/fa/ - Fashion

Too edgy imo, try having some color in there

>>13682885
>help

1. HELP, TO YOU, WOULD FIRSTLY NECESSITATE YOUR CESSATION OF USE OF APPLICATIONS FOR SELFPROSTITUTION.

2. YOU DO NOT NEED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY; SEX IS NOT A NECESSITY, BUT AN URGE.

3. TO PEOPLE IN GENERAL: STOP ENGAGING IN GRATUITOUS SEXUAL ACTIVITY; STOP DISSIPATING YOUR SPIRIT, AND EXHAUSTING YOUR SOUL.

dayum

>no group pictures
not gonna make it

>>13682926
ahahhaah fuk!!!

maybe look at the camera for one photo dude u shady fuk

>>13682937
shit fuuuuuuuuck

is this better or worse?

>>13682885
edgy

Try to smile and use color

>>13682952
Better but change 3 and 4

>>13682898
1. HELP, TO YOU, WOULD FIRSTLY NECESSITATE YOUR CESSATION OF USE OF APPLICATIONS FOR SELFPROSTITUTION.

You are not as good a writer as you think you are

>>13682885
1. Get off 4chan

>>13682898
Best /fa/ tripfag of all time.

>>13682952
I wouldn’t use a selfie where you are staring off into middle distance, looks a little too forced to be effortlessly attractive,,,which is the look you should probably be going for

>>13682885
you are competing with guys with perfect dslr photos and chiseled faces and you think those are good ? you need to put in some effort to get results

Don't use selfies

>>13682885
>>13682952
ur ugly and autistic you will never get laid off tinder just kys

>>13682885
>TELIA

>Hur är läget, Sven?

Fuck off to /soc/, retard. This isn't fashion related you greasy looking virgin.

selfies only is a bad idea

>>13682885
Remove the cap pic one
put at least one pic in that has color
look once into the camera so people can see what color your eyes are
Its a flesh market and right now you are marketing some cheap postprocessing effects and a guy who couldnt hold a conversation for 5 seconds without zonng out

>>13682885
you're asking at 3am on Sunday
bad week yeah?

in general i would say add photos of you happy
show off your body a little more
look at the camera in at least one

>>13683356
His phone says 9am. Timezones, you heard of them ?

>>13682898
you are not worthy to be even touched by dogs, you have less value than that of bacteria

>>13682885
Jesus Christ. What even is that middle pic.

If you're a guy and you use a selfie, you better be 10/10.

And you aren't...

>>13682898
Based and redpilled.

>>13682898
i missed you

>>13682952
You look too sad in the first one. I like the second one a lot, but I don't think it's a good "second impression". Third picture looks better than first. Not sure what you want to tell with the fourth one.

>>13683000
>>13683364
Degenerate human slime. You fap, and fuck, your spirit away, and then wonder why your life sucks...

>>13683356
Right on the money

>>13683359
No he was right - I made this post before going to sleep on my first night in a new city

>>13683545
Saved

>>13683049
I'm ugly, autistic and a manlet

Still got laid off Tinder several times

>>13683545
Blowjob = inner ghost succ

>>13682885

Lose the fucking hat, get a haircut, no black and white pics, get some more group pictures or ones of just you but taken by someone else. And smile for fucks sake. You're supposed to be trying to look approachable.

>>13682952

Why the fuck would you have a picture of your room on it holy shit

>>13683823
ahahahahahhaha fuuuuuuuuk cos im proud of my fukin house okay?!?!


FUK so apparently I have no useable pictures

>>13683482
lmfao why do i like so much when you mofos diss me

>>13683052
hahahah wtf is this some kind of insult based on the default telephone provider I get in copenhagen!?!?

>>13682885
You kind of look like 3 different people. Also since when can you have 9 different pictures on tinder?
>>13682895
This too

>>13683320

you just described mer perfectly

ok so youre saying in all circumstances dont be who I am

ok got it

Isy timber /fa/???

OH FUK GUISE . a god damn girl is on her way to my hotel right god damn now

WTF DO I DO NOW IM FUKIN AUTISTIC

>>13684078
act like you dont use 4chan

>>13684092

Rip anon

>>13684078
are you a virgin retard? otherwise you clearly know what to do

>>13684101
>>13684078

F

>>13684078
Next time don't tell her that there are two rooftops. Just pick one and go to that one.

>>13684078
I just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you

OP here

Just incase anyone thought I got laid, for the record know I didnt. The rooftop bar was closed, so we ended up cancelling the date.

I feel I came searingly close though so I am not in bad spirits

Is my profile looking better now?

BTW with your advice guys I received 23 matches in less than 24 hours, but only that one near miss date

>>13685087
you pay for tinder gold, thats why the algorithm gives you an advantage. I dont know where you live, but where im from you compete with literal models which makes it really hard to date on tinder and with your pics it would be near impossible. Congrats on the matches though

>>13684280
Thank you man , unfortunately I couldnt get the idiocy out of me, I didnt want to post it but you deserve it guise. I should have just offered a taxi when she mentioned the rain.

>>13685087
as in I still havent had a date yet guys

>>13685087
>23 matches in less than 24 hours
wat I get 3 matches tops a day. I'm good looking but I have really shitty pics. So the rundown is this:
>Group Photos
>Colour
>Look at camera
I need to look at the camera

>>13682885
Who do you think you are
Fucking Vinesauce

>>13683545
idk man im a virgin and my life sucks too

>>13682898

>>13685567
Life really does imitate art.

I'm so ugly i don't even have any photos of myself to use on Tinder :(

How to take good tinder photos. I hate myself and hate looking at pics of myself

>>13685578

Be more attractive.

Also use good lighting, flattering angles, smile, and have a few pictures with friends so you don’t look as lonely as you are.

>>13685580
i literally don't have any friends

I also feel weird when i smile in photos, it just feels so forced

>>13685583

Or family or random people on the street who look friendly enough to take a picture with you.

Real talk, learning to smile for photos is a skill. Try thinking of a funny joke so the smile is genuine instead of just trying to smile. It’s all in the eyes.

>>13682885
unfuckable/10
get some pics of u like smiling or outdoors or engaging in a hobby or having friends that would help a lot

t. femanon

>>13685786
>t. femanon
So (male)?

>>13682885
>1 selfie
>1 photo of you
>1 photo of you with friends

that is the tinder formula. Shirtless photo is good if you look good shirtless

>>13682898
epic

>>13685814

OK guys is my profile better now?

>>13685814
What if you don't have friends?

>>13686283
you look constipated dude, learn how to be chill

1st and 5th pic just look awful like you try to be casual but probably took the pic 30 times

>>13685111
You fucking retard, OP.

>>13686283
How old are you, you look like if Todd Howard was still in his emo phase.

Check out photofeeler.com, it's pretty reliable. Their blog has articles with advice that's backed by studies

>one good photo of you, outside, taken by a friend
>one photo of you with your friends
>one photo of you doing something you like (cooking/painting/jogging/whatever)
>one good natural lighted selfie that shows your facial features. and remember to smile

that's about it.
additional photos can be like one where you're wearing a suit, chicks fucking love suits. and maybe one with your family, it gives a natural good vibe to people.

get a haircut

>>13686283
BT is that you?

how am i doing anons
I met one girl off tinder and she was nice and very attractive but I got too nervous and panicked a bit so nothing really happened

>>13682885
lmao this is how my tinder looked when i was on it...

>>13683914
based.

bet he still got laid

>>13685118
But anon, looking into the camera is too hard...and makes me feel like a faggot ass pretentious fuckwit

How to set up a profile/pics to attract the goth gf's?

>>13688474
1. look goth
2. Go listen to at least 3 albums by the Cure, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus and some more from pic related
3. Don't be autistic

>>13682898
based volcel

How to bang country chicks

How to set up profile/pics to attract country gfs

>>13688833

Why do that when you can stick a wet fork in your USB port instead

>>13688429
Above average, sure to attract art school retards

>>13683878
you are a lost cause my dude

>>13684078
>>13684101
F

>>13685111
>>13685111
hhahahhahahaah hahahahhah anon what the fuck

>>13682898
man you are fucking annoying

>>13686283
bro you look 40 ?

>>13688429
sorry 4chan is 18+

>>13684078
sounds like someone is going to murder you or give you herpes tbqh

>>13683052
Fint väder vi har idag va? Eller vad tycker du Olof?

>>13682885
you look like Ken Andrews lmao
would bang if i were a chick
i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sGg2xL9yYc
^ that's his band

>>13689102
just turned 19 but yeah I look young, someone thought I wasnt even 16 the other day

>>13682898
based attention starved tripfag

>>13686283
You could be really handsome if you just smiled normally. Obviously you are making constipated faces because you think it makes you look good, but I'm telling you right now it doesn't. A genuine smile is more attractive than having your eyes glisten in the sunlight or whatever it is you're trying to go for.

Also, the weird filtered 2nd photo just needs to go. Its over edited and is an obvious show of vanity. You're not a woman.

Take a good smiling selfie for your first pic, use your current #1 as your second pic, the group photo as number three, and then delete your current 3 and 5. Take a nice fullbody shot of you on a hike or something (smiling!!!) and use that as four.

You are attractive, but I wouldn't swipe on you because you look like you might murder me in my sleep.

>>13689607
based

>>13685087
>paying for tinder
ahh come on, man

>>13682885
Holy fuck lmao you look incredibley boring

>>13682885
why do you have 3 of the exact same pic but with 3 completely different hair styles?

Generally, you want to give the impression that your pictures are recent, so same haircut, same facial hair.

Also, you should try to have at least one picture of you with a (male, if possible) friend so people know you at least know other people.

One picture of you actually doing something you like to do.

One funny picture.

One picture of your pet.


Boom, you'll get laid plenty.

>>13683000
Projection of self detected

>>13682898
ur ghey

>>13682952
Your first pic should be a pic of you looking away from the camera. it's scientifically proven to be more attractive to women

As a girl ... i would be afraid of you.

>>13682885
autistic

>>13683003
that's a practically subterranean bar to reach and desu he doesn't even reach it, the /lcg/ nameboys or at LEAST igor >>> this chump

You're handsome but you seem a bit too autsitic

>>13688429
>spacemen 3 shirt
i dont have advice for you but good taste in music anon

>>13693529
spacemen 3 best band
I'm listening to Recurring right now, heard it for the first time the other day despite being a huge fan of their other 3 albums for years and I was blown away. Super underrated

>>13686283
I'm curious how you do with these. To me you look less attractive in pics 1 and 5 here than in the first several rounds of pics you posted. Pic 5 isn't bad on its own I feel, not feeling pic 1 at all.

I also haven't had any success in the last several months

>>13686283
How old are you faggot? Are you 45 or some shit?

>>13682885
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONNONOONO

>>13685111
might aswell tell her you're retarded at this point wtf.
She just wanted to bang and you made this so much more complicated

>>13688429
fourth pic in maroon pic looks bad imo do one of you doing something cool

>>13693981
like an activity. biking, camping, playing guitar, something you're into that has a wide appeal, y'know?

Tinder is easy guys. Just dont take it seriously

How do I take a picture that makes me look like an interesting person when I'm a friendless loser who never leaves the house?

>>13682898
We all know you just can't pull because you look like this

>>13682898
The most based closet gay non-white fascist of all time has returned

>>13689427
greetings fellow NJ fag

>>13695815
I'm an ex-nj fag actually, currently in california. is it weird that I miss how incredibly shitty and boring central jersey is?

tinder is bottom of the barrel

If you're gonna do selfies don't do serious faces like that lol. Look into the camera and be smiley, do not use a filter

Don't use pics that barely/don't have your face in

And pics with friends/pets is good

Funny pics of you are also good

>>13682898
Nice username, upvoted!

>>13682885
Don't use selfies on tinder (unless it's with friends like pic 2 on >>13682952). Get someone to take a portrait of you with a good camera.

>>13682885
>>>/soc/
There is literally an entire board dedicated to this shit fuck off to there

>>13682898
I fucking love you

>>13689607
this.

>>13697146
Literally irrelevant, just be good looking, if you aren't good looking then no amount of friends,dogs or cars will save you

how do I get over my fear of having my photo taken. no matter what I do, what face I pull what situation I'm in I look like I'm about to start crying or I've just heard some terrible news. I can pull great faces in the mirror but as soon as a camera is introduced it goes.

>>13682885
You need one pic in each of these catagories
One candid
One that shows your whole body
One that shows you smiling
One that shows your face from an angle other than the front
One that shows you doing something you're interested in
And one of you in the nude from below

Is it true that you need to pay for tinder gold unless you are really good looking?

>>13682898
Is this canon? You had me until #3.

>>13683000
He doesn't write to be easily understood. He's always abstruse and cryptic, like jargon. His intent isn't always clear until you know his personal views.

>>13685788
mtf

>>13682952
Much better...the first one looked forced
Bitches notice it how you desperately tried to get 3+ photos real quick for tinder...make it look natural