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Name someone cooler than a male ballet dancer.

>> No.14219831

male ice skater
female ballet dancers are god tier however

>> No.14219841

>>14219831
>female ballet dancers
Irrelevant anorexics. Female dancing is normal and expected. Like long hair.

>> No.14219856

Male prostitute

>> No.14219866

>>14219826
a non gay

>> No.14220164

>>14219866
>implying that the Slavic ballet dancers are gay
>implying that most /fa/ people aren’t homosexual

>> No.14220167

>>14220164
We're low-key gay though, not flaming cock-gobblers like OP

>> No.14220217

>>14220167
Does this man look like a cock gobbler >>14218786

>> No.14220299

LOL

Is this a joke? Literally a truck driver is cooler than some cosmopolitan ballet dancer bahahaha

t. a literal faggot

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>>14219856
normal prostitutes can be cool, too. Some are down to earth.
I have incredible respect for male dancers, male nurses, and tailors. It's a woman dominated field, and tailors have a level of patience and coordination I can only dream of.

Still, I have respect for the people, not the art. Ballet is pompous and boring in my eyes. I don't care for it.

>> No.14220380

>>14219826
Dude looks like a huge fairie, really ain't seeing it senpai.

>> No.14220381

>>14220379
found the nigger

>> No.14220644
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>>14219826
An Olympic gymnast, wrestler, and boxer

>> No.14220652

>>14219826
Literally any man that isn't a male ballet dancer.

>> No.14220655

>>14220644
Gymnasts are manlets. Fighters are bydlo plebs.

>> No.14220661

>>14220379
Male tailors are not a new or unusual thing dude. They've existed since the 19th century, infact a large number of tailors in the 20s and 30s were male.

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>>14219826
Jiu jitsu people

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>>14220652
Very edgy anon

>> No.14220749

>>14220743
even tranny porn is straighter than this faggy shit

>> No.14220775

>>14219826
Igor wtf
stop being a faggot or else gulag

>> No.14220818

>>14220652
And? they’ll double backflip into your gfs pussy

>> No.14220831

>>14220818
>they’ll double backflip into your gfs (male) boipussy
ftfy

>> No.14220834

>>14219826
ITT: OP is a male ballet dancer and is desperately looking for validation that he isn't an uncool fag.

>> No.14221513

>>14219826
merceniary

>> No.14221528

>merceniary
>speed violation specialist™
>sculptor or clothing designer, fuck it gun designer too
>crack house hustlah
>diver
>professional russian

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14221531

A psychopathic joker as played by Heath Ledger.

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>>14220164
Unlike most of /fa/, male dancers actually get laid.
Unlike most of /fa/, girls swoon over them.
Unlike most of /fa/, they have a smorgasboard of pussy available.
Even if, like most of /fa/, a dancer happens to be gay, it doesn't matter.
Because unlike most of /fa/, they had sex.

>> No.14221590

gave up ballet at 14 because I decided it was gay

BIGGEST FUCKING REGRET OF MY LIFE

>> No.14221607

>>14221590
Especially since you ended up being a faggot anyway huh

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>>14221590
>>14221607