/fa/ - Fashion

>>11519389
>place doesn't accept American Express so have to use disgusting Visa

>>11515365
>nail
>polish
that reminds me:

>coworker wanted to get mexican food
>okayfine.exe
>order enchiladas
>driving back to the office
>feel my stomach start to rumble
>ohmanigottagetback.jpg
>start driving faster
>hit a traffic jam
>fuck.png
>every forward movement can feel the pressure building
>shitting pains coming on stronger
>little relief from tiny farts but can feel my colon playing tricks on me
>red lights as far as the eye can see with no viable way to go around
>have never experienced hopelessness in that level as I did that day
>thinking "I will shit my pants today"
>feel every bit of acceleration and braking and take every drop of will power not to shit myself
>finally traffic clears and we're back to the office
>jump out of the truck limping, can't walk straight
>see the finish line ahead and hope comes back
>this is where the final battle is fought
>get extreme pressure to shit
>nearly fall to my knees from pain
>run to the toilet as fast as physically possible not to shit myself
>finally see that porcelain bastard I've been yearning to see
>as I begin to lower my pants and myself I realize I'm out of time
>asshole lets go
>my pants barely clear my asshole and my ass points towards the toilet, this jet of shit comes out of my ass
>pressurized sprays in some sort of synchronized movement
>nailing the toilet with high psi shitspray
>spend 30 minutes trying to polish the toilet to get the shit off

>>11047123
kill yourself tripfag