/fa/ - Fashion

Do the Bobby Briggs with a bit of an undercut instead!
Saw a kid at Starbucks today just like you but with a stubble-beard. He was chatting up a girl working there before starting his shift, at that Starbucks. She was clearly not interested and as he left he said "Anyways, you should really check out this new yoga place with me sometime."
You are being that guy. You don't think you are but you are. It isn't like you're a hot girl wondering if a sexy cat costume is a little too much for Halloween. No, you're a young man who is a fashion victim.