/fa/ - Fashion

>>15006629

Reposting from the previous thread.

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. I am a fairly masculine dude but i never used cologne and i'm kinda scared. I had this chanel bottle from my mom laying around and i decided to give it a go. Is this to feminine or can i use it?

>>15006646

STFU you attention whore faggot

>>15006650
Wtf dude i am just trying to get some advice. I never used cologne before and i didn't want to buy one to later regret it.
Is chance really that bad?

Is Frederic Malle night worth it?
I used to think that Aventus was purely hype and it really surprised me with how interesting and different it was.
Are the Malle frags like that or are they a letdown like the Tom Ford ones (with the exception of Fucking Fabulous)?

>>15006655
There was a girl/possible tranny who used to shill Chance every thread. I’m afraid you’ve stumbled onto a meme and likely will not get any serious answers.

To answer your question: it’s a fine fragrance and gendering of fragrances is mostly marketing, if you enjoy it, wear it.

>>15006655
retard

>>15006655

This is so fucking transparently not a real question. Your question has zero to do with "I don't want to buy one and later regret it". Why are you such an attention whore faggot? Does nobody like you in real life that you have to pretend you wear Chance on the internet?

>>15006668
Thanks for some actual advice and yeah that explains alot. I am not a tranny and i usually don't use this boardso thanks for the info.

>>15006672
I AM NOT A FUCKING TRANNY OH MY GOD I JUST WANT SOME ADVICE.

>that discontinued frag you'll never get the chance to smell

what's her name, /frag/?

>>15006677

Again, never called you a tranny, you faggot. Why do you go online and pretend to wear Chance?

I have a white tie event tomorrow what /frag/ should I wear? Was thinking about French Lover

>>15006692
Look bro i am telling the truth today was the first time i used chance. I literally found it in my mom's house and asked if i could try it. One Anon said that there is a meme with chance here, i am not aware of it i don't use this board that much. Can you please just help me out?

I bought this, who will I attract?

>>15006658
The Night? It might be too much for anyone to wear. Plus it's very expensive.
That being said Editions Parfums Frederic Malle is true olfactory art. I have smelled close to a hundred perfumes before trying out FM and I was quite literally blown away.

>>15006701

Nah. There is a ZERO percent chance you're telling the truth. Fuck off you attention whore faggot. You will never be accepted or loved because you are damaged. People might initially like you, but as they see the truth of who you are, they will all inevitably find you disgusting and leave you.

>>15006709

Popular scent amongst gays in the 90s. So you'll be attracting gays.

>>15006699
White tie? Going to a gala? Eros is the answer.
Jokes aside - French Lover is an excellent choice.

>>15006709
i've fucked three different guys who had a bottle of this on their dressing table

>>15006709
Serial killers and puffs

>>15006719
I can't tell if thats a good thing

>>15006734
if you consider yourself a bottom i guess it's good

>>15006721
>>15006714
Lol these responses

>>15006709
im lebaneese and every fucking middle eastern girl buys the female version of this

they all smell like persian fucking car salesmen

fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTgHal6A7OQ
kristo's back

>>15006709
Demi Rawling but first you must show her your receipts for no less than 5 PdM/Initio bottles.

>>15006823

Debatable which ones she really enjoys. Hard to tell when she started shilling, from the very beginning or when she started to get traction. The best approach is to watch other channels to see what non-YouTuber girls think of the scents.

>>15006823
can't stand her accent and her cunt attitude

>>15006814
Eugene has best intro in the fragrance game

>>15006848
*claps and spins towards you menacingly*

>>15006848
I agree very soothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX9LwoT3eTo&

This dumb cunt doesn't even bother disclosing she got the bottle for free from Roja. She hides the fact by trying to throw the audience off by saying Roja doesn't need to pay people to talk about his products.

>>15006844
They will like whatever chad has on. I want to make a video comparing myself (average) to my super handsome chad friend. We will spray the same frag on the same place. Wearing the same thing but we won’t tell the girl. Ask her to rate which of our frags is better. Money in the bank and I’ll bet my collection they will rate his higher. I’ll do multiple tests. I will title the video “one easy step to get compliments”. Hopefully that will purge some undesirables from the community.

>>15006855
>hello what is up guys it is jeremy fragrance
>tosses woman he kidnapped through a window
>sprays aventus directly under eyelids
>TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE LOOKING AT THE TOP MEN'S FRAGRANCES
>THEY'RE ALL DIOR SAUVAGE
>spins at speeds approaching mach 1 towards helpless women on the street and asks them to smell him
>OK GUYS WE GOT ONE YES VOTE AS YOU CAN SEE THIS IS A VERY POPULAR FRAGRANCE REMEMBER TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

>>15006877

Sure I will believe what you just said. It would be difficult for me to argue against you on that. #1 rule = be attractive. There are tons of ways to do that. Better style. Better physique. Better non-verbal/body language. Plastic surgery.

Now for the people who are already attractive, like me, some fragrances just are better built than others. My girl thinks my Dior Cologne Blanche smells like expensive baby powder, but she drools over Dior Sauvage. There is more than a coincidence that Sauvage and Bleu de Chanel are dominating the fresh and clean category. But it has been a decade since BdC and half a decade since Sauvage. I'm curious what would be the next one that will be king.

All the big ones are a few years old:
- Bleu de Chanel
- Sauvage
- Eros
- Invictus
- Ultra Male
- La Nuit de l'Homme

>>15006877
Team up with Dua/Alexandria/PV. You wear the original and Chad wears the clone.

Are there any Juniper bomb frags?

>>15006913

That's a pretty good idea

>>15006913

Extend this into the general expensive and cheap fragrances as well

>>15006916
I like Eau de Cade from L'Occitane

Krauts like Jeremy make me wish you burgers dropped nukes on Berlin and Dresden instead of Japan...

>>15006877
This would be super based

what’s a good perfume I can buy my gf for Valentine’s Day?

>>15006982
Portrait of a Lady

>>15006677
>I JUST WANT SOME ADVICE
Lurk moar, post less.

>>15006709
A hairy Brazilian gay bear.

>>15006982
Eau de smeg

>>15006629
whats a good starter niche frag. I've exhausted all the designer frags and am ready to evolve. no secretions magnifique cause I'm not gay

>>15007056
Sample zoologist

>>15006982
Victoria secrets scandalous or Burberry her, i love both on my girlfriend and i can't stop smelling them

I tested Tom Ford Rose Prick and new Dior Homme yesterday on the airport. Rose Prick smells like some rose oil from some sketchy all-natural hippie shop. After this phase it converges to a generic sublte, white-musky rose+patchouli accord. Completely unremarkable. Dior Homme reminds me just of a shower gel with SPORT/ACTIVE/48H on it. It's yet another common denominator fresh designer scent with some woody vibe around it. Smells really synthetic and doesn't share any DNA with the original Homme line whatsover. Which is a pity because despite me not liking the line for being a bit to metrosexual it was definitely one of the most interesting things among designer stuff.
>>15006877
I think This would sky-rocket your chanel mate. I can easily see these videos going viral with a million of views (if edited properly).
>>15006939
He's really epitomic of this strange German kind of autism to the extent that it's funny. It's hard to put this into words but once you see it you will always recognize it. I remember this German dude in my boxing club. He didn't make a cut to the university team and hence stayed in the non-competitive section of the club. It was his final year too, so he know he won't get any other chance and it triggered some kind of an autistic Visigoth warrior spirit within him. He started overcompensating for it in the lower section trainings to impress coaches. Probably with a hope that once they see what a mistake they've done they'll move him up where he, in his mind, belonged. One must say here that outside of the university team squad (that was training seperately) you didn't even have to spar with each other if you didn't want to in this lower section and probably like 50% of people where coming there only for fitness and it was quite chill. The guy was coming there didn't talk to anyone didn't respond to any hi etc whatsoever - most likely out of his contempt for everyone and fueled by his resentment for not making it.

>>15007107
On the other hand, every time coach was telling an exercise, he was doing it with 200% energy shouting and grunting. This is lowkey weird but whatever floats your boat buddy. What was just autistically weird is what he was doing in between of exercises and during sparrings. During every break he was doing some high-intensity exercise instead of resting. Imagine 50 people resting after a set and then this one weird tall ginger German who was doing burpees/starjumps or planks exhaling and inhaling air in loud bursts in the meantime. And if he was too tired for that, he was running around the room lmao. It was sometimes getting even more hilarious during sparrings with him. He was always rushing into you and starting to brawl. However, the technique was not there and it wasn't that hard to stand your ground and counter which was infuriating him even further and so on back and forth. Typically till coach was stopping the fight. The guy was stomping the ground or literally jumping with anger in this case. He stopped coming to the trainigs after the Varsity in Spring but his legends still lives. Sorry for the blogpost but everytime I see Jeremy, he reminds me of this guy.

>>15007056
Tauer LDDM
Amouage Interlude/Jubilation
Tom Ford Oud Wood/Tuscan Leather
HdP 1725/1899
Creed basically anything
Serge Lutens Chergui/Ambre Sultan
Nasomatto Pardon/Baraonda
PdM Layton/Herod/Oajan/Habdan/Carlisle
James Heeley Sel Marin
MDCI Invasion Barbare/Chypre Palatin
Diptyque Philosykos/Tam Dao

>>15007056

LOL. Thinking niche means evolving. Clearly you have zero taste and you are just a pleb who uses fragrances as status symbols.

>>15007114

Wow so sad that you care so much about some dude. You should really reflect on yourself and work on yourself...really pathetic you spend that much energy thinking about others and resenting them.

>>15007056
>>15007121
This anon is right with his suggestions. Try to follow the iceberg chart. If or not the structure is questionable it quite well shows most important fragrances for this thread.

>>15007107
>Dior Homme reminds me just of a shower gel with SPORT/ACTIVE/48H on it. It's yet another common denominator fresh designer scent with some woody vibe around it.

LOL that's what people use to describe Sauvage. Clearly Sauvage is not Dior Homme. Maybe you should try a little harder if this is the best you can do.

>>15007133
Take it easy boss. We're just telling stories for each other's amusement here

>>15006699
What size are those L'Artisan Parfumeur? Sample size? I thought they only came in 100ml bottles

>>15007206
I think they're 30ml. They used to make 100,50,30ml

>>15007217
Do you know any online shops that still carry those smaller bottles? I'd love a bunch of those

>>15007222
They're discontinuied. Facebook groups and eBay are your best bets. Good thing is that they L'artisan from times of golden lids was too niche and market too small for anyone to bother to fake them, so you're safe buying whatsoever you like off internet.

>>15006877
Do this with Kouros

>>15006699
How is Ambre anon? One can get it for $20 per 100ml in my country for some reason but the market is so full of Amber fragraneces taht it's hard to find something that would impress me.

>>15006885
I just picture Jeremy tornadoing down the street just flinging people into the air like Smash Bros characters.

>>15007121
thanks will do

>>15007124
its more of i'm tired of the same generic crap and diving deeper into frags. I don't enjoy the idea of spending $150+ on frags but i'm enjoying this as a hobby and want to explore whats out there. plus i don't think normies would give a shit about niche stuff or how much they cost when all they wear is sauvage and other generic designer ones. so i'm not trying to buy niche for complements or to show status.

>>15006688
for me it's CdG Dry Clean
what's the point of only reviving half of the Synthetic series when Tar and Garage are basically the same thing anyway?

>>15007080
BEEn thinking about it. a lot of people here really like Bee apparently. i'm not sure if its shills or its that good. i'll give zoologist a try tho thanks

>>15007134
yeah they all sound pretty good

>>15007382
Pretty sure that’s just the schizoposter. Best to just ignore him.

>>15007387
Join the Buzzgang! You know you want to.

yeet

>>15007406
Good buy, honestly. One of the most versatile scents out there and smooth as fuck. Gotta get me a backup bottle at some point.

why don't i smell more floral frags on men?

>>15007382

Yet you ignore the exclusive line of the major designers like Guerlain, Chanel, and Dior. The online fragrance community is literally retarded...in real life actually rich people are buying these instead of some junk from some Muhammad.

>>15007401
yeah the one trying to lure teenage girls into his dungeon. I've read a few of these threads I know about him. i'll for sure try bee

>>15007424
Nah, that’s Cecil. He’s kinda ok when he’s not shitposting or avatarfagging. The Schizoposter is the Le ebin mastar manipulator edgy faggot from last thread who threw a massive tantrum because no one was giving him attention. Best to keep it that way.

>>15007416
i love the coco amber patchouli, ive wanted a bottle for a bit now, and im having a "treat yo self day" today since i passed my drug test. Im on to buy some samplers now, excuse my pleb taste with the platinum egoiste
>>15007433
there are many schizo posters

>>15007418
I've tried a lot of Dior and Chanel and have bought a lot (BdC, Platinum Egoiste which is my fave, Dior hommes and its flankers. only vetiver I've tried from Guerlain i'll be honest. Its really not about what rich people buy or anything like that but more of companies that make only perfumes and the quality of the frags and how make them. I just wanna smell the things I cant find at a mall for example

>>15007438
For sure, bro. Gotta treat yourself every once and a while. Hope you enjoy your frags!

>>15007418
Let the dude do what he wants. If he wants to deep dive and try some different kinds of frags, why not? Why do need to assume some sort of pathos behind everything? Seems projection-y, tbqhfam.

Also, Muhammad doesn’t sell niche, he sells overpriced attars and shitty clones.

>mogs all of buzzgang with 1 spray
Heh, nothing personal kids.

>>15007443
He's talking about things like Coromandel, Sycomore, Ambre Nuit, Bois d'Argent, etc.

Getting a sample of sur le toit and monsieur li tomorrow. I love sur le nil andI'm not sure if those two will be better

>>15007472

*teleports behind you*
>why havent you bought Versace Eros yet?

>>15007531
Get outta here, Jeremy! Just... just get outta here!

Did you have sex today? Was it slow and passionate at first like two flavors melting into each other then rough, needy and heavy at the end. Or did you flop around like a Eros virgin?

>>15007559
Little bit of 1, little bit of 2

Going to a friends house tomorrow to fuck, what frag should I wear?

>>15007572
I mean what do you have?
Are you gonna run out to Saks and pick up a bottle of Musc Koublai Khan if I say it's what you should wear while fucking?

>>15007572
10-12 sprays with a real teen tang getter like Invictus.

>>15007531
I absolutely hate eros, it's a great scent but some cunt wore it at my grandmas funeral, and when i say he wore it, i mean i could smell it in a 15 meter radius, now everytime i smell eros i remember that day. Fuck eros and fuck that cunt

>>15007594

I work as a cave guide at the moment and Rapinders always gas the cave and reception building out with coomer frags.

>>15007608
oops, meant to reply to this lad
>>15007594
still, I suppse it's only tangentially related

>>15007608
Wear 20 sprays of T Rex every day. No one will be able to smell the Pajeets.

>why yes I do douse Versace Eros on myself before i got a funeral, how could you tell?

>>15006982
secretions magnifiques

>>15007594
Imagine getting scent mogged at your dad's funeral

>>15007443

This is exactly what happens to people who listen to the shit advice from shit posters here.

>>15007460

Sounds like Parfums de Marly to me.

>>15007433
>The Schizoposter is the Le ebin mastar manipulator edgy faggot from last thread who threw a massive tantrum because no one was giving him attention.

Your resentment fuels me.

>>15007481

His dumbass was so fucking clueless because of the retards here.

DHI or VUI?
I prefer the OG Dior Homme over Uomo anyday, but I really am lost as to which one to get of the "intense" flankers.

Took ~4 months off this thread but here I am again.
You're some of my favorite autists, I'll admit it

>>15007608
>cave guide
Your daily scent should be Lorenzo Villoresi Firenze Patchouli
It literally smells like a dank cavern

>>15006709
>mfw i made all my friends rub the penis for luck
>mfw we all agree it's for gays so I shower in it
I really need to try Ultra Male and Antaeus

>>15007830
fuck off antaeus is for thick dicked straight daddies

>>15006885
>>15006913
i should watch more jerememe
>>15007248
breh, this is the best idea yet
>>15007152
that dude just keeps saying the same stuff to everyone to bait people, just ignore

>>15007531
Thanks Jeremy sir respect from India

do you guys shake your frags before spraying them?

>>15007866

>>15007866
Of course. Makes it taste better. Really brings out the oud.

based?
https://www.fragrancenet.com/perfume/disney/frozen-2-disney/edt#352007

gonna blind buy cause why not its only $15
>>15007417
cause it's not traditionally masculine? I have Karl Lagerfeld for Him which is pretty floral and it actually manages to pull it off really well in the top notes but it does have a bit of that old lady vibe. that said it's still not bad.
>>15007531
based
>>15007559
come on you know i'm an incel
>>15007866
isn't this bad to do

>>15007866
no i would imagine that would oxygenate it more and i dont buy paki oils

>>15007898
ahemmmm fuck trannies

>>15007438
PE is soooooo good

>>15007919
been siting here drinking 1783 and listening to 90s alternative and PE is like happiness in a bottle for me. I know its a simple barbershop for robot people, but it takes me to a better place in time instantly. Not every frag does this to you, so when you find one that does, its like a part of you didnt know was missing and have been searching for until now. This is what older men smelled like when i was younger, maybe I dont want something challenging and intellectual that I have to stop and think about it and break it down in public, those frags sometimes people want to wear to show off how they are in their heads. its not some floor cleaner citrus thing,
its expertly blended and astutely named, you can smell the metallic edge of scissors or a razor in it. its so simple, but whats great about is you can never be out of place with whatever you wear and any situation. Its just a better smelling you, with nothing at all obnoxious or challenging. im going to stop typing now and post a picture

>>15007951
how does it compare to Legend/Fierce?

ey lads how do we feel about men wearing female scents.
bought this spray for my friend who likes bath and bodyworks stuff because all girls love everything that store sells, but after testing it out it makes me want to wear feminine scents or at least masculine scents with similar notes because hey at least if i dont have the confidence or desire to talk to girls i can smell good like them

>>15007966

You shouldn't wear it on yourself, but spray it on something so that you can smell it, faggot. Wearing it on yourself implies you want others to think you smell like this. How stupid can you be?

could I get some recs that are spicy, vanilla, and sexy? Something i'd wear when i go hookup with a tinder hoe or to the night club

>>15007960
I've never really smelled those two, I only have found about a dozen or so I would put on my body. If you find something you like, you should stick with it, like with people and their souls.
>>15007971
Vanilla is not sexy you knuckle dragging cretian
I hope you get herpes
>>15007966
Sometimes you feel like a slut, sometimes you don't

>>15007971
Sounds like La Nuit de l'Homme and those types of fragrances.

>>15007973
>Vanilla is not sexy you knuckle dragging cretian

Retard confirmed.

Can anyone give details or rec pic related? I know it's a bit dated, but was considering it for a blind buy

>>15007971
spicebomb, 1899, spice blend

>>15007979
It's the simplest cheapest most overused aroma chemical that's in everything, and is everything that is wrong with modern perfumery today. Cheap, sweet, boring, vanilla.

>>15007981
bro.. this bottle is literally $9 at walmart.. that's the price of a bigmac meal... if you make $7.25/hour and you spend 2 hours deciding on whether or not you want to get it, you've already spent more money than the bottle is worth

>>15007970
>Wearing it on yourself implies you want others to think you smell like this
That's exactly what I want nigga I want to see people's reactions to a masculine looking man smelling like a good smelling girl>>15007973
I'm pure

>>15007990
It looks watery and blue. You could do better at Walmart with some preferred stock or Aspen

>>15007971
Versace eros dont let anyone tell you different

>>15008000
Trips don't lie, girls like it because it's so nose stabby and offensive, and secretly girls like getting pussy stabbed by an alpha chad rapist

>>15008011
based. dubs confirm women like to be raped
>>15008000
also based, Versace Eros is the official /fa/ fragrance trips confirm

>>15008011
I'd call Sauvage nose stabby and offensive, not so much Eros

>>15007990
>>15007998
I'm trying to find something similar to an old scent that's discontinued, the closest I've found to it is Polo Crest, which is also discontinued and really expensive.

>>15008024
damn polo crest looks tasty, you have any other recs?

my friends please im begging you

is this a good frag

>>15008029
sample it, only you will know if it right for yourself

>>15008000
trips are based, this is the only perfume where i sniffed it and i had to buy it the day after. shame about the performance now but yeah
>>15007995
why not just wear womens perfume then.

>>15008028
Nah, that's why I come to /frag/
I'm fairly new to collecting and I'm still not familiar with a lot of the more niche stuff.

>>15008029
didnt you say you got a sample from a conference? why won't you just wear it?

>>15008032
I already got it as a sample but I don’t want to be wasteful so I need I guess opinions on when the best time or season to wear it is

>>15008036

Because I have ferragamo uomo, YSL Y, Versace Dylan & Eros, aqua and Mont Blanc, I wear the YSL and Uomo the most for when I’m working, but I need some feedback on when to wear the dsquared, some frags are better in summer than winter etc

How do I get the scent off my clothes? I don’t wash my hoodies or shirts after every single wear, but I cycle through two colognes and they rub off on the shirt. I heard that for jeans you can put them in the freezer so they don’t smell bad but I don’t know if that actually works.

Should I just pick one hoodie for one scent and the other for another scent until I eventually wash one?

>>15008039
it’s actually not as great of a fragrance especially since it’s kinda expensive for what it is, I need a good scenario or season to wear this frag at as to not waste it

Hey it’s me the Dsquared retard again.

I realize now that I come onto 4chan way too much, over the last few months I’ve been browsing adv and fa way too much, posting too many questions and threads asking for people’s opinions and advice on even the most basic things. I think I’ve developed some sort of anxiety where I can’t make my own descisions anymore

This is going to be my last post on the chan, it’s a sample that I could literally chuck in the trash but I’m spending too much time not making my own descisions.

As for the dsquared, I’m going to wear it only when I’m at work, and I’ll save my other frags for when I’m out and about, depending on what I do.

Adios 4chan thanks for everything

>>15007988

LOL you are the epitome of what is wrong with modern perfumery. You conflate quality with price. Before the rise of chemistry, vanilla was one of the more expensive ingredients in perfumery.

You're the type to think that something that is expensive is inherently better than something that is less expensive. Your mindset is what allows marketers to exploit you like a sheep. Pathetic.

>>15007995

LOL. You are definitely not a masculine man...who are you trying to convince...it is definitely not going to convince people who read what you wrote. Faggot.

>>15008032
>>15008034

This dumb fuck doesn't know how to form an opinion himself, so he wants handholding and guidance. He gets told to wear it, then makes up bullshit excuses.

>>15008057

Hope you never return because you're fucking trash.

>>15007481
that'd the kinda stuff i'm asking for tho. these are not typical frags that you'd find in a mall

>>15008057
Hope you never return because this place is fucking trash. Enjoy bruh

>>15008243

You're such a dumb fuck. A smarter approach is to hit up the big houses that actually own fields in Grasse and have legit labs.

> I'm interested in brands that only make perfume.
You drank the niche Kool-aid and just discounted all brands that have resources to make perfume and other things.

>>15008255

>>15007893
>gonna blind buy cause why not its only $15
You can get plenty of actual ittar samples instead of this shit. These roller-oils in triangular boxes are the mall lower tier equivalents of middle eastern fragrance market. $15 may not seem like a lot but it all adds up. Buy responsibly.

>>15007418
Ok but the Maison Dior line is watery plastcky bullshit

Any good points against YSL La Nuit de L'Homme as an evening frag? I really liked it.
Already have Terre d'Hermes for daily use and Dior Homme Cologne for hotter days.

>>15008287

>Because one house doesn't suit my tastes, all the other houses in this tier are trash.

Pathetic logic. Did your parents drop you on your head a child or were you born retarded?

>>15008292

The only good point is if you don't like it.
>I really liked it.

LOL why the fuck are you asking this question then?

>>15008296
Because I don't know if there are similar ones with better performance or cheap good clones

>>15008302

People lump The One with La Nuit de l'Homme in the same category. Now whether it has better performance or cheaper it is debatable.

Buy from the grey market instead of retail if you want to save some shekels.

>>15008292
It lasts for 2h making it completely not feasible for nights out

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/615717/england-zoo-needs-leftover-bottles-calvin-kleins-obsession-big-cats

pls help

>>15008309
Thank you, will take a look at it
>>15008313
well shit

>>15008257
gibs me something to look into

>>15008313
is there any designer that doesn't last just 2 hours? and lets be honest, niche stuff isn't very club friendly

>>15008416
Dylan Blue

>>15008416

I'm skeptical about the reports on longevity.
1. Fragrance has top notes and base notes...most modern fragrances are engineered with long-lasting base notes.
2. People can get anosmic to a scent. Remember that dumb fuck that sprayed too much Aventus on? You don't detect it as much anymore once you move beyond the top notes.
3. The most important part is probably enjoying the fragrance instead of worrying about longevity. 9/10 cases, others will still be able to detect it on you when you're intimate with them. Plus you could always bring a travel atomizer to refresh...like someone who chews gum before a kiss.

>>15008415
Abdul Karim Al Faransi, the best price/quality ratio. HOOOOOOOOOHHHHs from the Loft went crazy over his Oud Cuire recently

>>15008416
Over 2h? Plenty. Over 6h? I only had a few fragrances that wouldn't be feeble scents after 6h mark to be honest. Either my skin eats perfume like crazy or I go ansomic.

SOTD: Sauvage

>>15008416
Aventus and Fucking Fabulous are pretty club friendly.
BdC EdP gets about 6-8 hours but is very close to the skin.
Acqua de Gio Profumo has staying power and it shouldn’t hinder your efforts at the club.

>>15008447
noooo your supposed to spray your perfume, then walk through it; not douse yourself so you can enjoy the scent all day

someone post the iceberg meme please

>>15008416
>niche stuff isn't very club friendly
Niche is such a broad category that any general statement about it is bound to be wrong. Thinking that some complex fragrance with all of its nuances will be analyzed in scrutiny by everyone in the club is obviously naive but there is plenty of good niche stuff appropriate for a club. MDCI Invasion Barbare, NYI, XJ Mefisto to name some are all unapologetically masculine, bold, attention-catching and of quality that screams 'money'. Obviously a teenager wearing them would come off as a weirdo but it's really the same way with 25+ guys wearing 1Million etc.

>>15008443

Allah Akbar bullshit...

>>15008416
Grand Soir is club friendly
Layton PdM is club friendly
Any Creed
Literally just pick any 'mass appeal' niche and it'll be 'club friendly', good performance on the ones mentioned above too.

>>15008470
>Creed
>good performance
Do people ever tried their stuff on their skin or just parrot peans made by youtubers about the brand? Aventus and Viking are the only ones that last in 6-8h. Stuff like SMW, Erolfa, Bois de Portugal and most of other things from their line up barely make it to a 4h mark.

>>15008295
Did I say that they were?

>>15008476

Not only that, it is painfully obvious these people don't club. Don't be pretending to give good fragrance advice when you don't even club...fucking losers.

>>15008444
>Over 2h? Plenty. Over 6h? I only had a few fragrances that wouldn't be feeble scents after 6h mark to be honest.
Seconding this. As a rule of thumb I already learned on my own skin that if a fragrance doesn't have most of the longevity votes at 'very long lasting' it won't last for more than 6-8h. It's even worse with projection votes. People vastly overestimate these two on this website. Probably to feel better about their purchase.

>>15008427
>>15008444
See I always assume olfactory fatigue is doing its thing but I was wearing Eros and was with a friend and perfumes came up as a topic and he didnt smell it on me until I shoved my wrist up to his nose. I saw him around 2 and a half hours after I sprayed myself. He's into perfumes as well so he should notice them, next time I'll wear Mont Blanc Legend and see if he says anything. But like you said, i'm not worrying about longevity, just gonna enjoy it as it is.
>>15008422
I didn't know that performed well, I don't like it unfortunately, it came off as just another freshie to me.

>>15008479

Sounds like you implied it, or else what was even the fucking point of bring that up to counter my argument? I didn't tell him to only focus on Dior did I? You're a fucking moron. But what can I expect from a retard.

>>15008489

Scientifically proven that men and women do not smell equally, and women are generally more sensitive. I wouldn't place that much salt on a guy's opinion if you're looking to wear fragrances to be intimate with women...unless you're a gay faggot. Then by all means care about what other guys think.

>>15008416
I've just sampled niche perfumes for the first time, two of them were gas chamber tier (10+ hour still smelling strong)

>>15008443
Looking interesting, also
>Back to the roots! The Maison de Parfum Abdul Karim Al Faransi® was founded in 1434 (H) - 2013 (CE), by the French perfumer Anthony Abdul Karim Marmin and his spouse Farhiya Bashir Hussein.

>>15008488
>>15008489
I would also spray some on clothing to maximize longevity. Better to spray on collarbone than on wrists for me.

>>15008495
Did someone shit in your cornflakes this morning?

>>15008484
I know that you're just trying hard to troll my dude, but your projections are especially hilarious for me now at the fashion week time. What if I told you that I partied at L'Arc with A$AP in Paris, 1Oak, PhD Rooftop, Boom Boom Room in NYC, Annabels, Cuckoo in London and plenty more? They wouldn't even let your designer smelling ass look at me skipping the line in front of you just seconds after the bouncer had told you that 'the club is full, try your luck somewhere else'. Wondering how you'll backpedal now.

>>15008516
damn I wish i had that pic from /b/ with a guy shitting out cornflakes

>Spray Sauvage EDT on neck like 4 or 5 days ago
>lightly gets on collar of t-shirt
>put shirt in wash, put it back on today
>it still faintly smells of Sauvage
So is this stuff stronger than Joop or what??

What would Lemmy from Motörhead’s signature scent have been?

Wrong. It’s Allure homme sport.

>>15008528

Hahahahaaha! My words hurt you so much that you had to try to defend yourself against some internet stranger. Got to make sure you name drop to really push that point that you're not a loser. Now if that doesn't scream insecurity I don't know what does. How does that feel, loser?

>>15008616
I genuinely expected a bit more of you boss

>>15008627

Haha you expected me to backpedal, because you don't even understand an iota of my intent and purpose. You, however, betrayed how insecure you are. Didn't you learn from grade school already that "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?". You're literally less emotionally developed than a normal grade schooler. You have the EQ of an insect.

>>15008634
You remind me of that one awkward asperger-syndrome kid in my college dorm who used to sit in the game room reading the art of war all the time and generally was an out of touch borderline creep. You know the type of guy I mean. The dude who has about eight separate motivations for going to lunch with you, and thinks that picking up the tab will put you forever into a wookie life debt for him.

PEOPLE PLEASE HELP ME
I remember a cologne ad from around 2013 that showed a grey/black city with a lot of gold accents and maybe a girl in the middle. Do you remember it? I had a serious nostalgia attack.

>>15008634
Do you like Rick and Morty?

>>15008642

LOL, does what I say really trigger you so much enough to feel resentment and the need to post some nonsensical garbage? You probably feel so self-satisfied for calling a random internet stranger a creep. "Oh I got him good!".

Continue please, because your resentment fuels me. I can't be the only person shitting up this thread, it gets tiring on my part too. Or are you going to stop because I made you realize how much of a dumbass you are for falling for the bait? You know what is truly the best for me, it is when you know it is bait but you can't control yourself to not fall for it. Your lack of self-control is really laughable and pathetic.

>>15008647

I haven't caught up with the latest season, but its all right. A good show to pass the time but it doesn't necessarily wow me. I bet you like Rick and Morty though. You probably think you have a super high IQ and can trap me or something? You're so fucking transparent it is hilarious.

>>15008659
>thatwasthejoke

I bought this, who will I attract?

>>15008656
Kek, had a good laugh. Please stay with us, you're quite a good sport with all these autistic screeching.

>>15008665

Come justify some more. How can I get to post 300 by myself. Your life is so sad if you can be so easily manipulated by words by some internet stranger. Literally grow up and man up. Doesn't sound like your balls have dropped yet.

>>15008669

My pleasure. They just keep coming even when everyone with a healthy mindset has told them to ignore me...they just can't do it for the life of them.

>>15008675
No, don't get me wrong boss. I'm laughing at you not with you.

Should I cop? Is it a good deal for 100ml Tom Ford Private Blend?

>>15008775

Keep it coming, baby. Do you want to laugh some more?

>>15008779

Go cop it and get scammed for fake choice, faggot.

>>15008775

Do you ever feel embarrassed for being so out of shape and fat. Instead of playing around with smelly water, you could be working out in the gym and working on your diet to improve your quality of life. But of course that is too difficult for someone weak like you, so you default to playing with smelly liquids instead.

>>15008668
Christmas carolers

If you ever said, wrote or thought
>muh skin eats fragrances
then you are a pencil necked frag nerd without any self awareness who probably gasses his fellow humans by needlessly overspraying sanky ouds

>>15008815
>>15008798
Boss, you must anchor your shitposts at something first. Detached from anythings shots in dark like that are much less funny

>>15008779
100ml private blend bottles are shaped like this

>>15008852

Nah, I'm 90% sure that shot hit. They don't always hit. But that one, yeah it hit really good. Do you know why I know? Because actually being fit takes discipline. Judging by what you're doing here, it is obvious you lack discipline. Fatty.

>>15008779
lol the laziest fake I've seen yet

>>15008864
I must go now but be a good boy now and keep the autistic screeching coming this evening, just as you said. I want to have something to read on the loo tomorrow morning

Thoughts on the new Dior Homme?

>>15008872

Thank you for your contribution to shitting this thread up with me. Your seething resentment fuels me. I feel great pleasure taking space in your head rent free. See you tomorrow.

Trying this baby out. Fuck, I love the smokiness of it. People keep saying Sycomore used to have a smokey note as well, before it got reformulated. Was it something similar to this? Good shit, thinking about copping a 50ml bottle.

>>15008874

Go sample it yourself and come to your own opinion, retard. Are you some fucking mindless sheep that you rely on somebody else's thoughts to help you form your own opinion? Pathetic.

What separates boys from real men.

>>15008883
wait maybe that came out wrong

>>15008883
That is such a dad aftershave smell. I don't get it. It is certainly not a "sexy" frag.

>>15008884

LOL trying to bait people to talk about Aventus with you? Fuck off you pleb.

>>15008886

Why would you discuss other titles but this is fuck off?

>>15006629
Body Odor is the best.

>>15008883
Aventus vibes

>>15008883
Smells like Aventus

>>15008890
>>15008891
Cecil, go to sleep.

>>15008887

It came off way too desperate when he followed up with:
>wait maybe that came out wrong

Way too extra, way too desperate for attention. Disgusting.

Is there a niche, high-end version of pic related? I love the rose-almond-leather-spicy vibe, it's damn sexy. What alternatives should I try out?

>>15008895

You are subhuman, you sound like a seething mentally ill faggot on meds

>>15008775
lmao, ouch

>>15008899

LOL, I bet that made you feel real good. "Yeah I gave it to him good." Hilarious that I triggered you so hard that you felt the need to get even. Truly sad and pathetic.

>>15008883
Smells like Aventus

>>15008901

I just saw your posts itt
get a life subhuman

>>15008900

LOL, thanks for your contribution. It is funny that even after literally mentioning my intentions retards here mistake me as someone who wants approval as why I'm doing this. I find it amusing that my words has caused emotional discomfort in you.

>>15008906
This is some comedy gold. Can someone give me a rundown on this guy?

>>15008904

LOL, your resentment fuels me. It feels so good that it is so simple to manipulate you. You have the IQ of a stupid monkey. Bet it feels so good to get even with me. "I've got to check this guy for what he's doing." You got so bothered by me that you had to go out of your way to post more garbage in this thread to help me. I appreciate it, but it is also very sad.

>>15008907

My pleasure, all you need to do is keep replying and posting about me. I am at your service. Let's shit in this thread together.

>>15008908

It's actually you who sounds like someone low IQ and mentally ill

Report all of his posts you see for offtopic/trolling outside of /b/ guys.

>>15008911
>no u

HAHAHAHAHA! Keep them coming. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Sad that you idiots don't even know something as simple as that. How does it feel so have such a low EQ? No different than a low lifeform...like a dumb dog.

>>15008906
>>15008908
>>15008910
>>15008915
No offence buddy but everyone in this thread is just pulling your leg to see how loud you'll squeak this time. You're literally being bullied like in a primary school and it's sad to watch this.

>>15008915

You

>>15008921
>>15008924

You guys still don't understand even though I've explained it countless times. You really think you're pulling my leg? Nah, my words have touched you in a way to cause you to resent me and want to "put me in my place". You don't even know what you're fighting against. I want to applaud your efforts, but it is very pathetic that you don't see the predicament you're in. Unless of course you agree with what I'm doing. Then we're on the same team.

>>15008516
He's a faggot trying to derail the thread. Probably a tripfag who dropped his trip to get (You)s.
Ignore him

>>15008883
Pleb tier. Keep up with the times with pic related.

>>15008894
No u! Aventus can't even be called "niche" at this point, save your money and spend $5 on some kids Disney perfume that smells of pineapple.

>>15008912
Yeah I'm sure our worthless mods will get right on that

Is this the most fa frag commercial though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DBfnl-Jbag

>>15009071
It triggers me when Leto rubs the frag on his wrists though, you will screw up the notes doing that. That's not how you apply a frag, how did they let that slip. It's the normie way of applying a frag when you're clueless.

>>15009055

LOL, people keep coming. They feel their little itty bitty ego get hurt and then they come rushing in to either defend themselves or try to put me down to restore their honour. This is really just indicative of the quality of people who are attracted to this hobby. Weak minded man children. Truly saddening and pathetic.

>>15009071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBd19R_5ysE

>>15009104
Literally masturbating to breathplay kigurumi bondage as I'm typing this.

>>15009105
Cool, can tell it's older because it takes a unique formula compared to today's frag commercials, that's why I like the Gucci one. Most times it's just some woman/man doing something stupid like pouring water on their head.

This is Chad tier though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWkxd9KJ1uk

>>15009075

First off it is a common misconception that rubbing screw up the notes. Second, that rubbing is always bad. Both are incorrect. In the fragrance, the notes aren't neatly separated into layers in the damn bottle. They're all mixed around. Sometimes rubbing only acts to allow the alcohol to evaporate quicker, and is smart for splash bottles. If you have a spray bottle, then it is less important to rub...unless you spray a puddle.

I guess you really are as stupid as you look, pig.

>>15009117
>kigurumi bondage

LOL you're the dumb faggot that asked for domme fragrances. Did you sample any of the ones I recommended yet, faggot? Or were you an attention seeking piece of shit that isn't even into fragrances?

>>15009123
>I guess you really are as stupid as you look, pig.

Why not just reply instead of throwing out an insult? Am I not allowed to be wrong? I disagree though, some notes evaporate before others and that happens when you naturally spray on yourself and leave it. When you rub it together you create heat and friction which leads to either the top notes going fast or even the middle notes going at the same time.

>>15009129
I own frags, just not any feminine ones :^)

>>15009132

I throw out the insult to bait those with low EQ. The formula is so simple. They feel hurt, get defensive, and act like a monkey for my amusement.

>>15009123
hey wtf, back off my man Cecil

>>15009140
It sounds like you are flirting with me, do you want me to be your girlfriend, anon?

You wouldn't believe the places that my lipstick could end up on

>>15009121
>>15009123
>19:57:40
>19:58:36
Cecil you schizo, stop samefagging for 300 posts. You really need some medical help.

>>15009166
Never samefagged, I have not the tongue for it.

Had my full psych test, I'm normal! Kinda.

>>15009166
>Outing yourself as European
Very brave, anon

>>15009175
Not British either, He's probably French. His frog posting gave it away too.

Retried Civet today, it's still not one of my favorite Zoologists (top 3 are still Bee, T Rex and Squid), but I definitely like it. It's like the furthest thing from the pissyness of Kouros, plenty of sweet Coca-Cola vibes going on

>>15009129
Besides kigus are hot

>>15009166

Again you idiocy consistently shows its ugly head. You really think we're the same person? Are you fucking stupid or something? Oh wait, yeah, you are fucking stupid. Our motivations are totally different. I know I shouldn't be baffled, because you're a certified retard, but I just can't help being baffled at how you are still triggered. I can't imagine how you deal with life offline.

>>15009219

It's okay you don't need to further justify yourself to me. I have no interest in learning more about your sick perverted sexual proclivities.

>>15009224
Carry on fapping to niggers and trannies lol

>>15009242
we fap to EVERYTHING

>>15006896
>implying eros isn't already king

>>15009242

I can just imagine the fall out that would happen in your life if your close friends and family found out about your sick little perversion. You would be branded as a sexual freak. A disgusting untouchable creature.

>>15008447
RAPIST!!!

>>15009251

How long can Eros' reign last. First released in 2013...it is already 2020. 7 years...

>>15009259
My close friends do know lmao

>>15009259

stop skip-line replying like a fucking fedora faggot from kohlchan

>>15009279

Its my signature, or else who would you know is the one you should target your hate on.

>>15009266

Incels, like many in this thread who have a collection of expensive smelly juice but struggle with women, are a lower life form than rapists. I will continue having Sauvage in my wardrobe.

Why is the drydown on The One so utterly horrible? Smells like old people masking colostomy bag

can someone /redpill/ me on Zoologist frags?

I think I'm gonna buy one but I need to order a few samples first, any specific ones reccomended?

>>15009297

It was made to specifically appeal to the tasteless faggot, Stefano Gabanna.

Guys, he’s literally admitting to being a troll. Right there in his posts. Ignore and report, it’s that simple. Don’t respond, you’re just shitting up the thread.

found the chinky faggot

fug that gay bald cuck domenico dolce is a billionaire :(

>>15009301

Another sheep onboard the hype train! These types of questions are so fucking stupid. 1. You assume that the recommender has the same tastes as you. 2. Instead of trusting your own nose, you want the approval of the "community" (bunch of fat out of shape slobs) who have no education/background/training. 3. You don't even bother explaining your tastes so the recommender has some form of an idea of what you generally like.

Why does the fragrance community attract retards like you?

>>15009308
>Guys, he’s literally admitting to being a troll. Right there in his posts. Ignore and report, it’s that simple. Don’t respond, you’re just shitting up the thread.

I've told you once, and I've told you a thousand times. They can't help it. I'm not forcing them. They're doing it on their own damn free will. You're literally the one who is shouting into the void.

>>15009308

I can imagine you combing through this long thread obsessively to go through all my posts. I am delighted to have affected you so much with mere words. I am very pleased.

>>15009304
They were right about the Chinese being soulless animals though

>>15009354

He should've been a politician instead of a designer because his taste is trash. I'm pretty neutral, I think everyone are soulless animals. Particular the posters here who ask fucking retarded questions, and those who give fucking retarded advice.

>>15009320
incel lmao

>>15009301
What are you're tastes? They're all super different. So you definitely need to try them on skin a couple times to know if you'll want one. My personal favorites are:

Bee - Sweet Honey and Pollen Gourmand
T Rex - Ripe Florals, Blood and Smoke
Squid - Sea Salt, Ink, and Smooth Resins
Chameleon - Tropical Fruit, Tropical Flowers, Powdery
Dodo - Salty Air and Lychee Fougere

Great, two faggots at it again. This shit thread is worse than eros vs civet poster.

>>15009363

Please leave, you're such a stupid faggot. You even know it is true...so true that you can't refute a single point I laid out for you. I made sure to number it and kept it at 3 points, because I know you're too retarded to count above 5.

>>15009384
place your bets, gentlemen

>>15009301
Honestly, they’re all worth trying. Bee and Squid are the most popular, along with the original Bat, but you’re not getting that one, so best to just forget it exists. Personally, in addition to Bee and Squid, I also own Chameleon, Dodo, and Civet and I love them all. A lot of people also really enjoy Rhino. Really, if you’re interested in the house, just order their complete sampler and go through them one by one.

>>15009394

>Really, if you’re interested in the house, just order their complete sampler and go through them one by one.

How can he do that?! What if he picks the wrong one...he has to know what everybody thinks is good first. God forbid he looks like an idiot.

>>15009384

This shit thread is thanks partly to the contribution to the shit people who come here. I would like to take all the credit, but that would be disingenuous of me to do so.

>>15006629
cop or not. only $35

>>15009426

Again another fucking retard asking another fucking retarded question. Sheep mentality at its finest. People attracted to the fragrance community really can't think for themselves at all. Doesn't even bother looking at what is in the kit. Whether he likes the perfumers/notes. What happened to you that made you so retarded?

>>15009433
just asking for advice you sensitive nigger.

>>15008775
Based bully

>>15009426
Even their best frags are mediocre at best. I'd skip it, but you do you.

Also, I started spraying my collarbone like some anons said a few threads ago, and fucking hell, it works so well. I get strong wafts of my frag at random times throughout the day, completely unexpected. Fucking awesome.

>>15009439

I told you that. But I learned it from Roja Dove. It transformed my appreciation of what I owned.

>>15009433
You should go to Trad/Ivy/Prep general next and make it a wreck after finishing here

>>15009426
For $70 you can get the same amount of Frederic Malles, 6 x 3.5ml, plus some freebies they always throw in. Twice the price, sure, but you'll love every single FM you try.

https://youtu.be/BNjRBiDaBhQ?t=43

I laugh, but also feel bad, for idiots here who spray at their wrists and then complain about shit longevity.

>>15009446

Have to cleanse and purge this one first. Too many weak willed faggots here that make the rest of you look bad. Seriously, what's with sensitive faggots being attracted to fragrances. So many of them have zero control of their emotions and are so insecure that they can be so easily manipulated.

>>15009446
This and also Watch General, Boot General and so on

>>15009459

I'm very thorough with my work

>>15009439
It’s great. Best tip I’ve heard in years. Only other thing I like to do is spray a little on my belly if I’m on a date, that way she gets wafts while she’s giving me the succ later.

>>15009481

You're welcome, and I might have to test your fragrance spray idea out...

Copped luna rossa black at a discount, really love the drydown and it seems to get great reactions from thots. Also tried zara rich warm addictive and holy shit i did not expect it to be so nice, got it as well for 13 euro, i love syrupy gourmand crap so i'm gonna keep this around for when i chill with a girl to watch a movie or sth, it smells pretty gay though not gonna lie, you have to be confident to pull off and make it come off as masculine

>>15009596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdpr6zBoRSA

>Copped luna rossa black at a discount, really love the drydown and it seems to get great reactions from thots.

What more can you ask for

>>15007107
>triggered some kind of an autistic Visigoth warrior spirit within him

sides lost in outer space

>>15007107
>>15007114
Someone post the German kreativiti copy paste

>>15009718
>I remember a conference I attended long time ago at Nantes, France. We went for a posh dinner at the first day. There was me, a few Italian colleagues, a few frenchies and some other randoms. One of these randoms was German. We had a typical light-hearted dinner chit chat talking about history, where are we from a bit of culture etc. The German guy didn’t contribute anyhow and just sat there silently laughing at our jokes. At some point one of the French organisers asked him “and zoo are you?” It was his time to shine. He said: “Bonn.” Everyone was looking at him waiting for him to tell something more about the city or himself or whatever. He realised that and said “That’s where Haribos originate from! Do you know what Haribo stands from?”. “Hans-Riegel-Bonn”. Silence. He thought that no one has understood his wittiness, so he decided to explain it further “HAns-RIegel-BOnn!”. Everyone cringeying, so one of the frenchies said “clazzik German creativiti” to make the atmosphere bearable again. Everyone burst with laughter and the German guy understood that we’re laughing at him not with him. The rest is history. He started some autistic screeching rant about great German composers and philosophers to show how creative the German nation can be. Everyone was getting more and more amused listening to him - it was like watching a circus. Then he moved to conclusions about modern times and how EU is only a thing because of German taxpayers and how this conference couldn’t happen without their money. I’m sure that if you wanted to you could hear crickets playing their sweet Nachtmusik on the other side of the window it was so silent at our table. But we enjoyed the show severely. The same Frenchie who triggered him broke the silence and said nonchalantly “well, letz make a toazt for Angela for letting us be here” everyone burst with laughter again, and we came back to our chit chat ignoring the German guy. He left soon after

Based /basedcatposter/, don't create a new thread. Let the coomers, tripfags and aspergers perish first.

>>15009762

Good, please no more threads. This should die.

>>15000153

This is what you are to general society. You are one and the same. Utterly lacking self-awareness and disgusting, as you indulge deeper and deeper into your hobby.

>>15009762
i mean i'm gonna find the next thread, dingus.

>>15009762
crying and whining about your safe space being trampled over, you're a little sensitive bitch

>>15006701
Yeah a gala, French Lover was a hit
>>15006701
They came in a 30 ml discovery set I bought secondhand mainly for Timbuktu as the seller only asked €60
>>15007252
It is really linear pretty much only amber. But it might be a nice amber reference

For the guy asking about Mon numero I really like it but the opening is way t strong for me once it dried down I do like it though

>>15009841

your dumbass ended up quoting the poster pretending he wears Chance....twice in a role...

Why are faggots fighting like grade school children in my Moroccan smelling liquid enthusiast themed terrorist recruiting website, is this twitter now? Either go get bullied by your family and fail at killing yourself with xanax only to become branded as eternal failures and disappointments or stfu and go back to talking about smells that no one outside of this site cares about

>>15009848
>dumbass
>twice in a role
I swear to God this evil aspie teenager is the best thing that has happened to this thread over the last few weeks.

>>15009859

Because they're insecure little snowflakes that get triggered by words from an internet stranger. Literally the weakest most pathetic personality attracted to fragrances. Almost as if they were women.

>>15009859
It’s just one schizo throwing a tantrum because his trip didn’t get enough (you)s, and his dad’s probably drinking again or some shit. In the next thread, don’t reply to him, just hide and report everything he posts.

>>15009862

Thank you for your contributions too, comrade. I can't shitpost all by myself.

>>15009866

LOL, you keep on shouting to the void. You desperately hope they listen even when time and time again has shown that they have no capacity to listen to your advice. Sad. However, I'm happy you are emotionally distressed from my words.

Dang this fragrance thread wild lmaoooo

>>15009875

My pleasure.

Just set up a meet to settle this with a wild west style duel or to suck each other's dick or sth you fucking mentally ill trannies

>>15009884

Nah, need to purge all fucking snowflakes off this board. They are sensitive and like their safe spaces, and have no capacity to deal with the harshness of the real world.

you guys are fucking toxic

>>15009894

LOL
>toxic
You think this is fucking reddit or something?

>>15009897
medication, take it

>>15009894
Not us. Just the one autist, really.

>>15009903

Not only are their bodies nice and effeminate, so are their minds.

>>15009912

As I mentioned earlier. I would love to take all the credit for the shit thread...but that would be disingenuous of me. I also have to give credit where credit is due. I can't hog all of it.

>>15009884
Hookerfag was a Muay Thai fighter. Maybe set something up?

>>15006823
her accent is horrendous

>>15007082
my gf wears her too, it's good i like it a lot