/fa/ - Fashion

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING OF THE WORLD.

A CANDIEDEMON SAW THE BOY, AND RECOGNIZED INGENUOUSNESS.

THE CANDIEDEMON WENT TO THE BOY, AND TOLD HIM: “HELLO, BOY. IF YOU WANT OTHERS TO LIKE YOU, AND THE WORLD TO BE YOURS, SUCK ON THIS.”

THE CANDIEDEMON GAVE THE BOY A LIT CIGARETTE, AND TOLD HIM: “YOU WILL BE FASHIONABLE, AND C00L, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS, AS LONG AS YOU SMOKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE PER DAY.”

FOR SUBSEQUENT DECADES, THE BOY SMOKED AT LEAST ONE CIGARETTE PER DAY, AND WHEN HE WAS AN OLD ADULT, HE FELL ILL: ROT HAD SPREAD THROUGH HIS VISCERA, HIS SKIN HAD SHRIVELED DUE TO EXSICCATION; AFTER MANY DAYS OF SUFFERING, THE FORMER BOY DIED; HIS FINAL WORDS WERE: “FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I AM BECOME FASHIONABLE, AND C00L…”

TO THIS POST IS ATTACHED AN IMAGE SHOWCASING THE PERFECT ATTIRE FOR SMOKING ON ANY OCCASION —ONLY FOR TRUE SMOKERS; IF YOU SMOKE WITHOUT WEARING THIS, YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE.

>>13071564
FUCK U FUCK U


CUNT FUC U BIBTCH

>>13071564
>>13071551
Even when I agree with your general point, you still manage to make it in the most retarded way imaginable. Never post again.

>>13071613
NO. FUCK YOU.

>>13071551
>>13071564

I'm fine with smoking 2-3 cigs per day or just one cig occasionally. Life isn't a competition where the oldest one wins and when you're 40 you look old and like shit nevertheless.

>>13072108
You only look like shit at 40 if youve always looked like shit.

the one and only

>>13072124
I'M SMOKIN CIGARETTES IN THE SHOWER
WHEN THEY GET WET I JUST LIGHT ANOTHER
FATAL

>>13072041
NO I'M DIRTY DAN

>>13072041
NO I'M DIRTY DAN