/fa/ - Fashion

>its casual friday at work
>really into high fashion
>influenced by lady gaga
>i'm the littlest monster
>called the local butcher the day before
>asked if they knew where to cop this dress
>"you're a cop?"
>have to go in and educate these plebs on fashion
>finally get them to make something similar to pic related
>go into work the next day
>get called into main office and fired on the spot
>I tell them it really is casual friday if they dont understand the complexity of my outfit
>never allowed to teach elementary classes again