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What would modern Patrick Bateman wear, listen to, workout like? Would he be sleeze core? Would he maybe me on steroids?

>> No.13898511 [DELETED] 

I don't know about all the other shit, but he'd probably wear two of each item of clothing. Doubles you could say, kind of like these.

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>>13898511

>> No.13898518

>>13898511
Very nice indeed

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>>13898511
oh no no no

>> No.13898547

>flannel
>raw denim
>workwear boots
>never worked a day in his life

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>>13898533
Czech'd

>> No.13898654

>>13898533
oh yes yes yes

>> No.13898688

>>13898511
magnificent
>>13898533
incredible

>> No.13898718

>>13898688
Oh boy

>> No.13898719

>>13898688
outrageous

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>>13898511

>> No.13898746

>>13898688
Absolutely delectable.

>> No.13898747

>>13898746
goddammit

>> No.13898756

>>13898511
>>13898533
>>13898688
Certainly. 55.

>> No.13898758

>>13898756
fuuuuuuuckthhhhiiisshiiiittt

>> No.13898769

>>13898481
matching colours just liek these digits

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Try harder. heres how its done.

>> No.13898791

>>13898786
nah

>> No.13898796

>>13898481
I love those glasses but I heard they'd make me look like a soiboy.

>> No.13898854

Nice

>> No.13898874

>>13898511
>>13898533
>>13898688
based

>> No.13898944

>>13898796
You won't. I own a pair.

>> No.13899044

>>13898944
t. söyboy

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>> No.13899175

>>13898481
He would unironically still have a penchant for Valentino Couture suits and Olivers People glasses. His overnight bag would be from Jean Paul Gaultier

>> No.13899251

>>13898481
>thinking bateman would be sleazecore
>not getting the point of his entire identity even when he spells it out for you

Fucking yuppie.

>> No.13899263

>>13898944
>>13899044
Checked

>> No.13899268

>>13899175
this. there would be more brioni, cucinelli, and loro piana but many of the brands would actually stay the same. no double-breasted suits anymore though

>> No.13899273

Bateman would probably just wear modern hugo boss and be more dad core.

>> No.13899346

>>13898481
Well Hes also on steroids in the 80’s so yeah i guess

>> No.13899522

Patagonia, Kendrick Lamar and preach feminism

>> No.13899652

>>13899522
Dubs confirm

>> No.13900122

>>13898944
ID on a pair?

>> No.13900206

Carly Rae Jepsen

>> No.13900239

>>13898511
Well done... HOWEVER

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>>13898511
wow, that's really nice. jesus.

>> No.13900545

>>13900277
I'm mirin

>> No.13900560

>>13898481
Patrick Bateman might be kind of a vintage enthusiast, nowadays, taking inspiration from the 1980s, and probably also a frequent listener of modern synthwave music, stuff that resembles the soundtrack of Drive and 1980s synth-pop, whether vocal or instrumental, as well as classic rock and roll and 1980s rock, including Huey Lewis and the News. In the book and film, he seems to really like the types of clothes he wears, even if he buys stuff because of brand prestige and fashion. I can't imagine modern Patrick looking too differently; maybe with just a slightly shorter haircut and slimmer clothing, especially narrower lapeled suits. In the movie, his ties are already slightly narrow by recent business standards, but he would probably end up preferring somewhat thinner ties than those, to better express the recent narrow fashion.

>> No.13900563

>>13900277
based

>> No.13900573

>>13900277
How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

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>>13898791
You dare question my power?

>> No.13901553 [DELETED] 

Is this dubs?

>> No.13901555

i'd like to order some trips

>> No.13901559

>>13901533
>>13901555
based

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>>13901533
I YIELD

>> No.13901645

mfw no dubs

>> No.13901666

>>13898796
I thought the same thing but they’re the best pair I’ve owned. Really make me look smart but also friendly. Get them

>> No.13901668

>>13901666
>666
devilish and based

>> No.13901712

>visits the gym everyday,
>perfectly /fit/ body
>dressed like those "men's fashion streetwear" Instagram models that dress smart/casual (denim jackets, skinny jeans, Justin Bieber mugshot hairstyle or a manbun...)
>uses Tinder a lot
>thousands of followers on Instagram
>is rich from selling Bitcoin before the crash and doesn't need to work, but still has a high ranking job
>is even more racist than his 80s version
>watches a lot of Netflix "originals", usually entire seasons or several movies in one sitting on release day so he can give long rants/speeches about them in the office the next day.

If you think he would look or be anything like how people are here, you're wrong.

>> No.13902006

>>13898481
idk

>> No.13902011

c

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>>13901712
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Hey Paul!

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>>13902030

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>>13902030
Based

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>>13898481
he would literally do all the exact same shit, maybe sometimes wear some expensive designer wear
You have to remember he was a deranged millionare so he was just wearing really fucking expensive suits, didn't bother much with plebian fashion

also I suggest you check these double digits

>> No.13902515

>>13902500
BASED

>> No.13902522

Chequered brothel creepers

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>mfw all the dubs in this thread

>> No.13903299

>>13898481
>dress shoes
>dress trousers
>mid spread collar dress shirt
>patagucci better sweater vest

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>57 replies
>13 dubs
>2 trips

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>>13898481
Did you people even watch the fucking movie? I've read the book too, which just expands on it. Patrick Bateman just wants to fit in. He would dress like whatever a typical wall street suits dresses like and do whatever the typical wall street suit does. It would probably be pretty similar.

FYI, in the book anytime a character is introduced, Bateman lists of the names of the brands of all the clothing they are wearing. The author Brett Easton Ellison said that if you knew enough about fashion, all the outfits were bizarre combinations of clothing that would look like clown suits, but actually sound like fancy outfits when read out.

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>>13902030
>n the book the whole part of the scene where he talks about Huey Lewis and The News doesn't happen during the murder. The Huey Lewis and the News rant is actually an entire self contained chapter later in the book that appears out of nowhere. It is amazing. It's literally an entire chapter. I think it was at least 15 minutes long in the audio book.

>> No.13904136

>>13903299