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/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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Hey /diy/,
I just acquired some wood under...odd circumstances.
Anyway, what should I do with it?
It's 2'x4' and about 1/8 inch thick. (I do have some table legs lying around)

>> No.52925

Make love to it.

>> No.52926

>>52925
I don't think I have a drillbit suitable to that.

>> No.52933

So you got wood under...odd circumstances? happens a lot on 4chan...

>> No.52939

>>52933
Okay, so it's the first week of Fat Teens Encounter Christ Camp and there's this kid in my cabin who's always looking at me weird...

>> No.52943

>>52933
ha, I knew someone was gonna make that joke eventually.

>> No.52948
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52948

>this thread ohyou

on topic:

get some artificial wood laminate and build a little toy kitchen. I seen those thing retail for over 140 USD!!!

You can sell it for like 30-40 bucks, I've factored production costs are virtually 0-5 USD ( I already have most of the leftover/scrap hardware I need )

>> No.52955

build some birdhouses

or just 1 raccoonhouse

>> No.52963

bumping with circumstance:
>saw a rabbi walking down the sidewalk by my house last week carrying this.
>jogged over to him, asked him what he was doing.
>said, "construction. Want this?"
>"uhh, sure?"
>hands to me, walks away.
>I think I may have insulted him somehow, but he did give me free shit, so I don't know

>> No.52968

fuck all these ideas op, build a fuckin kite shield

http://www.yeoldegaffers.com/project_shieldpress.asp

>> No.52978

>>52968

dipwad McScrewkik poop face.

My idea of toy kitchens is superior.

>> No.52982

>>52948
but this seems like effort.

>> No.52988

>>52978
dude, you know you cant build a toy kitchen with a shitty left over piece of plywood. Like, you can barley build anything. I bet you only want op to build a toy kitchen so he can lure lolies into it for illegal sexing

lolis love toy kitchens

>> No.52998

OP here, summing up:
>unrealistic toy kitchen
>birdhouse/racoonhouse
>kite shield (best so far)

I was more looking for useful things to do with it, like a table, but not a table, because I have those.

>> No.53002

>>52988


AGHK YA CAUGHT ME. yes that is currently what I am doing. it's pretty awesome.

I know OP can't build it with only 8 sq ft.

however it is a good (and fun) way to make money on the weekends.

>> No.53004

>>52998

>table
>useful
>1/8th inch

lol yeah no dude, the only table you can build with that is a TOY KITCHEN TABLE.

unless you want to stack and glue 6 layers for a 2' sq coffee table, which really wont look that great (best done with hardwood)

>> No.53013

>>53004
Again, not planning on making a table.
Also, I think two layers would be sufficient for anything I would put on it in the future. I'm not going to stand on it or anything.

>> No.53032

Anyone how much weight it could hold?
COULD I stand on a table made of this?

>> No.53071

build a thinking box

>> No.53073

>>53071
what would this entail?
do I have to fit inside of it?

>> No.53076

>>53073
Make a box to fit your head inside. Better if you carpet the inside to store your thoughts better(and so you can shout louder).

>> No.53080

>>53076
know you're probably trolling, but I think I might do this, with a tape-recorder hooked up in there. I might even have it link to one of my computers via bluetooth or my wifi network

>> No.53081

>>53080
You're welcome. If you seal it right its like a cheap /diy/ sensory deprivation chamber.

>> No.53096

>>53081
Wouldn't it be awkward as fuck to wear? I feel like it'd need some kind of shoulder braces or something to keep from putting too much strain on your neck or something...

>> No.53153

>>52923
You mentioned odd circumstances. This implies to me that you excavated it from some Indian burial ground, in which case you must burn it under a full moon and put out the fire with holy water.

>> No.53998

>>53153
way to read the thread

>> No.54049

>>53071
This is relevant to my interests.....This is now a thinking box thread

>> No.54073

Fuck kite shields go with a full tower shield like a boss

>> No.54113

>>54073
it is the perfect size for a tower shield

>> No.54193
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>>54113
OP can become the greatest warrior

>> No.54200

>romans
>greatest warrior
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.54218
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54218

>>53071
motherfucking cone of silence up in this bitch

>> No.54254

make a dildo out of it

>> No.54650

Paint a picture on it. Or paste one. Then cut it up like a jigsaw puzzle.
Then BAM you have the only massive jigsaw puzzle in your town. Hang it on your wall solved for decoration.

>> No.54660

1. drill a hole
2. put your dick in the hole

>> No.54665

>>54218
>>54218
>>53071
How about a Chamber of Understanding?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L00gnj3jeQo

>> No.54675

>>53080
build a small lcd into it, and connect it to your pc, or whatever else you want to watch on it. also some speakers.

>> No.55037

>>54675
OP here
doing this, because why the fuck not

>> No.55169

>>54660
wait around
profit???

anyway op make a z scale train set on it, cover with glass, coffee table train set

>> No.55177

>>55169
holy shit that's neat.
My baby brother loves trains I might make something like that for a bedside table.

>> No.55301

OP again
Still doing >>54675, but gonna wait for the raspberry pi and put the whole computer on it.
Any ideas/improvements to this?

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>>52923

>I just acquired some wood under...odd circumstances.

I've acquired wood under strange circumstances before too. Just spank it bro.

>> No.55860

Make a boat out of it man, search single sheet boat on googlez