/fa/ - Fashion

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Reminder to hide and report all schizoposts. Do not respond under any circumstance, that’s literally what he wants.

PSA: Fragrancebuy is updating their loyalty program. Now if you’re Eau Addict-tier, you’re essentially getting unlimited 10% off coupons plus a bunch of other bonuses. Most point prizes are cheaper in general now too.

Very based of Gary to do that.

>>15009985
>>15009994
>Lmao that last one got whack. Be nice and don't go off topic
>Reminder to hide and report all schizoposts
Mods are worthless, don't expect them to do their job.

*blocks your path*

>>15010001
As long as you don’t reply, it’s all good. If he gets banned, that’s just a bonus. Above all else, just don’t reply. You won’t :trigger” him, you won’t shame him, you won’t outwit him with your dazzling logic, he doesn’t care what you say, he just wants (you)s. Insulting or arguing with him is handing him the win regardless of what you say. The only winning move is to completely ignore him.

>>15010008
*murders your chink

>>15010010
I-it wasn’t me! It was Manny!

>>15010008
>>15010010
Le Male is for dudes who cuck other dudes. Watch what you say before you see me banging your chick.

Home alone on a Friday night? Valentine's day no less. Fucking pathetic

>>15009999
fuck you and your digits

>>15010008
*buys Cuba Gold for 8 euro*

>>15010018
I am interested in fragrances, not for others but for my own sake. It is pathetic that you are celebrating a holiday dedicated to fornication.

>>15010009
That's not a winning move, because eventually anons get so sick of it they stop posting in the thread because no on topic discussion can take place anymore.
This is why the rules exist, if the mods refuse to enforce them and allow threads to be slid it all devolves into a sfw version of /pol/, with nothing but shit flinging pointless threads.

>>15010030
Stop with the paragraphs, stick to the topic.

>>15010030
Then contribute to the thread. Be the change you want to be. Threads’ll be rough for a little bit, we’ll survive. We’ve had horrible spergs before, they’re gone now, we’re still here. It might get worse before it gets better, I fully expect him to ramp up the obnoxiousness when he stops getting attention, but it will eventually get better.

That aside, mass report and use the feedback section to alert the mods. If tons of people are doing it, they won’t ignore it, if for no reason other than to stop us from bugging them.

>>15010025
See: >>15009994

Also, SOTD: Chypre Palatin. What are my fragbros wearing?

>>15010040

>>15010040
tl;dr

cope

>>15010042
i did ombre leather today
i added tuxedo, hacivat, and platinum egoiste to the collection this weekend, pretty psyched

buzzgang it's over. Casuals are about to make bee uncool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQkcA2XeYQc

>>15010055
Nice picks. I prefer original Egoiste, but Platinum is snice too. Tuxedo is fantastic. I actually think Hacivat is better than Aventus (though I think Aventus is pretty overrated to begin with). Enjoy them, bro!

I just ordered the Roja Enigma Cologne so I can save my EDP for special occasions since it’s discontinued now.

>>15010055
im the hacivat shill who's been shilling it for a few weeks. congrats bro so much better than aventus. But be gentle on the sprayer the frag lasts and projects a ton

>>15010060
Nah, Buzzgang are the OG. Besides, Zoologist isn’t sold at too many places and noselets probably aren’t gonna order it.

>>15010063
ive actually never smelled aventus, but this was 165ish usd shipped, lower than anywhere else, had to do it, it smells great
>>15010061
egoiste and enigma are both still on my shopping list. i only have about 8 and i feel about 2 more would round things off, and give me options for any situation. Ill probably end up stopping at 12, Ill get into a hobby, find the precise things I love, then move on generally. The whole ifra thing does have me wanting to stock up as much as I can, and Ill probably use that justification to spend more monies. Ive smelled so much over the last few months, its been such a nice journey and discovery process. You do need money to seriously get into this, and I think at a certain point Ill stop for that reason. Theres so much to smell and discover, with dozens of things that come out every month, I will never be able to keep up. I like this general and the posters are nice, ill try to keep in the spirit of things here.

>>15010063
>im the hacivat shill
>turksmell shit
yeah ok buddy, stopped reading right there

>>15010082
hacivat is the suave older brother of aventus, less nose stabby and more sophisticated

>>15010089
There's only 1 thing I like about Turkey - it's Anil the ASMR barber

It's looking a lot like 6 sprays of bee and Nascar alone in bed tonight

>>15010040
About to unironically filter Anonymous and coat myself in a protective layer of Kouros

>>15010096
thats too intimate for me to watch
>>15010098
that doesnt sound too horrible anon, pretty comfy

That Jeremy guy sprays fucking 5 sprays, is this normal? Yeesh. I feel offensive after 1 spray.

>>15010080
Enigma is probably my favorite scent ever. The cologne version is a bit lighter and fresher, opens a bit more like Sprite than the EDP/Extrait’s cola, but the drydown is very similar. Both are very snice, and even the cologne has pretty good performance.

>>15010115
Speaking of cola frags, anything that's like a cuba libre or a lime cola?
I'm guessing Lacoste Live is sort of based off the heavy licorice/lime notes but it's a Lacoste frag that isn't Blanc and therefore likely garbage.

>>15010145
Enigma EPD/Extrait is exactly that. I’ve heard one of the Kilian “designer line” frags smells like boozy cola.

I've been arguing with my roommate all day about the proper application of the cologne.

I say, one sprit on semi-wet skin (post-shower) near the bellybutton, then one quick smaller one closer to the neckline.

He claims, put it on whenever you go out, two squirts on your chest, and then spray the air and let it descend on you

>>15010234
Both wrong. One spray on each side of the collarbone, one on each wrist or elbow pit, one behind each ear. Optional: if you’re gonna be getting laid, one on the belly so she gets wafts while giving you the succ.

The walk through mist is absolutely useless. It just disperses in the air and you get very little on you. Don’t spray on wet skin.

I'm halfway convinced of getting Noir Extreme for my night out frag (except clubbing)
Is there a better option, keeping it designer?

>>15009985
>cum
lel

Fragrancebuy currently has Beau de Jour and Aventus Colognes as door crasher deals.

>>15010552
aventus 100 grams with taxes comes to $446 ? i got mine gor $409 shipped from perfumeonline

>>15010234
every thread

>>15010558
This is in CAD and it’s the new Aventus Cologne, not the original Aventus, though.

>>15010145
BR540

>>15010574
FUCKACUM BUTT

Where to pick up dior homme parfum not that it's discontinued

>>15010114
If you can own it, 5 is fine

>>15010651
dior.fr has it. New bottle, old formula, 127 euro, fuck you.

Just got this;Opening is like Animale for men, middle is Eros and dried is Invictus.
Awesome normie fragrance.

Is $320 a good price for 100ml Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous?

>>15010764
forgot pic

Just copped this for 60 bucks. Is it any good? Almonds are great and I didn't feel like shilling for pdm Pegasus

What kind of deodorant do you guys use? Is there something that doesn't fuck up frags?

>>15010832
What does it smell like. Never heard of it but the bottle is enticing to me.

>>15010856

I'm back boys, what has happened to this autistic kid from last thread? Is he fine? Hope he didn't realize that he spent all of his valentines trying to troll people in a fragrance thread on 4chan. If he has as low EQ/IQ as it seemed, this would mean even more frustrated posts than last time kek. He was quite enterntaining though.
>>15009985
You left out links to videos when copying the OP post.
>>15010060
I hate this fag. Like yesterday was watching his video on Nicolai and he clearly has no idea what he's talking about. Just adding adjectives to notes that he read out of fragrantica, comparing them lazely to what users there voted on similar and then making comparisons out of his ass. Cap Neroli similar to Neroli Portofino? Negger, bitte.
>>15010564
I love the pseudoscience vibe of this chart kek.

>>15010651
Origines has it for cheaper (got it for like 80 Euro, 6mo ago). There are stray bottles strewn across drugstores of Bongland, but probably best to order from France if the shipping isn't awful

>>15010860

It smells like almonds and vanilla. Part of Acqua di Parma's Blu Mediterraneo line, which aims to highlight ingredients from Italian regions

>>15010856

>>15010889
Interesting, I’m guessing it’s more of a cool scent than warm?

Help me out lads.
I'm looking for a club/night frag that's more on the calmer side but still kinda unique.
Since i'm taken and only go to the club with my gf and her friends i no longer (personally) feel the Eros vibe.

Thanks bruvs.

Is zoologist just a forced meme or what? Are some of their scents wearable in public? Is Bee gayer than Eros and Ultra Male? Is Squid good for the summer? How does it compare to ADG Profumo?

>>15010948
We call it Zootopian here.

>>15010889

I blind bought it, but I'm guessing it's kind of an all weather sweet type of scent.

Did you wake up covered in your partner's scent and fluids from yesterday?

>>15010234

image arguing with someone in real life about where to apply fragrance, fucking pathetic

>>15010345

LOL, as if there is only 1 best spray routine. Is your mind fucked or something?

>>15010114

If you choose fucking stupid fragrances that isn't likely to score high on the mass pleasing scale then of course it would be a fucking stupid idea for 5 sprays. If you choose something that is almost universally pleasant then 5 sprays won't be an issue. Why are you so fucking stupid that you can lump all fragrances together? Some fragrances project differently than others. Adjust your fucking spray routine depending on the situation. Jeremy really just does 3 sprays on exposed skin (3 on neck), then 2 on his clothing for longevity purposes.

>>15010924

Nope, wrong thread. None of these faggots go out...let alone to a club with a gf.

>>15010948

Zoologist is the fragrance equivalent of this guy
>>15000153

Lost in their own hobby, delusional to thinking it actually looks good to the masses, no self awareness that people actually find it repulsive

>>15000179

this is equivalent to you fat slobs when you wear your shit niche to work....if you're blessed to not work and stay home all day then that's fine

>>15010060

thank god he had the fucking decency to disclose that he got the bottle for free

>>15010924
Code Profumo or Pure Malt personally

>>15010924
Unironically light blue eau intense, it's dna works wonders in a club setting, works great both in winter since clubs are always hot af and summer. Plus you're gonna smell different than most guys there, highly recommend it

>>15010832
I love all of that line. That one is one of the weaker performing fragrances in the line, but they’re all still good. My favourite is Ginepro Di Sardegna.

>>15009994
>>15010009
>>15010040

>muh leddit safe space

>>15010030

>boohoo, I cry to mommy because some random internet stranger calls me bad names...I feel so triggered because I'm a little faggot

At the end of his last video, Eugenius turned off the camera but forgot to turn the sound off. Five minutes of sound of sex with Kristo: https://youtu.be/uMBTEc0pNWc

>>15010766
Dunno but her face is perfect

>>15011370

You're right she's pretty fucking hot. Wouldn't mind cumming inside her pussy.

>tried Fahrenheit, expect to smell like gasoline or leather
>smell like fucking grass

>>15010766
TF is getting overly confident than the soulless minions will buy his shit regardless.

Just imagine it

>hey anon, you smelt good, what are you wearing?
>fucking fabulous...

I feel embarrassed already. Such a stupid pretentious teenage frag name.

>>15010766
TF is getting overly confident that the soulless minions will buy his shit regardless.

Just imagine it...

>hey anon, you smell good, what are you wearing?
>fucking fabulous...

I feel embarrassed already. Such a stupid pretentious teenage frag name.

I'm tired of all the unique niche stuff I wear and want something classic. What are some good choices to try?

>>15011433

it smells more like leather to me...no one a fragrance would smell exactly like gasoline because gas chemicals would fuck your brain....people who fall for the trap is due to marketing and the fact that they're a fucking sheep with no critical thinking of their own

>>15011441

That gaudy fuck has been doing this gay shit since his Gucci days

>>15011455
>>15011460
Damn what the shit. I don't really know anything about TF, I like TF Oud Wood, one of the better ouds imo but this shit.. nah.

>>15011462

Even the recently mentioned fragrance Beau de Jour. Despite some retards thinking it was literally just meaning "beautiful by day" because they either plugged it into google translate or they are idiots, it was again Tom Ford trying to reference sexual shit.

>>15011449
>tired
This is how I got into Chanel and Guerlain. If you need a list, just buy Luca Turin’s “The little book of perfumes. The Hundred classics.”

>>15011474

Way better than some "niche" made in some bumfuck nobody's kitchen....measuring ingredients with their fucking kitchen scale.

>>15011470
I just couldn't do it. At some dinner table with a group of people and having to say these names.

Maybe people don't care but I always think about the frag name when I wear something.

>>15011483

To me, I think I would just feign ignorance. Oh, it's something my girl got for me I forgot the name. It's in this grey bottle. I would never want to reveal to the world that I'm a fragrance guy....because let's face it...the people in this thread are not best type of people to want to associate yourself with. Literal autism with their collections and tastes.

>>15011470

>Beau de Jour
Tried this today from a sample, Private blend. A girl (who wears FM Rose & Cuir, Santal 33 and Byredo Unnamed) said I smell like her Armenian friends apartment.

>>15011455

That G with the public hair almost resembles a pedo symbol

>>15011474
what are your thoughts on the Les Exclusifs line?

>>15011358

Oh yeah, are you sure? From what I've seen the performance is said to be average. I was actually wearing Ginepro yesterday, good shit... Lasts all day too

>>15011493

Ahhh fuck more middle eastern juice, huh. People should really be careful when listening to recommendations from this thread. The middle eastern fetish is strong here.

>>15011504
>That G with the public hair almost resembles a pedo symbol

You know who Tom Ford's gaudiness attracts? People like Aaron Terence Hughes.

>>15011512
No, I’m not sure. I was thinking of the Bergamot one. Yeah, yours is average.

>>15011187
I could smell him from down the hallway and said thats too much cologne to which he has to be contrarian

>>15010832
It’s snice. It smells kind of like a cross between root beer and cream soda.

>>15011553

The right approach is to have caused doubt in him about whether his cologne smells nice or not. Then get him to buy a cologne that smells better if that's what matters. I'm assuming you're complaining because you don't like his smell.

>Bro, do you smell that weird smell? It's like someone sprayed Axe here.

>>15011561

But you probably don't have the social skills to actually know how to manipulate others to do what you want, if you like to hang out with other fragrance freaks online.

>>15010832
I really need to stop coming here.
every week I find you lot posting interesting snice smelling frags that I either feel compelled to sample or blind buy depending on price.
I wish I never went down this rabbit hole and were content with my bottles of L'eau D'Issey and Joop Go....

>>15011574

I think there is a fair argument to having more than a couple of bottles if you enjoy the scents. If you wear the same thing very often, your nose gets desensitized to it....it is almost like eating your favourite meal every single day. Eventually it will lose its lustre. Only issue I have against fragrance communities is any hype or pressuring they create to cause people to feel FOMO.

>>15011582
That’s any community with anything, though. Someone finds something they like, they want to share it with the community, and sometimes others try it, they like it too, so they recommend it as well, and soon enough, everyone’s talking about it. That’s just the nature of hobby/enthusiast communities.

>>15011574

iktf bro

>>15011509
Those >>15011474 are the salvage of 2016 reformulation plus a couple of new. I do not believe there is anything worth purchasing left from the line. All others were butchered, like 28 La pausa and 31 Rue Cambon, or were shitty from the beginning. Misia, Beige and No 22 I just do not like, thought.

>>15011517
It doesn’t smell like anything Armenian at all. I can’t smell myself but from the blotter it smells like shaving cream. It is just how untrained nose might catch it, is all.

>>15011728
That’s Schizo. Don’t give him (you)s.

Sup /frag/,

Finally bought my real fragrance, Bleu de Chanel EdT 100ml.
At the airport no less, the only place where Chanel is cheaper.

A bit disappointed with the longevity of the projection. I do 2 back of the neck plus one on each wrist. After 1h it's no longer projecting.

>>15011754
That’s just BdC. It’s not a great performer. Even the Parfum version only lasts like 4 hours. It is what it is. Snice enough scent, though.

What frag does my nigga, Hank Hill wear?

>>15011771
Aramis and Peggy looks like a tresor kind of gal. Maybe Charlie tho

>>15011771
Hank wears none
Peggy wears something she saw on Teleshop or mallshit someone gave her for Christmas but she only wears it once a year maybe

>>15011780
Boomhauer’s gotta be an Aqua Velva kind of guy. Maybe something like Drakkar Noir or Cool Water.

>>15011786
She's a old Texas gal and they don't leave the house with out being made up.

>>15011790
yeah but she doesnt leave the house like ever really

>>15011790
Peggy’s from Montana, actually. She only came to Texas when she was in high school, if I recall.

>>15011760
You suggest doing a decant? How would one into those?

R8

>>15011806
Based and Buzzpilled.

>>15011806

what are your thoughts on the dior prive line? was thinking of getting a discovery set. but it's $180 dollars lol

>>15011810
CDG fanboy. I've tried Avignon, Amazing Green and Wonderoud, I guess they're all decent but I wouldn't buy any of those. I am thinking about getting Hermes Vetiver Tonka, but at the same time it's so easy to get large samples of those that I'm not sure it's justified. And I want to try out Baraonda, I didn't really like Black Afghano.

>>15011811
I’d say mostly not worth it now. The original Feve Delicieuse was good, but I tried it in Amsterdam last October and the new version smells like cherry cough drops to me. Tried a few of the others as well and nothing really stood out to me. I’ve heard they’ve been reformulating the line to be lighter to appeal to the Asian market. In any case, I wasn’t impressed.

>>15011820
>>15011810
Forgot to say, love Fat Electrician, I would say that's the best thing you have there.

>>15011811
just received my bois d'argent along five or six more fragrances, I haven't tested it on skin yet but it smells damn nice from the bottle, it's a bit like l'envol by cartier but more sophisticated
that's assuming my bottle is real, of course

Wore Eros to pick up a Chinese curry tonight.
Filled the restaurant with the scent and got a dirty look from some Boomer faggot for ruining his evening meal with his wife

>>15010060
carlos is a casual?

>>15011005
no, i got coke dick so i just drove home, ill fuck later this week though

>>15011828
yeah the more I look into it the more I think my brother's been bamboozled by his own gf selling him fakes, ain't no way that shit is real even though it smells convincing
thank god i paid nothing

>>15011811
There is no Privee line anymore since March, 2018. They renamed it into the Maison Collection and all "old" frags, that were part of the Privee line, were reformulated, i.e., diluted. They all have new formula numbers on bottles. As for the new frags that were added to the collection, mostly have only three notes and very watery, sweet, gentle or simply weak. Some frags were discontinued as well, for instance, Cuir Cannage.
I recently bought Leather Oud from 2015, Cuir Cannage and closed that page for now.

>>15011754

Start spraying your collarbone. Thank me later, faggot.

>>15011845

Lmao based

What are some good tonka bombs? I love Hermes Vetiver Tonka and Jo Malone's Myrrh and Tonka, so I want to keep exploring tonka frags.

>>15012065
Bee and pure tonka

>>15011771
Old Spice. The original one.

>>15011845
But did you have sex?

>>15012161
No, the chinky lady that usually runs the place wasn't there, probably got the flu or something

Ok, so what does Kahn wear? Since he’s supposed to be Hank’s foil and is materialistic/a status chaser, I’m gonna say something like Aventus. I think he’d wear something well known and expensive just to try to show off his (moderate) success.

>>15011358
>Ginepro Di Sardegna
Coped this awhile back & it's so good. Saving it for when it gets a little warmer out

>>15012274
Joop from his disco days
CK One from before he came to Arlen
Probably BdC & Aventus after that

>>15012274
Something amouage

>>15012411
I don’t know about that one. Amouage is expensive, but not terribly widely known (at least in the U.S.). Kahn is all about status and prestige, I don’t think he’d wear something no one would know about.

>>15010042
Cool Water layered with tobacco vanille.

>>15012411
I've been meaning to try amouage for ages but Joob is too middle eastern for me, Interlude sounds like it'd be too heavy for me, Epic/Memoir are a bit eh note wise?
Which leaves Reflection as a work scent and Lyric as a grandma scent. Is this a house that has nothing for me??

>>15012065
Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme ASHEE

>>15012362
Somebody on here posted it as part of their spring rotation early last year and I tried it later that week and I had to buy it. Incredible, and really unique. Shame it’s reportedly discontinued.

I can never see “AHSEE” without imagining it in Foghorn Leghorn’s voice.

“AHSEE, AHSEE SIR”

>>15012446
I like the idea of it, but I end up with very similar feelings as you. We're not the target audience I suppose.

this guy is kinda eugene - esque. youve prob read one of his fragrantica reviews before. hes live rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQslJnj_zi0

>>15012446
Try Beach Hut, not middle eastern at all and very snice. Sunshine is a nice boozy gourmand. Portrayal is a very pleasant aldehylic, violet-heavy scent. Bracken is an interesting take on a damp, spiced fougere.

>>15012274
An obnoxious amount of Fahrenheit

Always wanted to smell like a lemon, and now I can

thank you based hermes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3MeRhoiwLY

Is it safe to assume most of the fragrance community are 3rd-worlders and ESLers? Because that cunt's accent is so incredibly irritating to me.

Thought I was dating a Virgo and got him “savage” from Johnny Depp’s line or something. It was rather expensive and my first Cologne buy, about a year ago. How did I do and how am I to improve in the future?

>>15012695
the way she say "here"

>>15012695
the way she says "here"

the way she say "here"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKFfIvjPJzQ

>>15012690
Lemon Pledge is cheaper and it'll do the same thing

>>15011005
respect from India

kudos from chinas

>>15012711
of course you would have this saved on your computer you fag

>>15012918
Why are you always so salty and pissy. You sound unhinged and youa lso make those countless derpy female humor joke threads.

Are you the one who said ftm is incredibly fa

it's almost Sunday and I need at least a day off
but I wanna drirnk

>>15012923
Go back to >>>/tv/ if you’re gonna spam cunny fucking pedo

>make plans to go out for a drink with friends
>excited to wear new frag
>live in shithole country (greece) so everyone smokes in literally every place
>5 min in and i already reek of second hand smoke, my 150 euro frag is wasted
Feels bad bros

Why are Indians so dirty?

>>15012937
shoulda worn tuscan leather

>>15012923
eбaть няшa

хoтoтняшa

хoбoтняшa

>>15012922
No, that would be me. Why do you have questions?

Is Dior Sauvage a good beginner fragrance?

>>15013026
I’m >>15012702 and I can say my ex enjoyed it, still wears it and gets compliments. When he wore it, it made me want to suck him off so it’s probably a good beginner. Costed 130$ though.

>>15013033
Thank you.

>>15013033


What do you think about the fragrance made you want to suck him. I get the same reaction when I wear it, but I don't really understand it.

>>15013068
take your meds

>>15011005
of chourshe

>>15012690
I'd buy this but that's way too phallic of a bottle

>>15013068
Well we were already dating and I was very attracted to his natural musk. I liked the smell of his parts so I guess I associated good man smell with succ time.

A different anon who bought the Zoologist sampler. I sprayed T. rex when the thing arrived yesterday and my cats really like it. They fought each other for the position of laying next to my left arm. I sprayed Moth on my right, which was okay, but I could hardly smell it with the aura of T. rex overpowering it. I pussed out and only did Chameleon on my chest and collarbones today instead of trying more T. rex.

>>15013194
T Rex confirmed for pussy magnet.

>>15010024
8 euro is fucking expensive but I bought it as well for circa 4-5 euro

>>15010042
I am just about to spray paul smith man

Good morning to all you schizos out there. Please remember to take your meds today.
Also, SOTD: Musc Imperial by Atelier Cologne

>>15013345
SOTD: During the day probably DHI. Going on a first date this evening so I might do a discreet couple of sprays of Tobacco Vanille.

>>15011483
You don’t mention anything but the brand when asked about fragrance. That’s like social skills 101.

>>15013364
My SOTD is Jo Malone Sea Salt and Wood Sage because I've been thinking about the sea a lot. My mom lives on the west coast of Ireland and it's been a while since I've visited.

For the amerimutts, go and get some samples. This is on luckyscent btw.

>>15013226
Fucking based.

>>15013191

confirmed Sauvage is good man smell

left-swiped a guy on Tinder with "a serious Dior Sauvage fetish"

>>15013463
wear Carbon to totally bamboozle him!!

>>15013463

interesting from a faggot's perspective...as a straight guy, Sauvage is okay just not mind-blowing...but for people who want that dick, Sauvage just makes them feel horny when they smell it....are there any other fragrances that has made you horny for dick?

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON

SECOND FUCKING TIME

GIMMIE MY TUXEDO

>>15013477
i'm not really the right guy to ask, most other gays i meet wear generic men's designer stuff which is fine, but not interesting to me
Le Male is significantly popular with gay men here, but i'm pretty sure that's more because it had a homoerotic TV commercial and has little to do with the scent

>>15013490

Do the stereotypical fragrances on YouTube make you leak precum when you smell it?

Bleu de Chanel
La Nuit de l'Homme
Invictus
Ultra Male
Eros

>>15013479
GIBS TUX

>>15013479
no

My wife has procured quite the fragrance collection. Just recently found out about it. I'd like to get her a nice display cabinet/case for her collection. Any suggestions?

>>15013479
So I was forced to buy from the Neiman Marcus jew and it's backordered and won't ship until 3-5
At least I get a free purse, eye shadow, and some lipstick. Fragrance gifts are so sexist, they never have anything good for men.

There's a massive storm all cross the UK.
Not that bad where I am atm but it's gonna kick off any minute.
Frags for this feel?

>>15013810

Thankfully you're a faggot so those gifts are perfect for you.

>>15012390
>>15012274
>chink fag
>aventus
nah
aventus is for a straight soldier type

Don Draper smells like Aventus

Unironically have sex.

Aventus

Anyone get their CdG sample? Or are our addresses all being sold?

>>15013977
No one gives a fuck about your gay loser ass address

>>15013979
FUCKACUMBUTT BITCH I ASKED A LEGIT QUESTION

>>15013977
got my 2Man sample, UK bro here.
Snice in the drydown, a bit too damp wood like in the opening for me to consider getting a full bottle, unless I grab it on a heavy discount

>>15013985

Shut the fuck up you poor faggot being so worried about your free fucking sample.

>>15013614
Story?

Are you also into frags? How did you not know?

There are two types of men, Aventus and haventus

>>15013490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPvxzq1XfKA

>>15014086
disliked for that disrespectful intro

also, Gaultier bottle is gay af and is associated with the Luka Magnotta gore video

>>15014086
Well, that was completely phoned in. Looks like he was up all night doing coke before shooting, too.

>>15014134

So, I can't tell which is more true. The fact that all the fragrances that he recommends is a couple years old, because sometimes you don't need to be a new release to be a good solid fragrance for compliments...or he was quickly hammering out a video as an excuse to make a video where he can promote his own fragrances at the end. Or maybe both is true.

>>15014177
Almost assuredly the second one. He’s already made more than enough videos shilling those exact same “compliment getters”. No real reason to do it again unless he just wants to whore out his daterape juice.

>>15014210
I like how he named his girl frags day and night. He knows so little about women that all he knows is that they exist during the day and they exist during the night

>>15014086
>Sauvage not on the list

OH NO NO NO DIORBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>15014229

He's been pushing Armani Code Colonia so hard recently that I feel compelled to smell it to see wtf is he talking about.

Is there an expensive niche frag that smells like this cheap pos that I like?

>>15014252

This is a sequel to Stronger with You. Almost in everything in life, sequels suck when compared to the first movie/novel. What makes you like this sequel better than the original?

>>15014252
God, that stuff is gross. But anyway, check out shit from Killian's maybe.

>>15014258
Well two towers was better then fellowship

>>15014228
I believe his next one will be Fragrance One: Bleeding from your Butt Once a Month for Women

>>15014296
>>15014298

So you guys are trying to say that Stronger with You Intenser is the equivalent to the Two Towers/Godfather Part II/Dark Knight/Empire Strikes Back/Terminator 2 to Stronger with You's original version. I feel sorry for your shit taste in fragrances.

>>15014324
Fragrance One: Cheating on your bf with a simp online for women

>>15014352
Ghostbusters 2, American Psycho 2, The Last Jedi, The Exorcist 2, Home Alone 2, Basic Instinct 2, Speed 2, Jurassic Park 2, Jurassic World 2, Blair Witch 2, Caddyshack 2...

>>15014374

Do you have any more shit sequels to list?

>>15014382
I mean, like 90% of sequels...

I liked Ghostbusters 2

>>15014404
It wasn’t bad, but it was objectively worse than the first one.

>>15014086
how the fuck is he getting away with making the same exact video with the same exact fragrance every week of every year?

>>15014440
pajeet loves it everytime

>>15014449
#fragrancejihad

All the Prada frags smell basically the same. Did they ever try something different?

>>15014440

young guns on YouTube firing out and using Jeremy's format that propelled him to superstardom...glad he went a different direction to become an entrepreneur...imagine if he had to start competing with these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJFU3gyES7k

>>15014482
What a simpleton take
Which ones have you even tried?

>>15014570
Why would you buy some youtube shill's brand cologne lol wtf is wrong with people

>>15014570
I wouldn't buy a youtuber's perfume even if it was $1000 a bottle

>>15014570
You’re gonna be disappointed, m8. They’re not worth owning even as a novelty, speaking as someone who bought both for precisely that reason. You could go to any pharmacy and get something better for a quarter of the price, if that.

>>15013614
>my wife
Just admit it's you that has the collection, faggot.

Been away and out all weekend, not long woke up from a fucking 14 hour coma and scrolled through the old thread I had bookmarked in my phone.

Holy shit, imagine being a sexually frustrated coomer that vents by shitposting on the smelly water thread of a Peruvian heritage maize cultivation usenet group all weekend in a year that Valentine's day falls on that fucking weekend. What a delicious morsel of schadenfreude.

>>15014691
Don’t! You’ll summon him!

>>15014697
does /frag/ have its own resident schizo too? Most reoccurring threads on pretty much every board has its own schizo it seems like

>>15014697
What's he going to do? @me in the few refractory periods where he isn't too busy crying about not getting laid on THE weekend he should be wining and dining and dipping his wick? That's the other really enjoyable thing, how stupid they must be for not seeing the terrible optics of sperging out and spamming angry coomerist bullshit all valentine's weekend. Fucking hilarious.

>>15014722
Be that as it may, he made 3 or 4 threads completely unreadable and posters dropped by over half. That’s not good if you legitimately enjoy these threads.

>>15014732
I'm running my fingers over a couple of deep scratches between my shoulders from fucking while wearing Yatagan layered with Habit Rouge while he was spamming coomerist bullshit, he's completely powerless.

>>15014747
And I had 5 hours with an athletic, big titty Russian escort while wearing Chypre Palatin, but I’d rather keep his autism out of my /frag/ threads.

If I like pure Tonka should I try original a men and some others?

>>15014793
>Chypre Palatin
based hookeranon

>>15014911
They are all pretty different from each other really, but definitely worth a sample

Is this good?

>>15014691
>What's he going to do? @me in the few refractory periods where he isn't too busy crying about not getting laid on THE weekend he should be wining and dining and dipping his wick? That's the other really enjoyable thing, how stupid they must be for not seeing the terrible optics of sperging out and spamming angry coomerist bullshit all valentine's weekend. Fucking hilarious.
>>15014697
>>15014702
>>15014722
>>15014732
>>15014747

Hello, I guess you faggots didn't learn your lesson.
Imagine being so proud that you can't attract a cute girl that you have to resort to fucking hookers. Enjoy your fucking AIDS you dumb fuck.

>>15014793

You're so disgusting you probably have at least one form of herpes already.

>>15014030
I work a lot and she stashes them in her dresser drawers.

>>15014030
>Are you also into frags?
Not like she is. But I have a few.

>>15015023

next you'll tell us that when she's not looking, you secretly to search around her collection and spray some of her fragrances on yourself because you're a faggot

>>15014623
>>my wife
>Just admit it's you that has the collection, faggot.
Sorry to disappoint but 1. I'm not gay and 2. It actually does belong to her. Any more genius insight there bub?

>>15015036
yeah the way you're justifying it makes it obvious you're lying

>>15015031
>you're a faggot

Really original. New to 4chan or something?

>>15015041
So why are you here then? Nothing better to do than call people faggots?

>>15015042

you know what's more pathetic than some faggot, like you, wearing women's fragrances, it is when that same faggot lies on the internet about it

What are some fougeres similar to Beau de Jour? Looking for the elegant put together barbershop vibe. Don't say Rive Gauche cause that's discontinued.

>fren

stop saying that retarded fucking word

>>15015047
Means a lot coming from you.

>>15015045
Just calling it as I see it, faggot.

>>15015056
You can smell your own kind huh? ;)

>>15015055

watching you struggle and dance with your defensive justification is fucking hilarious, you sure sound like a faggot

>>15015056
You wanna suck my dick? You wanna eat my ass out? Haven't showered in about week. I'll spray some Tom Ford up in my chocolate starfish and open up the all you can eat buffet big boy. I hope your hungry

>>15015058
This is you smelling your "wife's" female fragrance collection and putting it on yourself.

>>15015059
If this is your idea of sparring with some sort of intellectual superiority, I hate to break it to you buddy but you're not doing as well as you think you are. Keep up the good work. Not enough people calling other people faggots. That's a rare talent

>>15015061

lmaoooo, this guy is losing it to some internet strangers calling him faggot...how much of a little bitch can you be?

>>15015067

>imagine thinking he was sparing me

you have no clue that you're just a little puppet dancing for my enjoyment....truly saddening and pathetic how little self-awareness you have

>>15015076
Says the idiot that probably still lives with his mom, best friend is his hand and his Walmart prepaid phone. Enjoy your dishwashing job at Arby's. Maybe one day they'll promote you to fry cook and you can help your parents out with the Hot Pocket and Cheetos supplies. In real life your little pussy ass wouldn't say shit so whatever.

ITT

>>15015089

LOL. Your resentment fuels me. How does it feel to be so clueless that you're actually the real joke here. You make the rest of the level headed people look bad.

>>15015131
> Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew fuels me

>>15015135

I feel it, the rage seething inside of you...compelling you to keep coming back at me. I can feel your emotions and how you think, "I got him!". I think I'm almost about to cum.

>>15014954
Very entry level

>>15015143
The only rage inside of me is the bean burrito I had earlier. Making a lot of noise.

>>15015153

The more you deny it, the more obvious it sounds to me. But I really appreciate that you are oblivious and retarded. You don't know how happy you make me feel.

>>15015131
>Your resentment fuels me
LMAO this nigga an anime villain

>>15015168

It is like I'm about to cum internally because of how good he makes me feel. He's just stroking my me to mental orgasm with each time he tries to get back at me.

>>15015048
beau du jour is not a typical barbershop. Its green, its woody, its strong. Maybe in the drydown do you get a vague barbershop vibe, but I was somewhat disappointed. Ive had my sample for a few days, only wore twice, but its starting to grow on me. It was not love at first scent, the pungent rosemary is shocking, coupled with some patchouli and basil maybe in the opening. In the drydown I get some nutmeg type thing going on, its nice. i dont think every fougere is a barbershop, so thats why im saying its not typical. i was really surprised at how much I liked zaharoff, it is like a lavender barbershop, with just a hit of soap at first, nothing strong at all, but with a great woody oud thing going on. It goes on and the barbershop goes away and its a classy old school aromatic with iris coming in, and with the hint of woody ceder and oud. It reminded me of 80s classy stuff, masc, and money. I dont like celebrity scents, or internet personality fragrances, but this one was different for me. I enjoyed wearing it, Im really not wanting to give an elite satanist my money tho. His dad was an arms dealer, he puts the evil eye on his bottle, and gives you satanic pep talks like "if you can see it you can bee it" type stuff. Why must witches and satanists make such enjoyable scents that entice and bewitch me so? reeee

>>15015179
LOL you aight wite boi

>>15015189

Ahhhh you're just a glutton for punishment. I LOVE IT! I can't imagine someone as insecure as you to be able to function in everyday life. The amount of resentment you hold onto must be crippling. That realization makes me so fucking hard. You are the scum that makes fragrance freaks look like freaks. you make everyone here look bad...and I love it.

I was curious about Encre Noire but I'm almost completely nose blind, is A L'Extreme going to cause similar issues?

>>15015212
en is what, 45% iso e super? so i would assume the other is the same, if not worse as far as nose blind goes.

>>15015218
>45% iso e super
Well, I guess I don't have to buy into the Molecule 01 meme.

>>15015222

>>15015222
Juliette has a gun not a perfume is similar, and is lalique white i think. Ive heard of people training their noses to start smelling it, but some are just hopeless when it comes to it. Some people absolutely hate it, a lil dab across a room can send them into fits. I think I smell it somewhat, but not strongly, or I just like the light scent it has.

>>15015230
Molecule01 gets me compliments, so I see where Dale is coming from

>>15015242
i looked for dales review, and it must have been pruned

>>15015239

You clueless fuck. Not a Perfume is mostly cetalox, not iso e super.

>>15015245
Same, but I get things from "did you just take a shower?" to "wow something smells so good here". Thank you based Jeremy for recommending this to me. I don't spray as much as he does for his videos though.

>>15015247
sorry

>>15015218
>>15015239
It's weird. I just tried it on again as I haven't showered yet, I get the same strange vaguely fruity base as Sport which I thought was the Sport component, none of the woodsy scent.

I think I'm mostly blind to it, wonder if I'll smell more of it once it's oxidised a bit.

>>15015253

It's okay. You're more educated now. Surprised your EQ is high enough to see through the bait.

Its been a pleasure working with the shitheads here to reach 300 with you faggots. It would've been tough to have to do it all myself, but thankfully I had a few kind volunteers to help.

What scent does Poochie wear?

Hot take: Schizo is Catposter and he’s doing this because he saw how people kept responding to tripfags and wants to beat it into us that responding to trolls = bad.

>>15015262

>>15015313
It's called Salty Milk and Coins

>>15015314

LOL. Nope, you're wrong.

>>15015317

Please give me some more. I'm about to cum.

>>15015325
based...always kind of guilty but it was fucking hot watching her suck his off

>>15015330
*wink* your secret is safe with me, based Catposter.

>>15015313
ok one
>>15015314
wrong, its my handlers entertaining me again. AI is at work here. How do you know were all on the same page? What if their is a separate page just for each of us to interact with? Maybe were all here together for a reason. Its the whole fucking world, and their is maybe at best two or so dozen here. Its implausible that all of those are people also. just think about it man.

>>15015343

If I were the cat poster, I wouldn't have even bothered created another fragrance general because scum who post here must be cleansed.

Fragrances for women who look like men and want to appear male but are still intact women?

>>15015364

You should know by now that androgyny works easier for women who want to wear male things, including fragrance. Just wear whatever male fragrance you like, you sick tranny fuck.

New thread:
>>15009985
>>15015382

>>15014702
It's weird, the generals on middling niche boards I post on seem to have a resident. None of the fast ones or super slow ones.

What's funny is that you can rile the lolcows up but they still think they are le Machiavellian puppetmaster even when they write mini-essays for each flippant post. They all think the same, part of the onanism that comes with schizoaffective disorder I suppose.

>>15015048
sartorial, 1725, invasion barbare

>>15014615
don't listen to him. he's just saying that so he can buy one before they run out. buy one immediately.

t. not Jeremy

>>15015362
It's ok hon, you're secret is safe with me ;)