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The style God is back with a new low

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwdKKeDfVvE

>> No.14299834

Sign 8
You're literally the size of a boy

>> No.14299857

>>14299834
lel

>> No.14299870

>>14299830
What product is he shilling in this one? You guys do realize how "videos" are just commercials for whatever product he's getting paid to advertise. There is no real advice in any of them.

>> No.14299888

>>14299830
This guy looks like his racial abilities are Rocket Jump & Rocket Barrage

>> No.14299889

>>14299830
Why's AlphaM so based?

>YouTube's premier menswear channel, over 5 million subscribers
>provides valuable advice for free
>invented SEXcore

>> No.14299895

>>14299889
>invented SEXcore
eh, no. thats more of an instagram thing

>> No.14300113

>>14299870
wow, you are so smart, seen right through his ruse

>> No.14300182

>>14299830
Skip to 4:57

Honestly the fact that he put that in his video is alpha. He's a manlet shill but you know he has confidence.

>> No.14300248

>>14299834
KEK

>> No.14300285

This „girls like bad boys“ stuff is so eight grade

That seems to be his target auditory, anyways

>> No.14300374

>>14299830
Go shill somewhere else faggot

>> No.14300475

>>14299830
i never watched his videos and holy shit its hilarious

>> No.14300481

>>14299830
alphaM is literally /ourguy/

>> No.14300531

>>14299870

he actually puts out advice, it's only based around the sponsored product tho but still advice regardless

>> No.14300550

>Skb Midun
>il y a 1 jour
>Alpha -he helped me improve my personality
>He taught me how to improve my physiques
>He boosted my confidence
>Respect from India, brother
So this is the kind of people who watch his videos ?

>> No.14300609
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14300609

You guys should listen to his advice. Hell, buy some shit he's shilling

>> No.14300656

>>14299830
[incelbait intensifies]

>> No.14300726

>>14300182
but his wife straight up says he's not a bad boy and that's not why she married him lol

>> No.14300806

>>14299830
AlphaM youtube channel may as well be a Seinfeld spin-off of how George Constanza would behave after getting jacked, veneers and earings.

>> No.14300915
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>>14300609
>that pic
SOULESS
>pic
SOUL

>> No.14300931

cant last longer than 5 seconds listen to this squirrel voice

>> No.14301293

>>14300915
kek

>> No.14301305

>>14300915
wheres the one with dylan roof in it

>> No.14301333

>>14300915
Post the original

>> No.14301425

>>14299830
god fuck i want this faggot dead

>> No.14301430

>>14299830
>My name is Rajeesh and i am a fan of Mr Alpha M. Here in Rakapoostan, he is revered as a god of fashion.

>> No.14301448

Honestly he actually gives good advice, not the everyday blue pill ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBzt0Ubms3Y

>> No.14301463

>>14299895
cope that you'll never be based or sex in your faggy tucked in tshirt and cropped trousers.

>> No.14301487
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>>14299834
Top kek

>> No.14301508

I like him and even purchased one of his shilled products: the i-stubble trimmer.

>> No.14301513

>>14301508
You should better get Fragrance One for men

>> No.14301519

>>14301463
I wear sexcore myself

>> No.14301520
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>3 year old underwear

>> No.14301521

>>14300915
This so much, everyone was dressed pretty bad at the second meetup but it was nowhere near the comedy goldmine that the first one was. The edit of the second meetup is actually embarrassing, especially since the guy who did it edited everyone but himself even though he was dressed just as badly as everyone else

>> No.14301629
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>>14299830
I'm a manlet and I unironically feel like shit whenever I see that cringe motherfucker...

FeelsBadMan.

>> No.14301655

His older videos are great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoQ_RH4dl40

>> No.14301820

>>14300609
I always lose it at the hitler guy

>> No.14301844

What does he shill this episode

>> No.14302018

>>14299830
Im a good boy it seems

>> No.14302091

>>14301655
I'm convinced this guy is a ftm

>> No.14302098

>>14300609
from left to right
1. Wabaki
2. Slav
3. Hype-beast (tm)
4. Leg day
5. Magneto
6. The sage
7. Skeptical stephen
8. Neck-mode
9. Hitler

>> No.14302372

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELxE9PPKZGY

>> No.14302567
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14302567

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJUPY-2EIM

>> No.14302743

>>14302098
thank you for the kek

>> No.14302888

>>14302091
that's exactly what I was thinking

>> No.14302959

>>14301487
Master race representative next to some dwarf.

>> No.14302966
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>> No.14302973

>>14302966
>>14301487
6 foot vs 5 foot 11

>> No.14303018

>>14301487
>>14302966
>tfw 3" taller than jeremy and 80 lbs more muscle mass at lower bodyfat
feels good to be a mog machine lads

>> No.14303179

>>14299830
why tf does he remind me of that racoon from guardians of the galaxy

>> No.14303468

>>14299830
He's making hella buck, probably at least 6 figures by now, targeting clueless normie zoomers

So why aren't you doing the same?

>> No.14303475

>>14303018
post pic of face

>> No.14303959

>>14299870
I actually didn't mind his videos until the video where he told a son story about his brother in law (?) dying, cried and then shilled life insurance.

That was pretty sick.

>> No.14304073

>>14301487

Legolas & Thorin

>> No.14304083

>>14303468
If I woke up one day with amnesia and I learned that I did what Alpha M does (say well known advice you can get fucking anywhere while plugging my product, looking like a moron to everyone except my """fans"""), I would an hero

>> No.14304160

>>14300609
4th from right and far left are fucking dope ass niggas

>> No.14304166

>>14302567
Stubble, sunglasses, and a type A personality. There ya go fellas. You are now cool enough to pretend anyone in the professional world gives a shit about anything outside of their compensation.

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>>14300609

>> No.14305478
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>>14300609
whats he thinking bros

>> No.14305514

>>14305478
That all he had to do to mog the entirety of /fa/ is grab his dad's clothes for the day.

>> No.14305523

>>14299830
Not clicking that shit, what are the 7 signs?

>> No.14305539

>>14305478
He isn't thinking, he's feeling.

>> No.14305549

>>14305523
Theres only 1 important sign, the other ones are just for stretching out the vid and getting the paid promotions in.
The top 1 sign is that you are SUBSCRIBED to the APLHA M youtuba channel. It is your number one spot to get style tips and tricks so you can look like a BADASS. So SMASH that subscribe button so you never miss a video and stay up to date with the latest and freshest STYLE tips

>> No.14305720

He could’ve been one of us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB-jBFDCd84&list=PU1KbedtKa3d5dleFR6OjQMg&index=87

>> No.14305733

would suck on his tits
10/10

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>>14301487

>> No.14306529

>>14300609
initially it's goofy seeing them together but when you break each of them down none of the fits are bad

>> No.14307137

Notice how he is always alone in his videos or surrounded by other manlets. Otherwise it would become clear how laughable his attempts to look bad boy are.

>> No.14307185

>>14302567
I wonder what is considered a bad boy in korea
probably just wearing a leather jacket

>> No.14307212

>>14307185
over 5'

>> No.14307290

>>14299830
There's no difference between this guy and Jordan Peterson

>> No.14307293

>>14307290
he is certainly not right-wing, done videos with gays and trans people

>> No.14307931

>>14301487
"My ancestor"

ultra mogged