/fa/ - Fashion

>tfw you want to look skinny and effay but your face looks like shit at low body fat

>Say absolutely stupid shit to girls when I'm drunk
>Barely talk to girls when I'm sober

>>9543076
i vomited all over my outfit yesterday, my fucking boots look horrible and the smell doesnt go away

does anyone know how to do it? i washed my clothes twice and its still there

being shitfaced drunk isnt effay at all

>tfw you gained 4kg in just a week out of thin air

i´m on fucking calorie deficit, how did it even happened

oh well, i guess its time to start with plan ANA

>>9512479
>Gorillaz
still in middleschool i guess

>MFW i still enjoy listening to them

Why are clothes so fucking big?

I'm an XS in practically everything I own.

>>9464758
>tfw all my friends do
>even my normalfag friends find the sheer ludicrosity of the things I say when they don't understand them to be funny
>I've won the maymay humor lottery

>>9390224
>That feel when swindled
>It will never arrive

le new meme face

>>8589805
>Be a manlet and have thick rugby player legs despite sitting on my ass all day
>Pants are always too long, or too tight, even when I wear a size 30/29/28

>>8572815
>be me
>go to the cinema with family
>look overdressed in a very basic but interesting fit
>black long slim shirt, black jeans, chelsea boots and dark navy blue coat
>brother dresses the same way
>sort of effay crew i guess
>dad picks us up
>see some faggot on the street with the most beautiful HY ever
>tell my brother to check that shit up and tell him i want my hair like that
>dad says we should start acting like normal people
>gets ape shit mad because i just comented how i want my hair
>ask him if he thinks i´m gay and tell him that he offended me
>he says i offended him
>laugh and tell him i´m not gay
>tfw you start to think that everyone thinks you´re gay
>tfw you dont want to date some pleb bitch just to get the acceptance of people
>tfw you´ll never find someone who fulfill your standards
>tfw you´ll never have a beautiful HY

dayum, that was some good hair

>>8525316
>Just starting out trying to become fah, go into a shop to try on some Doc Martens that I can later buy online for 2/3 the price
>Guy who works there comes over and asks where I got my jacket
>Tell him the truth - that I don't know, some store in a different town, I can't remember the name of it but I know there's one of the same store in this mall
>Keeps asking me, I just can't remember the name, it was a while ago
>Gets me a shoe to try on, next asking me where I got my boots
>Have no clue about that either, my dad gave them to me when they were too small for his apparently fat foot and I didn't bother to ask where he got them
>Shoe I'm trying on is too big
>"You have a pretty small foot"
>"t-thanks..."
>"Have you ever bought shoes in women's sizes?"
>"Uh... no?"
>That feel when you're a size 6 US in Doc Marten 1460s

>>8522235
>You will never get your money back

>>8476587
delete this thread /fa/ will turn you into a meme

Why do girls hairs smell like fah?

>>8421368
sure m8

>MFW i´m jelly of evrything in DF
>dat public transport fares
>dat social areas and bars variety
>tfw living in Toluca, the home of the plebs
kill me pls

>>8333045
wow, are you me?

fuck ... i just feel like shit right now .. not even my SLP alike fit will save me for this existential crysis