/fa/ - Fashion

>Womanlets wear heels
>Refuse to date anyone that isn't at least 3+ inches taller than them in heels
>They are literally lying about their height and then discriminating based upon that lie

Woman are retarded. For context I'm 6'0.

>>9450881
>yfw a nigerian organ smuggler can afford a full rick fit and you can't

>>8974097
Straya m8, never cold enough for socks, it's only cold enough for that parka for about two weeks.
>>8974118
Talk shit post fit etc etc, I was posting an image for OP to see said parka.

>>8906306
I can't handle this much yuppiescience.

>>8809978
>Staged

Ok m8

>>8309731
>Arriving home to your mansion from a hard days work as CEO of Job.corp
>qt.3142 greets you at the door dressed in a maid outfit "anon-sama why must you always work so hard! *pout* XD"
>Suddenly three other Norwegian qts that also happen to live in your mansion bounce over in their expensive agent provocateur lingerie "Anon-sama you have to come with us we have something to show you!"
>"omg hush qt-chan don't ruin the surprise for anon-sama" they giggle uncontrollably
>The three qt's drag you into the lounge room and force you to recline on the chaise-lounge
>Suddenly top 40 belgian super hit "what does the fox say" starts playing on your bose(tm) stereo system
>The qts launch into their well choreographed routine soon their well sculpted abs and thick hips have you entranced
>Breathless from the exertion they finish, looking to you for affirmation of an afternoon well spent all you can say is
>"Should have done it to the swans"

>>8207233
>>8207273
>Stance makes a joke
>Autists post feel memes in response
>Cry about their board

pls leave

>>8097838

>>8069146
Why not?

4chan is a good as place or even better to discuss and get information on various topics and interests. Much better than a typical forum which has the drawback of peoples egos attached a username.

4chan is not the secret club you think it is and tell your HS m8's all about in hushed whispers. I've been here for a number of years and I imagine I'll keep visiting for a number of years as long it remains.

>>8069172
No, my life turned out differently and I became a different person. I ended up moving country to become a citizen on the other side of the planet. Now I have a comfortable life, earning comfortable money. Five years ago I was watching people inject heroin into their crotch.

>>8026865
>>8025817
Why don't you guys leave her, I'm planning on leaving mine when I can.

>Link friends videos on korean BB for men to provoke discussion
>They're now convinced I wear make up and make fun of me
>Tell your friends you have over 10 pairs of shoes
>They call you a woman
>mfw my friends make fun of me for not wearing chunky af watches

I never knew the pain of not having effay friends before I came here, now my life is a living hell.

>>7885545
So Crown&Buckle are lying on their website when they list these straps as leather?

>Our leather straps are carefully crafted by hand, utilizing modern tools & machines. Despite our low price-point, our straps are not mass produced using hands-off manufacturing. Rather, our straps are produced to a quality and standard offered only by a hands-on production environment.

Our leather straps are made using English and Italian leather and are offered in styles current with today's watch strap trends.

I come here for the board couture, I have no favourite designer, I watch no fashion shows.

I think models look sick and unhealthy.

/fa/ was helpful for crystallizing the basics in my mind, and now I get frequent compliments on my fits.

Is /fa/ dying? No. Should fuccbois lurk moar. Yes.

I got into a number of fights when I was still in school.

I was a long haired scrawny kid with an attitude.

>Year 7
>Walking home with some m8's through the rough estates
>Some cheeky gabbers throw some firecrackers at us
>I give them the finger
>One of the lads comes over to throw a right hook
>Somehow dodge the first hit
>He gets me with a left
>I throw a few body hits back
>My coward m8's do nothing
>Just walk away from him
>End up with a black eye

>Another time
>Walking to school
>See some lad I went to primary school with
>He's become a rough sort
>He's on a bike (they're always on a bike)
>He rides over and asks for the time
>I know the jabberwocky is just trying to steal my phone
>I don't even have a phone
>Inform him of this
>Have some fisticuffs
>Continue on to school
>This occurred in the same rough estate

>Be 16
>Walking home from a m8's with another m8
>We decide to take the scenic route past the university dorms
>A bus mobile pulls up next to us as we're reaching the bus stop outside the dorms
>Literally and no exaggeration here, about 20 young lads (chavs) get off the bus at that exact point
>They arrange themselves in a gauntlet type fashion as we have to walk through them to get home
>The first punch is thrown
>Keep walking
>Each step another lad throws another punch
>The timid university students look on in horror frozen unable to act
>Keep stoically walking through knowing that if I fall I will most likely never leave alive
>The punches rain down
>Somehow make it through the other side with my m8
>Get home to find my face is truly fucked, two black eyes, bloody nose and lips, takes 3 weeks to heal
>Don't bother reporting it
>My m8 comes over that night, not a scratch on him, he claims to have been hit as much as me
>We drive around with his older brothers and baseball bats looking for these lads
>Don't find them

Some kind of providence lead us to take that way at that particular time, minutes either way and it could have been different.

>>7380545
>>7378825
>mfw her boyfriend is having better sex than most of us

>>7301011

>>7209618
Who cares about movements?

This is /fa/, the bottom line is how it looks.

>>7126384
>Not setting your privacy to only allow tags you approve

Every tagged pic of me on faceyb has been one I've uploaded.

>>7031902
>Work 12-9 five days a week
>Job is fairly physical so just want to eat something and go to sleep when I get home
>My days off are completely useless, tuesdays/sundays
>Have few friends
>Too tired to attend any social gatherings
>I feel like all I do is wait to go to work

Maybe one day I'll acquire a better job.

>Barely coherent african chap knocks on the door
>YO GOBBER GOTSTA TO SEE INSIDE YO HOUSY DINK FOR DEM TVS
>Y-you can't come in Sir!
>WHATS YER NAME YOUNG TROLLYWOLLOP
>It's X now please leave you're scaring me
>2-4 weeks later
>Get court summons for non payment of tv license
>Accompanied with an arrest warrant if I don't show up
>Go along
>Looking out in place in my dadcore menswear with all these hardened felons
>Security guards ask me if I'm in the right place
>Get called into court
>Tell them it wasn't my house so how can I be charged for a tv license
>They drop all charges

This happened twice in the same year.

>>6262051
>Want to go hiking in them
>tfw 1k's are only fashion boots

Guess I should go kick some cinderblocks.,