I need 1/3rd of a Ton of imitation crab meat for a project of mine, anyone know where I can get that amount?

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Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:29:01 2013 No.438924 [Reply] [Original]

I need 1/3rd of a Ton of imitation crab meat for a project of mine, anyone know where I can get that amount?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:36:00 2013 No.438927 >>438924 A big-box Chinese grocery store

Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:39:00 2013 No.438928

>>438924
If youre serious, Id recommend trying to get ahold of a big name purveyor of food industry stuff, FSA or Sysco if youre in America. They sell things in bulk to restaurants, and might do a 1/3 ton order of crab meat as a one time thing since itd be a pretty big sale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:00:46 2013 No.438939 >>438924 I'll sell you a 1/3 ton of real crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:22:16 2013 No.438948 >>438924 what the fuck are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:24:15 2013 No.438950 All I want to know is what you plan to do with all that meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:27:46 2013 No.438952 >>438950 >inb4 make a bomb

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:30:45 2013 No.438954 >>438939 Has to be imitation, but thanks for the offer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:31:16 2013 No.438955 Give these guys a call: http://www.manta.com/c/mrsngbd/the-berelson-company

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:32:31 2013 No.438956 >>438954 what are you doing with it all you roody-poo?

Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:38:01 2013 No.438958

>>438924
A food wholesaler in your area.

This is where grocery stores buy their food.

You won't be able to actually shop there because you need a business license to shop at one.

A Sams is your best bet unless you can negotiate with a grocery store manager to buy it on your behalf. Expect to cover logistics expensive and probably give him some profit off of it for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:47:00 2013 No.438968 >>438956 It's a secret. >>438928 >>438955 >>438958 Thanks for the info.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 00:05:01 2013 No.438977 >>438968 No problem, OP. Hoping to see you on the news.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 01:13:16 2013 No.439006 I need 666 pounds of fake crab meat for a prank, at a church. STAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 01:49:46 2013 No.439047 What are you upto OP?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 01:51:15 2013 No.439049 >>439047 >>438968

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Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:59:25 2013 No.439418

>calculate how many pounds you need
>Call sams club and tell them that you need X-amount of Krab meat. (Crab with a "K" = imitation, fyi)
>Ask manager of meat department if he can work with you on a good price/deal
>offer to pay in advance
>wait a few days to deliver
>pick it up when ready
>profit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 20:59:25 2013 No.439449 OP can you at least give us a date to look for a crazy fake crab guy in the news?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 21:27:55 2013 No.439469 >>439449 Well, it might take a month or two to get all of the pseudo-meat, and I still need the motors, so let's call it July 18th.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 21:32:55 2013 No.439472 >>439469 Thanks. Any location?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 21:33:39 2013 No.439474 1/3 of a ton of imitation crab meat? motors? wtf?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 21:35:40 2013 No.439475 >>439472 Valparaiso Indiana. >>438952 It's nothing hostile. That's as much information as I'm giving out until the event.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 21:37:25 2013 No.439477 >>439475 Make sure you report back to us OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 21:42:10 2013 No.439481 >>439475 Thanks, I'll try to keep a look out. Hopefully this will be weird enough I won't have to look hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 21:49:09 2013 No.439484 File: 12 KB, 432x288, adncih.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that's gonna require at least 1/4 ton of mayo to be delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 23:46:24 2013 No.439541 >>439475 OP I'm from Warsaw Indiana area not far from valpo.... ...need any help ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 23:59:25 2013 No.439548 >>438924 dylan? O.o

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 00:01:54 2013 No.439549 >>438924 From Valpo myself OP. Talk to Sam the owner of Gaucho's he might be able to help you out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 00:18:40 2013 No.439555 >>439541 That'd spoil the surprise, but thank you for offering. >>439549 That might get the locals suspicious.

>>	noko Anonymous Fri Apr 19 00:19:25 2013 No.439556 >>439475 I'm setting up a Googles News alert for your location. I'll keep an eye out OP. Godspeed.

>>	fllaw Fri Apr 19 02:02:25 2013 No.439592 google says 700 pounds is about how much meat you get from a whole butchered cow. this prank involves motors. i can only hope its one of these covered in crab.

>>	fllaw Fri Apr 19 02:03:10 2013 No.439593 File: 24 KB, 432x332, big-dog-432jpg-77d7f87e85e78920_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 19:52:13 2013 No.439842 File: 1.00 MB, 350x191, gonbgud.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>439475 >the event

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:45:28 2013 No.439862 I thought all Americans just shop at cosco and wallmart. You should be able to get a jumbo 333lb tub of imitation crab meat there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:19:27 2013 No.439873 >>439862 at least put in some effort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:44:13 2013 No.439881 >>439469 >motors What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 22:50:13 2013 No.439915 >>439881 >>439592 I'm thinking automatic meat-flinging device. OP's gonna fling seafood at a bunch of Jews.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 23:04:14 2013 No.439918 >>438924 fyi imitation crab is just reformed and recolored cod. why exactly does it need to be crab meat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 23:26:59 2013 No.439921 >>439862 >implying 333 lbs is 1/3 ton

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 23:56:43 2013 No.439932 >>439915 As I said earlier, it's not hostile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 01:10:14 2013 No.439948 >>439083 I only opened the thread because I knew this picture would be posted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 04:40:13 2013 No.440005 >>439469 Are you making a fake crab out of fake crab Is this some sort of meta art Because this is amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 05:21:44 2013 No.440015 File: 124 KB, 657x613, Wholesale Imitation Crab Meat_Alaskan Pollock_Threadfin Bream - BSF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 06:38:14 2013 No.440031 Catching godzilla?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 11:36:11 2013 No.440095 >>439932 Jews aren't people, so its OK!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 11:48:57 2013 No.440100 It may not be hostile but I'll bet it's going to be hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:00:42 2013 No.440104 File: 159 KB, 1289x361, welcome to diy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>439475 >1/3 of a Ton of imitation crab meat >"the event" ITBEGINS.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:06:12 2013 No.440105 >>440104 1.2/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 14:23:12 2013 No.440174 >>440105 You're feeling generous...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 17:38:58 2013 No.440266 it's a loaves and fishes thing. you're gonna have to keep all that cold ya know

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 18:57:41 2013 No.440312 >>440266 I have access to meat lockers. >>440031 Good idea, but sadly not my intent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 19:07:27 2013 No.440318 File: 37 KB, 524x468, 1362474754460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>439475 >the event.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 19:11:13 2013 No.440321 Could you come back here and post about the event after the event takes place? Stuff like how you did it, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 19:40:26 2013 No.440333 >>439948 >>439083 I laughed very hard at both of these posts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 21:05:27 2013 No.440365 File: 235 KB, 640x391, 6670186855_b200e370fc_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures, I avoid them whenever I can.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 23:03:26 2013 No.440405 >>439475 Holy fuck OP, I'm from cheesetown!!

Anonymous Sat Apr 20 23:51:11 2013 No.440425

>I need 1/3rd of a Ton of imitation crab meat for a project of mine

>It's a secret.

>and I still need the motors

>It's nothing hostile.

>That's as much information as I'm giving out until the event.
>the event

>I have access to meat lockers.

Jesus Christ OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 01:10:27 2013 No.440461 File: 602 KB, 320x213, its-happening-ron-paul-gif.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the best that google images can bring up. I for one welcome our new crabtillian overlords.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 01:28:28 2013 No.440473 >>440318 >That pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 01:33:57 2013 No.440475 >>439469 >>439475 >July 18 >Valparaiso Indiana While this sounded like some magical mechanical crab battle in the works (making it the best thing ever), OP confirmed for a less awesome but still potentially sweet attraction at the Porter County Fair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 15:53:10 2013 No.440790 File: 86 KB, 500x500, 1346037140902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>440312 >I have access to meat lockers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 17:43:39 2013 No.440841 what the fuck do you need that for

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 18:39:26 2013 No.440863 File: 401 KB, 1600x1064, Dunking Booth Becky (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is OP making a dunking booth with crab meat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 18:41:26 2013 No.440864 >>439083 I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 21 23:36:55 2013 No.441029 >>440312 meat lockers for all of that crab? and it wont rise suspision?

>>	Gezicht Mon Apr 22 00:08:40 2013 No.441045 Hey op, are you by chance opening a new Joe's Crab Shack in Valparaiso? I hate that I have to drive all the way to Merrillville. Please tell me your opening a new crab shack!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 00:12:25 2013 No.441048 I got rhe crab, thanks for the help

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 00:16:25 2013 No.441050 2013 not knowing how to make bomb with imitation crab oh /diy/ your so gullible

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 00:41:10 2013 No.441055 >>441045 Afraid not. >>441048 Not me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 01:40:41 2013 No.441079 >>441050 >1300+713 >still can't get your/you're right

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 14:52:25 2013 No.441307 >>441050 >make bomb with imitation crab IT'S AN EXPLOSION OF FLAVOR!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:46:39 2013 No.441329 >>441079 >1000+1000+1000-987 >correcting grammar on an anonymous expiring image board just say inn...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 15:52:08 2013 No.441333 >>439915 Please don't hurt the Jews

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 16:14:53 2013 No.441339 >>441333 >don't hurt the jews Confirmed for Jew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 21:58:56 2013 No.441488 >>441307 IT'S AN EXPLOSION OF FLAVORLESS TEXTURE!

>>	comedic genius Mon Apr 22 22:16:38 2013 No.441496 >>441329 inn

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 22:48:23 2013 No.441505 >>439915 Kosher laws wouldn't actually be against this since it's not real shellfish. So flinging it at the Jews would be as good as flinging it at any other

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 22 23:59:53 2013 No.441521 >>441329 jew must be new here

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 01:07:09 2013 No.441533
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>>439469
>July 18

hmm... things that happened on July 18...

>Gauls sacked Rome
>Jews expelled from England
>Mein Kampf first published
>Disneyland grand opening
>San Ysidro McDonald's massacre
>Hunter S. Thompson's birthday

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:50:38 2013 No.441581

>>441533
You got me, I'm going to sack Valparaiso with a seafood-shooting cannon that plays a Mein Kampf audiobook while wearing a pair of mouse ears, handing out pamphlets to petition the removal of Jews from the US, warning people not to go to McDonald's, and wearing an I <3 Hunter S. Thompson T-Shirt.

Just kidding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:27:23 2013 No.441603 >>439469 that's one day after my birthday

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:29:09 2013 No.441605 >>441533 There are only 366 days, every day is the anniversary of something of historical significance.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 11:28:07 2013 No.441696
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I'll be at the county fair on July 18 in Valparaiso Indiana with mah feedin' bib on where they will strap me down and propel 666 pounds of imitation crab meat into mah mouth with the help of eelectic motors, don't forget to add the butter y'all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:44:07 2013 No.441878 >>441696 that sounds hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 20:14:54 2013 No.441911 If this is a fetish thing OP, I swear to god...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:34:09 2013 No.441958 I expect much from you, OP. I needn't say the consequences of my disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:10:54 2013 No.441974 File: 123 KB, 323x454, for what purpose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:56:54 2013 No.441992 >>441911 I can see it now: "CRAZY DAN'S CRAB AND SEX EMPORIUM, NOW WITH CRAB-ALLERGY ACCOMMODATIONS!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 04:37:39 2013 No.442155 >>441974 I love these ye olde english pics

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 07:28:09 2013 No.442181 He's attempting to open a portal to the Crab Plane, to usher in his dark crustacean masters to this plane of existence. Reality will never be the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 07:46:54 2013 No.442187 >>442155 your newfag is showing. You love 'bayeux tapestry'

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 08:23:25 2013 No.442194 >>442187 His problem is a lack of education, not how much time he's spent on a messageboard. And only newfags call other people newfags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 09:12:38 2013 No.442206 As someone who has never come to this board before, what the actual hell are you people DOING over here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 09:12:53 2013 No.442205 >>442194 Indirectly you're calling him newfag, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:06:24 2013 No.442221 File: 34 KB, 400x225, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>440365 Fuck you - mud crabs are awesome. Pic related - chili mud crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 11:01:23 2013 No.442238 >>442206 nothing to see here, just move along, nothing to see... No seriously, /diy/ or GTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:13:27 2013 No.443237 File: 280 KB, 1192x1556, the event.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] for your convenience I cannot wait for july 18th

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:28:28 2013 No.443242 >>441533 >San Ysidro McDonald's massacre >Although Huberty stated during the massacre that he had killed thousands in Vietnam, he had never actually served in any military branch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 12:40:58 2013 No.443246 >>441605 +1 for including 2/29 in count i really hope OP is constructing some sort of projectile weapon and intends to use surimi as ammo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:02:58 2013 No.443262 >>442206 This is a very serious board. We do very serious things here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:05:14 2013 No.443263 >motors >secret project GUYS GUYS What if this is the same guy who asked like a month ago how to build a power supply for 100 stepper motors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 26 14:08:27 2013 No.443264 >>443263 >It's like a snowblower, but with rancid crabmeat. [sideshowbobeugh.wav]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 27 11:10:06 2013 No.443609 bump

Anonymous Sat Apr 27 11:47:49 2013 No.443621
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>>441329
>not doing it purely so that the one who made the mistake won't repeat it again

We just want the best for you, anon.
Better for you to make the mistake here, and never repeat it again in real life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 01:56:04 2013 No.444050 File: 43 KB, 490x327, 1357510934654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i suspect /pol/ and /b/ itt also, i love the creative speculation interest is piqued stay awesome /diy/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 02:52:06 2013 No.444079 "Valparaiso, IN. Hunter Hayes Valparaiso Tickets, 7/18/2013 at Porter County Fairgrounds & Exposition Center." He's planning to make a crab-a-pult and attack the fans!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 03:14:20 2013 No.444090 File: 67 KB, 564x468, 1366487236961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>438924 >>439083 >>439948 >>440333 Hey guys, newcomer here. This is all the evidence I need to declare this a good board. 8/10 will try again

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 03:45:04 2013 No.444098 The only logical solution is that he is making cybernetic faux crab men to win a science fair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 28 04:47:50 2013 No.444104 >>444090 Them teef.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:22:35 2013 No.444704 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 01:53:36 2013 No.444719 horry shet is OP making the nuke LA thing with all that crab meat? it's possible but did he have enough time to make it that big?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 14:07:05 2013 No.445506 We're keeping this thread alive until July 18th.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 15:09:19 2013 No.445534 buump don't die on me until july 18th

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 15:34:35 2013 No.445541 >>444079 I knew it was going to be a county fair thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:07:06 2013 No.445557 >>445534 >>445506 If it dies another one can either be made, or reminders posted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 19:55:21 2013 No.445663 File: 49 KB, 250x250, yolanda.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Woah, cool thread.

>>	Lochlan Wed May 1 19:25:43 2013 No.446253 Don't know about you gus buy am having high expectations for OP...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 05:58:14 2013 No.446484 moot/mod should sticky this for shits and giggles.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 09:36:45 2013 No.446553 Dont let this die. Ever. Any updates or news?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 09:48:45 2013 No.446561 >>446553 OP here. In the interest of discussion, I'll answer three questions as long as they don't reveal too much about the device.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 09:53:15 2013 No.446564 >>446561 Why do you have access to a meat locker?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 10:01:15 2013 No.446566 What is your least favorite color person?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 10:01:15 2013 No.446567 Is this in the best interest of science?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 10:17:16 2013 No.446579 >>439418 >Call sams club and tell them that you need X-amount of Krab meat. (Crab with a "K" = imitation, fyi) How do you communicate the fact that it's Krab with a 'K' over the phone?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 11:53:14 2013 No.446624 >>446561 What's the risk of injury to bystanders here? Ingesting rancid imitation crab meat counts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 11:55:29 2013 No.446626 >>446579 "Hello, I'd like to place an order for a third of a ton of crab meat. That's crab with a kay. Cheers." Alternatively, "Hey man, hook it up with a third of a ton of fake-ass crab meat."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 14:58:46 2013 No.446700 >>446579 "Hello I would like a whole load of IMITATION crab meat"

Anonymous Thu May 2 17:30:02 2013 No.446799

>>446564
My friend owns a restaurant and he's allowing me to store my fake crab there.

>>446567
Yes. I believe this experiment will benefit society greatly.

>>446624
There's no risk at all.
As I said, it's nothing hostile, so I've made sure the design won't harm anyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 18:12:31 2013 No.446825 >>446799 oh you little cocktease tell us what you are doing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 18:40:45 2013 No.446837 >>446799 What >>446825 Said

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 19:03:45 2013 No.446846 >>438924 Contact sysco foods. http://www.sysco.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 22:05:45 2013 No.446963 File: 338 KB, 728x567, Screen Shot 2013-05-02 at 7.03.28 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lake Michigan is nearby, so I say OP's using it for bait to catch...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 22:07:02 2013 No.446964 >>446963 ...this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-7_tMOocpA

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 22:40:31 2013 No.446986 >>446963 I'm no fisherman, but that sounds like a cool idea if I have any left over.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 22:43:00 2013 No.446987 >>446986 Just don't waste any of the meat or the deaths of those imitation crabs will have been in vain.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 22:43:31 2013 No.446988 >>440475 >>439541 >>439475 Wait, I'm from Valpo too. Anyone want to have a /diy/ meet up sometime?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 2 23:19:02 2013 No.447006 File: 11 KB, 289x174, zoidberg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446988 Yes please leak OPs secret plan already.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 19:32:46 2013 No.447426 >>447006 I have hopes of OP being a super villain wannabe. Why would I leak something so fun?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 00:56:42 2013 No.447572 >>438924 Bob Irvine recommends Sysco restaurant supply

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 05:46:00 2013 No.447650 >>447572 >>446846 Sysco shills please go.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 06:00:00 2013 No.447654 Inb4 those little machine things that attached to fish in gyo, except with imitation shit this time

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 06:56:14 2013 No.447667 It has been more than two weeks. Waiting for OP to deliver.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 07:16:29 2013 No.447676 >>444090 welcome aboard then. keep the faggotry out though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 13:08:34 2013 No.447803 File: 72 KB, 292x269, buster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bump

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 17:06:13 2013 No.447935 >>447667 The deadline is July 18th. You don't just pull 1/3rd of a ton of imitation crab out of thin air.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 04:51:42 2013 No.448347 bump

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 10:35:13 2013 No.448467 bump

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 11:15:28 2013 No.448492 >>448467 This is DIY, it only needs a bump like every 24 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 11:31:43 2013 No.448507 >>448492 fuck bump off

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 11:36:13 2013 No.448508 >>448507 Well aren't you the littlest rebel.

Anonymous Sun May 5 13:22:28 2013 No.448551

Do really need to keep bumping this thread all the way until July 18? It's obvious nobody here has any serious imitation crab meat connections so I propose we just let the thread die and have OP come back on July 19 posting that same imitation crab meat pic with some good footage of "The event" I'll be a lurkin!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:29:28 2013 No.448558 >>448551 What if OP never comes back? How are we supposed to live our lives never knowing what THE EVENT is?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 13:52:58 2013 No.448574 >>448558 We'll just have to hold tight and see what happens, I'm still waiting on news reports of 7500 little parachutes with chocolate bars attached being deployed over London.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 18:48:28 2013 No.448774 >>439475 "The event" >#BlackholeViaFakeSeafood

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 19:49:30 2013 No.448806 File: 53 KB, 500x281, the event.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Daily reminder to remain indoors from July 19th onwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 19:59:29 2013 No.448813 >>448551 The person bumping isn't OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 20:36:47 2013 No.448827 >>448574 Probably a terrorist attack, remember? The real problem is where to get so much anthrax.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 20:37:43 2013 No.448828 >>448813 I already know that, all we need is OP to promise that we all shall see THE EVENT.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 21:20:31 2013 No.448842 >>448828 I'll make another post about the event after it happens, clarifying what happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 01:57:34 2013 No.448929 lurking waiting for the happening

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 13:09:35 2013 No.449152 Your best shot, OP, is 7 Star Ocean Fisheries http://www.7star-ocean.com/en/Shouye.htm They "catered" a similar event in NK recently with great results.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 13:58:50 2013 No.449183 >>448842 I'll be waiting with imitation crab flavored baited breath on July 19th.

Anonymous Mon May 6 14:15:35 2013 No.449189
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>>448842

OP, Check out Alibaba dot com. It's a factory/manufacturer direct wholesale website.

I did a quick search and you could buy As much imitation crab meat as you could ever want there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 22:05:20 2013 No.449403 >>449189 good luck importing it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 01:11:05 2013 No.449524 Am I the only one more excited than nervous?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 01:25:50 2013 No.449528 File: 39 KB, 479x361, ngbbs513d214fe54eb[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] **EVERYONE MUST REPORT TO THE 1/3 CRAB THREAD ON JULY 18TH SEE YOU THERE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 9 16:10:58 2013 No.451202 >[Page 10] NOT FOR TWO AND A HALF MONTHS. OP WILL DELIVER. OP WILL BE REMINDED TO DELIVER UNTIL DELIVERY IS DUE. OP, DELIVER.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 07:09:43 2013 No.451698 >>451202 i dunno

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 07:48:12 2013 No.451711 Hello, Good Evening and stay indoors

>>	Anonymous Fri May 10 07:49:27 2013 No.451712 Hello, Good Evening and Stay Indoors. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 02:09:36 2013 No.452941 >>451698 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 03:15:25 2013 No.452968 This thread is still here? Just 404 and put it out of it's misery.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 08:05:34 2013 No.453060 >>438924 i'd check with costco, sam's club, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 16:56:03 2013 No.453297 >>438924 From Metro.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 23:50:34 2013 No.454324 >>438924 Didn't I saw this on season 4 of Deadliest Catch?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 23:51:19 2013 No.454325 >>452968 The event requires that it stays online until July 18.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 00:30:48 2013 No.454350 Still looking into this as a northern Indiana diy meet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 00:54:19 2013 No.454368 Sysco is the way to go

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 01:45:34 2013 No.454390 >>438924 I have some in the freezer but its gonna take a crane to get it out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 02:15:05 2013 No.454415 >>454390 I had a crane in my freezer, It took a 1/3rd ton crab to get it out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 06:22:20 2013 No.454516 ah ah ah ah stayin alive

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 16:58:23 2013 No.454817 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 17:05:23 2013 No.454824 Holy shit, I'm still scrolling by this picture of crab meat for like a month. God damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 18:43:07 2013 No.454912 File: 42 KB, 283x283, Bill_Withers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>454824 For some reason people keep bumping it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 19:40:22 2013 No.454959 >>454912 BECAUSE IT MUST REMAIN ALIVE UNTIL "THE EVENT".

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 20:14:37 2013 No.454972 Kel, you don't always have to follow through on Kenan's crazy ass schemes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 21:45:07 2013 No.455033 >>454912 Its almost as bad as that faggot who ruined his car by mad maxing it That fucking thread stayed up for like 2 fucking months

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 22:28:37 2013 No.455054 >>448551 >>448842 I've already convinced OP to post what happened during THE EVENT around July 19 using that same pic. To keep bumping this thread until then would be severely fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 22:44:07 2013 No.455064 >>455054 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 23:27:08 2013 No.455081 File: 313 KB, 1024x632, 1359364813974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>455064 BUMP MOTHER FUCKERS. CAN YOU FEEL IT.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 00:19:53 2013 No.455127 File: 10 KB, 259x194, fireplace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't make me fill up the image limit with irrelevant dumbshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 17:48:00 2013 No.455490 >>455033 Bump

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 19:50:45 2013 No.455564 >>455064 >>455081 >>455127 >>455490 OP here again, I've promised to post about it on July 18th, or 19th if something is awry, so you don't need to keep bumping.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:30:32 2013 No.455684 File: 43 KB, 341x324, fuck uuuuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>455564 Bump

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:53:45 2013 No.455701 File: 161 KB, 580x580, 1363238066391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>442181

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:52:05 2013 No.455870 July 18 is my birthday. I am excited.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 18:24:21 2013 No.456290 >>454959 This monitoring.exe

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 18:25:21 2013 No.456291 >>455564 >claims op >sages own thread i shiggity diggity although i am inclined to believe you are op

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:16:52 2013 No.456319 Guise.... http://edmonton.cityandpress.com/node/6239598 >B.C. Man Charged After RCMP Find Drugs, Illegal Crab Meat, In Traffic Stop someone please dig.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 20:00:06 2013 No.456338 >>456319 >http://edmonton.cityandpress.com/node/6239598 it says crab not krab

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 23:35:36 2013 No.456449 >>456319 This is in Canada ay? I thought they only arrested you if they catch you WITHOUT pounds (or kilos) of weed and wildlife in your car.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 23:57:36 2013 No.456452 >>456338 It's called Surimi and it's made in mass, look it up on youtube there was an unwrapped episode about how it's made. I assume salad bars buy it in bulk, and sushi places get the sticks in bulk too. Good luck OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 00:02:07 2013 No.456453 >>441505 There is crab meat/juice in it so it's not kosher.

Anonymous Fri May 17 01:08:05 2013 No.456481

>>456453
I know so many jews, none of them are fully kosher all the time.
Cheese burgers, off limits,
Any pizza with meat, off limits
Food not blessed by rabi, off limits
Invite someone over to dinner, must break the dishes they eat from unless they are also jewish.

There is even a whole list of bugs you can or cannot eat.

Most jews don't really give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 01:45:18 2013 No.456497 >>438952 OH GOD IT'S SO AWFUL GUTS EVERYWH- wait... this is crab meat

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 04:49:26 2013 No.456556 >>456481 >Invite someone over to dinner, must break the dishes they eat from unless they are also jewish. Jesus christ, do Jews really do this? How can they control all the money if they do financially-irresponsible shit like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 04:55:10 2013 No.456559 >>456556 Paper plates. Problem solved, Gawd approves.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 12:14:12 2013 No.456693 >>456556 No, Jews don't really do this. At least, not any Jews I've ever known.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 12:16:56 2013 No.456695 >>456556 Of course. They view you as chattel slaves, goyim. That is the very definition of the word. If a guest in my house ever made such a demand, I would break it over his or her head.

Anonymous Fri May 17 13:13:11 2013 No.456718

>>456695
They would not do this in someone elses house. However to be kosher even the cookware must be separated between foods cooked with dairy and foods not cooked with darey. So in all likelihood by them accepting your invitation to eat at your house they are breaking kosher even if you try to prepare a kosher meal.

>>456556
No they don't do this because almost no jews fully comply with kosher lifestyle. Even kosher jews break kosher out of convenience. You can't go to mcdonalds and expect a cheeseburger to have never been cooked on a grill, it's just highly impractical.

By the way the actual law is often less restrictive than its interpretation. The bible only forbids cooking atalented /diy/eryoung goat) in its mother's milk the jews just take this to crazy ass extremes.

Many jewish laws are virtually ignored, supposedly if you stick your had below your navle (masterbate) they are supposed to cut your had off.

Anyhow I guess the takeaway should be that most jews are actually quite practical about all this stuff so dont be hatin yall.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 13:17:11 2013 No.456720 >>456718 Wow must be a word filter or something messing with my post The bible only forbids cooking a k-i-d (young goat) in its mother's milk lets see if we can triger that agian <brtalented /diy/er Kid KID child k id ki d

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 13:21:42 2013 No.456723 >>456718 >>456718 (You) Wow must be a word filter or something messing with my post The bible only forbids cooking a k-i-d (young goat) in its mother's milk lets see if we can trigger that again <brtalented /diy/erbr>Kid KID child k id ki d

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 13:22:57 2013 No.456724 >>456718 Wow must be a word filter or something messing with my post The bible only forbids cooking a k-i-d (young goat) in its mother's milk lets see if we can trigger that again talented /diy/er Kid KID child k id ki d

Anonymous Fri May 17 13:24:55 2013 No.456725

>>456718
You're on 4chan, where jewhating is what all the kids are doing these days.

Kosher law really stemmed from codifying some clean cooking regulations. Pigs and shellfish eat shit off the ground, which is a great way to catch a horrible disease if you improperly cook them. Salting is a preservative, separating cooking locations minimizes cross contamination, and an informed elder acts as a food and kitchen inspector. This was all happening in the early days of A.D.

Anonymous Fri May 17 13:32:41 2013 No.456727

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Anonymous Fri May 17 14:39:57 2013 No.456743
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>>455564
>If something is awry
Yeah, I think that it's gone awry with all this kosher stuff, like OP is going to thinking about the kashrut or shellfish allergies when it's time to unleash his crab meat cannon of justice on an unsuspecting populace. On the part about cooking a baby goat in it's mothers milk, that sounds just plain sadistic and cruel to the mother goat if it's still alive. Sounds like a nice way to have a lot of pissed off goats running around, no wonder they banned that recipe early on. BTW I can't find many good train derailment gifs on image search, record that shit when it's happening people.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:14:57 2013 No.456759 >>456743 You mean he's a super villain?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:20:55 2013 No.456760 >>456743 >shellfish allergies >imitation crab meat

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:29:11 2013 No.456764 >>456759 I still don't know what he is up to, he's been very hush hush about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 18:15:28 2013 No.456860 http://deadliestreports.wordpress.com/2007/03/21/about-getting-a-job-on-a-bering-sea-fishing-vessel/ Work for deadliest catch Get 1/3 ton of crab ????????? Profit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 18:47:25 2013 No.456889 >>456860 OP needs krab, not crab.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:19:56 2013 No.456907 File: 86 KB, 1024x768, krabs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>439418 >krab

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:56:40 2013 No.456969 File: 114 KB, 511x788, killcrab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is the event related to this, OP?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 22:01:41 2013 No.456975 >>456556 Christians do it too [ThisBoardHasNoSpoiler] it's in the bible [/StillNoSpoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 22:58:57 2013 No.457014 >>456969 That crab looks depressed, like its given up on life. Mr hands you're doing it a favor.

Virtually all christians take this as license to abandon kosher Anonymous Fri May 17 23:04:41 2013 No.457023

>>456975

On the which when I had fastened my eyes, I considered, and saw four footed beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.

And I heard a voice saying to me, Arise, Peter; slay and eat.

But I said, Not so, Lord: for nothing common or unclean has at any time entered into my mouth.

But a voice from heaven answered a second time, 'What God has cleansed, no longer consider unholy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 02:04:57 2013 No.457112 File: 8 KB, 277x182, ha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mfw I see this thread in the archives looking for something else.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 10:12:33 2013 No.457292 How is this thread going to be remembered years from now? "The Crab Meat Event" perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 12:28:37 2013 No.457336 >>457292 *KRAB meat event.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 12:41:23 2013 No.457344 File: 10 KB, 268x203, krab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>456907

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 14:07:27 2013 No.457391 >>438924 YOU HEARD ABOUT THE CRAB EVENT 1ST!!!!!!11111111111

Anonymous Sat May 18 14:11:47 2013 No.457394

>>456693
pro tip: the jew bible has never been translated into english (and what has been translated is spurious). the jew bible is called the talmud. they have their own ritual grammar/word occultations of language, but don't let them tongue tangle you. it's just talmud.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 14:14:58 2013 No.457397 File: 32 KB, 480x361, gm1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oops i bumped it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:00:42 2013 No.457434 >>457023 I just stepped on a spider and ate it because God said it was Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:45:00 2013 No.457467 >>457023 what god has cleansed? so god supports cannibalism because jesus died on the cross neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:04:42 2013 No.457515 >>457394 It's called the Torah, and yes it has been translated.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 04:13:37 2013 No.457822 http://youtu.be/oP-rkzJ6yZw?t=17s >yfw op impersonates mitchell and Webb sketches

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 01:44:35 2013 No.458587 >>456760 There is shellfish in surimi.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 02:20:26 2013 No.458616 >>447426 >>446988 You guys should set up a meetup for July 18 so things get real spicy.

>>	Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU Mon May 20 02:28:37 2013 No.458626 >>457394 >a text for one of the world's largest religions hasn't been translated into one of the world's most widespread languages How are you this retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 16:11:54 2013 No.459013 >>458626 Leave it to tripcunts to go off-topic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 16:30:39 2013 No.459019 >>459013 Implying this thread hasn't been about how kosher surimi is for almost a week now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 16:56:24 2013 No.459030 >>459013 This thread was already way off topic. We're just wasting time until THE EVENT.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 20:13:24 2013 No.459116 >>457467 that logic seems fine to me...but I can't help but feel digusted, god didn't clean people good enough.

>>	Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU Mon May 20 21:04:09 2013 No.459136 >>459013 >I went off topic >>459019

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:10:54 2013 No.459139 >>459136 But that's actually about surimi.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 04:16:20 2013 No.459412 Bamp

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 04:25:35 2013 No.459413 >last week we got the "3 year old frozen crab in the microwave" thread on /a/ >this week we have the 1/3 tonne of fake crab meat on /diy/ Can't wait to see what happens next.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 04:31:21 2013 No.459415 >>459413 This week? look at the date on ops post.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 08:18:57 2013 No.459504 >im building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 09:13:05 2013 No.459518 >>457434 >spider has 8 legs >text is talking about 4 footed beasts You fucked up man, god is gonna be fuuuurious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 10:19:20 2013 No.459534 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:47:21 2013 No.459562 >>459518 you fucking racist.

Anonymous Tue May 21 13:15:04 2013 No.459609

>>459518
>>457023
>and creeping things
That clearly includes spiders, and if Gods mad at me then he is going to have to send everyone to hell because everybody knows we each eat 8 spiders a year in our sleep! The text does seem to exclude fish though, you can call a crab a creeping thing but fishes swim and surimi is made of cod or pollack.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 07:43:15 2013 No.460135 File: 118 KB, 490x612, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does one bump?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 07:53:45 2013 No.460137 oh boy this thread again?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 12:37:31 2013 No.460219 >>460137 ALWAYS WE MUST WAIT UNTIL THE EVENT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 14:46:16 2013 No.460294 I prepare reading some story on a gigantic crab-meat bomb in the near future.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 15:01:00 2013 No.460301 >>460294 please God in Heaven, I don't ask for much but please let this happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:36:31 2013 No.460448 OP is from /tv/ and is planning on opening his own cinema. Unfortunately he is confused and thinks crab legs are the same thing as Krab sticks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 21:07:01 2013 No.460496 >>438924 >Ton of imitation crab meat You get it from: IMITATION CRABS

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 21:22:01 2013 No.460499 >>460496 that spy is a crab!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 02:44:48 2013 No.460722 >>456449 trololo

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 02:46:18 2013 No.460723 >>456969 Sad crab is sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 15:13:15 2013 No.460962 For everyone's awareness and new homepage http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20130718T15&p0=263&msg=THE+EVENT

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 15:47:28 2013 No.460988 >>460962 >http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20130718T15&p0=263&msg=THE+EVENT Thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 20:40:43 2013 No.461177 Are there any Indianafags out there who would be willing to swing through Lafayette on their way to The Event? I'll help with gas or lunch or something. Email is in the... email.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 05:34:15 2013 No.461365 Bumping because this thread is amazing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 06:12:44 2013 No.461372 File: 19 KB, 543x299, 04JnKk_Remain_Test_card.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>460962 >THE+EVENT Do not think about The Event! Remain indoors!

Anonymous Fri May 24 15:25:01 2013 No.461615
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Is your project a sea-food version of this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306915/Dutch-recall-50-000-tons-beef-contain-horse-horse-drug-bute-Asda-corned-beef.html

>>	boner stabone Fri May 24 15:48:46 2013 No.461637 hue are the champions my friends and hue el keep on fighting till the end

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 17:28:15 2013 No.461686 >>461615 >dailymail

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 21:08:45 2013 No.461851 File: 13 KB, 300x100, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what's the bump limit around here anyhow. Also how should I do so this girl so will let me take pictures of us having sex?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 21:12:30 2013 No.461854 >>461851 Bribe her with imitation crab meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 20:49:12 2013 No.462503 Bumping to keep this alive. OP, im really curious.

Anonymous Sat May 25 22:00:29 2013 No.462532

>>462503
For fuck sake, if no one at all bumped this thread it'd take around 2 days for it to drop off the board. you can tell this by going to page 10 and looking at the last post at the bottom and checking the date with today's date.

Stop bumping every few hours, newfags.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 09:24:48 2013 No.462755 >>462532 le bump

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:13:33 2013 No.462767 >>462532 What? Bump! With some luck we reach the autosage limit before the event.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:31:32 2013 No.462774 xD

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:46:16 2013 No.463111 what kind of robot pseudo-crab is this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 01:31:00 2013 No.463189 >>461854 we can stomp around and pretend we are monsters afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 02:00:46 2013 No.463197 >>438924 This thread is making me want some imitation crab meat... It's kind of good, in its own way.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 07:15:15 2013 No.463285 OP is building a robotic Krab monster.

Anonymous Mon May 27 15:46:23 2013 No.463533
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This is what I think:
> OP thought it would be hilarious if he would ask for something ridiculous
> like where to get 1/3 of a ton imitation crab meat
> Just to laugh at people with genuine responses and make people curious about his 'project'
> this horribly backfired and snowballed into THE EVENT
> now OP has no choice but to actually do it and has sat himself a time frame to make something up
> now OP desperately tries to 1. find out what he can do with 1/3 of a ton imitation crab meat 2. where he's going to find 1/3 of a ton imitation crab meat and 3. where he can actually store 1/3 of a ton imitation crab meat whilst he continues his brainstorming, coming up with a plan.
I've got my money on: Nothing will happen or OP makes a thread called "trolollo xDxdxDd you thought i was going 2 do it!!1!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 16:42:37 2013 No.463564 I'm eating surimi salad for lunch most days, in anticipation of the event.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 12:05:07 2013 No.464063 >>463533 Don't harsh our mellow, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:19:51 2013 No.464101 File: 500 KB, 500x235, yeah, well, thats just, like, your opinion, man.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>464063

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 13:33:08 2013 No.464108 >>464063 this is why I love this board

Anonymous Tue May 28 15:21:22 2013 No.464138

>>464101
I've been thinking about this for a while now, I might as well ask it it here. When the hell are we getting sound with gifs? It should be a simple thing, right? Somebody figure out how to put sound clips with gifs already. Well thats just my opinion man

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 15:34:37 2013 No.464146 File: 71 KB, 1021x497, music.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>464138 The future is here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:17:07 2013 No.464173 File: 15 KB, 201x247, to what end.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>441974

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:22:23 2013 No.464175 >>464146 What browser is that? Mine doesn't show sounds with the media player, I'm on chromium.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 16:31:38 2013 No.464180 >>464175 It's Firefox. I'm using this media player, you might have a different one or something. https://raw.github.com/dnsev/4cs/master/web/4cs.user.js

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 17:02:54 2013 No.464197 >>464180 I really have no clue how to program all that stuff. I have firefox but hardly use it because it's kinda slow for some reason, I tried clicking on settings>embed soundcloud links on both browsers and nothing comes up. I give up for now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 18:06:53 2013 No.464226 >>464146 whoa

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 18:16:08 2013 No.464237 >>464138 It's called a video.

Anonymous Tue May 28 18:25:37 2013 No.464242

>>438958
You can register as a business and get the tax number (the only thing the seller cares about. ) free online. If the business never makes money then it does not pay taxes.
I have used a "fake" business and a "fake" non profit org. to buy stuff before.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 19:29:09 2013 No.464265 >>456291 >>>/mu/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 19:34:07 2013 No.464267 MODS? WE DEMANDS STICKIE until THE EVNT

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 19:39:37 2013 No.464270 >>438924 I have added The Imitation Crab Meat Event to my calendar

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 19:56:22 2013 No.464276 File: 11 KB, 259x194, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bump

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 20:47:53 2013 No.464310 I have a feeling that the only reason this thread hasn't been deleted is because the mods are curious too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:03:13 2013 No.464320 File: 377 KB, 640x480, 5dca0344c396a31e54ddba9e5e0eb9c1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One post closer to the 4chan graveyard. Picture for just incase image limit hits firs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:05:12 2013 No.464322 >>464310 he has already said that he would make a new thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:24:29 2013 No.464332 Holy flying jesus testicles, this thread still lives? I remember when it first started.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:25:44 2013 No.464334 File: 135 KB, 256x300, Allegiance_Coverart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>464332 Put sage in your email field ok, and it doesn't hurt to add a picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 21:43:28 2013 No.464342 >>464334 NAhh, i support OP and his antics.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 22:12:57 2013 No.464358 >>464342 doesn't sage only work as an anti-bump measure? AFAIK it hasn't been an upvote/downvote thing for ages.

>>	heads up Anonymous Tue May 28 23:19:58 2013 No.464396 I'm crossposting this to s4s

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 23:23:57 2013 No.464398 >>464396 That still exists? >>>/s4s/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 11:30:12 2013 No.464580 >>464398 It's the "hidden board"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 16:42:33 2013 No.464692 WAITING PATIENTLY FOR OP TO DELIVER IMITATION CRAB MEAT ARMAGEDDON

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 16:44:39 2013 No.464693 >>464580 > Moot is so ashamed of /b/'s retarded cousin he tries to hide it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 16:45:39 2013 No.464694 >>464693 So why isn't /v/ hidden?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 19:02:03 2013 No.465949 Oh god no! Bumbp this shit. I need to screencap this shit more

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 19:26:43 2013 No.465955 >>465949 >Bumping it when it's already past the bump limit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 31 19:31:42 2013 No.465958 >>465955 Is it really?

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