/fa/ - Fashion

>>11000782

Already got mine family

>>11000782
I've had one for my entire life, waiting for this moment.

>>11000860
Same.

>>11000782
Los Angeles here, everyone and their dikey mother has one already.

>>11000860
>>11000864
Post your military cuts

Pic related, trimmed the sides earlier today.

Military cuts actually kills any style

>>11000896
not really t b h

if your hair touches your ears im gonna need to see a 341 buddy

>>11000913
hes wearing military style . . . s m h

>>11000880
lol

>>11000880
you have to actually be in the military or at least not pudgy to do military cuts bud

>>11001596
Kek

Why do short cuts / buzz cuts look sort of patchy when you're growing them out? I hate that awkward stage

buzz cuts are lame. i got tired of them real quick

>>11001596
Pretty sure im not pudgy, im just not one of you faggot ass twig andro guys

I went to military school so kys

>>11001929
you look kind of chubby m8

there is a middle between that and being what you called people here. but i suppose you getting this defensive already says a lot

>>11001931
So we can tell body types by my face, gotcha. All I wanted was to see peoples military cuts and not have some twinks trying to be assholes for no reason

>>11001943
>not have twinks trying to be assholes for no reason

>>11001943
Don't start comfort eating fat boi

>>11001948
>wanting to have a physically weak body not capable of defending yourself let alone a qt grill

>>11001955
How would you defend a girl, chubs? Sit on the attacker?

Can't wait. I'm a fucking slav and every fucking kid had this cut when I was growing up.

People don't realize how ugly and unflattering buzzcuts look on most men. You better pray you have a decent head shape and strong jaw.

>>11001972
How would you, mr skeltal?
One punch and your entire body would be fucking shattered. You still havent posted your own face, either. You are so triggered by me, what, did some guy bigger than you call your fit gay or take your lunch money?

>>11001981
>a strong jaw

Nope. You better pray to have a normal / average jaw.
Buzzcuts ACCENTUATE your jaw. I know from experience since I have a "strong jaw" and a buzzcut made it look fucking cartoonish.

I'm rather partial to them, plus they're really easy to maintain

My hair was all the way down my back and looked dreadful

>>11001929
big words for a child

>>11002002
>big words for a child
Read: I cant think of anything to come back at him with because hes right

Still waiting on your face pic my man

>>11000782
How do I make sure my hair looks like this
>>11000880
and not this

Just got one. Made me look fat(ter). Well, one more reason to work on that.

>>11002015

OP's pic has three different lengths close to each other whereas the other guy only has two and the difference is too big.

>>11001929
>I went to military school so kys

>>11000880
Lmao please be b8

>>11000782
Luca Fersko was first to open this trend.

>>11000782

this guy is perfect, fuck

>>11002092
yes im sure he's the first person ever to get a buzzcut

fucking idiot

>>11001929
>I went to military school so kys

>>11002092
haha no he wasn't.

>>11001972
Leave him alone he's got enough on his plate

>>11001929
navy seals meme guy over here

>>11001929
>I went to military school so kys

Sorry what possessed you to think you could say this and not get ridiculed

i'm a slav, don't fucking buzz your hair unless you absolutely know what you're doing

what i think i look like
>>11000782
what i actually look like
>>11000880

>>11000782

>it's not a thing already
seriously, why is America so far behind again

>>11002000
looking good, it fits you

How come these look fine >>11000782 >>11002000 but this >>11000880 looks ridiculous?

>>11003063
the face shape and hes fat

>>11003063
>>11003091
PLUS HE'S FUCKING 12

>>11003063
More fat in face, fade is terrible/nonexistant, cut is also super high. He tried for a more military cut but is too chubby/boyish to pull it off.

Google both "Crew Cut" and "High and Tight"

>>11000880
What number on top?

>>11002000
What numbers do you shout at your barber?

>>11002000
yugo right?

>>11003102
That might be it, he looks young and not in a flattering way

>>11003106
Just a number two on the sides and trimmed on top to keep it neat but long enough for some play

>>11003128
No I'm English

>>11001929
haha you fucking pasty faggot i'd fucking push your skull in

you look like shit

>>11003161
Be nice, he's only little

I have to get these, or i'll get chewed out by 1sgt on Monday.

>>11003608
y the fuck would a first shirt yell at you

>>11000880
you look like a lesbian. what's your stats?

>>11001943
triggered
go eat your feels away dike

Has /pol/'s sentiment been seeping over into /fa/ lately? I've been noticing more and more threads like that.

>>11003967
No, military cuts have been popular for years now. OP is just stupid and doesn't realize it just means an undercut.

>>11001983
>fatty defending being fat by saying it's for self defense

>>11002000
Hey can you take some pics I can show my barber?

You look good as fuck dude

>>11000880
nigga you got me dying over here

>>11004189
I'm afraid that was probably the clearest picture I took, I'm just about to get a haircut now so it's not as neat.

When this haircut works:
Square face, wide jaw, high cheekbones, straight roman nose, thick eyebrows hooded eyes

When this haircut doesn't work:
Round face, weak chin and jaw, full cheeks, large eyes thin eyebrows, upturned nose, small nose.

It looks better on people with thinner lips, but this one is a tossup.


Basically, if you have a mannish or androgynous face, especially if you are a girl, this looks incredibly hot on you.

If you have feminine features and a very soft face, you will probably look like a giant pudgy baby.


This haircut EXPOSES any weaknesses in your facial structure, it forces the viewer to look directly at the contours and lines of your face since hair is no longer framing or breaking up the shapes. If you are ugly but have masculine hard features, this makes you look rugged and sexier. I have seen otherwise manly women pull this off and it's incredibly hot, because all women have naturally soft eyes, the contrast between rough lines and soft eyes makes my dick hard in a /fa/ way.

>>11004283
thank you for your service.

>>11004683
This haircut works if

1. You are not fat
2. You are not overweight
3. You are skinny or fit
4. You are not obese

>>11000782
Fuck that, I'm growing my hair out.

>>11004683
I feel like my face isn't ugly, but the shape of my head is so I have my hair longer. Big fan of the hair style though.

>>11004683
I understand what you're trying to say, but imo short hair, especially buzz and military cuts, never make women look better when compared to long hair.

>>11000913
this looks retarded

>>11000782
Since I recently started using Minoxidil, my hair has started to shed. Today I decided to cut my hair in that kind of style.

>>11004859

>>11004859
>>11004865
you look good
whats up with your bite though?

Do you guys think I'd look alright with a buzzcut? I'm bored of my current hair and I'm seriously considering it.

Already posted in the other thread but I thought I'd try here too.

>>11004935
post profile shot and closer picture of skin

>>11004912
Thanks. I am not too sure if it's caused by wisdom teeth or age. It may have started to change once my wisdom teeth came in and they are fully grown at this point. Unfortunately, my top and bottom teeth no longer align as they did when I was younger.

>>11004946
doesn't matter, you look good anyways, good jawline is necessary when pulling off a cut like yours. I would keep that look.

>>11001929
>military school
So you were some sort of fuckup then.

>>11000913
Everything looks cool but the part of the pants that makes it look like he has a full diaper

>>11004859
>>11004865

Looks good man, you're lucky you've got a solid jaw and head shape. Even if you wound up completely losing all your hair you could still pull it off easily.

>>11004943
Skin isn't great, I have some acne.

>>11004283
you look like a more badass hedi slimane

>>11004865
>>11004859
nice

>>11000782
what do you think the lengths are in this picture?

>>11000880
yikes!

What is the consensus on tapered vs. non-tapered buzz cuts? Should there always be different lengths involved such as in OP's picture, or is it fine to have uniform length throughout?

>>11004935
unlucky receding hairline. you will probably look like a balloon head desu. It all depends on your barber recognizing this and leaving you enough volume in the fringe so that it's not as obvious as your current sideways part makes it.

Hard to really pull off short cuts with a fivehead.

>>11000782
would this shape be good for a buzz?

Anybody have the mm for ops length?

>>11005247
Depends what look you're after

>>11005806
Go visit the ophthalmologist

All the normies have already invested too much time and effort into growing out their hair. I doubt they will give that up.

Idk

>>11006293
take out those cringy earrings you faggot

Just showered and not styled yet but it was a medium skin fade Thursday

>>11005806
man, your eyes look fucked up

>>11004683
>When you can get get laid
>Square face, wide jaw, high cheekbones, straight roman nose, thick eyebrows hooded eyes
>When you should better kill yourself any time soon
>Round face, weak chin and jaw, full cheeks, large eyes thin eyebrows, upturned nose, small nose.

also works this way

>>11005003
i think it would suit you, and don't be so fucking insecure about your skin man it looks gr8

>>11006881
Alright cool, thanks and thanks

>deliberetly loooking like a boot
o i am lauffin

Wish I wasn't in the military so I wouldn't have to get this gay ass haircut desu.

>>11000782
>have great hair
>shave it all off

fuck, im thinking about it, people think im homeless.

>>11008978
do it and then post the result, you would look so good.

>>11008987
sarcasm? lol
i don't trust you guys.

>>11008978

Should I shave it?

>>11009007
Zack Hill?

>>11008978
Probably because you haven't shaved.

You can get away with a lot of casual styles if you shave.

>>11009044
filenames exist

>>11000880

I don't even care if I look like shit to be honest, life simply doesn't get comfier than this.

>>11010217
H3h3? How's Hilda?

>>11000782
Neat, I had long/mid hair when in the emo phase, then got hitler youth and transitioned to buzzcut 2 this past months
comfy as fuck but I miss my hair sometimes, pulling prep with a buzzcut feels weird and some outfits seem they'd look better with more hair but at least I can wear sweatpants and tracksuits because i'll look slav mode


Not sure if I should keep the buzzcut or grow

>>11000782
been rocking it for the last 4 weeks

>>11010236
overrated post

>>11010217
you look great :)

>>11001983
Cant hit something that moves faster than you lol

>>11001983
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Can a military cut work if your nose is kind of hooked?

oh god i want to do a buzzcutt so bad but i look like shit with short hair

>>11010747
Sure

>>11010747
yes but it will accentuate it. depends how much you care about it.

loving the buzz guys. it just works and u can do it at home urself

should I buzz, family?

>>11006293

arent you married? the fuck you still doin here

>>11005003
your skin looks fine d00d

>>11000880
bad grades? this looks like some kind of punishment haircut

>>11005806
Nah bruh, your hair looks pretty good as it is, I think. Plus your face is super round so it'd just accentuate that. Mine's the same way so I can't pull off buzz cuts.

Apologies for the edgelord intagram filtering, but this was the buzz I tried last summer. #3 on top tapered to #2 on the sides. Facial hair of some kind is a must for this look, I think.

Because its wayy too hard to say i want a high n tight or a skin fade.

>>11010217
what # is that?

>>11012593
#2 guard, 1/4 inches

>>11002920
THIS

>>11004283
this looks handsome as hell

hahahah this thread is hilarious

is this satire

>>11011048
lmao

>>11006707
q tay

>>11006721
>When you can get laid:

When you realize that facial traits only work in conjunction with each other and can look like a hot mess or perfection regardless of whether there are certain "ugly" traits mixed in

>When you better kill yourself anytime soon:

don't die sweaty :] life is werth it

>>11009032
shave the fat chubster

>>11010236
>>11011048
>>11011474
kek'd at all of these love you

>>11000782
lol ur late to the party man. It's been up and coming for a bit now

>>11005003
yeah your skin's pretty good, a little red maybe. you have a good profile to suit pretty much any hair

>>11010236
his eyebrows are even moving in a still jpeg

>>11011432
while you're at it buzz the fucking David Brent beard mate

>>11011048
wtf from the thumbnail didnt even know u were naked

>>11011048
lmao

Are these types of cuts good or bad for those who are balding?

>>11013197
Thank you so much

Gosh I'd never posted myself online before but this was one hell of a boost

wud look good on me?

>>11002015
The real difference is in photography and attractiveness. The cut itself should be with 3 lengths as >>11002024 pointed out.

>>11004283
ID that jacket?

>>11015744

>>11016507
hothothothothot

keep the hair please.

>>11016507
hair is gross, buzz

Buzz ?

>>11000782
ITT: bunch of pussies who dream of being hard.

>>11016982
Yeah I guess unless you fight professionally you shouldn't have a certain style of haircut

You tit

>>11016937
you'll look like an underaged crackjunk à la steve-o/leto in fight club, don't

jk it would look ok but I'd prefer the messy hairdo

>>11005003
Dang ur hot

>tfw long, flowing, voluminous hair

I laugh internally every time I see some tryhard faggot with his retard bun/hitlerjugend/sidecut/slick/buzz haircut that he puts tons of chemicals in

>>11017335
>Yes doesn't post an image

>>11017337
do you think this is fucking /soc/ nigger?

>>11011670
you look like a microphone

>>11001929
>I went to military school so kys
>My parents couldn't control me so they sent me away to hell

>>11016937
holy shit what a cutie

>>11000782
Buzzcut will never be popular. Got one and when I went to my university everybody asked me why I have skinhead haircut. Still have one though, getting dem lefties mad is fun af. And I can't do much with my hair anyway, so buzzcut is only option left for me.

>>11000880
>>11003956

Top fucking kek. He really looks like some weird german lesbian who's into watersports.

>>11017340
No, you're talking about how good your hair is without posting a picture. Therefore you're scared and you're a liar.

>>11001596
>at least not pudgy
I've been tempted to get a buzzcut for a few months now, but I'll end up looking like private pyle.
If I'd spent those months not being a lazy fuck, I could probably be rocking one right now.

>>11000913
Is he hiding poop? I'd never date a guy stupid enough to wear that.

>>11011432
Hell no you look cute.

>>11017335
chemicals in a buzz cut?

>>11010217
Hi Julian

>>11010217
how do I ask for this haircut?

>>11000880
this motherfucker takes me back to highschool when everyone had to deal with the jrotc hardass kids thinking they were hot shit

last thing i heard like 3 of them were killed overseas trying to be heros lmao

>>11002015

Pay more desu

>>11019744
You're fucking right he looks like every ROTC kid ever

>>11019753
only thing he's missing is a pair of these

>>11008978
seriously, do it. You look like you have pretty good head proportions and your jaw is definitely the right shape. it would look better than the current cut desu imo fampai

>>11000782
2013
>military haircuts is going to be the thing this year
2014
>military haircuts is going to be the thing this year
2015
>military haircuts is going to be the thing this year
2016
>military haircuts is going to be the thing this year

>>11016507
did it lads

>>11020061
looks good man

>>11020061
Wtf, you made the EXACT same face in both pics. Can you take another pic with your eyes fully open?

>>11008978
you'd look good

>>11011670
hair at the sides should be shorter, it's poking out a lot

>>11020061
looking handsome as fuck my dude, but i did love your previous hair too

>>11020061
What did you ask barber for?

>>11000913
balmeme should hire me t b h

>>11020131
showed him op's pic. told him to try and keep the fade lower and not as high and tight like that other dude at the top. also told him to razor the front so it's not straight

>>11008978

Klokov?

>>11001983
bazinga

>>11000782
i've had the half/one buzz fade for ten years. many delawareans do...moved to socal, everyone has that faggotty buzzed sides, long surfer wave on top. i grew it in 6 months, pulled mad girls on tinder, then buzzed it again, and now girls be like nah senpai. pic related: that lame california look everyone has

I think it came out alright, still prefer it a little longer on top, but relatively short and clean is definitely the way to go.

>tfw bald

O-our time will come one day, r-right?

>>11000782
Looks best with sunken features. Chubbies need not apply.

>>11020301

I had a similar style going on for a while, but it wasn't nearly as long in that pic.

My hair grows VERY slowly, and I want to try out longer hairstyles, but my facial aesthetics makes me look like a bit weird with anything other than shorter styles.

>>11021087
you look like a tweaker

>>11021087
chav

>>11004189
>>11004283
lmfao literally go to your barber and be like 'i dont really have anything specifically in mind, do you have like a mens regular? like short on the sides a little longer on the top" and they will say how short you want senpai, and you say "i dont know like a 2 on the sides maybe, about twice that on the top. can you cut some and let me look at it and ill let you know if you should go a little shorter" and he'll say, gotchufam, and then he does his thing and then you look at it and then you tell him if its short enough and then you pay and then you tip him like 25% and then tell him to have a good day and say thanks and leave. and then he tells his barber buddies about you and they all laugh at you for being autistic.
source: my regular barber was closed so i went to a new guy and did this. wish i hadnt faded and instead got a disconnect but i deferred to his professional opinion, which is my bad. when i go to my regular guy for maintenance ill see about getting rid of the fade.

wtf should i do with my hair?

>>11021885
this is how it is now dunno wtf to do with this shit should i just keep it long or get a fade on the sides and go for a mohawk?

>>11021893
forgot pic lol

hey guys so i just cut the sides of my hair but i'm worried people are gonna laugh about it.... is this ok? can someone help me i'm not sure how to fix it....

>>11021885
Rid of neckbeard and do some 90s Leonardo di caprio sjit

>>11021931
its calm imo

>>11021885
>>11021898

Start by shaving off that awful Saudi beard first. You look like an ISIS convert lmao

>>11021592
Thanks senpai. I agree it's too short, let the top go

>>11021931
I think it looks really cool man, dont worry about it.

Hello :-DD

military cuts have been a thing for a good amount of time now welcome to the club family

all haircuts are memes

>>11021959
>>11023183
You guys are so supportive thanks

>>11011048
holy kek

Will this cut look OK with my face? I doubd it, I have too big nose for this, I think. Your opinions?

>>11025218
Your nose seems fine to me. You could use a new hairstyle though.

>>11025266
Oh, by "this" I meant the one mentioned in OP post.

>>11009003
>>11008978
Not sarcasm

Give it a go. Anything is better than what you've got

>>11011432
Yes.

Remove beard entirely or grow a proper full beard and maintain it without looking overly groomed at a Clippered length.

Get rid of that haircut

>>11021099
Testosterone is a bitch.

Your day will come when you're like 50 and you own your baldness and just shave it short. You'll get a nice car and nice clothes, you'll become an honourable man because your baldness will drive you towards a path of self improvement and success. Money will come your way through career advances and you'll keep yourself fit, but at some point it won't matter. You'll let yourself go and be happy in your comfy as fuck dad bod. No longer obsessed with your image, your air of confidence and success will attract a 7/10 23year old sloot with a legitimate attraction to older men because her dad wasn't in her life and she's been seeking validation ever since. People will say you're her sugar daddy but really, she will love you and you her. You'll spend the next thirty years raising children together, she'll keep her figure and in your eyes, look as beautiful as she did the first day you say her. You'll grow old, the children will have grown up right. You taught them good morals and your genes passed on and they were healthy and had full heads of hair. Your wife will be by your side until you're ready to pass on. She will be devastated and live a fraction of the life you lead together, always in her memories. Everyone will remember you as an awesome father and doting husband, thankful for everything you got.

>>11021898
jesus christ man

>>11008978
If you're worried about looking homeless you might consider that buzzcut will make you look like a neonazi who watched too much UFC and wants to start fights because of it.

Is it hard to do this cut at home?

>>11027593
No.

>>11027604
Any guide? Or is the entire hair the same lenght?

Just did it, realised I should have left the gap where my hair recedes slightly revealing the extent of a monstrous widows peak.

>>11027614
Well if you look good you will look good with all hair the same length, if you want what's in the OP you cut the sides a little more which is still really easy. Everything after those things is little harder but basically useless.

>>11027686
Post pics

>>11021087
you look like spud from trainspotting

>>11005003
>>11004935
Yes you have the face for a buzzcut. It will make you look more like a man. Also post results

>>11028804
This, do it.

>>11000880
Underageb&

>>11021898
Lose the beard, it looks shit

what do I ask for on top for a crewcut?

>>11003063
Hair line and face fat

>>11015729
yeah you look great dude

>>11019781
Firsth thought..

>>11000782
way ahead of you senpai
yes spic

god im glad i decided to start growing my hair back out
pic related

>>11029085
You were great in Sicario

>>11025218
James from twin peaks core

Military fade is nice, but once you've been in it gets old.

Can't wait to wear my man bun when all the long hair bun hate is dead from the post-fad blowout in a few years. Not even for style, desu senpai, just for long hair and maintenance.

Navy btw.

>>11030527

This just in Navy isn't as anal as Marines are about looking like you got attacked with hedge shears.

For all of you looking to join, cause I know that number on this board is just-a boomin'.

>>11021898
why are you eyes so tweaked

>>11020194
Better, but the collar is still huge.

>>11020061
Holy fuck dude you look a 100 times better than with long hair

Keep it like this for sure

>>11025218
would look great go for it:)

>>11000880
kek

>>11030391
you look comfy

>>11030393
fucking kek

"I'm Hindu but people think I'm Latino now" haircut reporting in
Gotta get that twink soccer haircut

I like having a lot of hair on the top. Thinking about fading the sides. Any advice before I get it cut today?

>>11004865
you're so beautiful

>>11005806
you'd look androgynous, so i'f that's what you're going for

>>11004865
wake up mr west

>>11020061
Looks good dude just lose the earings. Makes you look like a douche

>>11000880

>yasss! I've been waiting my whole life for this thread! Military hair finally trending!
>gonna upload my pic and wait for the compliments to roll in....

Just made this mock up in photoshop, do I go for it?

>>11033002
i think you should

>>11033002
this is the first time I see freckles and think they actually look good

t. poorfag thinking his great clips cuts will finally be /fa/

>>11033002
vincent van gogh?

>>11000782
can i get this if i have blonde hair and pretty much invisible eyebrows?

>>11033002
yes for sure, it projects a lot of dominance and makes your skull more aesthetic

>>11033002
L O N D O N

>>11030391
>>11020061
/r/ing one of you guys to put glasses on, I'd like to see what it would look like. google image results for itmake it look like

>>11034018
my computer ran out of battery mid sentence. i was going to say it makes it look only good w/ facial hair

>>11021885
Stop receding

>>11021885
>chinstrap

Should I do it? Also am I an oval?

>>11004283
Where are your TRF's you fucking sprog?

>>11034054
Your eyes are so fucking far apart, you look you have a fucking birth defect LMAO

>>11016502
British Army MTP combat jacket

>>11000782
I believe you

>>11034054
Hair looks fine familia

>>11034074
hmm no one has ever pointed that out on me before so I think it might just be the picture

>>11034168

Nope, they've just been too polite. You're probably a nicer guy than you think so people don't want to hurt your feelings. Trust me, you're fucking weird looking.

Post another pic, freak

>>11034060
The hells a trf

>>11034218
As you wish senpai

>>11034394
Dude, I'm not trying to be an ass but your eyes are freakishly far apart...

The other might have a point if you've seriously never heard that before. Ask some of your guy friends if they think your eyes are far apart and hopefully you'll understand what we're trying to say.

>>11034394
>>11034054

it's actually worse in this new picture...

>>11034408
The dudes eyes are a little spaced out, but I wouldn't say freakish

I did myself a haircut couple of weeks ago. Dino pillows rock btw.