The <50 Dollar Man

[Anonymous No.457552]

Greetings /diy/. I come to you with a unique situation. I have a sunken chest like the pic and I'm very insecure about it. To the point where I'm a shut in and don't have a job.

In order to fix it though, I would need money(and a job). So I want to create a "prosthetic" chest piece so I don't have to turn against the direction of the wind and wear 2 layers of shirts every time I'm out. It would help me be confident enough to go into public regularly and deal with people.

Issue is, I'm not nearly resourceful or clever enough to come up with something like that on my own, so I need ideas. I was thinking something like specially cut styrofoam with some type of belt going through it for a strap. Any other input?

I'm aware that this seems goofy but I have a complex and don't feel like dealing with it the hard way.

>Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. OP will be that man. Better than he was before. (harder) Better...stronger...faster.

[Anonymous No.457556]

>>457552
Tape and a sock. You can use a similar system to make yourself look well endowed.

[Anonymous No.457560]

>>457552
wait can't you fix that with surgery

[Anonymous No.457561]

>don't feel like dealing with it the hard way.
enjoy the rest of your life son.
Seriously, work out, muscle will build over your chest dent
I had a similar problem

[Anonymous No.457566]

see if a runners bra will do anything for you

[Anonymous No.457570]

>>457556
There's probably a cubic foot of space in there. It looks worse in real life.
>>457560
I can, but I need to get a job first. I've left the house of my own desire maybe 5 times this year.
>>457561
I have some dumbbells and have started doing pushups recently. But I certainly couldn't handle a gym if I can't check the mail without spaghetti leakage.

[Anonymous No.457572]

>>457552
Just wrap yourself around the chest a few times. You're just asking for something to keep stuff from showing that crater when clothed.

[Anonymous No.457575]

>>457566
Good idea
>>457572
Better idea. Easier to explain too if anyone sees. What kind of wrap is that? Can't find anything in google.

[Anonymous No.457576]

>>457570
Bodywight excersices, /fit/ can't help, but you can search the net around

The /fit/ sticky is slightly helpful
Here's a good routine, or I think it's good
http://www.fitness666.com/p/bodyweight-666.html

>>457575
Not that anon, but just use any kind of bandages from the pharmacy, ask for something for the chest and use that

Or use this, should be fresher
>pic related

[Anonymous No.457578]

>>457552
Get an arc reactor.

[Anonymous No.457582]

I'd second the wrap. Far easier than a prosthetic and fewer questions if it gets seen. I'm not sure if they sell a wide bandage for it, or if you could just buy some stretchy fabric and some velcro and pull off the same effect easily.

If you are going to go prosthetic you could always just cover your chest with a piece of thin cloth or a garbage bag as a tarp and fill the void. Wet your skin or use vaseline so it sticks to the contours, then fill it up with spray foam while you lay on your back. Cheap $3 cavity mold.

Then with a rasp you can sculpt in some Rob Liefeld pecs. Or stick an Arc Reactor in there, like motherfuckin' Tony Stark.

[Anonymous No.457584]

>>457582
You should go Stark way

[Anonymous No.457591]

I'm going the same way, Stark your chest up. Just think about the amount, could visit a hospital of sick kids who's day you could make awesomeby telling them your iron man.

[Anonymous No.457594]

>>457552
Latex, available pretty much everywhere, used in movies for every mask. Easy to work with, not too expensive.
Put a layer of cloth between it and your body, against sweat. put some hooks int the Latex, straps to the hooks and around your torso to hold it in place.
There, done.

[Anonymous No.457608]

People with sunken chests usually die way earlier than people with proper chests, sorry.

[Anonymous No.457609]

If you don't go with something breathable then it's going to affect your skin. I would say just wear a spandex undershirt that stretches over the void.

[Anonymous No.457613]

>>457576
> just use any kind of bandages from the pharmacy

you mean ace bandages? fuck no, op don't use those. you'll fuck up your ribs.

get something from underworks, order a size up so it isn't super tight. no one will ever know

[Anonymous No.457621]

>>457552
>turn against the direction of the wind and wear 2 layers of shirts every time I'm out
I know that feel
mine's not that bad though

[Anonymous No.457638]

>>457561 don't listen to this guy, OP. if he had a similar problem, he'd know how stupid he sounds suggesting that.

[Anonymous No.457663]

>>457575
I just looked up chest wrap. You could also look up elastic bandage, seems they come in 6 inch widths.
Also look here.
http://www.amazon.com/Large-Elasto-Fit-Breast-Chest-Compression/dp/B005H38QEM
The "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" seems to have some decent stuff too.

[Anonymous No.457689]

>>457552
Try layering some uniqlo tops. They're elasticated and designed with a closer fit than t-shirts.

[Anonymous No.457694]

dude dont get it fixed
1. u can eat cereal when there are no bowls
2. iron man potential
3. girls can do shots from it
4. convenient hiding place when bringing snacks to a movie theater
5. put your keys in it and never lose them again
6. make an awesome black hole t-shit for going out
7.put a small plastic bag filled with fake blood in it and pretend to be stabbed
8. infinite possibilities

[Anonymous No.457696]

>>457694
shame it's uncomfortable as fuck. imagine your arm has a kink. that's how it feels.

[Anonymous No.457718]

>>457582
Not OP, but i have a Pectus excavatum like though. I really want to do the Arc Reactor thing, how should I go about doing it?

>>457694
I don't understand why everyone tells me I can eat cereal out of it. It's literally the first thing everyone asks me when I show it to them

[Anonymous No.457778]

I have pectus too OP. Really sorry to hear that this affects with your life such that its tough to leave your house.
Ive never tried it, but the chest wrap idea sounds the most comfortable idea. Getting a piece of foam or plastic to stay in your chest seems like it would be annoying and restrictive. If your ribs are flared out, you could possibly put some cloth in between your chest and the wrapping.
For me, two shirts works.

[Anonymous No.457779]

Bro you're fine. My bf has the exact same issue and honestly, I find it pretty cool! When he wears any sort of shirt you can't notice it at all. You can exercise to make it look not so obvious but unless you're wearing skin tight clothing no will notice

[Anonymous No.457787]

>>457552
Vacuum bell
Pectus UP
Nuss Procedure

[Anonymous No.457789]

A friend of mine had this problem, and I had no idea. I was at his house one night and I went to take a shit and when I walked back into the living room he was lying on the couch with his shirt off, and his chest cavity was filled with juice and vodka that he was drinking with a long straw.

I was already high as fuck at the time and had never heard of this disorder before so it took me some time to process the information. I stood there paralyzed in the doorway staring at it.

When I realized he had used the last of the vodka in his little display he handed me another long straw and told me to "start sucking".

As we both sucked vodka juice from his chest he made eye contact and winked and smiled and I said "dude I don't even know what's going on right now" and he said "shhhhhh, you'll ruin the moment."

[Anonymous No.457799]

Get one of those suction gadgets to repair car dents. Worked well for me.

[Anonymous No.457807]

>>457789
ok dude you win the prize for weirdest post I've ever read on 4chan in the past 10 years

[Anonymous No.457819]

I'm sorry OP, I am realy drunk and I didn't read the thread. But can't you just get fat? Once you get a small "beer belly" your body will start filling in other areas, including your chest. Oh wait. Wait. hold on. I think I understand. You want to look good. Sorry. I just thought. Nevermind, it doesn't even matter. Never trust an engineer with your body, we'll find a solution to your problem but add a million other problems. Then you have to pay us to fix those.

[Anonymous No.457820]

>>457789
what, the absolute fuck

i'm off the internet tonite, nothing can top that

[Anonymous No.457821]

Put some cling film around your chest, apply expanding foam and insert metal hook eyes facing outwards towards your nipples. Let the expanding foam set. Use an ocky strap or some other elastics to hold it into place.

[Anonymous No.457830]

>>457552
>>457552
Tape+Tube Socks+Chest Plate.

problem solved :)

[Anonymous No.457839]

I have pectus too. I had a corrective surgery when I was 19 that moved it out a bit. I have a 13 inch scar where they cut out the cartilage to separate my ribs. I also have a 1 inch scar on my side where a tube sucked any access blood from below my lungs. I was unconscious for 2 days and in the hospital for 9. I had to wear a resin breastplate for 6 months afterward, and anytime I wasn't on morphine, the pain was so intense, I wanted to die. Truly die. My chest still concaves and I have felt the tightness from the stitches every moment of every day for nearly 9 years.

[Universaldilettant No.457845]

Thistalented /diy/eron the pic is "the elephant man" from china.
I quote:
"Neurofibromatosis is a genetic disorder that can cause abnormal growth of neural cell tissue, leading to physical deformity. [...] In July 2007, he underwent surgery to have 33lb of tumor tissue removed from his face. A second operation in 2008 removed another 10lb. [...]
Doctors have admitted it is impossible that Chuncai will ever look “normal”, due to permanent disfigurement of his facial bone structure. But they believe he will be able to have a less challenging life."

Soo, why am I posting this? Because I thought just saying "Man the fuck up and get a job and a life, and maybe by the time you earned enough money you'll also have learned you don't really need a normal chest to lead a normal life" was a bit harsh. But, yeah. You get the picture.

[Anonymous No.457856]

>I have a sunken chest like the pic and I'm very insecure about it.
>wear 2 layers of shirts every time I'm out

I feel you man, same problems here.

[Anonymous No.457878]

>>457845

[Anonymous No.457922]

Maybe you could make some sort of pocket to keep your phone and wallet in your chest. It'd stop a lot of muggers.

You could also use it to sneak snacks into the movies!

[Anonymous No.457939]

>>457789
A buddy of mine had a sunken chest which we got him to eat cereal out of. Awkwardly.

[Anonymous No.457946]

>>457845
awwww, why the long face buddy?

[Anonymous No.457961]

>>457608
and why is that if your heart, lungs and other internal organs are completely normal :D

[Anonymous No.457964]

Dude dude dude dude dude, you're missing a fucking trick here.

That's an EXCELLENT place to stash things, make up a latex covering and use your cavity there to store things inside, like a glovebox in a car.

Shieeeet I wish I had one.

[Anonymous No.457993]

>>457578
>Get an arc reactor.
THIS For fuck sake !!!!!

[Anonymous No.458005]

>>457939
Oh, 4chan.

[Anonymous No.458008]

>>457578
>>457578
This, god damn it!

[Anonymous No.458284]

>>457939
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIblp78vke4

[Anonymous No.458289]

>>457789
you made my day with that post

[Anonymous No.458321]

>>457552
I also got that OP, and as my doctor said.. The operation is barely worth it, weeks of continuous pain with steel rods inside your chest.
>Nope.avi

[Anonymous No.458335]

>fake arc reactor bitches be creaming themselves

[Anonymous No.458662]

>he fills his chest cavity with cocaine and crosses the border

[Anonymous No.458782]

idk stuff newspaper in it or s/t
is it actually visible if you wear a shirt and a jumper on top?

[Anonymous No.458787]

op i think with some training you could make a good amount of money as a drugs mule
here's the deal
lie on your back, stuff your chest hole with a million dollars worth of meth
cover over it with tin foil then masking tape
get some latex, smooth over the tape
paint over it with good quality paint, match it to your skin colour, shouldn't be too hard to get at a good costume shop
fly to your destination, nobody suspects a thing, you make money as the world's greatest drugs mule, and no one notices the hole in your chest

[Anonymous No.459437]

Hard Shell Motorcycle armor vest. $50. You could take a bat to the chest and not feel.

[Anonymous No.459442]

rear view.

[Anonymous No.459489]

>>457552
Ok OP, I'll give you my two cents because im sort-of in the same boat.
Get active, I don't mean go to the gym, I mean do pushups when you get out of bed, get out and start doing things that involve heavy breathing, those are the muscles you need to work out, dumbbells are useless in this situation.

[Anonymous No.459503]

>>457718

If you want to do that make it with leds and moving parts.

[Anonymous No.459778]

>>458787
>tin foil

World's worst smuggler

[Anonymous No.459803]

>>457845
Yeah great people are worse off than him, that doesnt mean his problem should be taken serisouly, I hate this logic.

[Anonymous No.460056]

>>457839
Damn dude....I'm guessing it wasn't worth it? :( *hug* no judgements here, bro.

[Anonymous No.460057]

How does this make you a shut in without a job? Do you work in 1982 Miami and have to go without a shirt or face legal consequences?

[Anonymous No.460072]

>>457821

>expanding foam
>anywhere near your skin

Oh my god, this is an awful idea. Have you ever gotten this stuff on your fingers? It's stickier than fuck, and doesn't wash off.

[Anonymous No.460083]

>>460056
I was never too self conscious of it. strangely enough, I was not worried about my surgery either. turns out, I lost a lot more blood than anticipated and it went 3 hours longer than scheduled, and I was dangerously close to a blood transfusion. scary stuff, looking back. I'd rule it more cosmetic than anything, so no, I wouldn't recommend it. I don't regret it though. I've never lost a contest comparing scars, haha.

[Anonymous No.460112]

>>457718
>It's literally the first thing everyone asks me when I show it to them

MUH CEREAL

[Anonymous No.460203]

I'd do an arc reactor, it's cool, sexy, and far better looking than a hole

[Anonymous No.460734]

>>457552
1.Arc Reactor
2.goatee
3. get bitches

[Anonymous No.460743]

>>457789
Saved for future generations.

[Anonymous No.460750]

>>457789

I don't..

..What?

[Anonymous No.460969]

>>460072
Oh god..... Bad memories, got that shit all over my hands as atalented /diy/er it began drying and my hands began closing and it got harder to open them. Sat in a hospital lobby for 4-5 hours scared as fuck. Hospital charged 300 dollers to get a special enzyme shit that would slowly break it down over next 12 hours. So it. Took them 10 min to fix it, and I got grounded and lost the 200$ that I had been saving for the past 5 years

[Anonymous No.460987]

>>460969
You paid 300$ for a doctor to spray acetone on your hands.

[Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU No.460994]

>>460743
I capped this too. Didn't post it though.

[Anonymous No.460997]

>>457552
>pectum excavium
>wants to basically Bondo his chest
Oh for fuck's sake dude, just go see a doctor, there is surgery to correct this, it's not fun and there are risks but it's a real fix for an actual medical problem. So far as your "insecurities" go I suggest you man the fuck up and stop being a pussy about something that's not your goddamn fault, you were born that way for fuck's sake! Now go call to make the appointment and get out of here.

[Anonymous No.460998]

>>460997
Oh, forgot:
>no money no job
See above about "manning the fuck up and not being a pussy". GET a goddamn job, GET money, GET to a doctor, STOP being a faggot.
>you're being mean to the OP!
Tough titties, bitches. Someone needs to set some people straight some times.

[Anonymous No.461009]

>>460998
wow. being this gay.

[Anonymous No.461014]

>>461009
Suck my dick, cunt.

[Anonymous No.461026]

FtM trannie here.
Do NOT use ace bandages or any compression meant for first aid. They will crunch your lungs, causing you eventual health problems, even if ya don't have boobs.

[Anonymous No.461048]

>>457552
Just put an iron man style flashlight in your chest hole.

[Anonymous No.461069]

>>461048
yes.... yes that should do it

[Anonymous No.461109]

Short sleeved under-armor? Or get the chest piece to like a Batman or Superman Halloween chest piece to wear under your shirt. That's got to be cheap and make you look built as well.

[Anonymous No.461175]

OP do you have pictures of your actual chest?

I honestly wouldnt worry about, anyone superficial to care wouldnt be good friends anyway.

[Anonymous No.461877]

>>461048
This!!!

[Anonymous No.461884]

buddy of mine since childhood had this condition... didn't seem to bother or stop him... would never notice except when went swimming shirtless.

[Anonymous No.461907]

>>457552
OP I've worked with clients in similar situations. I've built light weight chest pieces that are a joy to wear no matter how hot it is out, and absolutely undetectable.
The basic idea is use foam to create the outer shape you desire by molding it to your chest. Then when it dries and hardens your press over it a linen fabric which is starched and pressed to take the shape you desire then it is coated in a simple polymer that allows great strength and breathability. The structure is worn under a tight fitting undershirt.
In short that is how it's done/

[Anonymous No.461938]

>>457552

DUde come on 3 of my fucking friends have this. no one gives a fucking shit! why do you fucking care what a random stranger would think. It's cool to have that your different and unique. Fucking embrace who you are. and fucking get out there get a good job, your confidence will be greatly increased. There are people out there that are in way worse of shape then you.

[Anonymous No.461957]

>>457789
I'm imaging every fucking bit of this scenario in my head and it's horrifying

[Anonymous No.461968]

>>461884
yep same. I know someone with it. Didn't know he had it until we went swimming.

mfw asking to eat cereal out of it isn't original.

[Anonymous No.461969]

>>461957
homophone.

[Anonymous No.461971]

>>461969
I'm not a gay communicating device how dare you.

[Anonymous No.461976]

>>461971
no that's a snapchat.

you're thinking of bluetooth.

[Anonymous No.462010]

Have you considered placing a dildo or fleshlight in it? A lot of women get off fucking men, like pegging, for example. Fucking the chest hole might be an empowering experience for them. At the very least, you could make money on chest fucking porn until you got enough to have it corrected. The chest does not have a lot of nerves, but if it is close to the nipples you might get pleasure out of it, and with experience you might be able to orgasm.

[Anonymous No.462013]

>>462010
Holy fuck, why do I have deja vu

[Anonymous No.462016]

1. Place garbage bag on chest
2. Squirt insulation foam onto garbage bag, filling cavity
3. Place second garbage bag over top and squish until it fills cavity and is flat
4. Allow to harden enough for removal
5. Trim away excess foam
6. add cloth for comfort

7. (optional) carve out hole in middle for LED arc reactor replica to be worn under shirts.
8. get therapy to deal with crippling self doubt, because it's not a big fucking deal, bro. And if it wasn't the chest cavity, it'd be something else making you insecure.

[Anonymous No.462110]

>>460998
>>460997

What this guy said. Pectus excavatum is literally the single most common congenital deformity in existence. It's not weird or creepy, you don't have 12 fingers or a cleft fucking palette dude. You should probably get it corrected though unless you want to live with your heart sandwiched up against your fucking lungs until one of the two collapses.

It's really not a big deal. I've known several people with it and they weren't ashamed to go swimming or anything like that.

You're being stupid op. It's like what's worse - finding out someone has one slightly enlarged plum sized testicle, or finding out they wear a medically prescribed brace to hold it up so it doesn't stick to their side of the leg. Obviously the disgusting sweatstained nutbrace is creepier.

[Anonymous No.462143]

>>462110
This, I also knew a few people who suffered from this. They all weren't ashamed of it, maybe a little self concious about it, but really just a little and unlike me they all got a gf eventually.

>tfw perfectly normal chest but no qtπ gf

[Anonymous No.462167]

>>457552
Don't you need surgery to prevent the concave chest from crushing your lungs? Isn't this shit covered by any standard government insurance?

Your rules for why not smell like bullshit. I don't know, you want to be a hard ass about it, get a few tubs of bondo and fill it in like a car dent.

[Anonymous No.462196]

Holy Shit, the number of fucking retards in this thread saying to use expanding foam.

If you're that self conscious about it dude, get someone to help you make a lifecast of your chest, using some fast set alginate, and fast set plaster bandages over the top, then run a plaster casting of your chest.

Sculpt into the cavity to make your chest look like it isn't sunken, and then make a mould of it.

Clean the clay off of the plaster casting of your chest, and then cast a silicone plug for the cavity, by dumping silicone into the mould, and strapping the plaster cast of your chest to the open face of the mould.

There, simple silicone plug custom fitted to you.

[Anonymous No.462200]

It wouldn't surprise me if there existed like, corset-like things for pectus excavatum, but instead of constricting they'd keep stuff out of the cavity.

That being said, bandages are likely just as useful. And it's a completely valid reason to do that, though suspicious at an airport.

[Anonymous No.462205]

>>457552

a few thoughts/ideas:

-the wrap idea sounds like a good plan for quick solution
-have fun if you like hobbies - read up on mold making, create a mold of your chest, sculpt a desired chest plate onto it and create a plastic/resin chestpiece. use velcro straps to wrap it around you. it'd be a little protection and solve the issue (not sure if ur in any danger with this condition so maybe that helps)

-id ask a doctor about working out to build muscle over the area. i'm not sure but i'd imagine it would potentially create bigger issues down the road if you were to develop a lot of muscle on the area. when you/if you get it fixed the muscles may be uber deformed etc possibly

[Anonymous No.462256]

>>457718
>cereal

My sides have stopped existing.

[Anonymous No.462260]

>>461048
I...I read that as "Iron Man style Fleshlight in your chest hole." And I was oddly ok with it....I'm going to go lay down for awhile...

[Anonymous No.462288]

>>462260
GB2/d/

[Anonymous No.462302]

>>462260
Shit. Until now I did not see anything wrong with the comment and I thought that everyone was ok with having a fleshlight on your own chest. I was imagining a dude tittyfucking himself with that on his chest and wonder why nobody thought/joked about the consecueces of drilling your own chest to put a fleshlight in there if you did not want to tape it around your body. I had spent a lot of time thinking about this since the dude wrote that comment. I think I'm going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.462311]

Wrap it up like >>457572 suggested, but keep your keys and other important small items in your cavity, so if you get mugged they won't get taken.

[Anonymous No.462341]

>>457789
Which one of you fuckers posted this?

[Atlas !!k+KNdbXljLy No.462363]

>>457638

>confirmed for downs syndrome

my friend has pectus excavatum and it made his chest look fucking massive when he put muscle on. get your shit straight before you start giving advice

[Anonymous No.462436]

>>457807
>weirdest
you mean best

[Anonymous No.462442]

are you me?
Well except for the complex and shut in bit.
I have a pectus excavatum aswell.
I to am interested in this.

I was thinking make a negative with clay, then with plaster make a mold.
and use that for all kinds of attachments.
Smuggling, fake blood for fake stabbing with various items, a more hygenic way to eat cereal, drink vodka, make an arc reactor base.

[Anonymous No.462443]

>>462442
and everyone of my friends found it weird at first as well. But that's with all new and rare things.
girl friends like it too. one's head was a perfect fit.
"like we were made for each other"
Got some good milage from that one.

[Anonymous No.462458]

Why don't you use some motorcycle chest protection? There are some thin enough to hide under regular t-short.

[Anonymous No.462541]

Pectus Excavatum. I have the same, but a very mild case. The cartalidge between your ribs and your sternum didn't stop growing when it should have.

As far as a prosthetic, wouldn't a couple belts of leather around the chest do the trick just fine? Have you tried underarmor or similar? I find that underarmor stretches tight enough that when the wind blows my shirt won't dip down at all.

[Anonymous No.462643]

>>462341
it's on reddit.com/r/4chan too

[Anonymous No.462671]

Okay, well you could probably pour some of that stuff that they use to make molds with into your chest. Then, you would make a mold from that with plaster. Then you would need a light weight material that you could attach two straps around your chest with and two straps over the shoulders...

[Anonymous No.462673]

>>462671
look up prosthetic makeup.

The only thing is, you probably would not want to use latex. There is probably a foam rubber or some sort of light weight rubbery material that breathes.

If you are dumb and can't figure it out, you might just want to make something out of paper mache.

[Anonymous No.462704]

>>462196

>thinks people are being serious in suggesting foam
>tells OP to buy roughly $200 worth of materials when OP has stated his insecurity prevents him from getting job

lel

[Anonymous No.462707]

>>462341
>this

Jesus fucking christ, if you post these things on leddit just get out please

[Anonymous No.462713]

>>462704

Ya I don't understand something. How goes something that's reasonably hidden by a shirt. Keeps him from getting a job. How many shirtless jobs can there be?

[Anonymous No.462716]

>>457552
Vacuum bell and some sort of filling inside an undershirt for now

Get a job and then get surgery

[Anonymous No.462789]

New fag here. I have pectus carinatum different but many of the same feels. Big problem as atalented /diy/erbut as a adult not so much, My well developed charisma is social compensation. Any attention negative or positive because of my chest is now a good thing.

I actually seen a someone like OP at work two days ago, he lifted his shirt and quickly turned to hide himself before putting his shirt back on.

Just a reminder OP this is more common then you think but we all hide it on some level or another so we don't see it in others much.

If I was you I would look into if your government will pay for corrective surgery (communist health care) You'll just have to lie and claim it's causing chronic crippling pain.

For the short term I'd wear a small slightly too tight shirt and one large lose one over top.

Will be hard to find another solution more comfortable and easy then that.

[Anonymous No.462793]

New fag here. I have pectus carinatum different but many of the same feels. Big problem as atalented /diy/erbut as a adult not so much, My well developed charisma is social compensation. Any attention negative or positive because of my chest is now a good thing.

I actually seen a someone like OP at work two days ago, he lifted his shirt and quickly turned to hide himself before putting his shirt back on.

Just a reminder OP this is more common then you think but we all hide it on some level or another so we don't see it in others much.

If I was you I would look into if your government will pay for corrective surgery (communist health care) You'll just have to lie and claim it's causing chronic crippling pain.

For the short term I'd wear a small slightly too tight shirt and one large lose one over top.

[Anonymous No.462902]

I have pectus excavatum as well as some mild gynecomastia

A tight tank top underneath my shirt fixes both issues. Look around and you might be able to find some thicker tank tops for better coverage. If you have even the smallest amount of muscle on your chest the tank top will stretch over the sunken region perfect. Alternatively when I was in track all the nigs would wear this flexible shit called underarmor to show off their steroid induced muscles. The material looks like a sort of super dense spandex or something, but its apparently breathable (its made for sports) and would be the extreme version of the tank top fix.

[Anonymous No.464704]

>>457552
Dude, you don't realise how lucky you are.
You can lay on your back and eat cereal out of your chest-bowl!

[Anonymous No.464705]

>>464704
yeah some people dont apreciate what theyve got