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14123000 No.14123000 [Reply] [Original]

Is sitting /fa/? Rolling your pants up is so effay, but once you introduce sitting into the equation, your pants start hiking up way too far and suddenly you're no longer effay. So, one must consider the possibility that sitting down is simply not effay.

>> No.14123004

cool guys don't sit

>> No.14123006
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Exhibit A: Larry David is perfectly effay when he sits because he has not rolled his pants. Standing he might be less effay, but sitting he is perfectly balanced. So is sitting not effay or is rolling your pants up not effay?

>> No.14123009

>>14123000
>>14123006
>crossing your legs
Do you not have a dick? Sit like a fucking man with proper posture and body language.

>> No.14123011

>>14123009
Toxic Masculinity is not effay. I feel sorry for your sensitive penis not being able to withstand the slightest pressure from your own legs. If you gave the poor guy a little more exercise it probably wouldn't flinch at every slightest touch?

>> No.14123012

>>14123000
I consider crossing legs effay, I've been doing it for years, it's comfortable

>> No.14123013

>>14123009
Are you unable to comfortably cross your legs? The only people I've met who can't are fat or old.

>> No.14123014

>>14123011
It's a cut vs uncut thing. Cut manlettes have very sensitive tips so it hurts to cross their legs (imagine living with such a deformity...) meanwhile, the protected uncut master race has no such uncomfortably and are free to sit however they choose.

>> No.14123039

>>14123014
uncut, i can cross my legs but it's uncomfortable and squeezes my balls. i cross my legs ankle to knee or ankle to ankle a lot though

>> No.14123046

>>14123014
being cut actually reduces sensitivity so this is false

>> No.14123632

>>14123013
I can cross my legs but not for extended periods.
>>14123011
Well its my balls that hurt not my dick so...

I think you guys missed the whole "proper posture and body language" portion of what i said. Crossing legs shows elegance and class in women but shows submissive tendencies in men. Generally a "power" position would be sitting in a stable, "cemented" position, I.e. legs slightly spaced apart and feet both flat to the ground, with proper back posture, and hands placed on your thighs or other comfortable position (just don't cross your arms). This position shows a few things, proper posture shows health and professionalism, planted feet shows willingness to take action and readiness for work, crossing your arms shows your closed to conversation and not willing to listen.

Now body language has a small to medium effect to people that know shit about it, but has a huge effect on those that do actually study it, and generally the higher up a chain you go the more high level psychopaths youll find that actually know this shit and are actually looking out for it.

T. Was in the military

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>>14123009
Shame nature didn't gifted you a more useful trait.

>> No.14123673

>>14123632
>was in the military
So you are a dirty uneducated yank.

>> No.14123675

>>14123632
yet here you are in 4chinks, meanwhile a CEO is comfortable crossing his legs because he isn't a lowbrow monkey

>> No.14123775

>>14123000
Actually, it's more effay because it creates an even better rolled up pants look, and you can show off your socks more

>> No.14123791

>>14123632
hahahahah

>> No.14123837
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there is typically more in how you sit than what you're wearing when you do so
i always sit exaggeratedly because i care more for my comfort in the times i can have it than what people will think of me in doing so

>> No.14123849

>>14123000
>>14123006
No crossing legs as a dude. You should have open body posture, it's more masculine.

Also pants should be cuffed no higher that the top of your ankle. You won't look dumb sitting so long as you don't cuff them too high.

>> No.14123975

>>14123849
>>14123837
Trannies

>> No.14124452

>>14123632
>imagine actually believing that people care about this

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>>14123000
Nice trips op

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>>14123632
Lmao, you sound like the CSM’s driver and a Pog.

>> No.14124525

>>14123632
all of this shit is true, body language and posture matter, don't know why people are disagreeing with it,

>> No.14124537
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>>14124525
You must be an aspie then.

>> No.14124540

>>14124537
how so?

>> No.14124547

>>14124540
Again.

>> No.14124696

>>14123014
but isn't larry david jewsih? how does he do it?

>> No.14125210

>>14123837
LMFAOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>> No.14125223

manspreading is not effay this is 2019 people do you even gillette

>> No.14125233

>>14123632
Are you purposely trying to make us milfags look this obnoxious?

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>>14125223
wrong

>> No.14126210

>>14126205
why do i have a sudden compulsion to get blacked

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>>14123632
This is true.

Crossing legs is more feminine, though androgyny is pretty /fa/if all you care about is pure aesthetics, and elegance is gentlemanly. Crossing legs is an intellectual pose, and looks especially good in a suit.

Uncrossed legs can make a man look agitated, like he feels insecure.

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>>14124547
>>14124537
Are you so clued out about this stuff you actually believe that thinking about it makes you an aspire?

>> No.14126270

>>14123849
Why do you assume that all men care about masculinity or should do? It’s a completely asinine assumption. Get your head out of the 50s.

>> No.14126273

>>14126270
It's a prime instinct that you can't shake away. Rationalizing it away for yourself doesn't change the fact that it affects how everyone will see you.
The real question is why the dude thinks that crossing your legs is so gay that you can never do it.

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proof that crossing your legs is effay

>> No.14127897

>>14123673
Nah was an avionics technician for the RCAF, got a better job now though.

>>14123675
>>14123791
>>14124452
>denying basic psychology

>> No.14127990

>>14127897
>trying to impress me
Aspie

>> No.14128021

>>14123011
>Toxic Masculinity
faggot lmao

>> No.14128040

>>14126289
came here to post this picture

whoever thinks that manspreading is effay needs to gtfo