/fa/ - Fashion

i rocked my AF1s today, qts were mirin, boys too but with jealousy/envy, gaybois with thirst in their eyes
me being white, bald/shaved + manly dark beard (180 cm, 69 kg), kinda like a thinner Max Payne from Max Payne 3

i think most of you are familiar with that thing - or at least i hope you are - when a couple is coming towards you on the street and you can tell by a mile that the qt is mirin, the boy is jealous and he would kill you even just with one look if he could
i can tell you w/o any pomposity, this happens with me frequently, happened today multiple times too and one of those occurences was an advanced version:
>couple is coming towards me
>qt is mirin
>boy is jealous/mad as fuck
>when they pass by boy tries to kiss qt just to show me that she's his property
>needless to say, he fails miserably, qt is givin the middle finger (just literally), but pushes him away with both hands while she doesn't take her eyes off me not even for a second
i almost laffed out loud and felt sorry for the poor guy, but what can i do, i'm one handsome motherfucker

i always enjoy situations like this, on the other hand, i'd never start anything (serious) with a chick like that, because what if somebody styles on you on a sunny day and you would be the guy who gets pushed away? these chicks are the worst kind

thanks AF1, thanks Nike & Obama