/fa/ - Fashion

>order what I believe to be some legit dick ovens outwear
>package delayed shipping because of negro friday
>finally the tracker updates
>package delivered at 4 p.m. today
>look for it. clearly nothing outside my door
>check status again
>delivered at a white door
>my door is brown
>walk down the street looking for any house with a white door
>a block away, find one
>package laying against the door
>das it mane
>look at the label
>not my name, address is for the house I'm standing in front of
>not my package
>fucking hell
>keep walking
>few houses down, another white door
>no sign of a package
>turn to walk away
>look through the foyer window
>see an asian hambeast trying on the jacket I ordered
>bang on their door
>some 5 foot 2 dude answers
>horrible vietnamese house odors ravage my nasal cavities
>try to explain the situation
>in the background I hear 3 or 4 women clucking in their barbarian tongue
>bong jong jong fong du dong
>man is clearly not understanding me
>ask if anyone here speaks english
>dude walks back into the house and returns with what must have been his son
>kid is maybe 11
>ask if he speaks english
>he says yes
>tell him a package was delivered here by mistake, that jacket was inside
>he explains the situation to his father
>father flips his shit, storms into the room and begins cursing everyone out
>FONG FONG FONG
>rips the jacket off the hambeast
>BACKU FO NO DU GONG FOCK
>gives me the jacket and apologies profusely
>he grabs the empty box and attempts to refold the jacket to put it back inside
>reach in and just take everything
>tell him thank you and turn to leave
>kid is standing there watching his entire family scream at each other with a blank expression on his face
>i've seen some shit.png
>walk away
>get back to my house
>after some research the jacket turned out to be fake anyway

>>9042820

>tfw entry-level everything