/fa/ - Fashion

>>14406383
>if you're too nordic
vikings stereotypically have beards, you're just low test

don't blame being low test on being nordic, blame it on being inferior to male specimens who have worth

That stuff works in pictures, but the second you can get close enough it becomes obvious there is something dire looming behind that clown makeup.

>notice somewhat cute girl sitting near me in college class
>she sees me drawing
>next day sits right next to me
>start talking
>can tell she wants something, probably the D
>after class she stops me on my way to my car
>she leans in for a kiss
>see bumps on her face hidden by lots of makeup
>back away--reflexes kick in
>instead of getting the D she gets the RKO
>go home and lurk 4chan alone on Valentine's Day because there is nothing wrong with me