fa as one of my blogs nigga

ban me i dgaf

I have no bosses, no dependents to answer to. I am clean, I don't do criminal shit since decades. I have expunged record. I got nothing to be paranoid about.

>>15354176
are you ok?

>>15354180
I'm lonely

but then again, who isn't

>>15354090
You were sexually harassing minors for weeks

>>15351080
she wants to be my mom man :(

>>15354183
exactly
shit times were living in

but if it makes you feel any better you are 1000X better looking than sieg and cecil combined and you will find a qt gf for sure

>>15354192
Judging by her abrasive personality i bet she hits children and domestic violence is right up her alley

>>15354192
go to your room

>>15354197
tripfags are cancer

>>15354197
are u there ;)

>>15354197
She's waiting in your room. Quick shoot her

>>15354200
talk to sieg about that

>>15354204
son...didn't you say you're 22?

>>15354204
Can't get hard looking at prodigy's face so bend her over, pull up a picture of curlgurl on your phone rest it on her back

> The 8+ tick bites on her As start leaking puss and blood

"What's wrong son? Does mommy need to (amatuerly, half heartdtly) suck your dick?

>>15354213
u senile, hag? im 18
>>15354214
shed be the first woman id ever use a condom with tbqh

>>15354216
Good choice, she's 33 so she's been fucking for longer than you've been alive....and she's had herpes since at least high school....might want to just start taking penecillan before even heading over there

>>15354214
you are repulsive

>>15354216
18??omg your virgin eyes and ears shouldnt be on this 4chan shit...sieg will find a way to exploit you and your innocence.
go to bed

>>15354200
This

>>15354221
i lost my innocence seeing your cecil and siegs pics

>>15354221
> Sieg will try to exploit you

> You're quite literally trying to fuck him

tripfags and namefags are so fucking pathetic

what a fucking insane thread

>>15354230
this is literally every thread with them

You people are pure AIDS

>>15354231
She can't talk fashion because she's dressed in target and the only thing on her mind is fucking very young men...so she always gravitates to sex.


Like I tried to steer the conversation back to clothes by getting her to time stamp sny label she just turns the conversation back to sex....I don't understand with this bitch. Is she lacking sex or something

>>15354238
>almost identical body shape as his except a little skinnier
is it over for me?

Groolbrain femcel

>>15354242
I'm actually skinnier rn than I was in that pic

>>15354248
What do you do for a living?

>>15354258
Delivery driver + OMAD

>>15354260
You could be more aesthetic with a manual labor job.

>>15354265
Yeah ik I've been cursed with a body type that looks better jacked than effay skelly mode

Also it'd suite my face better

I'm 6'6" and I'm an insecure faggot with BDD so every time I see myself I hate it, am I right or is it all in my head, put my height aside, please.

also, I'm self-destructive and turn to drugs because my head is all fucked up.

I know this shits cringe but I'm on that many xans I won't even remember making this in the morning, be brutal as fuck with honesty, thanks.

>>15354282
strong jaw and chin game, lookin good bro

also future note if you start to bald you could pull off a buzzcut really well

>>15354287
my 90-year-old grandpa has a full head of hair, no one from my mum's side or dad's side has ever gone bald, fingers crossed.

thank you

>>15354282
youre 6'6 u already won

Here's my ghetto fucked face

>>15354318
Bruh lose weight and you're golden

>>15354318
you look moire feminine than me and im a woman

guys i'm gay

>>15354347
You should get that checked out

>>15354282
dude chill out, you have no reason to be insecure

>>15354369
i wish you would check me out

>>15354383
POST A PIC!

>>15354371
This mental health shit is so real man. Apparently, I'm not ugly but I still feel like it. I still want to hurt myself and other people sometimes, it's stupid.

>>15354371
I don't know how I'm perceived, I legitimately have a mental illness, I've had actual women "orbit" me and be obsessed with me, I hate that though, then every time I post my face on /soc/ or /r9k/ I literally get called a 3/10 and that it's over, to an extreme extent too, I don't know if they are coping, but getting so many mixed signals is fucking stupid.

I'm off so many benzos so im cringe as fuck right now, I'd never post shit like this in my life.

>>15354386
Nah bro I feel you, try to take care of yourself first or else nothing will matter. Put yourself first so that you could feel the love.

How do I look bros

>>15354415
u look like masterlooser

>>15352091
You're more attractive than I am and better fit than any of mine but my gf is more qt haha

>>15350196

>>15354383
Pic?

>>15351757
cope

>>15354415
Grow out your hair a lil

>>15352831
OH NO NO NO NO NO OH GOD HAHAHA

>>15354238
The nu mâle

>>15352156
MUST CONSOOM

>>15354347
I consider my self a half fag

>>15354282
You look great. Taper off the Xanax immediately

uggos

Master race here rate my superiority

>>15356896
is this kid still around
post his fucked up arms

>>15351054
You seem to be obsessed m8

>>15352091
Honestly this is a really nice transformation. You look very good now.

>>15354214
Oh cmon thats gross
You guys have to be bored af to keep this vendetta up.
Why waste the energy?

>>15354433
Maybe your girlfriend is more attractive to you? Mine is my perfect type, sexy bombshell when she wants to be and extremely elegant when she wants to be. Not to mention the girl worships me, I get all the obedience I want without having to import a girl from Iraq

>>15354013
Kill yourself tripfag

>>15350196
How do I look /FA/?

>>15358220
like a complete WOP

>>15354014
moar

>>15358220
p cute

>>15352091
If only you knew how to dress.

>>15352146
you look like a fag

Me blowing kisses to my girlfriend on here (she knows who she is...)

>>15350196
is that the one and only Ryan from supermega?

>>15359001
Is this her you sex dog you!? Xx

>>15357630
Yeah, it's a waste of energy for sure you're right.

Sorry for dragging your name into it, you just pop up when I'm like damn who was someone beautiful that posted on /fa/?

>>15359545
Sad

>>15359551
Is it? Or does it show that in open to criticism and am willing to change my opinion when someone provides a valid counterpoint?

>>15359537
holy shit cecil what a catch

>>15359561
She legit has good taste and am jealous of the shit she buys/how she setup her apt

Would pay her to decorate/10

>>15354014
You're a good looking guy for sure. Hope your beard genes will kick in soon.

No Franz Kafka, no mitochondria, no unpop, no cooltop. Just fuck off, all of you

>>15359537
LOOOOOOOL that gives me a bit of an uneasy feeling. Uncanny valley, for sure! x

Funniest fucking thread in ages. I hope nobody takes these seriously or else they will repost your dumbass selfie on here forever. Also tripfags deserve to be executed for ruining /fa/.

>>15351757
Hi sieg

Hi there /fa/, how have you been?

>>15359855
Hell yeah.

Looking good Dan

Thanks dan

>>15359830
Some idiot posted his before and after weight loss journey. And then he posted a bare chest version with his disgusting skin flaps all over so fucking gross

>>15359561
God I'd love to make her fat

ANYBODY GOT POLINA'S INSTAGRAM? THAT BITCH WAS A TRIP HERE AND I THINK WAS FROM RUSSIA OR UKRAINE ORIGINALLY

>>15359830

Be gentle plz.

>>15360369
Lol

>>15360393
Xx

>>15351953
MY QUEEN

>>15360441
nvr 4get, not even noe, in the rawring 20's

>>15360416
Ah yes, my degenerate days.

>>15352091
I'd hang out with left, I'd laugh in public at right

>>15359855
hope you found happiness and a way outta ure parents basement danny

>>15359967
To be fair I was expecting it to be a lot more disgusting

>>15360474

I'm the baddest bitch in the thread <3333
>>15362118
hey girl!!!
>>15358220
lanyards are fetch.

>>15359561
poo
in
LOO

Wassap

>>15362248
Fucking rotten gook

>>15358220
Why the fuck would you post a picture of your face with your name visible?

yea

>>15350212
"mom said it's my turn on the xbox" face

>>15363316
You fucking asshole, text to speech triggered my echo show to turn on my Xbox with your post

>>15358220
Your name and location are visible on the id card bro...

>>15360419
For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground, ausfreak.

>>15360419
And for some reason, you thought that doing so would be an epic BTFOing of who you're attacking.

>>15362700

You look cool man however I’d lay off the pot. Makes you slow down, look older and may get in the way and slow you down preventing you from reaching goals.

>>15352091
You looked way better when you were a fatty.

>>15363369
Yea noticed as soon as I posted the pic. If you dont see me in a week the niggers got to me

>>15363324
seeth more criple

>>15352831
not that bad
you should be proud
ignore the virgins

>>15365114
hahahaha
>>>/r9k/ loser

>>15352386
>Gonna fucking save all the puppies I can (or other animals) that our dipshit race fucked over

We're chinks now?

Way to be a stereotypical childless, anti white, liberal cat lady. All the Mexican and nigger preowned animals in the world won't change the fact your womb is more barren than a thinspo fridge, and you'll die alone

>>15366233
Species*****
(Not race I fucked up the terminology)

Still..
Idk where you came from with the chink comment - bc Asians eat cats and dogs?
That’s not what I was implying - but it is cruel and fucked up.

>>15352386
>retire from the fashion industry
>i dropped out fashion school which was in the middle of nowhere

>i only wear cheap basic stuff from walmart

>>15366274

Never bought a piece of clothing from Walmart - and wouldn’t be caught dead even looking in that section

The fashion merchandising program I completed was very competitive and hard to get into at a college that is known for being an awesome art school...#1 sculpture program in the country (at least it was at the time)

I think you’re getting your information from Sieg...and if you legit believe everything you say you probably not just look stupid but you are stupid. Post your face I wanna see exactly how stupid you look.

>>15366322
You said you only buy walmart when sieg asked you to post clothes pics, you said you dont bave any rn you nust buy walmart, your becoming more schizo than cecil

>>15366341
Dude I don’t even buy canned food from walmart

>>15366341
Cecil is a joker, this broad is a literal schizo who has 5 hours of therapy a week.

>>15366356
Chad king.

>>15366356
>this broad is a literal schizo who has 5 hours of therapy a week.
How do you know that?

>>15352386
A dog shelter isn't even something that requires a ton of capital you idiot

>>15366397
>Chad
>A 50 year old heavily shizophrenic namefag who spends his free time begging for scraps of attention from teenagers. His posts and opinions are so boring that even after ten years of him posting here, no-one would remember who he is if he didn't constantly spam his grotesque face. Being that ugly is literally the only thing about him that stands out in any way.

>>15366400
I know u fat piece of shit. Still needs some to get started - bc it’s much easier to raise money when you have something legitimate set up. I don’t have the time for that shit right now. But when I retire.
Why the fuck you ALWAYS feel the need to belittle me? You mad bc I’m out of your league? And I don’t need to buy top tier luxury clothes to look good?
Simmer down with all that hatred it’s not a good look on you

>>15366398
Bc I admitted I see a therapist once every 2 wks - now apparently it’s 5hrs/wk

sorry I’m not perfect people - go do a little introspection and a peak in the mirror and tell me that you are

>>15350212
These are the people calling you an inferior shitskin kek

>>15366418
>i dont need to buy luxury clothes to look good

Yea only because you have come to terms that you no longer look good in anything since 8+ years ago

>>15366442
You can only pray when you’re my age you wake up looking as good/young as me...

I hope you end up looking like Cecil

>>15366418
Because you need to realize how worthless you are.

The worst thing you can come up with about me is that I enjoy "top tier luxury clothes"

Oh no my ego is hurt! All that Valentino and dior in my closet....I feel so ashamed for posting on a fashion board finding products I like and building a wardrobe out of it while still retaining a masculine sense of style ohhh noooo

Why don't you attack me for supporting black owned businesses too? I own some fear of God and off white

You're making me out to be the angel in all this, thanks.

>>15366418
How are you triggered this easily?
This all seems staged and fake

Or maybe you are just legit crazy (massive inferiority complex/ narcissism)

>>15366398
Igor = chad,

And he posts fits.

>>15366624
>>15366696
Two butthurt retards who care about internet arguments, embarrassing as fuck that you're on the same board as me.

>>15366792