/fa/ - Fashion

>grow beard
>too patchy
>trim
>shave neck and cheeks to look sharp
>razorburn, despite warm water, shaving with grain, cream and aftershave without alcohol
Why has god cursed me

I’ve literally been trying to grow my hair out for like 2 years, but apparently all hairdressers have an IQ of 75 and don’t understand complex words like “keep,” long,” “grow,” “out,” etc. It all goes in one ear and out the other. They might as well just buzz me and piss on my face for good measure. I pay good money too, always like $40-50 before tip, I do my research, but somehow I get FUCKED OVER and SCALPED every time The only hairdresser who ever failed to scalp me was in a Puerto Rican ghetto, for $18, but I moved right after I found him.

I’m gonna fucking KILL MYSELF, why even live if I can’t have a glorious mane breaking over the side of my head like a waterfall? REEEEEEEEEEE

>>13955004
T-Thanks.

Why do black clothes lose their color?

I bought a black t shirt 1.5 years ago and now it's not as black as it used to and the same applies to almost all my clothes with the exception of my leather jackets which I never wash.
This existence is not suitable for being /fa/ when there are things such as clothes losing their color and humans becoming old and ugly in just a mere few years.

tfw second day fasting
not in the mood for a fast but doing it anyway because Thanksgiving

AHHH I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I'M HUNGRY WANNA EAT NOW!

>>10099975

>GODDAMNIT MOM, I SAID TAKE THE PICTURE WHEN I'M BLOWING THE SMOKE OUT YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH. TAKE IT AGAIN, I NEED TO LOOK COOL!!!!