/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>150927
End of story, nothing else really to tell. After I got off work I met up with my friend who wrote the email program for me and bought a few rounds for us.

I would like to dedicate this though to all the forever alone out there and all the men and women who have been cheated on but never did anything about it.

>>150917
If you had read you would have seen that a program was used to do this and was schedules to initiate at 1330 when she had been at work for around half an hour.

1400 She gets home and calls me sobbing asking why, I still tell her I didnt do it and to ask Anon (the other guy) again. She says that she has no idea what Im talking about and I tell her Anon, the guy who works with FriendAnon (friend who told me originally about other guy). She finally confesses she has been seeing someone else and when asked why she says she doesnt know. I still deny any part in the incident, she says if she could she would have never started dating the other guy and that she loves me, I hang up and send pic related to her. This absolutely does it and sends her over the edge she calls her friend and tells her shes having trouble breathing.

1410 Friend arrives takes her to the hospital.

1440ish Friend calls me and tells me Im an asshole and other colorful names. She goes on to relate that my ex is having a nervous break down and was admitted to the ER and placed on sedatives and oxygen. She also tells me that my ex's boss left her a voicemail saying that when she can she needs to come in and begin her companies separation paper work.

OP here finally. Apologies for taking so long to post the results got held up at work. Anyways so everything went according to plan what I am about to tell you is texts from her and from her friends.

1100ish Pinata arrived via courier, coworkers insist she bust the thing in common area. As soon as the thing breaks open naked pictures, naked pictures everywhere. She runs into the bathroom crying, shes in there for about 15 minutes before she leaves work.

1130ish She calls me and I tell her Im busy with work. I get a text asking why I did it. I replied back that I had no idea what shes talking about and ask her to elaborate. She replies giving details of the event, I tell her I have no idea what shes talking about but maybe she should ask Anon (the other guy). She doesnt say anything back.

1330 Faxes and emails begin flooding into her second job which she is now at. She gets a call from her boss saying he needs to see her. On the way to his office a coworker stops her and shows her the email. She has a total fucking melt down and begins crying hysterically and runs to the break room and locks the door. Her boss unlocks it and goes in and tells her to go home and take a 3 day break.

Cont...

OP giving a quick status report as Im currently working. Lets just say she is not happy. Will report moar later.

>>146348
Tempting...
>>146345
Can she prove shes only sent them to me, nope.jpg

Already have had some legal consultation on this (even posting this nonsense here) and unless she gets Johnny fucking Cochran to do his Chewbaca defense she has no hope other than wasting monies.

>>146330
Yes it does but having grown up with an awesome lawer(whos represents you for free)sure doesnt . And considering the fact she doesnt have the kind of money to take this to court makes it even better.

>>146319
>>146317
Obviously shes going to know it was me but it would be next to impossible to prove in court if she were to take that route.

>>146312
Elaborate yes, stupid well thats like your opinion man. Had already made plans with her for getting married not the biggest part though. Why Im doing all this is I was about to start the job Ive always wanted big pay lots of travel (wouldnt see her ever) and turned it down (she knows nothing of this) in order to be with her.

>>146308
Im 100% going with the picture filling. And it will be no trouble and 99.99%(nothings ever unbacktraceable) untraceable to me. Already have a program written and installed on her computer at work.
>>146306
Dumping them all on /b/ afterwards and I dont think you want to be the one person not in her address book who gets them. Ill start a thread here and link to the one in /b/.

>>146302
About as possible as a snow ball in hell. I live on the other side of the country. And after this all goes down Im not talking to her again and will never see her again.

Sorry fucking flood detection.
>>>/b/380181782

test number 2
>>>/diy/146172

test
>>>diy146172

Going to go with the naked picture filling and move the emails/faxes back 15 minutes. I know her shes the type to bust it in front of everyone right away.

>>146259
I think Ill do this instead and move the faxes/emails back like 10 or 15 minutes.

Anyone out there know how to link to a thread?

>>146259
I like this thinking Ill do this and move the emails/faxes back like 10 minutes.

No one know how?

Someone tell me how to link to another thread and I will post some nudes there though, no face and tattoos obstructed.

>>146196
Am planning on it as this is just the beginning but will fuck it up immensely for her. Her second job is going to fire her and force her to pay back around 10k they spent on her clearance because she signed an agreement with a "blackmail clause" that entails any nude photographs can be used for blackmailing her to give up classified documents. Her Mom will get a wonderful card of her spreading her legs too.

As a side note anyone wishing to view the nudes will have to wait until around 1700 Eastern time. I will post them on /b/ and link here. Ill be using the same trip and will link to the thread.

Pic semi related but untrue.

>>146188
1/10
You are one or more of the following a shitty troll, pants on head retarded, or a mouth breather with the reading comprehension of a person with sydrome of a down.

And no, not in the least bit am I mad.

>>146177
Cant do that just yet two of the IT pencil necks at her work she has friend zoned browse /b/ and would tell her in a second.
>>146180
Yes without a doubt 110%. Good friend works with the other guy (small world right?) and was at a work party, she show up hanging all over other guy and kissing him and shit. Friend casually asks how long theyve been dating and what not. Greatest part is other guy was a little drunk so was loose of the lips and was saying she thinks shes cheating on him (sluts gonna slut right?) with a guy names Anon (Me) cause he looked at her phone and saw we talk alot.

>>146172
Forgot to mention that the photos will go to her second job. Requires a back ground check and security clearance.

So fellow DIYers what are you guys doing creative for Valentines day? Myself Im making a pinata(esque) for my girl friend, just without candy.

"A pinata and without candy, what gives Anon?"
"Ahh glad you asked Anon."

Well this is going on 2 years and 2 months of my girlfriend and I dating but Valentines day will be the end of us. I found out that for the past 3 months she has been seeing someone else.

"But still I dont get the pinata without candy Anon"

Well here is where it gets interesting. Like a good girl friend should she has sent me a mountain of naked photos via email and phone. She works two separate jobs. While she is at the first job in the morning the Pinata will be delivered via courier with a simple note saying "Im giving you my heart for Valentines day youve already had it for so long..." with instructions to wait atleast 10 minutes to break it. At the same time she recives it a random naked photo will be sent to all of her contacts in her work email address book and random naked pictures will be faxed to all the fax machines at her work.

Now you see where this is going. No doubt within minutes of the emails and faxes she will recieve calls/text messages. Having dated for so long I know how she will react, shes going to rage quit and throw everything, including the pinata which will break open. Inside will be a note saying "...but you broke it you fucking cunt".

I will eat no candy Valentines day because the sweetness of revenge will be enough for me.