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13255073 No.13255073 [Reply] [Original]

How do I need to dress to get a girl like this?

>> No.13255078

Like a homeless guy

>> No.13255096

>>13255073
Like an addict.

>> No.13255132

>>13255073
you can easily get a guy that looks like that by just being gay

>> No.13255140

Find her off the street

>> No.13255143

>>13255073
thats a man

>> No.13255162

>>13255073
Like a numale libshit soycuck vegan estroman

>> No.13255171

>>13255073
but WHY would anyone want a girl like THAT?

>> No.13255246

wear an apron cause youll find her at the soup kitchen

>> No.13255430
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13255430

I can’t tell what response people expect in these threads but if you post on 4chan there’s a solid chance there’s a hell of a lot more than your fits at play when it comes to you not having a gf

>> No.13255434

>>13255073
Thats edward furlong during the 90s. the terminator 2 poster proves it

>> No.13255456

>>13255078
pretty much

>> No.13255661

>>13255073
I'm already bored of her.
>"Let's spend 90% of our time sitting around and feeling sorry for ourselves as we watch anime because deep down we want to be anime.

>> No.13255666

>>13255661
>deep down we want to be anime
It's not even deep down buddy.

>> No.13255674

>>13255666
SAD

>> No.13255731

>>13255674
dont talk to satan like that.

>> No.13255740

Reminder that Froggo has taken it up the ass.

>> No.13255745

>>13255740

Reminder that she’s rubbed a bit of Chad’s spit up there, spread her cheeks and gritted her teeth as Chad tears her bum apart.

>> No.13255749

>>13255740
DELET THIS
FROGGO IS PURE

>> No.13255776

>>13255749

She’s washed Chad’s cum out of her rectum, pal.

>> No.13255797

>>13255073
Just start doing heroin, she'll come find you.

>> No.13255803

>>13255797
Second

>> No.13255863

I met a girl from Tinder who has this exact look/vibe. She is really annoying and is insecure yet full of herself at the same time. I can't really see her anymore.

>> No.13255870

>>13255863
>She is really annoying and is insecure yet full of herself at the same time
kek sounds like you're describing me

>> No.13255926

>>13255661
seriously

>> No.13256041
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>>13255132
>>13255140
>>13255143
>>13255171
>>13255246
>>13255434
Tasteless plebs

>> No.13256046

>>13255073
CONTrary to what people might think, i think she’s the epitome of perfection.

>> No.13256201

>>13255863
wow almost as if cockiness is a defence mechanism against insecurity. almost.

>> No.13256213

SHIT IT IS A GIRL

https://akphoto1.ask.fm/a15/8d5fb/0914/46c2/ab74/b065449002bc/original/4251152.jpg

https://ask.fm/pytaniakotletow/best
dat slouch

>> No.13256296

>>13255073

Your pyjamas and downloading icq chat. Because there's no way she leaves her house and probably still uses a win98 computer.

>> No.13256297

>>13255073
the precious/10, would throw into the cracks of mount doom

>> No.13256309

>>13256213
What'up with the nonsensical answers?

>> No.13256328

dont bully the froge!

>> No.13256344

>>13255731
and that's when i realized, i already AM anime

>> No.13256857
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13256857

spoko girl

>> No.13256871

>>13255073
When you dress for women, you wear the cuckold's costume.

>> No.13256872

>>13255073
Imagine the smell

>> No.13256875
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13256875

>>13255078
basically this
>>13255096
fuck no, i hate addicts of all kinds
>>13255132
thats true
>>13255140
never in the streets cause i never leave my home if you want to live a dream i aint comin bitch i told u
>>13255143
i wish
>>13255171
i dont know either
>>13255434
THATS VERY TRUE!!!
>>13255661
im bored of me too
and i want to be anime so bad, i want to live in the free! iwatobi swim club universe cause im gay
>>13255740
.............i did worse things anon...........
...
>>13255745
i swear i never had sex with chad, i really dont like chads at all. im weak for troubled, shy, fucked up or agressive ones if you want to know
>>13255749
im not im so sorry
>>13255776
no never
>>13255797
i dont like opioids fuck off
>>13256041
RIGHT??
>>13256046
thats really sweet of you thank you so much
>>13256213
of course i am a girl, ive got titties and stuff
>>13256296
YES YES YES YES!!!! BUT NO WIN98, IM USING WINDOWS XP SINCE 2007
>>13256297
<3 i like it
>>13256328
im used to it anon!!! don worry

i love you all even if you hate me!!! i hate myself too!!! lets be fair!!! have a nice day everyone yes goodbye

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>>13255073
Based on the historical figure he/she kind of resembles, Hugo Boss, and look around attics.

>> No.13256887
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13256887

ALSO I LEAVE MY HOME SOMETIMES LOOK

>> No.13256901
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>>13255073
like this

>> No.13256908

>>13256887
> caly internetowy ruch osob genderless do ktorych chcialam pasowac z jakiegos (szczerego na szczescie) powodu - to wszystko wielki stek bzdur.
brawo żabe, niechęć do przyczepienia sobie peniza z resztek ciała to jeden z elementów stablilnosci psychicznej :3

>> No.13257001

>>13255073
Nobody can get froggo
Nobody deserves her

>> No.13257051
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13257051

>>13256875
You look much happier these days than year ago when you've showed up here.

That's good to see.

Also, your voice is completely different than what I did imagine. I thought of more masculine one. Adorable laugh tho.

>> No.13257132

i pick up girls like that all the time because I have a real job and wear suit, little bitch

>> No.13257142

>>13257051
Where did you listen to it? I cant find anything

>> No.13257151

>>13255073
You have to be a bartender or a musician (preferably both). Otherwise, just be black.

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>>13257142
You didn't look hard enough.
I don't know if she's okay with video being posted here, so if she won't paste the link herself I won't do this either.

>> No.13257439

>>13255073
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shitty dresser. I wouldn't even mind her shit style if she at least acted like she was trying. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and wear nothing but stained sweat pants and a worn out baggy t-shirt for 3 days in a row, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out to clothes shopping together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All her outfits have changed dramatically, and she just recently tried to pull off a crop-top. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

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>>13255073

>> No.13257474

>>13257439
>fat middle-aged autistic virgin domestically abuses his mentally ill wife
>brags about it like its an accomplishment on 4chan
lol pathetic

>> No.13257481

>>13257439
shitepasta and plebbit spacing 0/10

>> No.13257657

drug den inspo

>> No.13257696

>>13257439

anon beats up a girl

>> No.13257731

>>13257451
hila is a sweetheart too

>> No.13257754

>>13257696
once you actually spend enough time around women, you'll understand anon

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13257846

>>13256875
Froggo don't go, Froggo I want to be your friend. I want to take you thrifting or sit around taking turns reading out loud from our favorite books. Froggo I love you Froggo why can't you be real

>> No.13257868

>>13255073
Become a hipster or simply be at art shows

>> No.13257929

>>13257846
Sometimes I fantasize about living an imaginary scenario with an imaginary gf and wonder why can’t they be real.

>> No.13257944

>>13257439
I’m a nice guy and that’s why I will never be married. Or if I did, I will get cheated on.

>> No.13257969
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>>13256875
>fuck no, i hate addicts of all kinds
>never in the streets cause i never leave my home if you want to live a dream i aint comin bitch i told u
>i swear i never had sex with chad, i really dont like chads at all. im weak for troubled, shy, fucked up or agressive ones if you want to know
>i dont like opioids fuck off
>IM USING WINDOWS XP SINCE 2007
PLEASE BE MY GF PERFECT WAIFU

>> No.13258013

Is depression /fa/

>> No.13258079
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>>13255073
You probably have some luck at a university.

>> No.13258135

>>13257944
then be mean or pay for some pickup artistry classes, that's what I did and I've had sex with over 5 women in the last 4 years.

>> No.13258141

>>13256875
you're like clairo but autistic

damn i hate you

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>>13257969
okay anon!!!!!!!!! i only date black guys though

>> No.13259921

>>13255132
Ok, but what if I'm a straight girl? What should I do to get myself a lil fag like this?

>> No.13259931

>>13258901
Did he come in your ass?

>> No.13260076
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>>13259921
L O N D O N

>> No.13260107
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>>13260076
No, I literally meant the male version of an art hoe

>> No.13260115

>>13260107
L O N D O N x10

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13260269

picrel is me few years ago
>>13256901
JESUS CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS HE SO HANDSOME
>>13256908
omg dawno juz nikt mnie tak ladnie nie nazwal, dziekuje bardzo anonku
>>13257001
thats hella sad
>>13257051
i guess im happier now, but not too much tho. im trying to m a n a g e
yeah my voice is really cute and sweet and i didnt like it for years! thanks!
>>13257132
i hate men with jobs gtfo
>>13257151
eww i dont like alcohol
>>13257451
hila is just <3
>>13257846
i am very real anon but i just live in a shitty 3rd world country. i would be so happy to meet some of you, you know. its just impossible now.
>>13257868
i dont go to art shows. i dont go to any shows
>>13257969
okay we're married now, whats your name?
>>13258013
i guess so, im rocking depression since i was 13
>>13258079
im a neet, i dont go to university anon and i doubt i will
>>13258141
i fucking hate clairo man, it hurts
>>13258901
NOT ME!!! also ive never dated a black man before, we dont have them here <:)
>>13259931
rude...

>> No.13260419

>>13260269
>i am very real anon but i just live in a shitty 3rd world country. i would be so happy to meet some of you, you know. its just impossible now.
Ja już kiedys pisałem że w Poznaniu bym się chętnie zobaczył, bo jestem niepodróżujący obecnie a Trójmiasto daleko ;-; Ale jakis meetup pewnie by przeszedł.

>> No.13260438

>>13260269
>rocking depression since i was 13
Me too! We have so much in common. I'm 10 years in, you?

>> No.13260444

>>13260107
holy shit he looks so much like her that’s weird

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13260568

>>13256875
>>13256887
>>13260269
a cute, A CUTE!

do nihilistic sexually confused twinks have a chance with girls like you?

>> No.13260671

>tfw want a comfy neet life now
FUCK YOU