/diy/ - Do It Yourself

[Anonymous No.61745]

I want to make a wig for my cat. I am not trolling. It is a hairless cat. Well, a Devon Rex. So he is like covered in lint basically and has no real hair on him or fur. I think a toupee would be good.

Anyone? How can I get a toupee to stay on his head without stapling him or something?

pic related, it's my actual cat.

[Anonymous No.61746]

wh... why would you even want to make a wig for a cat, in the first place?

[Anonymous No.61747]

>>61746
Ignore this guy OP.

I suggest gallons of napalm.
Sticks to everything.

[Anonymous No.61751]

>>61747

I don't want the hair to burn though. It'll smell. I want the toupee to just stay on his head so he kind of is more like a used car salesman.

>>61746

dude...did you see the picture? If anything that has ever lived needs a toupee it is my cat.

[Anonymous No.61755]

he's got like this fine disgusting fur on him. I want to maybe collect the red hair of a friend of mine who has an immense ginger beard, and give the cat a smooth toupee of ginger hair.

I have like a piece of netting I can probably glue the hair onto, all I need to figure out is how to keep it on his head without hurting him.

He pulls off straps, like for hats or shirts or things. He's kind of a dick cat.

[Anonymous No.61756]

>>61751
I'm gonna take OP seriously because why the hell not.

OP the first thing you have to consider that you probably know from owning a devon rex is you don't want to put anything on the cat that can be toxic or cause hairballs/blockages.

That said, have you considered a sweater? He doesn't look like he needs head coverage, so just a little kitty sweater would do to cover his torso. I guarantee there will be plenty of patterns for pet sweaters for free online if you look. If you've never done yarncraft, crochet will probably be easier to learn.

That said, is there any benefit to the cat to have body covering? Like is there a medical reason? Even though he has patchy fur it doesn't look like his skin is too irritated. I'd think that trying to cover up the bald patches would just irritate the skin (from friction) and cause more hair loss (from stress). Unless this is something your veterinarian has recommended, I would advise you to get over your puritanical loathing of exposed pussy flesh OP

[Anonymous No.61757]

>>61756
I should mention that crochet is easier to learn but knit will give a better fit using a ribbed stitch for stretch.

[Anonymous No.61759]

thanks! well yeah he has a couple sweaters, he just looks...completely retarded in clothes.

His patchiness is just how he has always been. when he was a kitten it was even more disgusting to look at. He kind of looks like he is radioactive but he is healthy.

I just hate the way his head looks in the sweaters. I really want a head-wig, toupee but I don't want to glue it on if it will hurt him

and yes I am serious.

[Anonymous No.61761]

would elmer's glue hurt a cat? if it was on its skin? he has a bald place on the top of his head, no fur, where I could put elmer's.

[Anonymous No.61764]

>>61761
>>61761
I'm doing it, fuck it.
pics to come. if it works and he is ok then /diy/ will know how to attach a wig to a cat.

I'm gonna use a hunk of sheepswool I have that's kind of light brown. It won't match but what toupee ever does.

[Anonymous No.61766]

my body is ready

[Anonymous No.61775]

ok before picture

[Anonymous No.61780]

>>61775
bracing

[Anonymous No.61781]

you could see the bald patch in the last picture. here he is with some lambswool glued onto the elmers patch. I think once I am done letting him be debonair I'll just soak it on warm water to get it off him

[Anonymous No.61783]

one more. he left the room now I assume to try to remove it. it's almost dry though so i think he will keep it on a whiles.

[Anonymous No.61785]

the place where I put the glue is almost totally bald so no hair will get torn or pulled. it's just his skin there.

[Anonymous No.61786]

>>61783
>>61781
Is that Andy Dick?

[Lizerd No.61788]

>>61783
>>61781

[Anonymous No.61789]

Thank you OP, this made my day.

[Anonymous No.61790]

what the hell?

[Anonymous No.61791]

>>61786
no it's jean-michel basquicat

[Lizerd No.61792]

[Anonymous No.61793]

he's back. He went and ate, he's a greedy bastard. He isn't even shaking his head or anything. It's like the glue doesn't bother him.

I tried tape first but he just shook til it came off. Also a strap or anything he would scratch at it til it came off. This doesn't even phase him. It's like it was meant to be.

he always looks pissed it has nothign to do with the toupee. notice the before picture.

[Anonymous No.61794]

>>61792
AH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.61795]

>>61781
>>61783

It's King Buzzo

[Lizerd No.61796]

I'm sorry OP, these are just too good to pass up.

[Anonymous No.61797]

It would be too cruel but a moustache would look awesome.

[Anonymous No.61798]

>>61795
>>61795
>>61795
melvin head cat

[Anonymous No.61801]

>>61797
he's kinda napping, or starting to. once he stops payign attention I'll go for his chin bald spot and give him a beard.

I don't wanna put glue on his whisker though on his mustache because he only has like three whiskers and they break really easy.

devon rexs have brittle whiskers

[Anonymous No.61804]

>>61783
>>61781
Oh boy that cat is pissed. Expect to find revenge cat shit somewhere in the near future.

[Anonymous No.61805]

>>61796
naw, go to it. he's an asshole cat for real, mock him all you want.

fucks sake I'm gluin a wig to his head. You think I take my cat seriously or something?

waiting for him to nod off but everytime I reach for him he wakes up.

[Anonymous No.61806]

>>61764
When you wrote I didn't think you would actually glue some fake hair to the cat, but now you have...

OP, I think I love you...

[Anonymous No.61808]

>>61805
let him fall asleep with him touching you

[Anonymous No.61809]

[Anonymous No.61812]

>>61801
Leave it man, he will go crazy if you try to attach something onto his face, and just not on top of.

[Anonymous No.61813]

>>61804
naw man. he always looks pissed. he purrs with that fuck you face on.

[Anonymous No.61815]

>>61805
I think I see bald patches on his chest. I definitely think he needs some manly chest hair putting there.

[Anonymous No.61816]

he's laying on my leg. and I have the glue on him already but when I go to touch his face again he wakes up. haha


he looks pissed at all times, it's hilarious

[Anonymous No.61818]

>>61816
grab his head and hold him there, he is your cat, he doesnt own you.

[Anonymous No.61819]

>>61815
>>61812
>>61804

think that might be all he'll take tonight, he got up and left the room again all stalk-y like
>>61806

this OP always delivers

[Anonymous No.61820]

>>61818
I tried that, that's why he left. He is too squirmy to hold down for this kind of stuff.

it was funny with the head glue though, he just sat there purring. I think he knew I was making sure he has a better chance with the ladies

[Anonymous No.61823]

OP I can't stop laughing oh god you made my day

11/10/11
The day cat toupees was /diy/'s finest achievement

[Anonymous No.61824]

This thread is gold

[Anonymous No.61825]

one more without the hair, just because. this is a friend of mine that died recently, before he died, holding the cat and summoning evil.

the cat works for that by the way

[Anonymous No.61827]

>>61820
dont be afraid to hurt him, you holding their against his will will not hurt him. at all. dont be a pussy and grab that cats head and put that beard on.

[Anonymous No.61828]

>>61825
will the cat's beard look like the beard of your friend?

[Anonymous No.61831]

can we archive this?

[Anonymous No.61834]

he eats hair, too. he climbs on your head while you sleep and eats your hair, straight up eats it. when I have anyone with long hair over he shits out long hairshits.


I can't get any glue on his face because he keeps squirming, but I mashed some loose fuzz onto him like a mustache and it stuck long enough for a few pictures. it's the same hair I used on his head.

[Anonymous No.61837]

>>61834

[Anonymous No.61838]

>>61834
He now looks like some zany french dude.

"oui, it zeems we are out of zee mackerel again.."

[Anonymous No.61839]

>>61828
yes I have a bag consisting of that guy's beard hair from before he died. he gave it to me once when he shaved, so that was the hair I wanted to use.

I'm gonna make it into a proper toupee and beard I think now that I know the elmers glue works.

[Anonymous No.61842]

I'm off now to build a cat beard. If this thread is alive later today when I get done I will post the results.

glad I'm not the only one who likes my asshole toupee cat

[Anonymous No.61852]

>>61839
Go to bed, Rip.

[Anonymous No.61855]

>>61852
oh totally.

[Anonymous No.61861]

>>61839
I'm not going to lie OP this is pretty cruel. At least elmer's glue will probably come off in a day. has it occured to you that your cat is an asshole because he has you for an owner? honest question.

[Anonymous No.61868]

>>61861
hey man I love my cat. elmer's glue will not harm him, it will come off with warm water. he's actually laying here in his wig purring right now.

I just call him an asshole because of his facial expression. And because of the thousands of dollars in vet bills because he is a total pussy with his digestion (but still eats everything he can find)

[Anonymous No.61872]

Stop torturing your cat.

[Anonymous No.61873]

>>61861
This is not the thread for you. OP's cat is now going to get shit loads of pussy (lolpun) with his bitchin' new hairdo.

[Anonymous No.61874]

Stop torturing your cat Anji Marth.

[Anonymous No.61875]

Stop torturing your cat Anji Marth of Alsea, Oregon, Cascadia

[Anonymous No.61877]

[Anonymous No.61884]

>>61875
yes that's me. You might also notice about a hundred pictures of him. he's a very annoying cat but I have been more than happy to love him.

and no...I do not think making him wear a wig for a few hours is torture.

If you;d like to chip in for his next vet bill because of the bladder trouble, let me know. He is about 13 now and will be requiring even more vet care in the next few years I think.

he's such a dick cat. Gotta love your cat though.

[Anonymous No.61885]

>>61875
Bravo you can read EXIF data, gratz.

[Anonymous No.61887]

>>61875
you found me because these pictures were just openly posted on my very own public page with my real name on it. You think seeing my name next to a wig cat picture scares me?

I posted the same pics to my own page. The cat is fine.

[Anonymous No.61893]

>>61887
That's correct. I'm aware that you're not permanently injuring your cat, but I felt disturbed by the wanton disregard for the comfort of the animal you have already described as having health problems.

On a related note, for someone with such a unique appearance you are quite judgmental of a defenseless cat who can't help his looks. You shouldn't project your own insecurities onto him , he clearly has a hard enough life as it is.

[Anonymous No.61894]

threadkill

[Anonymous No.61898]

>>61893
oh dear no. this cat has had the easiest life imaginable. for 13 years he has been pampered, and now he is healthy and well.

yes, he is ugly. I call him the old fella.

don't fear, he's never harmed. He is getting old man troubles (he had a bladder problem- I spent two month's rent to fix it...) but he is well.

and no, the wig isn't hurting him.

For someone on a mostly humorous imageboard you're awfully goddamn serious about my cat's self-esteem. You realize he doesn't even speak english?

I adopted him when nobody else wanted him. I foster animals as well and nurse them to health for adoption. When's the last time you dropped off some fucking blankets to the animal shelter?
that's what I thought.

[Anonymous No.61900]

>>61893
the cat might see this on 4chan and start cutting itself, good point dude

[Anonymous No.61905]

>>61893
Fuck you're a gay cunt.

[Anonymous No.61906]

>>61898
So now that your cat has been successfully decorated, can we allow this marginally-/diy/-at-best thread to die now? Or do your dogs also have cosmetic problems that you need advice on fixing?

I'm also not going to lie that I'm a bit jealous. I also care for an elderly cat, she is healthy but she has long fur and sheds a lot. It would be nice to have a short haired cat.

[Anonymous No.61907]

>>61906
yes, it may die. I would like to add that I have been wiping off the elmers and it is coming off easily, no problem at all. warm water on a rag.

the little bastard is still purring.

[Anonymous No.61918]

>>61906
the rex's and hairless cats are pretty good for the shedding. he used to lay felt-like lint fuzz everyplace, I got this cat conditioner for him. you put it on their skin every few days and it keeps their fuzz from breaking

the little fuzz hairs are almost worse than long cat hairs though. ever put conditioner on the cat? it makes them shed less. but its gotta be cat stuff from the pet store not human conditioner.

[Anonymous No.61934]

>>61918
We just got her, my parents retired and moved and didn't want to bring the cat with them (its our family cat) and I haven't had a chance to bathe her yet, but I plan on getting kitty shampoo and conditioner when I do. mainly the problem we think is that she's fat and has a tiny head and can't always reach to clean herself. brushing her gently two or three times a day helps and I'm sure she enjoys it.

Maybe I'm just sensitive because while our cat wasn't "abused" she had a stressful life - when we were kids we were noisy and rough, and then we got a large stupid dog that didn't know enough to leave her alone so they had to be kept in separate parts of the house. She likes things quiet, she's very shy and she gets stressed out easily so now that I'm not as much of a stupid kid I try to treat her gently and kindly as much as possible so I fret when I think about a mature cat being treated roughly.

[Anonymous No.61939]

>>61934
man poor kitty!

yeah my cat has had it easy, no kids here, my house is quiet most of the time. He naps, eats cobwebs and hair, and cuddles the dog. He's having a grand old retirement.

He can't get brushed, it'd just be rubbing at his skin really. I do a conditioner on him once a week, and those rubbery like comb nubby things once in a while.

I only took him because they were gonna kill him or whatever, he is not a very good specimen even for such a weird and gross breed...he's not consitently thin-haired he is patchy like a chemo patient...

I love my defective asshole cat

and I am still building a beard for him. I'm gluing the beard hair to a fine net mesh, to make a better toupee and beard. I think he'll be fine with the glue on his chin, it came off really easily there and his head.

[Anonymous No.61942]

>>61934
tl,dr: don't fret, nobody hassles the little guy.

except for the cat wig and when he loses his shit over the red dot

[Anonymous No.61954]

>>61939
Yeah, i guess it's only elmer's glue. they let toddlers eat it so it can't be ~too~ terrible.

at least let it be a long flowing and braided beard, so he can know the glory of being dwarf-like.

[Anonymous No.61958]

>>61745
knit cat clothing for him like people do for short hair dogs

[Anonymous No.61967]

>>61954
viking beard plox

with two braids

[Anonymous No.62015]

Epic cat is epic

[Anonymous No.62028]

>>62015
look'd to op's page, cat's name is oskar

[Anonymous No.62031]

Bring on the beard, OP

[Anonymous No.62051]

wig seems fine, facial hair seems like it will be a lost cause. Not that it would stop you. On a side note, eating string/hair is a habitual thing cats sometimes do when they're having digestive troubles. Have you considered growing cat grass?

[Anonymous No.62055]

>>62051
he has wheat grass to roll in

beard is going to take forever

[Anonymous No.62238]

bumping for love of OP's dastardly cat

[Anonymous No.62261]

Bring it on!

[Anonymous No.62264]

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[Anonymous No.62266]

>>62264
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[Anonymous No.62996]

Bump

[Anonymous No.63007]

You glorious bastard OP!

Keep it going!

[Anonymous No.63013]

I think it's time to put that thing out of its misery

[Anonymous No.63018]

This made my night. I love you, OP.

[Anonymous No.63040]

Wow.

[Anonymous No.63043]

>>61831
I 2nd this

[Anonymous No.63053]

/diy/ just keeps on getting better and better.

[Anonymous No.63072]

Please archive

[Anonymous No.63074]

cat

[Anonymous No.63076]

I came for the shipping containers and welding/forging.

I stayed for the cat stylin.

I will do this to my neighbours cat next time it comes over for a feed. But with green wool...

MWAHAHAHAH.gif

[Anonymous No.63079]

This thread is full of win.

[Anonymous No.63080]

I love you op. I literally want to give you and your cat a big hug. It's been a long day and this these has made me laugh harder than you can imagine.

Thank you.

Also, what's the cats real name?

[Anonymous No.63085]

>>61839

Why'd he give you.. wh-..

Son, your life - and the people in it - scare me.

This is the best thread on /diy/ so far, no contest.

[Anonymous No.63088]

how do we archive this thread?
I want to be able to show it to people.

[Anonymous No.63091]

And just a few days ago we had a woman who made insane dresses out of cat-patterned fabric.

4chan has come a long way since them retarded macro cats.

[Anonymous No.63106]

Do you still...legitimately want advice? Not sure how much effort you want to put into this but I have some resources on wefting hair and putting wigs together that you can adapt to a cat-sized one, also I, uh...did this a couple years ago.

[Anonymous No.63120]

>>63106
Yes. Tell us more.

[menchi !DrKITTENS2 No.63203]

[Anonymous No.63214]

does the chanarchive even work for /diy/?

[Anonymous No.63221]

Great thread, poor cat.

[Anonymous No.63230]

>>63085
>>63080
his name's oskar.
he gave me his beard because I didn't want him to shave it off. it was glorious.

cat beard is halfway done but I have to go to work now. and yes to whoever had wig knowledge, is there an easier way to put this together?

oskar seems to have had no problems at all from his toupee tryout. he's taking his morning nap in front of the radiator now.

[moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 No.63248]

>this thread
>allofmydreams

[Anonymous No.63255]

>/r/ archive

[Anonymous No.63257]

>>63255
but where? chanarchive makes error for /diy/ archive

[Anonymous No.63259]

>>63256
says nuked.

[Anonymous No.63264]

> /diy/ will be nuked.
Someone need to persuade mushroom to take over /diy/ along with /g/.

[Anonymous No.63266]

you think he looks upset over a wig, you should see when he has to get a bath. which happens pretty often, because he's mostly skin and not normal catlike fur.

[Anonymous No.63268]

one more, this is on the way to the vet last time with his friend fatface cat. he doesn't mind the car but always wants to get on the dash instead of sitting nicely like the other cat does.

note: the backseat passenger took this picture, not the driver

[Anonymous No.63278]

funniest thread on 4chan in months
thanks OP

[Anonymous No.63280]

if you get lazy they have a website for cat wigs
http://kittywigs.com/wigs.html
yes it exists.
btw, i love your cat he is adorable.

[Anonymous No.63281]

>>63264
Edit:
see
>>>/g/21069360

[Anonymous No.63303]

>>63266

That is an old man in a cat's body!

[Anonymous No.63313]

>>63248

the gods have spoken

[Anonymous No.63316]

>>63303
here is a close-up of his stomach.
if you did not know this was a cat's stomach, you might find it nsfw

[Anonymous No.63320]

>>63280
there are no beards on that site

[Anonymous No.63331]

God, I couldn't stop laughing at the pictures of OP's cat, especialy after he added the mustache. Thank you man, you've pretty much made my whole day.

[Anonymous No.63353]

whole mod/janitor team is lollin

great job OP

[Anonymous No.63359]

this is amazing.

[Anonymous No.63361]

i can't stop laughing

[kittypoop !!UEnm0RlF7K0 No.63395]

OP take your cat out for walks in his wig, chicks dig that.

[Anonymous No.63397]

op here. I feel all warm inside that /diy/ enjoys my cat's hijinks.

got some info on wigmaking to make tonights beard making easier.

[Anonymous No.63421]

>first time on diy
>scroll down
>see this thread
>mfw

GLORIOUS I SAY GLORIOUS

[Anonymous No.63446]

god I wish my cats didn't have such healthy coats now, I don't want to have to shave one of them for this

[Anonymous No.63448]

Okay, my day has been improved tremendously.

[Anonymous No.63449]

There has to be a way to archive this thread

[Sue-Doe-Nim !!L6ScjMJugfO No.63450]

Can I have your cat Op? love grumpy bastard/bitch cats . My last cat liked to sink her teeth into people's arms and purr while refusing to let go

[Anonymous No.63456]

i don't even know what to say
i'm so happy right now

[Anonymous No.63458]

>>63446
>removing hair to glue on fake hair
Well why the fuck not?

[Anonymous No.63560]

Reheating epic bread.
OP is a non-deviant heterosexual.

Captcha: evenium fire
>listening to Dragonforce.
>wat

[Anonymous No.63574]

I can barely concentrate at work because im thinking about the beard that's coming later

[Anonymous No.63663]

>>63574
I know that feel bro.
I know that feel.

[Anonymous No.63693]

keeping this alive.

[Anonymous No.63736]

I DEMAND PICTURES OF CATBEARD

[Anonymous No.63759]

hey op, I made my cat a scarf!

[Anonymous No.63776]

Bumping as I need to see a beard on it. And moot/mods this tread needs sticking/archiving.

[Anonymous No.63777]

>>63776
>implying 4chan staff have control of archival

[Anonymous No.63782]

>>61781
kinda reminds me of king buzzo from the melvins

[Anonymous No.63792]

>>63248

[Anonymous No.63802]

>>63776
>>63736
I get done at nine, will post catbeard round ten pacific time

[Anonymous No.63816]

>>63802
>>63802
That's 1 am where I live...
I will stay up for catbeard, please deliver OP. Please.

[Anonymous No.63835]

If that cat had mice, it would look like this.

[Anonymous No.63839]

>>61793

[Anonymous No.63845]

it's completely idiotic but I am gonna cut out of work early to get home and work on catbeard.

All I've done all day in between projects is daydream about it.

never fear, I will certainly deliver. again.

~OP

[Anonymous No.63851]

>>63845
>>63845
You, sir, are the greatest man to have ever lived.

[Anonymous No.63862]

>>63858
If you read further up, his cat's whiskers are brittle and break easily.

Sooo
he didn't cut them.

[Anonymous No.63868]

It would be a good idea to close your bedroom door tonight. He's going to wait until you fall asleep, and then he's going to get even.

[Anonymous No.63885]

please sticky this thread mods

[Anonymous No.63951]

WHERE IS HE

[Anonymous No.63964]

ok I got home a little while ago.
My dog, who's usually really well behaved, totally ripped the beard I was working on to shreds. So I had to start over with other hair because there just wasn't enough ginger to begin all over again

I think the dog was just excited about the beard too, and you know how retarded an excited dog can get

I'm finished remaking it with this grey wig I have left over from halloween. I'm gonna try to get it on oskar now

pic related, it's the dog

[Anonymous No.63969]

ok he is not liking this at all. seriously. I mean it is on him but he won't stop shaking his head around and licking at the hair. I even made braids in it for him so he would be suave.

motion pic of him rolling around.

[Anonymous No.63973]

I'm gonna give him some chicken treats. he almost always forgets anything else when there is chicken treats.

[Anonymous No.63982]

man i was imagining ginger glory all day, and then making this was imagining wizard cat, and instead it's like an elderly retard rolling around on the dirt

he likes chicken treats, now he's kind of chilling out in the beard but it still looks all wrong. I might need to spend real time making this a better shape for his head.

[Anonymous No.63983]

>>63969
OP I love you.
Will you put the wig back on after the chicken treats? Please.

[Anonymous No.63989]

he's totally just leaning all over me purring but he won't hold still for a picture. he is treat begging but when I move to get the camera he starts wriggling again. then when I take the picture he leans over...it's actually kinda funny

I think I might just make him a granny wig out of this stuff instead, the facial hair is so hard to get right on him

[Anonymous No.63994]

>>63983

I told oskar he was famous on 4chan and he said "I'm not afriad, I already have a dog"

here's granny wig instead. he doesn't seem to mind stuff on his head at all really. He just relaxes with a wig on.

and yeah if you want I can give him his king buzzo wig again in a little while and try to get some more action shots.

[kittypoop !!UEnm0RlF7K0 No.63995]

>>63989
Just so you know I waited for this all night and I've saved almost every picture. I think I've saved more cat pictures from 4chan than I have nudes.

[Anonymous No.63998]

I think your cat would look positively dashing with a goatee.

[Anonymous No.64002]

>>63998
oh fuck yeah, it's on. I have to eat first though, I seriously got home and did this before eating or anything.

>>63995

same here actually. my cat is different though. he's...special. in a curmudgeonly way.

[Anonymous No.64003]

Funniest shit ever, OP.

[kittypoop !!UEnm0RlF7K0 No.64007]

>>64002
I know in the beginning of /diy/ everyone was arguing over who would be the mascot for the board...well, I'm nominating oskar the cat. He stands for everything we've worked towards.

[Anonymous No.64008]

oh and when I say he eats hair I mean he only eats the hair off people's heads. here he is mowing down on a friend of mine's hair. he leaps up on people to eat their hair. it's really freaking weird.

[Anonymous No.64009]

>>63994
oh that is grand.
I would love king buzzo with some facial hair, the goatee would definately look smashing.
Have you thought of connecting the beard and toupee into one unit so it stays on better? you may need a while to do this, and I don't know if it would work. My cat would rip my face off if I did that

[Anonymous No.64017]

oskar would I think willingly volunteer for almost any experiment requiring a cat (without harm) as long as he is bribed with plenty of human food or chicken bits.

He's laying by the heater in his grey wig now.
here he is with his full winter coat all grown in, this is the hairiest he ever gets.

I think he might be an ok mascot until a better one turns up

[Anonymous No.64020]

>>64009
damn good idea. my food's cooking, right after I eat I will get the king buzzo out and try to add a goatee on the bottom. he gets weird about chin straps but I can try. I tried a chin strap first and he just pulled it off

[Anonymous No.64024]

<mfw catbeard

[Anonymous No.64030]

>>64020
Hahaha awesome. I'll stick around for that. Best of luck, I hope it works out

[Anonymous No.64036]

he does remind me of side show bob, got an red version

[Anonymous No.64037]

If this isn't here tomorrow I'll be so disappointed. I have to sleep for my exam tomorrow, but I don't wanna miss catbeard

[Anonymous No.64048]

dammit, I have to be up early in the morning so I can watch Saturday morning cartoons,I hope this is fast...

[Anonymous No.64057]

there's just no way, I think he has had enough bearding for a night. he's not too happy with me at the moment, and squirms away when I pick him up. I don't wanna stress him out too badly, an hour of work is enough for any old man cat...

But I frequent /diy/ and if there's anything which I can get oskar to help with, you can be sure I will put him straight to work and post up. he will be on standby for /diy/

here's one more for the road...you can see his broken old whiskers in this one

[Anonymous No.64070]

>>64057
OP you're my hero

[Anonymous No.64078]

>>64070
not OP, oskar. he is the hero

[Anonymous No.64081]

>>64078
true sir, true

[Anonymous No.64101]

op here, oskar IS the hero, I will try him again with a goatee tomorrow just for fun. I'll make a new thread for catbearding if this one dies, or post here if it lives til then

oskar gets a night off now and some treats.

[Anonymous No.64109]

I love how he's in a steve jobs turtleneck.

[Anonymous No.64127]

>>63994
he's winking

[Anonymous No.64304]

bump

[Anonymous No.64314]

>>64304

[Anonymous No.64320]

>>64304

[Anonymous No.64321]

>>64314
>>64320
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.64324]

Just wow....I love you so much /diy/ I really, really do.

[Anonymous No.64328]

[Anonymous No.64329]

>>64328
bah hahaha

[Anonymous No.64332]

This thread has made my day considerably better. Could not control my laughter when I saw that first picture.

[Anonymous No.64382]

op here, gonna work today but maybe tonight I will try the goatee on him. I think he got wig fatigue.

Might try to get him to pose with a leatherman or some tools, make him a little more /diy/-looking with the crazy hair too.

[Anonymous No.64387]

OP I wish I could give you something
but what do you give
who the man who is everything

[Anonymous No.64428]

This thread was the best thing that happened to me. Thanks Oskar, Thanks OP.

[Anonymous No.64444]

love the steve jobs turtleneck... now he just needs jeans!

[Anonymous No.64451]

hey OP, ever heard of kittywigs.com? they're pretty expensive but very pretty. Here's the details for this pink wig, no joke.

"Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig -- somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.

Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline."

[Anonymous No.64455]

>>64387
more love for oskar is all I could ever hope for

you could go buy my art to help me pay his next vet bill if you're serious. my name was posted earlier up the thread, google is your friend

here he is with my leatherman. I don't think he approves.

off to work now.

[Anonymous No.64457]

>>64451

[Anonymous No.64462]

>>64457
needs more fur

[Anonymous No.64480]

>>64451
that picture was begging for this caption.

[Anonymous No.64483]

>>64480
oh god. lol'd hard.

[kittypoop !!UEnm0RlF7K0 No.64491]

I will only use cats in wigs as reaction faces forever more.

[Anonymous No.64492]

>>64480
Here, have them all!
>Silver Fox
"Silver is all about sophistication. Indoors or out, this wig takes Shaft to a special place -- where everything is sleek and svelte, young and foxy.

Silver makes your kitty feel sexy and smart, like a cougar on the prowl."

[Anonymous No.64494]

>Bashful Blonde
"Blonde is a magical mix of bashful and brazen. Shaft shows off the many moods of a natural blonde: sweet yet catty, smart yet batty -- where life is alluring and coy. Now all he needs is a bikini and a Swedish accent. "

[Anonymous No.64495]

Last one.
>Electric Blue
"Blue is edgy and electric. In this wig, Chicken sports some serrrrious attitude: she’s thinking saxophones, smoke and snapping fingers.

Blue gives your kitty a sharp look -- jazzy and totally copacetic."

[Anonymous No.64505]

reminds me of musov shoko

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Seh9_sFv1Z4

[Anonymous No.64520]

ah hell one more for the road

[Anonymous No.64572]

For the love of cat goatee <3

[Anonymous No.64573]

And what a glorious Caterday it was.

[Anonymous No.64585]

>this thread


oh my god. i love this board.

[Anonymous No.64624]

more oskar. keeping it alive til goatee time.

[Anonymous No.64647]

one of the best threads ive ever had the pleasure to witness

[Anonymous No.64678]

I had the impression that OP was a guy.

[Anonymous No.64842]

anxiously awaiting catgoatee

[Anonymous No.64857]

I really want OP and cat-dress-girl to meet and fall in love and have a cat themed wedding.

[Anonymous No.64861]

>>64678
>>64857
this op is a girl

[Anonymous No.64920]

inb4 tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.64923]

>>64861
Lesbian wedding.
We can make it happen.

[Anonymous No.64956]

OP here, doesn't matter whether I have a dick or not. That cat dress is pretty fucking sweet

just got home, got shit to do and errands then I will attempt goatee

[Anonymous No.65326]

Bumping. Oh BTW OP, you should post your tits.

[Anonymous No.65339]

>>65326

but it isn't necessary for you to leave if you don't

[Anonymous No.65388]

remember when diy was good

[Anonymous No.65417]

where is the goatee OP!?
Where is it god damn it?!

[Anonymous No.65423]

>the cat does not give a fuck what he looks like
>cats are not comfortable with having shit plastered all over them
>you cant even get a cat to wear a sweater like you can a dog without the cat freaking right out
>even the rare cat who will tolerate something like this will hate it

this is fucking retarded and you should feel retarded because guess what you're a fucking retard. leave the cat alone. fuck off.

[Anonymous No.65424]

ok, here it comes. just took the pictures now

[Anonymous No.65428]

this is the best one I got, there's a few more.

I had to use a strap to keep it on his chin I didn't want to put any glue on his already-inadequate hair

[Anonymous No.65431]

oskar actually likes to wear a sweater. his skin gets cold, he is always happier with something covering him. he's a weird fucking animal for sure, not like most cats.

he didn't seem to mind the goatee at all strangely, like the wig alone, he just sat there purring and looking at me. He did lick at the hair a bit though.

[Anonymous No.65434]

last one. he was trying to eat the goatee. like I said, he eats hair, I think he actually enjoyed having it on him because he could try to eat it uninterruptedly while I took the pictures.

[Anonymous No.65440]

op i want to kill you. really. there's no need to glue stuff to a fucking cat. it doesnt need to look good. its a fucking cat. the cat doesn't care. you shouldn't care, it's not like you're fucking the cat or dating it, he's your cat-bro and he doesnt need to be pretty.

glue on a cats skin? did you even google if that might be harmful? cats lick themselves asshole. and you know what its not something you can google, because no one does this. you're risking your cats health for no good reason at all. slight risk or not, no risk is worth pointless bs. and its impossible to understand fully the risks anyways because nobody does this. gluing things to your cat. fuck. i would call the spca on you if i knew where you lived.

why do i even bother? human nature is such that people are generally incapable of admitting when they're wrong. so no matter what i say you'll stubbornly insist you did the right thing, even if it kills your cat, and you'd do it again. no one has the marbles to sit back and think "holy fuck i did something retarded and i am in fact a stupid person i am sorry i did that and will do nothing like that again". or are you different op? can you admit when you're wrong? fuck i know your answer is going to be "yes i can. but i did the right thing putting glue all over my cat"

fuck i hate you. i really really hate you.

[Anonymous No.65443]

>>65440
in b4 "u mad"
yes, i am obviously mad
the only reason more people arent mad is because these pictures are hilarious. but putting glue all over your cat is still bad

[Anonymous No.65445]

>>65440
elmer's nontoxic. yes I did google it. doesn't hurt him one bit.

you care a lot about animals. maybe you should donate some stuff to your local shelter. They always need: blankets, food, leashes.

I try to bring dry food to the no-kill here in town at least once a month.

Oskar is an adopted cat. He was on death row when I got him. Same with my dog, and the foster animals I take in.

If you had read the thread instead of having a shitfit you'd already know all about oskar.

also,
>>U MAD BRO

[Anonymous No.65446]

>>65443
Elmer's is non-toxic, FYI

[Anonymous No.65450]

>>65446

but the worried tone of that post is also the reason I drew the line at a mustache. I didn't want to risk him getting sick from licking at it.

(I didn't leave the glue on him after the wig comes off, I'm not a fucking retard. warm water on a rag and he got a little bath to get the residue off)

[Anonymous No.65456]

also: goatee delivered.

[Anonymous No.65457]

maybe the reason your cat is unhealthy is because you have poor impulse control and dont think shit through.

i bet you feed your cat people food and shit like that "oh he loves hotdogs". just fucking doing whatever without researching the consequences. like a former friend of mine who fed his cat chocolate "my cat loves chocolate bro". chocolate is toxic to cats, i told him that, i showed him the proof. he just didnt want to believe it. the cat died. he blames "act of god" for the cats death. he reminds me of you op

[Anonymous No.65459]

>>65457
as I've said...he's healthy. he is an older gentleman, but healthy.

He looks weird because he is a devon rex. They have almost no fur, they're related to the hairless cats. Again: he's totally fine. His only health issues are because he is aging.

[Anonymous No.65462]

>>65450
>I didn't want to risk him getting sick from licking at it.

so you admit there's some possibility he could get sick. because you realize non toxic doesnt mean safe to eat. and now you're gonna wash it off with warm water, thus likely spreading it on to his fur because water runs all over the place. where he will lick it off himself and get a bit of glue inside his delicate and fragile digestive system.

[Anonymous No.65465]

>>65431
It's beautiful, OP. Really and truly.

[Anonymous No.65466]

>>65462
damp rag to wash it off

>>you must be retarded, cat has no fur

go read the rest of the thread madbro. you will feel better.

[Anonymous No.65469]

>>65462
were you one of those kids that ate library paste?

>>trollan

[Anonymous No.65470]

>>65450
Google'd you OP. You are quite the artist.

[Anonymous No.65476]

>>65470
thanks yo.
I try.

[Anonymous No.65481]

>>65462
........Are you retarded? Like, seriously. I'm no fan of animal abuse, but I see nothing wrong with this. OP is being cautious about the glue, and the cat itself. The OP has already mentioned that he/she stops when Oskar isn't in the mood for it anymore, to keep him from getting stressed. As for glue, it's certainly better than taping it on. As long as hair isn't being pulled out, a quick wash will solve everything. There's a line between concerned, and just being anal about something, and you've clearly passed it.

[Anonymous No.65495]

>>65462
>>65457
>>65440
you know.. you should clean your vagina, seems like it's full of sand. Did you go to the beach or something recently?

[Anonymous No.65500]

>>65495
>>hairless cats?
>>in MY vagina?

[Anonymous No.65501]

>>65476
you should post some instructions for that mask. seems cool.
get a trip also like "oskar's lady" or something that will remind us this glorious thread

[Anonymous No.65506]

sorry i was just raised to believe that gluing things to your cat is retarded and wrong but whatever. i dont think you understand how easily stuff is absorbed into the skin. even sunscreen for humans was recently found carcinogenic (not as carcinogenic as the sun so i still use it). and unlike sunscreen on humans, glue on cats is entirely unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.65507]

>>65501
naw, no trip here. that mask is a repainted plastic mask from the 80s. craft paint is good on plastic if you rough it up.

you can google my actual name from higher up the thread, give me a little link action or liking following whatever the fuck, I am a starvin artist and could always use more exposure or like that

but no, no trip ...I participate as anon when I post

[Anonymous No.65510]

>>65506
naw, seriously dude. it's fucking elmer's glue- not a solvent..nontoxic, little kids eat that shit all day long.

[Anonymous No.65516]

>>65510
the list of shit that is healthy for humans and unhealthy for cats is like a mile long. where does elmers glue fit on that list? nobody has bothered to look into it because nobody glues shit to their cats. so really, there is a small chance that it could be a minor problem, we just don't know.

[Anonymous No.65521]

>>65516
if he has nontoxic glue on his head for like fifteen minutes, which he doesn't get a chance to eat...

seriously. think hard.

[Anonymous No.65531]

>>65516
op here...really. he is fine. he is not eating glue. glue is not being left on him for extended periods of time. toxic stuff is not given to him. he does not eat people food, and is quite pampered.

He's a devon rex. they're high-maintenance animals compared to most cats. He eats better than most people; in order to keep his hair from breaking he gets conditioner rubs, organic foods, the works.

A few minutes of elmer's is not going to harm him. Unlike some of the paints used to prep animals for shows and crap- *shudders*

I do animal rescue work and fundraising, dude. I'm not going to hurt my cat. Just make him look ridiculous and take pictures of it.

[Anonymous No.65539]

I looked at some of your art on etsy, and it's pretty cool OP. If I ever have money to spare I may buy a photo print of the spider skeleton. The black and white print looks fucking cool.

[Anonymous No.65551]

Could anybody throw up a link to OP's art?

[Anonymous No.65552]

>>65539
thanks man, I appreciate it.


last pic of oskar from the goatee morning. He's washed off now, hanging out in the sun on the window. it got cold yesterday so today when I leave for work I think he's getting his turtleneck again...

Thank all oskar appreciates your enjoyment of his disguises

in this one you can see that the wig is minimally attached to him...I kept the glue only where he had no hair...that bald spot finally came in handy

[Anonymous No.65554]

>>65551
resonanteye.net

[Anonymous No.65563]

annoying != torturing

[Anonymous No.65569]

>>65554
thanks anon.

OP you have some pretty cool stuff. I wish I wasn't so poor so I could pitch in a few dollars for you and oskarbro.

[Anonymous No.65579]

>>65569
if yer broke just spread my shit, links or what have ya. you know. make me famous and shit. haha

I'm off to work now, thanks /diy/ for the oskarbrolove

[Anonymous No.65680]

>this thread
>people still ask me why the internets are awesome

[Anonymous No.65873]

this cat yes!

[Anonymous No.66008]

bamp for technical needs, keepin it alive

[Anonymous No.66012]

no archive for /diy/ yet?

[Anonymous No.66021]

srsly

[Anonymous No.66401]

Hmmm..I would say use fake eyelash glue.
Defiantly your best bet.

[Anonymous No.66461]

>>61834

I shouldn't be making noise this late but I opened this up and started shaking trying to hold in laughter

[Anonymous No.66549]

>>65552
When I see Oskar with his hair, this is what I see.

[Anonymous No.66904]

bump.

[Anonymous No.66907]

bamp.

[Anonymous No.66917]

ah yes, i am pleased this thread is still here.

[Anonymous No.66956]

Why did you glue pubes to your cat's head

[Anonymous No.67008]

I can't believe this is still alive

[Anonymous No.67052]

an ode to catbard

[Anonymous No.67056]

>>67052
this is OP. I love you.

and I can't believe this thread is still up.

[Anonymous No.67251]

hey OP, just thought i'd let you know that i've got a devon rex too, i'd say Tigger (My cat) and Oskar are about the same age and your cat looks so much better for wear than my cat. I love seeing some of these people going "OHMAHGOSH UR CAT IZ DYING. U R A TERRIBLE PERSUN" When I know how much effort goes into a rex xD

Your cat seems like a bro. Pic related, it's mine putting up with my shit.

[Anonymous No.67342]

>>67251
op here, what's his name?

yeah they're more difficult than other cats for sure, and they always look like they're dying but they're not

[Anonymous No.67394]

ahahaha this thread is still here
I love it

[Anonymous No.67899]

Never let this die
blickityblox

[Anonymous No.67919]

bump and archive please

[Anonymous No.68020]

>>67899
/bamp4oskarbro

[Anonymous No.68028]

>Most popular thread in DIY is about a cat.
>Post link of thread to the ANIMALS AND NATURE board (/an/)
>Everyone there completely ignores it, and instead they rage in the dolphin-human-sex thread.

why

[Anonymous No.68033]

>>61759
Slightly off topic, but do I spy a Those Poor Bastards tattoo on your hand, OP?

[Anonymous No.68177]

>>68033
no, it's just old-timey yellow eyeballs, on the backs of my hands.

[Anonymous No.68179]

>>68028
those people hate toupees

/x/ would probably like the alien cat though

[Anonymous No.68186]

this is op, I will dress oskar up again today if anyone has any good nonharmful idears.

I have some free time and I'm procrastinating some other stuff so I don't mind. alao oskar is in a great mood, he just got a bath and condition so he's preeny and purring. I think he won't mind being annoyed today

[Anonymous No.68272]

Dress him up like Luigi Colani. White turtleneck, dark toupet.

[Anonymous No.68274]

>>68272

sparkly tophat and cane.


recaptcha has spoken:
bsliding dancing.

[Anonymous No.68275]

>>68274 here
>>68272 sorry, was trying to quote the OP >>68186

[Ardes Cadaver No.68287]

After reading through this thread, I'd like to say...
/diy/ is now truly a real and relevant board.

[Anonymous No.68302]

[Anonymous No.68313]

This is what Oscar wants.

[Anonymous No.68319]

this thread was alive for a week at least so i figured to see what the commotion is about.mfw i laugh my ass off ...awesome cat OP he has the coolest evil look

[Anonymous No.68419]

op here, working on a beret.

[Anonymous No.68436]

>>68419
make a little black and white sweater to go with it so he'll look like a french guy or a mime.

[Anonymous No.68466]

This should be stickied on first page as the best thread. Ever.

[Anonymous No.68610]

bump

[Anonymous No.68645]

Thank you Internet

[Anonymous No.68648]

>>68436
I've got the beret kinda made, my friend has a tiny white shirt he can wear that she is bringing in the morning. I am gonna aim for the full frenchy look.


I was so down today until I just randomly looked back and saw this thread still alive, and then instantly felt better. i have been giving him way too many cat treats all day now and telling him he is famous.

[Nattie No.68663]

>>68648
Make sure to add a properly french mustache.

[Anonymous No.68668]

>>68663
I'm going to style the hair I used for his previous mustache into something with a little more finesse. the fuzz hair works really well on him.

I might cut up this old black halloween wig I have, too. I work tomorrow but I will get home around 8 pm and dress him up.

[Anonymous No.69760]

bump...still watching the thread op

[Anonymous No.69826]

bump for glory

[Anonymous No.69832]

I am from animal and nature I think this is funny and cute!
I am going to show to my sick friends in hope it will cheer them up as it had me

[Anonymous No.69846]

op here, jeesh that took forever to build. pics on the way

[Anonymous No.69850]

>>69846
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[Anonymous No.69859]

ok so he pretty much straight refuses to wear a mustache without eating it immediately. so there is only one photograph of french oskar.

I think it came out well, though.

(the mustache is not glued to him, simply mashed on his face...static I think is holding it on)


he is winking because he feels sprightly.

[Anonymous No.69860]

the hat is what took forever. i couldn't get it to look enough like a beret.

[Anonymous No.69865]

>>69859


Wonderful, I say, wonderful

[Anonymous No.69868]

inspired by the anon who said "oui yes we are all out of zee mackerel"

[Anonymous No.69870]

>>69860
Dude! Give him a little mini bottle of wine! (not to drink, of course)

[Anonymous No.69882]

I just started a whole thread for love of your cat on accident.

you're welcome

[Anonymous No.69883]

>>69882
fer reals what? where

[Anonymous No.69884]

/diy/ needs an archive, naow

[Anonymous No.69887]

>>69882
this one is just for you in your confusion

[Anonymous No.69918]

seriously moot archive or do something please

[Anonymous No.70148]

>>69883

lol here
>>69877

[Anonymous No.70360]

asked the cat fabric lady for a cat shirt, lesbian wedding plans underway

[Anonymous No.70932]

i can't find the fabric cat lady thread

[Anonymous No.71161]

This is probably the funniest thread I have seen this year

[Anonymous No.71400]

bump for lolz