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Daily reminder that the most /fa/ things you can add to any fit are as follows

>always smile with your eyes - have a friendly, laid back demeanor at all times. Trying to have a model face, resting bitch face, a scowl or look like that faggot from Drive are all memes meant to fuck you up
>always talk slowly when you have to talk
>smile and look the other person in the eyes when they are talking
>always move slowly
>always seem just barely interested but still delighted by other person talking
>you're balancing smugness with friendliness and superiority in the most confident and unaggressive, un-tryhard way

>never get angry, annoyed, flustered, frustrated
>never rush
>never let anything visibly bother you
>never talk fast or raise your voice
>never walk fast

Daily reminder this works regardless of how ugly you are, short you are, how bad your fit is, how cheap your clothes

Daily reminder that the most /fa/ drugs are whichever ones help you achieve the above demeanor and mindset

You're welcome, your life will improved

>> No.10182829
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>>10182812
this one of the most pathetic and autistic things ive ever read, and in typical /fa/ fashion you're totally oblivious as to why this is so, so lame.

>> No.10182836

>>10182812
hey huck

>> No.10182846

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10182847

>>10182812
>never rush
>never walk fast
Clearly never lived in a city.

>> No.10182864

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10182919

>>10182829
hahahahahahahahahah

yea fam, sure.

>> No.10182927

>>10182847
I live in one of the biggest cities in the world, this works even better in that environment

>> No.10183087

he's not wrong

>> No.10183097

Good stuff my man, thanks for sharing. We need to keep these autist healthy and happy, but they never listen to the good advises

>> No.10183098

>>10182812
SHOO, SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183106

>>10182812
>trying to have a resting bitch face

people *try* to do this? what the fuck? i have permanent angry jack nicholson eyebrows and it fucking sucks

>>10182927
you mean it's twice as tryhard in that environment.

these rules apply to shitheads with nothing to do who just spend 3 hours getting dressed, walk around for an hour or two, get a coffee, and spend the rest of the day on 4chan.

most of op's post is either normal obvious normal stuff (look people in the eyes, talk slowly) or projecting "i wish this was my personality" shit ("balancing smugness with friendliness and superiority"). notice there's nothing about shutting up and being a good listener.

>> No.10183317

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183332

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MAN BOOBS

>> No.10183353

>>10183106
>talk only when you have to talk
>look at others while they are talking

you'll make it someday, friend :^)

>> No.10183793

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183826

SHOO SHOO SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183827

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183838

>>10182829
the more I watch it the better it gets

>> No.10183846

>>10182829
REKT!!!!!!!!

>> No.10183949

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183961

SHOO SHOO SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183964

>>10182919
>Being this oblivious

>> No.10183967

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183968

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183969

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183970

>>10182829

What does the Orange shirt guy think he's doing at the end? Breaking up the "fight"?

>> No.10183971

>>10182812
shoo shoo, spooky manboobs

>> No.10183992

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10183996

I'm always angry or depressed and you can always read how I'm feeling just by looking at me. So I guess thats un /fa/. Fuck people that know how to chill out, I envy the fuck out of them

>> No.10184013

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10184070

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10184075

Shoo shoo , spooky manboobs

>> No.10184092

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10184116

>>10182829
>whaling on a dude whose arms are trapped
10/10 technique, epic fighting :^)

>> No.10184139

>>10182829
>they both just kinda flop around at the end

>> No.10184165

>>10182812

Daily reminder that you need a good body before getting tattoos, especially bigger ones ?

>> No.10184182

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10184190

>>10182812
Shoo Shoo, spooky manboobs

>> No.10184235

>>10182829
I really thought the skinny dude had it in the bag until big man pinned him and started pushing his shit in

>> No.10184349

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS!

>> No.10185721

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10186601

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10186866

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10187121
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>>10182812
OP need some advice
when I'm walking on the streets I put a very serious mask on my face, no emotions. I always look at people's eyes. Am I doing right?

>> No.10187126

>>10182812
Daily reminder that I have a lot of work to do.

>> No.10187349

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10187488

>>10182812
Shoo Shoo Spooky Man Boops

>> No.10188435

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10188448

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10188451

>not walking at a solid, purposeful pace

it's like you want to waste your life going from A to B

>> No.10188456

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10188764

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10188767

>>10188764
What's the point of it all?

>> No.10188776

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10188900

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10189453

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10189474

>>10187121
>acknowledging random people you pass on the street

autism.

>> No.10190580

SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10190671

"SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS"

>> No.10190818

>>10182812
>>you're balancing smugness with friendliness and superiority in the most confident and unaggressive, un-tryhard way
How to be a fucking passive aggressive SZ manlet, the post.

>> No.10190825

>>10182812
SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS

>> No.10190843

>>10189474
Not him but wtf? Who the hell doesn't look at people

>> No.10190858

>SHOO SHOO, SPOOKY MANBOOBS