/fa/ - Fashion

I will be going to church tomorrow at Saturday for the 5:00 mass to keep up the ruse with my father that I'm still a Catholic, because I need to manipulate him a bit more toward certain ends. You wanna know the essential mass core? First, be over seventy. Having white hair, hobbling over a cain, and wearing some goofy sweater or leather jacket is pretty much your uniform. Second, absolutely do not sing along with the song prompters. They can't sing themselves, so we want to appreciate how bad the music is. And if you do, make sure it's horribly unenthusiastic and off-pitch, in a feeble old man voice. Maybe laugh at the standard issue, retarded Novus Ordo homily joke from the even more elderly priest.

I am not an irreligious person, nor do I have qualms with Christianity as I see it. You see, I reject the Tanakh (Old Testament) and I suspect St. Paul's writings to have been made conspiratorially in order to link the Tanakh with the New Testament. Also, I do not agree with the Catholic's rejection of the other books of the Bible, e.g. the Gospel of Thomas.
Jesus Christ has saved those who are worthy, and will return to throw the morally evil into pits of eternal hellfire.