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I'm about to start scoring gigs and I need a stage name. What are some effay names to name myself? I'm thinking something along the lines of a famous celebrity's name or the name of an 80s NBA star

>> No.11768742

how are you scoring gigs if you dont even have a stage name

>> No.11768746

Try the wutang name generator

I got intelectual overlord, its eh. Already have a decent name tho

>> No.11768807

Dude McManbro
Chaz Übercuck
Marty "Don't call me "McFly""McFly
Dick Lick
Rod Taker
Ash Pounder

>> No.11768867

>>11768742
I'm exaggerating. I only have 1. It's my first. For now I'm using my actual name, but that one is extremely enteric and boring

>> No.11768910

Hugh Mungus
Mike oxlong
Ben Dover
Clint Toris
Anita Bath
Wilma Dickfit

>> No.11768972

Yamabushi Niggers
KungFuckers
Insallah!
Justin Beaver
Kindergarden of the Dead
Calamari Lollipops
Skyscrapers Made of Flesh
John Doe and The Buttfuckers

>> No.11768976

>>11768733
Whatever you do don't be one of those hacks who call themselves a pun on a real celebrity's name.

Like Ill Murray, Hoodie Allen, that kind of shit. It's advertising that you're an unoriginal idiot.

>> No.11768989

>>11768972
Some of these are kinda good

>> No.11768993

>>11768976
I would never. Those names are quite corny

>> No.11769017

Silly (your first name)

>> No.11769022

>>11768733
Harambe
Preschool Prostitute

>> No.11769023

Effay

>> No.11769027

>>11768910
here ya go op Wilma Dickfit is the correct answer

>> No.11769053

>>11768976
Yeah, they're literally the worst.

I guess Com Truise is the only one who's of only any real merit, but even then, it's mainly because he's a good musician; it's not a great name.

>> No.11769057

>>11768733
Damn Oxton

>> No.11769062

horsedick.mpeg

>> No.11769072

Masha Babko

>> No.11769082

>>11768910
This guy just sexually harrased me.

>> No.11769098

MC Shouldagotten Arealjob

>> No.11769112

Cop Or Not?
Sicc Fit
Hitler Youth
Full Rick
Dad Core

>> No.11769113

>>11768733
Danny Sexbang

>> No.11769134

>>11768976
Com Truise is pretty good, desu

>> No.11769163
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11769163

>>11768733
Trill Clinton
Phony Soprano
Big Wayne
Triceracocks
Bruce Jenner

>> No.11769168

Big McLargeHuge

>> No.11769439

Belisar

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11769500

I'm a dj and I have the same problem

Here are the names I'm considering pls r8

John Gibson (my real name)
Achilles
Archdiocese
marmota monax
chartreux

Also non serious ones:
From Russia with bud
Codeine Bryant
Sammy Toasta

>> No.11769512
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11769512

Mox Fulder

>> No.11769872

>>11769500
Just not archdiocese

>> No.11769910

>>11769500
the latin shit is lame
go for Achilles or Icarus

>> No.11770377

Bobby glober and the mad rads

>> No.11770819

DJ SS+GOMAD

>> No.11771184

Flicc Flasho

>> No.11771202

I've got some you should really pay me tho

Window Seat
Postmortem Rawdog
Tones
background talking
>>11769500

>> No.11771223

>>11771202
I actually like Window seat and Tones

>> No.11771297

Alex English

>> No.11771432

>>11768910
ANITA BATH AHAHAHA

>> No.11772200

>>11769500
Codeine Bryant is hella dope nigga

>> No.11772419

>>11768733
Tenac

>> No.11772490

Magic the Johnson
Clyde Sexler
Charles Snarkley
Cream Abdul Jabbar
Larry the Bird
Big Robert Perish

>> No.11772603

>>11769500
You just reminded me why I dont come here anymore

>> No.11772621

>>11772603
you remind your father about why he drinks

>> No.11772624

>>11768972
>>11768989
calamari lollipops is p dope desu