/fa/ - Fashion

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>be me
>freshman fashion design lecture
>everyone asked to share their favourite designers/role models
>about 10 or so people get up and say calvin klein or giorgio armani or i wanna be the next calvin klein or giorgio armani
>they all get some acknowledgment or murmur from the rest of the class
>guy on the front row gets up
>looks like a mess
>think to myself "that's how /fa/ looks irl"
>he clears his throat and I cringe
>"rick owens"
>bloody knew it
>everyone dead silent, I refuse to say anything and wait for the moment to slip away
>he looks disappointed and I kind of feel bad
>he breathes in
>oh my god
>oh my god please no
>shouts at the top of his lungs "Come on where my slash effay slash bros at!?"
>cringeoverdrive.wav
>the class is even more silent than it was before
>guy starts sweating
>some girl near him starts making snort sounds while laughing
>scene couldn't be any more pathetic

>mfw he starts trying to explain who rick owens is while the whole class makes an enormous effort to play him off