/fa/ - Fashion

>>13701550

>>13032818
The techvirgin:
>bulbous shaved head
>ridiculously high collar looks like foreskin
>desperately tries to convince himself that all those clip straps and airtight zippers are useful
>tacky asymmetrical fit makes him look chubby and lopsided
>never takes off his baggy anorak because he still hasn't managed to figure out how the fastening system works
>listens to Death Grips on repeat to make himself feel like a hacker
>barely knows how to join an IRC channel
>wears overpriced running shoes that are barely distinguishable from cheap Nike knockoffs
>still watches parkour videos like it's 2010
>insists that his goofy tapered jogging pants are "military-inspired"
>has watched Ghost in the Shell once. The live-action one.
>fell for the VR meme and uses his oculus rift every week out of sheer buyer's remorse
>wears ballistic gloves but doesn't own a gun
>encases his precious smartphone within ten layers of bulletproof sheathes
>wouldn't know a vampire if it bit him on the dick
>only steps out of his mom's basement once a week to see if the techwear trend has caught on at last


The cyberchad:
>pink mohawk
>wears advanced holographic cybergoggles but doesn't use them
>is signed to an independent digital hardcore label from Japan
>blew all his money on drugs, neuro-porn and experimental weapons, wouldn't be able to buy nice clothes even if he wanted to
>ragged fake leather jacket with spikes and gang patches
>cheap motorcycle boots
>puke and oil stains
>has never laid eyes upon a touchscreen or cellphone even once, carries a massive cyberdeck instead
>arms constantly flailing and twitching due to combat drugs withdrawal symptoms
>hunts mutant vampires for a living
>uses his hippocampus as a flashdrive to carry top-secret data to his clients
>openly carries a katana and ninja throwing stars carved out of AOL free trial discs
>faulty brain implants make him see the world as a 16-bit video game cutscene
>lives in a sewer pipe or in a secret bunker

>>12982241
>>12982440
delet this

>>12741133

>>12057847
gongradulations, fellow street samurai urban parkour ninja man.

Please don't die of heat stroke

>>11931544
>the silhouettes are cool

>>11864571
Probably what you mean by "techninja".
When I check out most techwear fits, I usually just see a weird combination between the traditional tracksuit/hoodie wigger chav look, and futuristic competitive sportswear.
Hence "futurechav".

Wrap yourself in a garbage bag desu