/fa/ - Fashion

If the chad caricature wore a watch, you just know that it would be an INVICTA.

The only watch chad wears is INVICTA.
The one and only brand which can satisfy the drenched begging pussies.
I bet a lot of these watchfags are virgins who are desperately hoping having a Rolex will finally get them laid.
Guess what girls don't know about neither give a shit about "muhhhh precision crafted" watch movements and all these obscure foreign name luxury brands.
If you crave attention for your watch your only option is the CHADVICTA. Walk into a room with one of these suckers and everyone will instantly know about your watch, glaring in JEALOUSY.
INVICTA simply EXUDES testosterone.
Having an office meeting with your boss who has some cuckboy rollie or omega, with all the stacies there listening? Simply roll up your sleeve I guarantee you all the stacies will be fully focused on your MAGNIFICENT TIMEPIECE it just EXUDES EXCELLENCE.
These watches even put obnoxious jogger rappers who be trying to stunt with their soft womanly "iced out rollie" ok princess, your watch is TWICE the size just like your manhood.
You weak pussy simpboys talk shit about INVICTA, because you are absolutely INTIMIDATED. Deep down you just know you can't pull off something which requires such ABSOLUTE ALPHA DOMINATION of every weak simp in the room at ALL times. NO other watch brand can compete. Soiko is the perfect example of the ESTROGEN brand for WEAK EFFEMINATE boys(not MEN), and that is why those are the most commonly found watches posted here.
I need my watch to be very water proof, my WEAK Rolex and soiko always breaks from the pussy juice so INVICTA provides me with a valuable product.
INVICTA is here so let the WHIMPERS begin

>>15294391
We didnt give you permission to speak. There are REAL MEN discussing ACTUAL MENS timepieces.

I need my watches to be VERY waterproof, because the pussy juice always destroys my WEAK Rolex and soiko, so INVICTA provides me with a valuable product.