/fa/ - Fashion

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>be me
>come home after a long 14 hour shift as a brain surgeon
>kids run up to me, cheering that I'm home.
>they compliment my Omega Speedmaster Man on the fucking Moon.
>"Cool watch daddy! My son proclaims."
>"Thanks champ, it's been to the moon yknow!" *Wink*
>My trophy wife comes down stairs and greets me.
>"Honey, did you make reservations for Arôme's tomorrow night?
>"Heh of course dear, even got us a table on the balcony to overlook the city lights.
>"Oh that's great anon! By the way, LOVE that watch, is it new? That'll look nicely in that box I got you ;)"
>"It is thanks, just a little present I got myself. I can't wait to see your other box a little later."
>"Ohooho you rogue"

The next night

>be me, looking in the mirror, pinning my cuff links.
>*calling out to my trophy wife in the other room while she gets ready*
>Hon what watch do you think I should wear tonight? The Avenger II GMT? Perhaps the Explorer 1?
>*Thinking to myself* "The PAM 00055 would be nice tonight, but may be too big for a tux.."
>"Honey?" *No response*...
>"Huh that's odd."
>"Oh she must be downstairs talking to the babysitter."
>*Decide to choose a watch by opening my black leather watch box*
>"Let's see here.. hmm?" "W-wha-? n-no.. no this can't be right.. is this a joke? heh tell me t-this is a joke."
>*yelling downstairs* "G-good one honey! You almost got me, r-replacing my fine collection with orient's, gshocks, and vostoks?! Y-you almost had me haha!"
>"erm..H-honey? uh ehh h-honey? h-heh uh.."
>*look back at box filled with shit*
>*feel sudden headrush as if I'm going to pass out*
>"uh h-honey where are you? Kids? Anyone!?"
>*feel scared and anxious, look down at current watch out of nervous habit*
>*my Rolex Cellini has fucking morphed into a BIG BLUE PLASTIC GSHOCK*
>"OH MY G-!!"
>*beep... beep... beep... beep...*
>"Oh my God! He's awake! Get the doctor!"
>"H-honey~..."
>"No sir, this is doctor Goldstein. You've been out for quite some time. Welcome back."