/fa/ - Fashion

What do I think of the eboy look? let me think.

I love tactical and I love tech and I love 90s nostalgia influences when done correctly, so I dig many of the broad influences in the eboy aesthetic. I also love their female counterpart, and would inseminate every last edgethot if I could desu

and I really, sincerely do think that there are many things the zoomers are bringing and will continue to bring to fashion that are fresh and cool. they're clever kids and I think they're gonna do great things. I love change and I love innovation, and am excited for the future.

so please understand that it's not because I'm just some crotchety old mfa-core millennial normie when I say that the eboy look fills me with a fucking rage SO INTENSE that I cannot begin to comprehend it. it is the FAGGIEST FUCKING THING I have seen in my entire goddamn life, and I loathe EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL.

where to begin?
the clownish 1461s or whatever dumbass chunky oxfords they wear?
the high ankled gaylord suit pants?
the tactical belts?
THE FUCKING CHAINS UP THE ASS MAYBE?????
the holsters and shit, like literally what the fuck are all these pouches?
the disgusting crisp dress shirt collar under a t-shirt thing? WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT??
I can't decide which dogshit element looks most retarded, I guess it's a tie! what a disgrace for humanity as a whole.

they look like fucking clowns and I want every last one of them to have the skin peeled from their prepubescent dicks as their mothers gets raped in front of them. kill all eboys, or fucking kill me so I don't have to see this shit ever again.

like am I fucking gay or something? is it that I'm just now discovering at 27 years old that I'm gay and can't stand the fact that their twink bullshit is finally speaking to me like nothing ever did before, and I resent them for it? dunno man, grasping at straws but I'm pretty desperate for an explanation for why I'm carrying a gun with a bullet for the next one of these fuckers I see.

No, it's one of the widespread as fuck counterfeit ones from the late 80's/early 90's. I used to sell these out of the back of my shitbox in Middlesbrough in like 1995 - 1996. I got a big old box of them from some smack head down at Southbank for 15 quid and sold them for a tenner each.

Thanks for the blast from the past though OP, seeing one of these things really made my day. Made a killing from these and fake stone island branded sweatshirts.

t. Boomer

>guy obtains Ploprof
>/g/ niggas praise him for his patrician choice
>/fa/ zoomers shit on it like the ignorant little bugmen they are

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