/fa/ - Fashion

piggy do you like any raf velcro colors that aren't all white

nobody wants to sell a pair of white highs for my size and its pissing me off

>>10184471
shit hairline and woglike bone structure tbh :^)

Could I get on Jimmy Kimmel and rap one of my songs, hopefully all the way hrough without this f@#$ing stroke damage causing me to bumble any of the words. (DAMN! I need TRANSCRANIAL MAGNETIC RESONATING which can actually reverse stroke damage!)
DAMN! I need pulsed electromagnetic field therapy, as spoken of on Doctor Oz, to KILL this constant f@#$ing back pain and relieve the torment herniated, bulging neck disks so that I could again reach those high notes singing!
Would I land on Nightline, or Ellen?
Surely people would want to know what could make life so terrible that a person would feel this was his only avenue of escape!
...
KEEP IN MIND, I could literally DIE! The ambulance could arrive a few seconds too late!

_________________________________

Oh, I forgot: open my front door so they wouldn't have to break down my parents' door: I do NOT NEED TO COST THEM ANY MORE MONEY than I already have over the past 4 decades... or pain...
I am the black sheep. My brother wishes he could legally kill me, and so long as he feels this way the feeling's mutual.
I would GLADLY forgive him if he'd only GET OVER HIS LITTLE SNIT!
Damn HYPOCRITE trying to learn all about GOD and the Bible, always listening to preachers on the radio... PAYING NO HEED to the words of Jesus: "Therefore, if you bring your gift to the altar, and there remember that your brother has something against you, leave your gift before the altar, and go your way. First be reconciled to your brother, and THEN COME AND offer thy gift.
(I apologized to my brother way back in 1999, and THOUGHT we had cleared things up!)
"For if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father which is in Heaven forgive YOU YOUR trespasses!
I CALL upon God to HONOR HIS WORD and REFUSE to come to my brother until he is reconciled with ME FIRST, even if it means he has to die and go to hell, unforgiven his sins because he REFUSED to forgive me of MINE. I take shit VERY personally!)

>>10184475

dont buy raf velcros


Goddammit, I AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT NO MORE, goddammit: IT AIN'T gonna get ANY fucking better!

CUTTING MYSELF would only KILL the pain if I cut my wrists one-inch deep, at least!

Suicide Solution.

When the pain gets too great, cutting is the only way to drown it out well, except in my case, it'd only work if I did the CUTTING my wrists, at least one inch deep and wide!.

>>10184471
Suicide does seem like a viable option for you. I guess you can livestream if you like, it'd be interesting.

>>10184471
do u still get tumblr hate mail from fat chicks
and if so can u post some

>>10184488
why not brov

i just lost an auction on the mij dbss you sold to some cunt, i guess he was reselling them

i have no high shoes

>>10184500
hightop sneakers are just awful, they're a mistake, a beginner trap, avoid looking like a 16 year old autistic justin beiber supra wearing cuckold by never wearing hightops.

unless you have the wardrobe to wear them like this dont buy them

>>10184510
Well alright, I do think your advice is valuable so I will refrain

After selling my dunks and ramones I literally have nothing to wear but cp combat boots. What ~200-300 used on grailed/sf versatile shoe would/could you recommend to a fellow strong white brother?

>>10184520
my shoe game is weak


i dont even know whats good

monochrome black converse for sneakers
i need some boots

>>10184499
no i dont go on there anymore

>>10184471
What are the chances of finding an astro biker jacket

>>10184544
buy these and take fit pics
https://www.grailed.com/listings/149234-rick-owens-leather-double-zipper-creepers

>>10184547
pretty high if you have money

>>10184550
i dont mind them i think theyd look good if you wore pants over them.

i want boots that look exactly like this without the patent leather

https://www.grailed.com/listings/149060-helmut-lang-patent-leather-boots-archive

actually a p good read

8/10

pigfuck i only ever see you in expensive designer shit

do you not have any cheaper basics? raw jeans? and any recommendation for these for someone who is choosing not to get into designer fashion but doesnt want to look like an autistic slob

right now i just wear stupid shit like reigning champ, acne etc

>>10184562
I found one but it's a grand and some change
http://www.donttalkclothing.com/shop/helmut-lang-aw99-00-astro-biker-jacket
What's a realistic price for this? Should I stick to yj! ?

pigfuck do you have pristine new white italy velcros ?

I would pay very well for them if you're willing to part with them

>>10184572
I think you'll end up paying something like this anyways. 0 to 1.5k - it will be bought instantly, 2k+ is somewhat too expensive, so between 1.5k and 2k is good price if you want it here and now.

but why black? it's shit. better buy that long white ballistic something parka. or a white astro at least

>>10184581
I have a black astro parka already actually , not as cool as the white ballistic one you're right but that's impossible to find.
I would much rather have a white astro biker though I agree.

>>10184587
> not as cool as the white ballistic one you're right but that's impossible to find.
with your budget? well I mean with 1.5-2k it is fairly easy to find. or was couple of months ago at least

anyways, how do you like your astra parka?

>>10184572
i sold the guy that jacket for 1000, i also sold him the metallic bomber and the joy division sweater which is now sold. a good price for that is 900-1200, maybe if you contact the store he will sell it for less.

>>10184573
i sold my nib pair now i just have some worn ones but they come up all the time, new and used.

>>10184570
depends what style you want, lately ive been losing interest in designer stuff and i would like to get more vintage used gear, finding it difficult to really lock down the sort of things i want though.

there are so many things that fit into the 'nondesigner but still good' category.

http://unionmadegoods.com/

might have what you want.

stone island
vintage hilfiger

theres so much it just depends on the look you want.

>>10184621
You sold it for $1000?

martin will you ever update your pastebin, either adding more tips or expanding/elaborating on them

i found a lot of the information in there really valuable but i couldnt help but feel like you just half ass memed it

>>10184633
yeh this was 6 months ago and there hasnt been an astro jacket on market for awhile now so you could probably justify 1100 for it but no one is going to pay much more than that.

price on the astro shit has been pretty much solidified at 800-900 for shittier iterations and 1000-1200 for the best sizes and versions.

i sold the black ballistic one recently
https://www.grailed.com/listings/112132-helmut-lang-a-w99-ballistic-astro-parka

>>10184649
So low top monochrome vans like pic related?

My "style", if you could call it that, is pretty akin to kstews, more or less streetwear with a bit of a vintage twist on it.

My only concern with low tops and not wearing boots or dunks or some shit is feeling short. I'm 6'0 barefoot and when I'm not wearing chunky boots I feel like a fucking halfman

>>10184649
So low top monochrome converse like pic related?

My "style", if you could call it that, is pretty akin to kstews, more or less streetwear with a bit of a vintage twist on it.

My only concern with low tops and not wearing boots or dunks or some shit is feeling short. I'm 6'0 barefoot and when I'm not wearing chunky boots I feel like a fucking halfman

>>10184648
link to bin?

>>10184621
>>10184649
god dammit pigfuck

when you just stick to discussing fashion you're actually a pretty fucking cool guy, i hope your mental issues improve

>>10184688
http://pastebin.com/P7tNDB1s

pigfuck, how tight should a mans jeans or pants be at max

>>10184675
the mono converse hightops are probably superior provided you always wear your pants over the top of them, the pants break better on top of the highs, and if you wear them like that they're indistinguishable from the lows. never wear the highs without covering the top.

if you wear cuffed pants or skinny jeans the lows are probably safer.

>>10184648
probably just write a new one at some point

>>10184649
I love the ballistic items, the material is so fucking cool

>>10184707
alright, i will be waiting for that pastebin nigger

thanks for your help, stay white

>>10184703
it isnt so much how tight they are as it is the cut, the style of the outfit and the wearer.

if you want to see how not to wear skinny jeans refer to kanye west and any number of other contemporary fashionistas who wear skinny shit with meme designer footwear and it looks ridiculous, most people on /fa/ are wearing their jeans incorrectly.

however, cowboys, rockstars, farmers aka real men have been wearing slim straight and skinny jeans for 50+ years, a slim straight jean with a nice pair of chelseas and a button up shirt on a decently fit man looks good.

but chances are you're just a regular human dressing like robert in your pic, in that case never wear skin tight jeans, robert's are probably as thin as you want them. slim straight is the best, tapered skinny is youtube summer haul vlogger tier.

do you approve of birthday?

he can get u 50% off at the movie theatre he works at

>>10184763
can he get me to bypass the singles-only policy?
or maybe we can go on a date together <3

>>10184763
he seems alright, a little autistic and an odd obsession with cropped pants but hes still young. when i was his age i wore some pretty despicable shit so hes doing OK>

what do you think of the puffy alpha industries bombers pf

I need a new bomber and the slim ma-1s have been played out to all fucking hell

Dump all the Helmut pics you have and information on the various 'hyped' pieces please piggy

>>10184781
i think puffy nylon ma-1 will always look good but the look needs to feel authentic and cohesive, if you look like a fashion victim sheltered bone thin dweeblord with your acnes, cps and your alpha industry kanye inspired bomber then its shit.

also there are better options than alpha industries, forstex garments, buzz rickson, issey miyake are affordable options.

>>10184815
good info, thanks you bro

>>10184763
really?

>>10184815
how to become /fa/ if you live in uzbekistan?

>>10184815
>buzz rickson
naw man

pf any good ideas for pilotcore?

I'm going into the us air force, hopign to fly some fighter jets

obviously ma-1 and other flight jackets, but i don't want to have to wear dad jeans as well

>>10184891
top gun

PF do you have an IG? Also do you have any Raf Simons Trainers from a couple seasons back like pic?

>>10184850
despite the obvious shortcomings of the wearer it still manages to look good, the pull tab is shit though.

>>10184891
dickies or some shit for pants, whatever dylan roof wore here >>10184649

>>10185455
no you dont want them

I THINK MARTIE JUST SNAPPED

I waited so long for this and its happening, and the moon is out and the view looks so beautiful :)

>>10187170
christ you're so fucking stupid, yes i know you're 15 year old and you're a nigger so that goes without saying but you really are sitting at the bottom of the bell curve.

the text is is from president chris, it is a fun and enjoyable read and several layers of humor too much for the likes of you, clearly.

why do i even address you like you're a human is the real question.

i wish i could throw bananas at you like an italian football fan.

>>10187182
Hey what's your grail?

Can someone tell what his grail is?

>>10187182
>i wish i could throw bananas at you like an italian football fan

>>10184569
i disagree the entire thing made me read and it wasn't interesting enough to continue reading it. Its too embarassing

pigfuck whats your bmi

pig i'm ugly and a shitskin

what can i do to be less of a degenerate

>>10187243
Have skin like mine (:

>>10187243
idk dude i really cant imagine being anything but white and i actually feel pity for those that arent. be the best version of you can be i guess.

>>10187229
idk ive been lifting lately and bulking, im at 160lbs now.

>>10187288
Being black doesn't even matter, it literally won't interfere with their dna and iq. Idk i just thinks its all shills. I know a friend who is a dirty blonde with green eyes and both of her parents are black, and I have met multiple intelligent black people and a lot of blacks who are very attractive. I dont see why you need to pity them. Although they are considered lesser than so I guess thats a reason to have sympathy for them???

martin where can i get this juun j bomber

i literally cannot find it ANYWHERE, not even other pictures of it

>>10187182
oh and i forgot to point out something
>someone doesn't know all the maymays you know about so they're stupid

dude stop trying to be so difficult on purpose its not going to make u seem like a genius or a super intellect cool dude. YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MORON HOLY SHIT. I decided to read your dumb shit because i got bored. Even your parodies are dumb and annoying and thats supposed to be a very humorous thing. Like i said, I've fooled you way too much to be the stupid one..

>>10187319
>Being black won't interfere with their dna and iq

>>10187320
its from like 4 seasons ago and probably retailed for 1200+ sp there wont be a lot in rotation.

>>10187455
DUDE i dont even have a negroid skull what are you saying.

I taught myself how to read and I was well potty trained by the time i was 2 years old. There's more along that line too.

>>10187606
>DUDE i dont even have a negroid skull what are you saying.

>>10187623
>believing in the negroid meme

My skull has a perfectly normal shape.

>>10184483
Is this suppose to be funny, or is that actually your brain atm?

>>10187629
hahahahaa

>>10187649
Aw your brain is filled with delusions, wikipedia, charts and blogs, hopefully you recover :)

btw you wish, thats a hoax.

>>10187663

>>10187888
What do you think about this og lang parka on grailed pf?

>>10188804
Don't buy it for that price

>>10187888
who is the asian guy? seig?

>>10188823
How much is it worth?