/fa/ - Fashion

got a little salt and pepper going on but mine are bright white
2 years ago a girl in one of my college classes asked me why I had glitter in my hair. Then she looked closer and said it was cool b/c it made me look like a vampire
Don't worry about it if it's thick as hell

>no baldness in my family at all

>been wearing weirdguy raws ~4 days a week since last May
>fat friend's plebtastic gf says "Why do you wear those so often?"
>"See, you wear them so much they're getting creases and streaks behind the knees"
>"You dress well, anon, but you need to learn how to take care of your jeans"

>sister's new bf is balding sort of like OP
>shaves the peak in the center
>thinks people will believe he just has a large forehead/high hairline
>mfw no bald relatives, dark brown wavy masterrace

>eating a diet that gives you the urge to fart

I haven't had to fart in like 8 months
>no grains or dairy ever

>get a qt alone and going in for the kiss
>her stomach grumbles obnoxiously
>shes so embarassed I know I'm in the clear
>mfw pleb qt eats tons of bread and noodles
>mfw dat ass doe

>>7536489
Never look a gift horse in the mouth

>would still kill to have his looks