/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>280604
>lol'd

Thank you, mate.
Detergent with phosphates seems more than easy enough.

Currently we store any"bodies" that are scheduled to dissolve within sealed metal drums, filled with salt.

Do you, or anyone have an idea if salt effects the drainage?

(cont'd)


We had both rooms sealed for 2 days and went back inside to drain the tub. It was as success! there was nothing remaining except for a millimeter of grim at the brim where the liquid was. A few months after, in our large yet lonely home there was a burglar which I had promptly shot and killed. The wife and I were both in shock, and unaware of what to do so we did what we had done to Yip. What got me was the thrilling feeling I had when performing the resection; it was as if your first ride at the roller coaster. The dissolving burial took longer than Yip's. We had sealed the rooms for 1 week, though the grime being much deeper, it was easily cleaned off.

At first my wife was sick and appalled at the thought of liquefying a human, but then she was attacked at the local mall parking lot. She came home with a blacked eye to which I had lost control. I made her come with me back to Wal-Mart where the attack took place and got her to show me who done that to her; who is only small figured woman. She pointed at some fat fuck of a faggot who was eating her pig filth in her car; walked up to the car and aimed my gun (w/ silence) and shot her x3. She was alone in her car, eating some filth burger when I had shot her; key still in the ignition, I drove her car and parked it next to mine, moved body inside my car and went home. Same thing with the dissolving.

Anyways, after 5 years of "fixing" our "problems" like this, the drains seem to be clogged and the oder of human fat wafts around the rear end of our house. How do I get the pipe under the bathtub cleaned out?

Hi /diy/kes!

I do not come here often but I suppose this would be more help than /adv/ or /b/ so please bare with me.
For 5 years now I have been self meditating myself for when it comes to stress and anger management; have been keeping a very low cover of it, hence why I am here on 4chan and not discussing this with a professional.
Anyways, to business; I have a home, which I share with my wife of 4 years and she is currently pregnant with our first child. I, with awareness of my wife, have been using the two bathtubs located within our Federation home to dissolve both animal and human remains. As far fetched as it does sound, I assure you that this is not a "troll" thread.
First it started with getting rid of our late kitty "Yip" and because we did not have a backyard (it was concreted over) and throwing her into a rubbish bin was considered inhumane by my then girlfriend, we had decided to give it a "dissolving burial".
What we had done was first perform a resection on the bone to the flesh of Yip. After separating the the bones and flesh apart, we had set up the bathtubs so that one had housed bleach (diluted with water) and the other with generic brand cola (mixed with arsenic).
With the bleach tub, we had put in the flesh which we had dissected and with the cola tub, the bones.

sex dolls obvs

glue legos everywhere

build tables, chairs, beds, whathaveyou out of legos that has been glued together.

you will save so much moneh

can we get back to the thread and shut the fuck up about yeast infections ?

>Acquire/Steal corks
>Line em up, on each wall in your room
>???
>Soundproof

Also, sanitize them in a vinegar+water solution and bottle up your own mead or moonshine.

Or

>drill hole through corks
>tie corks up with straw
>vertical it as well
>???
>you now have a mat

Get a condom and fill it with salt water.

freeze it for the night. in the morning take it out.

wait for the ice to melt (shouldn't take long)

take a dump inside your now perfect shaped condom. make sure that you had eaten a few slices of bread the night before.
*important

now tie a knot at the open end of the condom

stick your turd condom into the freezer and wait 24 hours

take it out, wrap two more condoms over it (to prevent breakage of your turd condom)

tie those two extra condoms above your turd condom.

now every time you go fuck yourself, make sure you wrap a 4th condom above it, and throw ONLY the 4th condom away when you're done.

>1st layer of condom to store turd
>2nd layer of condom is to prevent leakage
>3rd layer of condom is to prevent breakage
>4th temporary layer of condom is to make sure that you don't get a fucking rash or condom poisoning

Make sure that it is not a runny turd.

>To collect your turd, throw a puffy roll of toilet paper into the toilet when chucking shit. this creates a "cushion" for the turd so you can pick it up without it getting wet.

>>263268
>pic related

>>263092
February 2012.

>>263090
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82344958/

>Dat muffin
Watch and lol as she tries to parkour, then walk a few miles to her bug out vehicle.

I'd show em my underground 3 story bunker made out of 9 shipping containers with about 20 other sealed shipping containers connected to the main underground hub to be used as the population of my mancave/whatever it's fucking called expands.

Can we have a Doomsday thread?
Like in the show Doomsday Preppers.

Let's say that the producers came to your place; what would you do and tell them about survival and such.

Think of it as if you are one of the people on the show.

Tell me what to /diy/
Anything. Anything at all.

I have no skills whatsoever and am rotting away on my laptop.

Currently I am thinking of making a lamp out of soaking a cotten ball with petroleum jelly and keeping it inside aglass jar. Think of it as a fairy that Link caught in Ocarina of Time and it died whilst in the jar and burst into flames.
(Got the idea from Doomsday Preppers)

Please guys, something simple, and easy, cheap and has some use. Something Doomsday Preppy related maybe? that show is the bomb for ideas actually.

>>260640
>pic always related

>http://boards.420chan.org/mdma/
>Site related

Drug and pretty much none faggot discussions belong on 420chan. No go. Fly my glorious fairy.

As for civilian wear

>Shark mail
>Hoodie
>Cargo/Army pants

Hey BrOP in justice, here check this shark chainmail.

http://neptunic.com/sharksuits/neptunic-custom/

>18-20pounds / about 8kg
but spread throughout your body so you'd barely feel it.
>withstand sharks so i suppose it can save you from knives
also
>would bone that chick so hard. fuck.

Anyways what I got planned for my vigilante suit is
>Shark Mail (dat link)
>Motorcycle helmet with internal to external camera + HUD (still in R&D at the moment)
>Steal-toed boots
>Plated motorcycle gloves, jacket, pants
>Katar Push dagger
>TAZER
>(2) Cattle prod
and lastly
>my motorbike

>Pic related: it's a katar dagger.

Post your rape kit inventory.

Utility belt
>duct tape
>high grade LAZER
>pepper spray
>sleeping pills
>bottle of morphine
>rag
>condoms
>blue eye contacts
>small bottle of industrial bleach (for hair if i were to be cornered and hiding)

On hand/body
>ski mask, pulled to neck to look like a scarf
>TAZER
>army boots (steal toe)
>glasses

What do you carry, Anon?

I saw this pic on the Rain Trees facebook page.

Anyone know how to /diy/ ?

ITT: People prepping for Apoc

Fuck man half the postings are some Oceans11 shit.

All I ever got are
>Nokia E63 for docs, reading material, time, phone stuff, etc
>Wallet with Highschool I.D, College I.D. train tickets, important phone numbers on paper in case phone dies, bank card, some money, picture of ladyfriend.

Also occasionally, depending on where I'm going, the time of day/night, who I'd be with and who to expect.
>TAZER
>switchblade
>steel pole (with crusted blood stains)
>Walther P22 .22

>>249742
Info-pics

You should lurk moar, but even then you'd just pick up newfag terminology.

>Pic related: OC I made for /vp/.

not reporting

nor saging because ya'll dumb as fuck

hai /diy/ddlies