/fa/ - Fashion

>>15339938
Swap out the sunglasses and the denim for something else and you could def rock them with a pair of jackboots.

I always wanted to wear cardigans when I was younger but was afraid everyone would call me a fag

>>15340037
I wore American Apparel cardigans when I was younger and got called a fag. Girls liked it tho

>>15339938
Popped collars
Pleated skirts
Oversized jackets
Platform shoes
Any form of jewelry

I’m a 6 ft guy (male)

>>15340064
>Any form of jewelry
rip wedding ring

>>15340065
My fingers are bony

>>15339938

>>15340164
Sophisticated and manly if you manage to pull it off, epitomy of søy if you can't.

>>15340253
>clip on suspenders
>sophisticated

>>15340781

With a belt.

Possibly on a pair of jeans?

>>15339938
I'm ashamed of myself for liking this, it's extremely close to fedora core

>>15340793

You're dead, Payne!

>>15340164
You have to look muscular and/or rugged to pull of suspenders without looking soi

these shirts

>>15340793
say fuck it and follow your dreams. this isn't fedora core

one big reason i lost a fuckton of weight and started to lift is so i can wear whatever the fuck i want and get away with it.
get that frame shaped out and suddenly all of your shitty outfits look great on you

If the styles were easily available in good quality nowadays, I'd dress like Stalin pre-ww2 or some German soldier wearing those white off-duty fatigues every day

I swear in as a naval officer in a month or two and will forever be pissed that I can't be fully decked out like some 19th century cavalry chad.
If I stay in until I'm an O-4 I do get to wear a sword, but that takes like ten years.

>>15342126
based absolute legend poster

I want to go back...

>>15342126
>>15341827
good taste

>>15340164
suspenders together with a belt?

i love jumpsuits with bright colors like this but i'm not lean enough to pull them off. i can dream though

>>15341547
>wear whatever the fuck i want and get away with it.
Yet you post a picture of a guy not getting away with it. He looks crazy uncomfortable, clothes fitting this tight only ever looks good on bean pole twig boys

>>15343420
Yeah, that guy is yet another version of people not getting what actually looks good.

Nothing about him looks "not good" per se, but everything together, every aspect a bit overdone, makes him look like a caricature.

He ends up looking like handsome Squidward instead of Chad McChadface because he focuses on his already naturally heavily emphasized goodlooking aspects.

>>15343420
I don't get the "don't skip leg day" giant quads meme anyway. Thighs this big just end up looking feminine.
A V-shaped torso where the legs stay the same width all the way down looks way more masculine than bulging thighs that are wider than the hips. Why can't people swallow the chickenlegpill already

>>15339938
Just be the miz

>>15343354

>>15340793
I like it, reminds me of Brad's Jacket. Would wear if I could find it.

Sometimes I just wanna be the goth gf

>>15339938

Based conquerer

>>15339938
Literally anything that Matt King has worn.

>>15339938
Bundeswehr Gebirgsjäger coat (without the insignia)

>>15339938
most tight fitting clothing. i'd love to wear tight pants that show off my bulge and a tight shirt with the buttons undone but i'd look gay considering i'm 6' 150lbs. if i was jacked i probably could wear stuff like that but i'd still look gay af, though atleast nobody could beat me up lmao

>>15339938
I sometimes consider just buying the ugliest AI-generated shirts I can find (probably making worse ones myself) and wearing them ironically, coupled with a shitton of badges of organizatons, brands and political causes I care absolutely nothing about and are as far removed from each other as possible.

Like, imagine rocking 50 NSDAP badges mixed with various McDonald's ads on a Lorax hoodie that protests vaping and add a rosary or two to that. Peak postmodernism has yet to be achieved.

>>15345535
look forward to seeing the video of a guy getting beat to death by 10 black guys and 40 soi whites screaming
>"I'm only wearing them ironically!"

>>15339938
I wish I could pull off a cape like him anons

>>15345583
It's kinda sad how this immediately reminds me of 40k, since I lack a real-world association. Why is it that only fiction is allowed to look decorative nowadays?

tfw you'll never experience being in the qing dynasty.

i bought a headpiece so hopefully its a attractive conversation starter

>>15339938

>>15339938
What can I say?

>>15345648
wasn't the Qing dynasty more like pic related, with half the head shaved?

>>15345692
i suppose so, i guess more hanfu

I even bought it.

>>15340164
I can't get clip on suspenders to work, if I bend over the back clip flies off.

>>15345594
>why is it that only fiction is allowed to look decorative nowadays
Decorative outfits to this degree have always been a royal, religious, or very specialised military(eg. Royal guard/commanding officers/parade uniforms) thing and exist all over Europe

>>15341827
just wear it anyway bro. You're an officer now, u got that big dick energy. Make it happen.

>>15345847
that coat is actually pretty dank. Shouldn't be too hard to pull off..

>>15339938
In terms of autism, this.

Me. Oh why was I born in this shitty timeline.

>>15346548
You don't get to decide what, how, or when you wear things in the military. The Navy has a few neat things going for its uniform though, I'll get to stand on deck looking pensively at the sea in pic related when it's cold.

I miss wearing edgy metal shirts like when I was a teen

>>15341502
dont please :)

>>15346556
His proportions are so utterly fucked, I’m amazed it somehow works

>>15345217
fuckk same

A leather jacket, especially one with shearling.
I'm tall and square headed, but I don't think I could pull it off with my peach fuzzed baby face.

>>15345754
When I was a kid and The Matrix Reloaded came out I went as Neo for Halloween. I bought a cassock from a Catholic supply store and everything. Half the people who saw me thought I was supposed to be a priest.

>>15341827
>>15347042
Navies will always be the most /fa/ division of a country's armed forces.

>>15345225
>bought cheap cosplay of him
>Instantly loved wearing the coat
life isn't fair

>>15347510
This, I have a few leather jackets I want to wear but look so shit in

>>15340043
>got called a fag. Girls liked it tho
This is pretty much most things. Don't listen to men when they tell you something is "gay". They don't know shit

>>15339938
That coat looks more fetishy than autistic, OP.

>>15343441
You worded it well...

I look at a guy like this and it just doesn't look good. He himself looks good, his body looks good, but the fit just looks awful. I always chalked it up as trying too hard. But you worded it much better

I wore a denim vest for my metalhead look in high school, but nobody liked it. unfortunate.

>>15341827
I'm in the military too, everyday I miss being able to grow long hair. I really want shoulder length hair and a bushy moustace.
The army only authorizes dumbass looking moustaches, so I have to stay clean shaven and short haired for the foreseeable future. possibly years if I decide to stick w/ my goal of making warrant.

>>15348148
What's your MOS? My commission packet is sitting at a board for 180x and 183x. From what my recruiter tells me the board already happened, but of course I'm the last one who finds out the results, so I won't hear for weeks.

>>15339938
Pretty much everything on /fa/, I just don't have the facial structure or build to pull most of it off. It's hard to describe, I'm not bad looking, I just have very "classic" features that go well with preppy or business stuff but I look like a dad in his kid's clothes when I try to wear anything edgy.

>>15340785
>suspenders with a belt
wtf bro

I like this but to be honest the only reason I don't wear this yet is because I'm low on cash for a while now.

>>15345439
You have no idea how uncomfortable these are and how bad they actually look anon

>>15347621
You look shit in everything you tripcoding assfag

>>15343405
i love this shit

Can never find a good rental snake

It would complement a colorful attire, basically something casual to add on the head

Mexican poncho
I just want to dress like a cowboy ffs

>>15343354
dude's a very careful person
belt and braces nigga

>>15349556
That fucking poncho looked so good on him. Easily the coolest looking cowboy outfit in cinema.

>>15340164
Dwightcore

>>15347621
You know why

>>15341634
me too anon me too.
is there a way i can find it bcs i will were it if i can

>>15343847
>>15341634

just do it

>>15339938
I want to wear polish noble robes from the 17th century along with the hat and the massive belt. Would look sick in my opinion

>>15345648
Thats not from the Qing dynasty. Thats a Hanfu, in the Qing dynasty they wore Manchurian clothing which looks more like >>15345692
This one looks like something out of a gu zhuang drama, which is based on historical outfits, but usually takes creative liberties. During the qing dynasty you would get in big trouble if you refused to have a manchu Queue.

Something like those weird Moncler concept designs that came out last year.
I think they're cool and wish something like that would be considered normal to wear.

>>15345648
that looks more like Ming era. Qing were under the machus (outsiders)

all of this

>>15339938
Anything from Vento Aureo

>>15352367
imagine getting cucked by your dynasty

>>15353513
Same

>>15346556
again fucking same

>>15340793
>I'm ashamed of myself for liking this,
you should be

if places still sold it I would no shame wear the fuck out of the late 90's mallgoth look

>>15346556
ABSOLUTELY

>>15345663
same hard

>>15339938
Hussar jacket complete with braids ponytail and stache

I'll never do it but I think about it more often than I should.

It sucks that I can never pull off a look like this

>>15354658
You want to be on fire?

>>15346556
*yare yare intensifies*

>>15348715
Looks pretty based when worn open, I think.

>>15353539
China has been totally conquered by both the Mongols and the Manchu and dominated by the Europeans and the Japanese. No wonder they are so nationalistic and racist today

>>15354051
This, especially with the overcoat worn as a side-cape.

sometimes i honestly would love to just dress up like a call of duty character

>>15354735
Bale’s Brawler skin is pretty damn cool desu

>>15354739
Who know’s why my phone autocorrected desu into “desu” kek

>>15354743
You must be new here

Yeah, I went there

I think eye patches are cool

well what would a mixture of jedi clothes and clothes from the matrix look like?

>>15340164
I never liked clip-on suspenders, but I've been wearing button suspenders for years now.

>>15354708
I thought about copping one of these this winter but I probably won't. You know Barbour have released a couple just recently enough that you can probably buy them?
One is like an army green. The other one looks like they picked the colours of Officer K's coat from Blade Runner 2.

>>15353374
Looks like Derelict

>>15354703
Holy shit that looks bad.

>>15354051
no hussar bros

>>15354735
>cowadoody
Uhh yeah cringe. If I'd have to dress up as a vidya character I'd go for Big Boss in his biker outfit.

>>15354758
I want an eyepatch so bad but I really like having 3D vision. Existence is pain.

>>15354833
neat I had no idea I'll definitely check them out

where would you cop one of these I thought they were really rare?

>>15354935
Well I think they kind of are so you should haul ass and cop the Barbour ones while they're still around.
You probably won't see them do another run for 10 years.
They don't do them anymore but there used to be a surprising source: it was a little Australian company doing knock-off Drizabone type coats.
A possible indefinite source is save yourself a photo of one and go on the site Fedora Lounge and say you want one and does anyone have one they'll sell you.

Shit m8, I just did a brief googling for the Officer K one. It might be hard to get now. Wish I'd kept an eye on it and got it on sale.

https://www.mrporter.com/en-fr/mens/product/barbour-white-label/clothing/raincoats-trench-coats/white-label-despatch-riders-belted-corduroy-trimmed-waxed-cotton-jacket/5432698981578576

>>15341502
Wtf are you talking about. You don't need to be as fit as him, but if you have broad shoulders and visible muscles go for it and don't listen to anyone else. It can pass as neutral shirt.

>>15354942
ah neat. I saw that surplus moto jacket on the saunders militaria ig and figured they were super rare but its really cool to see other companies made copies essentially

I probably wont cop one now but I'll keep a lookout to see if other companies made ones thanks anyway

A plad trenchcoat
I guess trench coats in general
I’m a 115 pound twink I’d look ridiculous

>>15355092
twink in the photo doesn't look ridiculous. Just gotta find one that fits your frame bud.

>>15339938
This jacket would legit work with round steampunk sunglasses

>>15339938

Whatever the fuck pic related is

>>15339938
Greatcoats in general

>>15355340
I think it still would look too gay
Guys in my town use jeans and a tshirt everyday

Still want the shirt too but can't source it.

>>15354051
I feel your pain, anon.

Late 18th and early 19th century men's fashion was amazing. It's a shame that you really can't wear elaborately ornamented clothing these days without it being seen as gay.

>>15355575
Based. Olgierd is incomprehensibly effay.

>>15347591
priest is better than school shooter.

>>15355092
>>15355598
There is literally nothing wrong with wearing trench/greatcoats, however it only really works during winter or if you're basically dressing up like some noir detective minus the fedora

>>15339938
Anything made by Rick Owens. The artistic photoshoots look so cool, but any time I see it in real life or an unedited photo I realize how ridiculous I'd look wearing it anywhere.

>>15354659
yes... who doesn't?

>>15354051
>>15355653
Patrician taste anons

>>15347597

Space corp going to be the coolest

>>15355653

KYS

>>15343420
Imo it looks good, but hellishly uncomfortable. What's the fucking point of wearing something that accents your ultra Chad physique if you can't move like a normal human being in it and it ends up looking good only in stills?

>>15354735
Operator-core is indeed very high on both the autism and cool scale, you have to be /out/ as fuck to pull it off

>>15354708
what´s this jacket, tho? looks neat and not too weird to be unwearable.

>>15358017
Its a British Motorcycle Dispatch Coat from wwii

>>15341502
i mean obviously dont buy a movie prop, but im sure you could find a loose black v neck shirt and have it look good

>>15341827
> I do get to wear a sword

Idk about Navy, but friend who was a Marine officer said the swords are really cheap and chintzy once you see them up close.

>>15354703
just get a regular bomber jacket in that colour man

>>15339938
Knives as accesoires.

Never needed a knife, but I really like the idea of carrying knives like it used to be, but you´ll ALWAYS look like a retard if you do it nowadays, either like an edgelord, cosplayer or something similar

>>15345663
Based

>>15345663
you have what it takes anon

>>15358329
I don't know how the Marines do it, but in the Navy it doesn't work like the rest of the uniform - you source it on your own, it just has to fit their requirements:
>The sword shall have a cut and thrust blade, from 22 inches to 36 inches long, half basket hilt, and fit in a scabbard of plain black grain leather or synthetic material presenting the leather appearance.
>Sword, sword belt and sword knot are prescribable for all Navy commissioned officers on active duty (except chaplains) in the rank of Lieutenant Commander and above. The sword is optional for Lieutenants and below.
So there's some interesting flexibility there. My dad was an officer in the 80s and bought a sword in port somewhere near Granada with his buddies when they all got promoted, so he told me it's mine once I swear in.

>>15349556
>>15349777
I have a poncho that I wear around the house. It's comfy af but I never would wear it in public

Would a Kapital ring coat be autistic or based? I kind of want one

>>15359122
Very milspo
If you're a square headed, in shape, military aged male I'd say based.

ITT: cowards who are ashamed of their tastes in fashion

I think masks are really cool

>>15359317
Covid would´ve been the ideal time to normalize cool masks, instead we just got pieces of cloth.
I want to run around with an Oni-half-mask without weebs thinking I belong to their kind:I

>>15349556
>>15349777
>>15359116
I got a poncho in the mail the other day, no designs on it, basically a grey wool blanket with a hood in it.
I've worn it outside a couple of times now.

Now Tayne I can get into

>>15354856
Got a buddy that literally dresses like this but with cooler combat pants, paramemes and an authentic perfecto. Bomb fit if you've got the balls to pull it off.

>>15355575
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kontusz

>>15359122
Slick jacket, buy it and wear all black with it.

>>15340164
Are suspenders the most based accessory?

>if you’re at all /fit/, it pulls the shirt against you, accents your traps and waist to shoulder ratio
>100X more comfy than a belt when wearing a suit
>you can get crazy colors/patterns that would otherwise never be “professional” but in this case it’s not judged
>you slide them off and let them hang when you need to tell the world you’re on break without saying a word

In this summer heat; a leather kilt

I saw it on wish dot com - some chink is selling fake leather kilts for steampunk cosplay. I thought up to pair that with a pair of leather suspenders

>>15340793
Elder Maxson vibes

>>15340793
If you're over 23 and wear it with adult clothing, it would probably look fine. It would look retarded with autism glasses and sneakers.

I wanna wear one of these more casual fedoras.

Leather band instead of a ribbon.

Maybe i can pull it off. I live in Texas

>>15340793
>"IT'S THE JACKET!!"

90% of what Noel Fielding wears

>>15340793
Reminds me of something my Grandad had but a bit longer

>>15359317
witnessed

>>15342126
Batzorig basedboy

mime core

>>15361681
>I live in Texas
Just don a normal cowboy hat senpai

>>15355642
What movie is this from?

>>15350537
>write a geek character for the show
>he turns out to be the most effay of the group
What did they mean by this?

>>15363219
I dont give a fuck if thats a man, im filling that pocket

>>15363657
Jacket and scarf are great, everything else is absolutely and inexcusiby bad.

>>15363626
Series actually. Ten: Tenhodori No Kaidanji.

>>15339938

I have a big dick so I want to wear leggings and show it off, but then I look like a massive flaming homo.

>>15346556
yes yes
YES
yes yes

>>15341547
I cant take people that look like this serious

>>15345217
Girl's can get away with so much more autistic shit...

>>15341547
Screams insecurities.

чики бpик

>>15365977
very nice and based

one on the right

Dutch from red dead 2 had nice fits.

>>15366542
>muh rdr2
What an incredibly overrated tedious game

>>15346556
could someone realistically pull off a double belt like that

>>15363756
the only two bad things are the tie and the shoes

>>15366748
Also the hilariously badly fitting pants and the shirt in a color that shouldn´t even be legal to wear.

>>15340793
the core would've been forgotten by 2011 if it weren't for the meme, which is worse than the core ever was

>>15343420
The only thing I'd say that looks bad on him is the pants. Something looser, but still ideally no-break before the shoe would be far better, and probably more comfortable.

>>15340164
my dad is a fat 60 yr old boomer and pulls these off surprisingly well

>>15363219
>>15363705
Patrician taste lads,
Clown girls are for plebians.

couldnt help myself and got myself bane jacket for the winter last year, wore it throughout, got compliments, but still not sure if i look like a retard or not, what does /fa/ think?

>>15367990
It seems to fit you well which is the most inportant thing, most wannabee autists get one 12 sizes up from Wish and expect to look cool. Keep rocking it my man

>>15367990
It fits and you like it which is really what matters.

I think that if more people wore what they want with confidence, society would be more accepting and less homogeneous, which would make things much more interesting. If you're confident then you'll probably not get chided as much for your means of expression, and if everyone is wearing their own style instead of the same shit everyone wears then it won't be different for you to wear whatever you want to. What a wonderful world such would be.

Basically, if you want to wear it and it fits you then do it faggot live your dream.

>>15345673
Good choice

>>15339938
JPEGMAFIA often wears women's clothing and jewellery, and i love that slightly androgenous but delicate look. I like thrifting as well. Only problem is that i'm 6'4" white, slightly chubby and with wide shoulders. I don't even think i could pull off the earrings in the pic or anything because of my face. I have a friend who is much skinnier that me and dresses like this and i'm pretty jealous desu. he gets more girls too :, (

>>15340793
yeah thats pretty autistic unless youre over 30 and live in like missouri but fuck it dress for yourself

>>15368407
100% this. Just make sure you're in physical shape. Style is one thing but physical attractiveness may as well be universal and if you're fit you can make even the most chuuni of outfits look better than fatsos wearing day to day shit.

>>15346556
just noticed how long his jacket is wtf
and i would respect anyone doing the double belt

>>15346556
Is there anyone who actually looks like a jojo character in real life?

>>15368509
amen, brother

>>15368509
+1, been lifting for 7 years so np

>>15353513
Part 6 onwards had better outfits

>>15354051

>>15366766
I like the baggy pants, it's very yuppiecore. The yellow shirt compliments the brown suit he usually wears, though.

>>15345673
70s being based as usual

>>15359063
>tfw you'll never get your dad's sword passed down to you

Crop tops look cute on me desu

Are dusters fedora-tier or can you wear them casually?

>>15340164
>>15340785
Can’t trust a guy who can’t trust his own pants
-anonymous

>>15339938
If face masks are going to mandatory, might as well be fashionable about it

>>15368407
>>15368509
Hard agree. Take care of your body and project confidence and you can wear practically whatever you want. We need men who have the self-assurance to wear what makes them happy rather than meekly accepting convention.

>>15340021
waffen ss tier

>>15347626
they want to eliminate their competition by undermining your confidence

>>15341547
terrible fit

>>15359919
if you really want to wear that, then you have to admit you're a weeb bro

>>15341547
This guy FUCKS

>>15371807
yeh men, still counts tho

>>15339938

>>15345663
Anyone have that compilation of the autistic /tv/ retards that bought it?

>>15345847
W2c shoes?

>>15340164
Based, but only on women

>>15340164
SKIN
HEAD

>>15370690
The original quote was about a guy wearing suspenders AND a belt

>>15362713

>>15372076
Only lesbians would wear that

honestly, a lot of rick.

The hoodie wouldn't look too autistic if the back didn't say "It's-a me, Mario!"

>>15372313
Isn’t that what he’s doing?

I am not gay so I have no extravagant or larpy clothing wishes. I dunno

I'm not gay or schizo