/fa/ - Fashion

>at mall being hoodrats
>with friends, 1 man 1 lady
>looking at colognes at sephora
> try out tom ford for men on one of those dumb sampler sticks, i like it
>spray it on my wrist to show friends
>female friend bursts out laughing like "hahahahah you put it on your wrist? it's not perfume"
>i ask her to kindly demonstrate how a man should apply cologne
>she grabs the bottle and full on axe sprays her torso like four pumps boom boom over her chest in an X
>male friend says "like axe"
>i left them there, enraged, like "i'll meet you at build-a-bear"
>mfw that bish smelled like a man for the rest of the day