/fa/ - Fashion

>>13478835
>now

theyve been lame since 2008 when people were making fun of lumbersexuals

It depends on how well maintained they are and face shape.

don't grow a beard if you have smooth as milk face

>>13478835
Yes. I've hated them for years and wish the trend would just fucking die already

>>13479637
It can't die because it's not really a trend. It's a cope.

Beards are for Gallic Barbarians (and only faggot Achaemenidarum use pants)
A beard is for the unkept, not as a way for you to compensate the fact that you are an ultra Cinaedus

>>13479682
I beg you pardon

>>13479682
I thought the gauls had mustaches.

>>13480228
they could have any facial hair, romans too wore beards especially in the later imperial times

why do they make this face? do they think it makes for a good picture?

It's the AWESOME face. They are just so nerdy that way
bazinga

its the same with smoking and is ___effay? shit. if you are attractive and charismatic than the answer is always yes you can rock it but if not then no it wont change you into whatever goal image you want to be

>>13478835
>>13481555 said it quite well on a different thread

the origin of the onions boy gaping mouth

this was the edgiest meme circa 2008 and those man-children sacks of shit are stuck

>>13482515
holy shit I forgot this meme existed
it all makes sense now

>>13478835
Yes, 25 year old boomers who eat too much yeast sport them

>>13479660
>modern diet
more like eating shitloads of processed foods and sugars and then not cleaning your teeth
fuck the abbos

>>13478835
lame since 2016

My face just looks like shit without any facial hair. This a dumb meme.

>>13482531
t. processed food cuck

>being a T.I.

>eating meat for the sake of the Bible and Jesus's teachings

i don't even like eating meat really but I do it because I think Jesus calls me to a practical lifestyle

plus who gives a f*ck about any of that sh*t anyway if you're a T.I......i'm certainly not worried about being fit and getting a gf or anything like that or any sort of extra-health issues or even anything connected to society in a social way other than giving it to the KILLUMINATI if i'm a T.I.

my whole life is a code red on merking my gangstalkers...i could care less about my diet and lifestyle and all that...i have so many health issues wrong with me that i don't even count them any more

life for some people is kill or be killed and if i'm f*cking around with a fun lit'l vegan diet it just looks weak compared to a bunch of insane gorillas

>>13482780
CODE RED

merk all gangstalkers

power to the people!

What's the best method of shaving?

Depends on the person.

I love how you can tell from posts like this one >>13479682 that people shitting on beards are just kids who can't grow one.

>>13478835
No, lame people are lame. If you’re a cool guy the beard won’t define you and people will simply see you as a genuine guy with a style he personally likes

>>13479682
Damn Plato and Aristotle must have been barbarics then

>>13482515
That’s not where it’s from it’s due to the fact that that face is used by primates know as a submissive gesture/non threat

>>13478835
I literally can't make this. I keep trying. How is it possible to smile with your mouth hanging open?

>>13483018
no that post is being completely serious

>>13478835
Daily reminder

>>13479660
As someone with a thinly trimmed beard, i can confirm.

I'm 24, and I've had the same asymmetrical patch-beard since I was 15.

Wut do?

>>13478835
Totally depends on the person. Numales with beards have always been lame.
Other guys can pull it off depending on their face, some guys just look better without facial hair.

It's not linear.

>>13478835
No, just don't act like a numale when you grow out one and you're good

Funny how /pol/ makes memes like this but look more or less the same themselves

>>13482977
Use straight razors. See some youtube videos.

What i usually do is the right cheeks top to down, left cheek repeat, Near moustache, chin top down with smaller strokes, neck, chin again bottom up and places if any are left out.

I think if you lose those faggoty thick rimmed glasses, and maybe shave your head, then you could pull it off.
Apart from onions beards, nu-males have a lot of clothing that accompanies said beard. No comic book shirts, no lumber shirts, no thick glasses, etc. I think it can be pulled off if you dress normally, and if you work out.

>>13478835
I've found that on younger men beards tend to be lame but no one would question a 50 year old man with a well groomed beard.

>>13483373
It's a certain sect of /pol/. Mainly contained in the President Trump Generals

>>13482470
im laughing my ass off over here. is this shooped? holy shit its like a snake unhinging its jaw

>>13484022
He's the world record holder of the widest someone can open their mouth.

>>13484022

>>13484032
You'd think the title holder would be a woman. I can't imagine being proud of that achievement as a man.

>>13482470
my god its so fucking creepy they all do this shit its almost like its part of being brainwashed

>>13483373
many on poll admit they are.. atleast most of em try to do something about it now theyr aware

>>13478835
No, lame faggots are lame, and always will be. Their haircuts and facial hair are basically irrelevant, unless you're telling me that pic related looks like a pathetic faggot because he's not clean-shaven.

>>13484061
at least youd have one

>>13484061
kek

these guys are lame with or without the beard.
The beard has nothing to do with it

>>13483381
this

>>13482504
The Godfather of /p/ee is a fucking onion

>>13482515
no its not
its just the face people default to when they want to look extra fun and spontaneous when someone asks them to take a random picture

>>13478835
S O Y

>>13483444
Checked. But I disagree, the more fascist /pol/ meetups are just as bad if not worse. /pol/'s hatred of nu-males seems to be pure projection

the trick is to keep growing it until it becomes weird, its like peacocking or any other manner of accoutrements that act as a surrogate personality except it turns everyone off

>>13483353
You look 40.