/fa/ - Fashion

I've decided that this spring I'm bringing the Kangol back.

I buy Ray-Bans because they're the only brand that women recognize, no point in paying for "better" quality when people just think I got them at a gas station

only when its against their will

>>14839677
>also 6'1"
>whenever I do a group photo with my mates I stand on my toes to tower over them even more
>whenever anyone asks my height I say 5'10" just to blow the cover of my manlet bros who all use 6'0" as their cover height
>they spill their spaghetti trying to explain to any girls around that I have to be like 6'3" or something

I can afford a real pair of sunglasses and I still wear Ray Bans because they're the only brand women recognize

If I was an amputee I'd go out of my way to show off my stump too, especially since anyone bothered by it would be too beta to say anything

Fuck normies

>tfw ugly but tall

I wear Ray-Bans even though I can afford real sunglasses just because they're the only brand women recognize fire at me idgaf

>mfw I'm 6'1" but always tell people I'm 5'10" just to fuck with insecure creeps like OP

I love when manlets spill their spaghetti and start going on and about how I have to be like 6'3" because 6'0" is their "cover" height

Fuck yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWbSRhKv5W4

>taking the bus to uni
>wearing my Timberlands (I'm white)
>bunch of black high school girls are already on the bus, hear them start whispering and giggling as I got on
>90% sure I heard one of them say "he cute"

>>13846481
we're white guys with red wings we have sex with girls all the time

>be 6'1"
>always tell people I'm 5'10" to fuck with mentally ill people like OP
>stand on my tip-toes in group shots

You seriously need to get over your delusions, OP

I always get bullied by Canadian construction workers when I'm out walking

desu though I actually like the attention, this one time these guys were yelling calling me a pervert and asking if I was wearing my girlfriend's pants (I was wearing skinny jeans), and I was so fucking happy I had to actively try to not smile and wave because these normie Chads implied that they thought I had a girlfriend instead of calling me gay or something

it was the nicest thing anyone had said to me in a long time even though it was meant to be insulting

>6'1"
>if anyone asks I claim to be 5'10"
>short guys always spill their spaghetti trying to insist I'm taller because 6'0" is their cover story

It's the perfect crime

>>12675231
>New York
>clean-cut and casual

>>10799845
umm how?