/fa/ - Fashion

just buy clothes for kids, you get to wear clothing that fits and 9 times out of 10 theyre cheaper

>>12120424
The thing is ok shirts I can buy them normal size because my torso is not dwarfed the problem are my limbs so I it's hard to buy log sleeves or jeans because of my waist compared to my legs.

>>12120432
thats fucked dude. do shorts work well as pants?

>>12120421
I always assumed dwarfs and little people had specific stores that tend to them, huh

>>12120435
Yeah it is a nightmare and no they look super baggy but one in a while I find some that fit just right like the ones I'm wearing in the pic.

>>12120441
Nope, not even online.

>>12120432
go to a tailor and have whatever you want made shorter etc

>>12120456
Yeah I've had like these two garments but it's so expensive.

>>12120460
It shouldn't be if you go to those laundromat/Chinese places. The one near me has 5 articles you can have tailored for $17. All you have to do is shorten the hem. If you want long sleeve shorts roll the sleeves a little.

>>12120460
go crust punk and wear nothing but those clothes

>>12120470
I try

>>12120460
Learn to alter basics yourself maybe, I don't think it's too hard once you get a hang of it (from what I've read/watched). Good sewing machines aren't that much either.

>>12120474
Yeah that's a good idea I just invest in a sewing machine

>>12120460
this is p sick b

>>12120473
is that really you 0.0

>>12120496
Yup, what kind of gif is that?

>>12120526
timestamp

>>12120526
youre actually well dressed m8, keep it up

>>12120529
Yeah thanks I try! The thing is that I have very few jeans ans dressing shirts but the ones I have are pretty good.

making the best of what you have mate nice job
try learning how to tailor your own stuff

>>12120421
I have a friend who's a dwarf and I always wondered where he bought his clothes. He mostly wears gym clothes, do you know why?

>>12120421
i don't want to be mean but you are a dwarf, which actually puts you bit higher than a manlet (because people at least won't pick on you because you were genetically cucked) but you are still in the same category as manlets - whatever you will wear you will still look funny/pathetic (depends who you will ask)

>Style for a Dwarf?
put on some more mass and dress like a dwarf

>>12120544
forgot image

>>12120537
Well for me personally is because they're easier to wear since we have bigger butts gym clothes usually fit more comfortably.

>>12120544
>>12120548
Woah wasn't expecting this :/ thanks

dress like a christmas elf for the entire year then dress normally at christmas time

>>12120453
I wonder if the tag from that pair of shorts (it's long gone of course) had any specific size description that you might be able to find going forward
like "small - short" or something like that
as opposed to "small - regular" or "small - long"

When will they learn

>>12120421
dress like this

>>12120421
French dwarf best dwarf

You're a dwarf dude, why would you care about fashion ? Any fit would be iconic just because you are wearing it

Why are dwaves always swole as fuck.

>>12120735
manlet gains

i gonna puke, dwarfs should be abort.

>>12120735
because dwarfism usually means they have smaller bones, meaning that they often have normal size dicks, iirc

Man, I'm not even kidding, grow a longass beard and shave your head - it's your time to shine.

Do you know how many hot chicks crave for Dwarven dick in nerdy cons? Bang some elf cosplayers for me senpai. Go now, son of Durin.

>>12120421
Full Rick

>>12120460
Gordon Ramsay?

>>12120421
I fucking love midgets. Can I adopt you? I imagine carrying you on my chest in one of those baby carriers when we hit the club.

>>12120554
Not the guy but it is 4chan. People are ruthless here :/

>>12120832
we were all dwarves at some point

>>12120892
This would be the worst thing about being a dwarf imo

Seeing the majesty of full rick and not being able to drape yourself in it

literally your only hope.

>>12120701
Like this one?
>>12120832
Yeah fuck my parents desu.
>>12120836
That's actually true
>>12120898
I get that a lot
>>12120921
I once did that for halloween with my friend Arnold who is a huge guy
>>12120955
Me at all points tho
>>12121000
I'm not getting this reference.

>>12120526

Damn, looks like you had it all to be a Chad, what a shame. Best of luck m8.

>>12121114
are you still a virgin? tell us about your sex life

>>12121114
>I'm not getting this reference.
Rick Owens, a designer that's memed here a lot

>>12121114
>tfw the dwarf is more /fa/ than you

>>12121245
He's probably like torbjorn, he probably cums deep inside several women several times per second.

Have you tried those joggers that go just below the knee on taller people? I feel like those would fit nicely

>>12120548
So...
desert boots and A-line dress?

>>12121260
>torbjorn
who the fuck is that guy?

>>12121245
Lol well actually I get laid a good amount by girls and guys, Idk is it's a dwarf fetish but if it's getting me laid I don't really care I'm not really looking for a meaningful relationship atm.
>>12121176
Nah I actually am nice.
>>12121246
ooohh
>>12121247
Thank you?
>>12121264
No I have not I should look them up!

>>12121264
Woah thanks these might actually work!

>>12121313
>>12121313
>Lol well actually I get laid a good amount by girls and guys
you meet them online or at the parties?

dwarfanon please grow a big viking beard
p.s you are the most /fa/ person on this entire board

>>12121333
Well both, clubs, bars, the occasional casual party

>>12121338
I can't really grow a beard

>>12121323
try this

>>12121340
sorry for that type of question but i really wonder do they hit on you first or vice versa?

also you look like Peter Dinklage cool af kind of dwarf

>>12121395
fuck, Dinklage's face is just so fucking handsome

>>12121395
Both if I like someone I hit on them or let my friends do it for me, or the come to me.
>>12121395
Yup I would fuk dat

>>12121313
>Lol well actually I get laid a good amount by girls
>a fucking dwarf
fuck my life desu lads

>>12121395
Yeah Peter Dinklage is an alpha dwarf

>>12120441
Yeah they do... DrafMart

>>12121499
lol

you are better dressed than almost every pic I've seen in WAYWT

fuck

>>12121592
>WAYWT
I had to google that... Thanks!
>>12121487
I would be his beta

>>12121752
Hey man you seem like a cool person keep doing you buddy :) sorry I can't help with style, I'm still learning myself.

>>12120473
I would make fun of you but your killing it. Great /fa/ and your getting laid more then normal sized folks. Have you ever motorboated some chicks? Like in that pic?

>>12121864
There's this girl that always wants to have sex with me yeah I once did that with here. no pics of it tho.

>>12121082
literally A New Hope

>>12120421
Dude you were born to wear cafe racer moto jackets.

>>12121977
>cafe racer moto jackets.
Thank You :D

>>12121830
Thank you anyways

>>12120421
I thought the term was little person?

>>12122183
dwarf is the medical term

>>12121883
delet

>>12122183
I hate that term

>>12121883
you must be charismatic as fuck

>>12122377
I mean I have to be, I can't be an asshole dwarf

while youre out there LIFTING this DWARF is eating PIZZA and still has a hot GF

what are you doing with your life???

>Platemail
>mithril
>a thick woolen cloak
>oxhorn of firemead
>either an axe or a hammer
>bead oil

>>12120421
Ok honest question bro I don't know any dwarfs but would you appreciate it when people move their posture towards the same level as you when talking or not? I don't know if this is a retarded question but I don't offend anyone but just don't know how to handle ffs

>>12122573
I mean it can be annoying but like I understand that you want to be at the same level when talking I'm really tolerant but there might be other dwarf that might get mad so try not to do it.

Honestly from the pictures you've posted you're the best looking and best dressed dwarf I've ever seen. It's not even that basic.

This has been a nice thread :3
Thank you, Dwarfbro

>>12122672
is your jacket custom made?

sick fits desu senpai

>>12122837
Yeah actually this girl I was dating at the time gave it to me :D

you're cool as fuck, op, congratz!

You look like a cool dude anon c:

>>12123085
>>12123009
Thank you!

>>12121395
>evian bottle
you just KNOW

>>12123099
know what?

You're a genetic mistake OP!

>>12123345
>goes on /fa/
>thinks he isnt a genetic mistake

baka

Is your dick normal size? Asking for a friend

>>12120453
im laughing out loud lmfuckingao

no dwarf jokes? no midget banter? wtf happened fa y'all niggers are soft as fuck

i second the tailor thing. you should get one that does it for cheaper, find a nice asian woman. maybe you can get a bulk discount? i've had trousers adjusted for like 10$.

>>12123405
i was actually so proud of this board, it was too real to meme on

>>12123396
Yup I've had no complaints

>>12123405
Where do I find these nice Asian women?

>>12123421
are you more into guys or girls? you are cute lol

>>12123405
dwarf dude is probably the coolest person on this board
plus we're all balding manlets anyway so yknow, pot meet kettle

>>12120460
>thiccc

>>12121883
fuck this thread

>>12123432
Awe you're sweet I like different aspects of it for me personally I love the romance with a woman and with a guy it's like having your best friend that you occasionally fuck.And the sex is so different between the sexes I like it for different reasons.
>>12123433
Thank you I was honestly expecting so much more trolling but some of you are cool

>>12123448
Yeah got those dwarf genetics

>>12123459
Trolling

more like

DWARFING

HOME RUN CHIPPERSON

DOUBLE GUNS COCK SUCKAAA

>>12121977
>google
my fucking dick

>>12123477

>>12120473
>>12121883
holy fuck you fucking king
if i was born a dwarf i can guarantee you i wouldnt have handled life as well as you, barely do now

dwarf /fa/ poster > tyrion >gimli

you should be in hollywood

>>12120453
>Nope, not even online.
oi, sounds like there's a gap in the market here m8

>>12123500
Someone wants to invest?

>>12120421
homie I thought you were dead

>>12120842
This

>>12123509
i'm just wondering if it's viable for a start-up. there are big and tall stores but no small people stores, which i've also had trouble with

Tips from me, 21, 186 CM
Genetics do wonders though, it's still in important part of what you will be 1-10
>Gets complimented that I look good always
>All tops, shirts, jackets, anything you thift it, you need to find the things that no one would use but when you put it on you know it looks good
>You need to like it from first site, never something overthought, ask a girl who knows about style (as simple as a text with a pic in the changing room, if it looks good in the pic, that's what matters)
>You can thrift pants but I the only way I found a high crop jeans, was thrifting, and you fix them with a tailor (it's a very simple job, any will do)
It's important to know what fits and what doesn't, if it looks to big, it probably is, if your not sure ask one of the girls there ;)
>Shoes should always accompany their style (Stan Smith with a neat pair of trousers) black jeans with any shoe idk who gives a shit
>Rings are always cool
>Necklaces no (debatable but mostly no)
>Haircut: whatever your skull looks good with, it's not even retard science

>>12123535
you look like you grew up in a trailer park

>>12123522
Maybe I am dead O_o

>>12123535
you look like you sound like Boomhauer

>>12121271
overwatch

>>12123535
Uh, fuck off narcissist? White trash? Hello?

>>12123545
Yet I did for 2 years, but does that matter? I've lived in 5 cities, I now live in Santiago, Chile, but I was born in Miami

>>12123556
Hah, I think you guys are mistaking me, I have a normal Floridian accent, when you have long hair it looks bad if you don't put it behind

if I was born a dwarf I'd legit just go full Gimli

>>12123573
you look like your favorite beer is natty ice

>>12123610
I don't drink alcohol now, never liked beer

>>12123535
>hat
>disproportionate face
>everything
Lafin at you m8

>>12121313
>girls and guys
>and guys

>>12121883
>tfw a dwarf has more success with girls than you at 6'0

>>12123547
do you get drunk faster than most people?

>>12123659
Course he does, BAC is determined by weight first and then mildly by gender.

>>12120473
>>12122672
>>12121114
Boots are solid, but you gotta up your shoe game.

>>12123629
you look like you've had sexual thoughts about a blood relative

>>12121883
Op you look so much better than other dwarfs

love this thread
keep it up op good vibes bro

>>12123535
What the fuck is wrong with yohr face

Into the trash it goes

>>12123547
I wish I knew you, you wonderful stylish man

>not growing a badass beard, getting swole and dressing in full mithril
bro do you even smith

>>12124411

>>12123659
I actually can!

>>12123756
I've considered it, you're right I should

>>12123854
Thanks I guess... I've seen other hotter dwarfs tho.

>>12120693
more great dwarf inspo

Are you so far from the norm that you no longer even care about normal standards of dress and behavior or do you try to fit to normal standards from a shorter point of view?
It looks like more of the latter from here.

I'm basically Slenderman, 6'11 and lanky, so I go through this in my head a lot.


Clothes wise, I'd recommend horizontal striping at the shoulders. Vertical striping would be comical, but swole shoulders is always good on a man.

>>12120554
>makes thread about dwarf clothes
>on 4chan
>gets mad when people jokingly post
>literal dwarf clothes

Stay mad keep getting used to pullibg sympathy you'll be able to do it for the rest of your life.

Way to blow a thread, OP :/

>>12124881

BASED DWARF OF /fa/

Are you new to /fa/? Never seen you on here before

>>12124881
le concern trolls coming out

Sometimes people forget how different /fa/ is from other boards.

>>12123656
thissss

>>12120460
Wow. You look so good in those.

>>12123547
Greetings straight out of sennestadt
Wir lurken mit :^)

Check out Ian Connor mate he's a dwarf too

>>12121114
>I once did that for halloween with my friend Arnold who is a huge guy
can you provide some pics?

>>12120421
>>12120842
This.

Dress with chainmail.

>>12124867
So you're saying that since I'm a freak i must act like a freak? nah I'm pretty normal guy with dwarfism,
>>12125233
Yup new
>>12125497
Thanks my ass looks huge tho..

>>12126522
ever slept with another dwarf?

>>12120842
kek, fucking this

grow a beard you magnificent bastard. manly as fuck.

>>12121082
Kek

>>12123535
is this typical burgerland poster

This was a fun thread. You dress pretty well, just keep doing what you are doing man. Sucks there arent any stores for your condition, but thats life. You should invest in filling that gap since its an obvious problem you deal with and should know how to fix it.

>>12120668
kek
Only got here to check if this was already posted xD
Keep up the good work, anon.

>>12121883
My dude your fits are better than 90% of the people on this board. You've got enough confidence to rock them and you're not a kissless virgin like like most of the cucks who post. Confidence and tailoring are the majority of what someone you look good and you've got both down pretty well. Keep it up!

>>12123573
Lmao no one fucking asked

You're kinda fucked but seeing you handling it very well makes it look not so fucked

Dwarf core > rick core

>>12126974
Actually I have not! This might sound fucked but I don't find them attractive.
>>12126976
If only I could
>>12127057
Thank you and yeah I just look that up
>>12127450
Awe thanksss
>>12127542
We are all fucked

Posting in a historical thread.

Keep it up Dwarfanon <3

>>12120460
You look fucking badass dude.

>>12121883
You're killing it dude

>>12121948
>>12121082
These comments are underrated.

How big is your penor?

Show us that dwarf cock

>>12120526
literally looks better than 80% of /fa/

Chinese tailor can probably make anything you buy look decent (in a hey it fits way) pretty cheap. He'll even a real tailor might not be that hard on the wal let

>dwarfs are having sex
>I have never kissed a girl

>>12127996
>99%
ftfy

his style is shit guys wtf

i mean its not bad but it is pretty tacky looking

>>12128783
Well that's why I asked for advice

>>12121395
why do even the rich british celebrities not whiten their teeth?

>>12129596
Because they want to keep them when they're old

>>12129613
crest white strips will make your teeth fall out?

anyone confirm this?

>>12128783
this

stop jerkin off to this guy

LANKLETS ETERNALLY BTFO

>>12129671
I just realized I'm into midget porn

I think I speak for the entire thread when I say you should show us your dwarf cock

>>12123645
>>12123976
he has a low brow and prominent cheekbones you mouthbreathing cocksuckers. stop talking like you know anything when you don't.

Keep living life, Dwarfbrah. You're doing better than most other guys who aren't small.

dwarf guy you should buy xs yohji suits and get them tailored to your size
alternatively, just buy babby gucci or whatever

>>12129650
They damage your enamel