/fa/ - Fashion

>>11791583
>>11791921
>fall for the cum eating meme
>go to a roll / fap roulette thread on /b/ and roll
>results say to shave my dick completely, put on panties, put one finger in my butt using olive oil, and for the finish put my legs over my head, open my mouth, and swallow any I get in.
>okaygunnadoit.jpeg
>shaving is uneventful
>go to the kitchen and get some olive oil for my anal adventure
>don't have panties since no sister so just wear some old boxers that are really tight
>can't really do the anal step with those boxers on so take them off
>get my finger in my ass which is super tight and then kinda move back and forth
>anal play makes me a little lightheaded even just with one finger and don't see how it really feels good but I keep going
>continue fapping and getting closer and closer to cumming
>for the facial, as instructed, walk up the wall, legs over head, ready to cum
>open my mouth wide and spray cum into my mouth
>guilt washes over me as the orgasm fades
>laying on my bathroom floor with my finger in my ass and a load of cum in my mouth
>I pull the finger out and notice it has poop on it
>spit most the cum into a paper towel on the side
>mfw laying on tha bathroom floor with poop on my finger and cum aftertaste in my mouth contemplating my life and how it came to this

I guess it was low calorie.

>>9639143
Dunno bout the second part but "fuccboi" is going to become the new "come at me bro" and "do you even lift" soon enough. It's already popular even though not really mainstream. I give it two years before every high schooler knows it.