/fa/ - Fashion

>is skelly
>plays video games
>watches anime
>wears active gear and boots without doing activities that require active gear or boots
>Posts on 4chan
>smokes

>>10250436
Well I don't watch anime so I've got that going for me

>>10250425
What are bitches even doing here....

more
>has really strong opinions
>is fat
>isnt funny/ is boring as fuck
>wears bootcut jeans and basic shit
>wears jordans or other swagfag obey brand on the clothing stuff

>insecure

>exclusivley gets his style from the intrenet, yet thinks he is supeior to regular people
>thinks anyone gives a shit about the bands he likes that no body listens to
>spend over 3 hours a day on message boards
>lives with parents past 23
>no drivers licensee
>no real hobbies or passions, thinks reading random crap online counts
>has no experience with owmen yet believes they're all bitches (MRA, redpill bullshit)

>>10250471
bro literally everybody is insecure about one thing or the other, epically females.

>>10250425
lucky blue is perfection
>is overweight
>plays videogames
>likes to tell people that he smokes
>boring
>ugly
>is a lad (i.e. middle class chav)

>requires approval form strangers son the internet
>is racist or sexist

>>10250469
I have seen some lady's bootcuts recently
That lookd prty good tbh

>>10250498
>cannot run a marathon
>can't bench 1.5 times his own body weight
>uses a mac
>wears over the ear headphones in public
>smokes
>racist
>ironically uses any trendy word
>uses memes in real life

>>10250529
>uses bench press as a flag
>only 1.5bw at that
>why not an impressive overhead press
>why not at least 2xBW squat and diddly

>because you're a bro fuccboi with no rear delts

this thread is literally just people posting things to make themselves feel superior
why does this exist

>>10250625
why does that one faggot make rffg threads

>>10250625
op is a cuck

>>10250425

How does he get that texture yet get it to hold, swept back like that?

I would say a forming cream, but whenever i've used it my hair has a wetter look.

>>10250637
probably to grind the gears of insecure women like yourself

>>10250675
try just blowdrying your hair upwards and shaping it while it dries? looks like he just woke up lmao
(looks good tho)

>>10250721

Nah I don't see how that'd work, it looks dry, but with loads of volume, i'm just trying to work out what product hes using

>>10250728
i dont think hes using product
ive gotten results like this from just waking up
but that could be just me thougggh

>>10250425
>haircut is ugly

I'm really trying, sorry

>uses "cuck"
>posts in "red flags for women" threads

>>10250425

>tfw when all of these apply to me

>>10250477

>isn't a feminist
>doesn't wear a fedora
>believes in god

>makes these threads

>>10251014
>implying a mad grill didn't make the thread

>doesn't like me
>doesn't act the same as me
>doesn't have the same tastes in everything as me
>isn't me

>>10250425
I'll try not to be bias.

>never knows what they want
>thinks too highly of themselves
>thinks too lowly of themselves or others
>whines about something and does nothing about it
....
>cargo shorts.

>plays FPS games
>doesn't play CS:GO

>>10251648
cs:go is shit tho

>>10250425
wew got it in one, how depressing

>>10251652
>well someone fucking sucks with a keyboard and mouse

>>10251659
csgo is an awful and unfun shooter where skill basically devolves into memorizing maps and recoil patterns

shit game

>>10251683
Your taste is so pitiful you shouldn't even have a tongue.

>>10250477
23 is oddly specific

>short

>>10251083
pretty funny

>>10250477

>>10251648
im global marry me

>>10251648
>CS
>good
CS was the CoD of it's day. A shitty game for 14 years who couldn't cut it at actual good games.
It's sad that FPSs have gone so down hill that CS is actually held to a high regard.
I hope in 15 years CoD/BF isn't held to an equally high regard since all the other newer IP/hot tendy shooters are fucking awful. But that probably is what will happen.

>>10250488
>is racist or sexist
>not beeing racist and/or sexist

What is this? The politically correct 00's?

>is a milksop

>>10250469
>has really strong opinions
if you don't have strong opinions you're not a man tbh (to be honest)

kek at the insecure girls that make these threads to try to fit in.
b8'd

>skinny
>cant gain muscle mass
>spend 95% of my money on fashion
>5% on coffee
>smokes
>no job
>listens to drake

>>10251693
>2015
>typing with your tongue

>looks like everyone else
>nike air max
>potbelly
>embarrassing drunk

>>10250436
shit i do all this

>over 30, married
>on 4chan most evenings
>never posted a fit
>only enjoys wearing Rick
>has to wear normie stuff so dresses like a raf clone every day

>>10253849
Name a better FPS game, punkola.
I'll roll-oll all over your ass.

>>10251041

>>10254160
>Not typing with your tongue
>2012
Where are you, Somalia?

>tfw no job but a university student
>tfw you satisfy the bare minimum to avoid neethood

>>10250469
>>has really strong opinions

Those are called Principles.

>>10254848
>Be 22
>got my first job at my university's library
At least I get to work on my social skills by helping people with books and shit. And it's been working

>only sells weed and calls himself a "drug" dealer
>bike is main mode of transport
>smokes
>is an MRA or feminist

>>10254879

I bet everyone talks about you behind your back.

>Babe 1: "Wow, that library dude is fucking weird"
>Babe 2: "That's so mean! He's probably just mentally handicapped or something."
>Chad: "That's dope that the uni is giving guys like him a chance to integrate with society."
>Babe 1: "I just wish he wasn't so ugly!"
>Babe 2: "Let's not go to the library anymore, Chad."
>Babe 1: "Yeah please, that library freak just WEIRDS me out!"
>Chad: "Haha, whatever babes, let's hit up my frat house. We're throwing a dayger with Alpha Phi."
>Babes: "Yay!"

>>10254903
Jokes on you, I got to a polytechnic university and it's filled with autists!!

Also I've gotten 2 girl's numbers from meeting them there.

>>10254912

Getting your 50 year old boss's number isn't anything to be proud of, bro. Sorry that you're such a loser

>>10254922
>that projecting

Someone rustle you m8?

>>10255032

>projecting projection
keep it up lmao, you already admitted to being a pathetic loser whose only social interactions are worthless forgettable exchanges in the library

loser cuck

>>10254903

btfo

>doesn't play street fighter
>plays mvc in 2015
>plays any smash brothers game

>>10250576
tfw when 2x bw diidy :)

165lbs lift 315lbsx1, squat 225x3, bench 165x3

tfw 6'1.5 @ 165 feel like skele king :(

>is a STEM major
>still dresses themselves like a middle schooler (baggy blue jeans or sweapants, graphic tees, asics)
>prefers to stay inside and play video games than go out and party
>too touchy feely
>bad kisser
>does swing dance
>youtube feed is filled with cringey atheist videos
Damn I dodged a bullet there.

>>10255298
>keeps projecting

All I said was that it helps with my social skills. Why so butthurt bro? Did an autist steal your bitch?

>doesn't ever give compliments

>skinnyfat
>wide hips
>thinks they're unique
>studies fine arts or design with no talent for their field of interest
>black skinny jeans
>muh designer sneakers
>curtains/buzzcut
>doc martens
>oversized/loose clothing
>history of dating fob asian girls
>contrarianism

>p skinny but not skelly tier
>good haircut, gets compliments all the time
>often told he looks like a certain celebrity (a v good looking one) but doesn't know if it's just bc of his haircut or if he's actually good looking
>not V good with the ladies cause has no idea if he's attractive or not and isn't v confident
>v nice and chilled guy but is too nice and chilled and lets people walk all over him and treat him p shitty
>masturbates too much

>p skinny but not skelly tier
>good haircut, gets compliments all the time
>often told he looks like a certain celebrity (a v good looking one) but doesn't know if it's just bc of his haircut or if he's actually good looking
>v nice and chilled guy but is too nice and chilled and lets people walk all over him and treat him p shitty

>>10253876
>(to be honest)

>>10256465
how is a good haircut a red flag

>>10256465
nice projecting there boss

thats another red flag to add I guess

>Self-hating beta

>is black
>is Hispanic

>doesn't read
>eats at the same five places
>never wears color
>boy london
>vivienne westwood
>jordans

>>10256496
You forgot
>is Indian
>is middle eastern (except if they're oil shieks)

>>10256465
>>10256481
>>10256486
My bad guys I didn't read the title
I thought this was a thread where we described ourselves

carry on

:(

>thinks that theyre different
>thinks that theyre just one moment of self realization from making it
>has hopes of being their own boss
>wants a job that isnt a typical 9-5

retards

>>10256520
fucking lmao

>>10256525
>wants a job that isnt a typical 9-5
seriously nigga, who wouldn't if they could

>>10256525
All I got from this was

>has no ambition in life

kek

>>10250425

>makes sure everyone knows they do drugs
>is athiest
> doesn't own at least 3 suits (tailored ofc)
>slaps females bottoms in a work place environment
>waits longer than two weeks to get a haircut
>showers less than 2 times a day
>doesn't change pillow case nightly
>doesn't put female pleasure over his in the bedroom
>uses condoms
>doesn't smile and thank police officers on or off duty

>>10257582
>>doesn't smile and thank police officers on or off duty
fucking kek

>>10250425
Can the mods please ban anyone who makes these threads, male or female versions. It has nothing to do with fashion, just immature hatred for the sake of hatred

>>10253876
Strong opinions are for boys, not men. Men realize they don't really know anything and experience instead of judge.

>>10257582
saved

>>10253876
Strong opinions, preferably presented in a proud, over confident manner, nearly always go hand in hand with no actual knowledge about the specific topic or just stupid argumentations.

>>10250425
If you didnt notice: All of you /fa/gs are beta fuccbois

>>10255360
What's your OHP?

okay being honest here

>pinrolls his pants all the time for no discernable reason
>has more pairs of shoes than i do
>has no job
>has a "job" but not a *career*
>has no car
>has a mattress on the floor w/no bed frame
>plays video games

that's all i can think of at the moment

>>10257527
>>10257572

unrealistic beta detected. i'm sure youre just DAYS away from realizing your full potential

>>10256403
HEY FUCK YOU MAN, BLACK SKINNY JEANS, DESIGNER SNEAKERS, OVER SIZED CLOTHING AND CURTAINS ARE THE FUTURE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10250728
>wash your hair in the morning
>towel-dry it a bit & ruff it up
>let dry until it's all wavy
> put a thin coat of hairspray
>voila

I do this sometimes although it gets pretty ugly later on in the day

>>10250477
>no drivers license