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390773 No.390773 [Reply] [Original]

I want to implant an rfid chip into my hand at home. where can i get an rfid chip and how would i go about it?

>> No.390776

>>390773
Don't
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>> No.390777

>>390776
This.
Its stupid to want to butcher your hand for a rid chip. Why dont you just but it in a wristband

>> No.390778

>>390777
i'll look for a better solution like the wrist band you suggest. thank you

>> No.390781

>>390777
Fucking Vegas get...

>> No.390798

It is possible that the chip enters your circulatory system and damages your heart and other vital organs, especially when you want to do it yourself.

>> No.390801

Vets do this all the time for animals, but you'd be better off putting it somewhere other than your hand. Anywhere that has at least a small amount of fat under the skin (and nothing important like your hand does) should work.

>> No.390807
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390807

>>390801
Yes but animals are allways nakes, people allways have clothes etc on their skin, they dont need to put things into their skin
>>390781
Hehe yeah jackpot

>> No.390825

>>390801
RFID your ass.

>> No.390829

>>390825
Not a bad idea actually. The pain would be temporary and after a while you won´t feel it.

>>390773
Why do you want it?

>> No.390831

>>390825
>opening doors
>decrypting files
>turning lights on
>with your ass

>> No.390835

>>390831
lol´d

>> No.390838

>>390831
YES

>> No.390866

I'm kinda okay with this, I guess. I do worry about having metal in my body because of the danger from an MRI.

This post has me intrigued, though. >>390831
A magic ass would be pretty cool.

>> No.390896

>>390866
a toilet only you can use...

>> No.391001

>>390896
Brilliant, but why only toilet? Why not a entire bathroom? It will only open when your ass in near.

>> No.391005

What if someone brought a fairly strong magnet near your arse, would you have to replace your butt-chip?

>> No.391009

>>391005
you would have to replace your butt

>> No.391011

>>391005
I don´t think that would work, sure if it is close to the skin but not if any deeper.
(just guessing though)

>> No.391012
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391012

I say we are at the pinnacle of technology when we can operate devices with our behinds

>> No.391016

>>390773
Reminds me of her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Dv6dDtdcs

>> No.391020

>>391012
Well those things are about the size if a piece of rice, Imagine one in every fingertip, and with them you can control everything in your house.

>> No.391022

>>391016
Also for the record i would fuck the hell out of her

>> No.391027

>>391020
Or you could just use buttons and switches like a normal person...

>> No.391028

>>391027
But then everyone would be able to control it.
Think outside the box dude.

>> No.391030

>>391027
Don't you want to be able to drop the garage door your extended family's car when they try to visit on holidays?

>> No.391033

>>391030
Oh! Or start your car with the start code inprinted into your rfid chip in your indexfinger

>> No.391122

>>391033
Or you could change the TV channel up and down by flexing your right and left buttcheeks, respectively.

>> No.391176

>>390807
bassicly this >>390831
but not my but my hand...

>> No.391223

>>390866
No worries, An MRI would just relieve you of said chip. Probably sideways and with a good exit wound.

Above your navel would be nice. then you can create the best scenes from Alien, but in miniature.

That said, Do RFID chips have iron in them ? MRI's work well with & in fact contain brasses & coppers (certified nonmagnetic)

Some tattoo inks heat up as well in MRI's. From nice artwork to steaming welt in 45 seconds. /derail

>> No.391353

>>391223
don't you watch mythbusters?

>> No.391358

>>391353
>don't you watch mythbusters?

mythbusters say whatever they get paid to say

>> No.391363
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391363

The safest place to put them is on the hand you don't use. For example if you're right handed, you put it in the left hand and vice versa, etc. (See picture for placement). As far as the implantation procedure goes, you have to be very sanitary. You'll need an 8 gauge piercing needle, your rfid, some surgical nitrile free gloves and a hard surface sterilizer (Wavicide is your best bet as it's a surgical sterilizer, mainly used to clean endoscopes and such but in a pinch, 90% or higher isopropyl alcohol will also do.) You'll also need some high quality superglue and bandages. You may need someone to lend a helping hand or even just do it for you, while you walk them through it. You start by laying out a paper towel, then the needle and the chip in their sealed packages. Get a shot glass that has been thoroughly cleaned and pour your wavicide or isopropyl in there. Drop the chip in and leave it for a while. Wavicide takes about 10 minutes to become super effective. While you wait, you need to clean your hand. Apply some alcohol or if you prefer, iodine and let it soak in and dry. With the gloves on, take it out of the shot glass and let it dry on the paper towel. Open the needle and pinch the skin in the direction you want the rfid to go in (like in the picture is recommended). Poke with the needle and stop, about 2-3 mm longer than the rfid. Insert the rfid WITH YOUR HANDS. It's extremely important to use your gloved hands to insert it and not some tool. Any tool you use can possibly rupture the shell of the rfid rendering it no longer bioproof. It will corrode inside your body and cause you plenty of grief. After the chip is inserted, pinch the skin of the open wound together and make sure the skin is well connected. Put a bit of superglue on the meeting part of the skin and hold it until it dries. Cover with a bandage and voila, you're done. Reapply superglue as often as is needed.

>> No.391365

>>391363
I forgot to mention something important. You need to change gloves after everything you touch to avoid all form of cross contamination.

>> No.391374

>>391223
pet-style RFID chips work on a low frequency so they have a little ferrite bar inside the coil

problem with them is, they're not very secure, since they're designed as ID tags, they just broadcast a fixed number to any device that queries them. So anybody who can surreptitiously wave a reader near your ass can clone the chip and can now use your bathroom, and you can't change the key without slicing your ass open and digging the chip out.

anyway check this guy he'll sell you the tags and stuff if you want: http://amal.net/?p=3837

>> No.391379

>>391363
Great info thanks.

>>391374
Just what i was looking for. Thanks anon!

>> No.391380

>>391379
No problem m8. Just be careful and make sure to avoid veins. Hold a strong flashlight under your hand to see if you have any veins that would get in the way and then avoid them or worst come to worse, don't take a risk, try the other hand. If you still cant go about it, go for the top of the wrist.

>> No.391386

Like, seriously? You're that worthless? You couldn't just get a dog-collar and chain?

>> No.391404

http://focus.ti.com/paramsearch/docs/parametricsearch.tsp?family=rfid&sectionId=475&tabId=2102&familyId=1352

Texas Instruments chips [tiris] are non allergenic,encased rf transponders often used in animal tracking. Range of transmission depends on size of coil. To operate your garage door you would have to wear it up your butt ---- ;)

>> No.391640

>>391016
Oh. my. god. Such a dumb cunt, disgusting.

>> No.392284

Op, I'd recommend against implanting an RFID chip in you. Like the rest of them, I'd say just put it in a wristband or watch.

Problems with implanting the chip:
1) If you ever want to get it out, it's gonna be a lot more of an ordeal than getting it in.
2) Chance of infection/rejection if you do it wrong, and probably a bit expensive to have a doctor do it.
3) According to an engineering major I'm friends with, RFID technology is apparently going out of style. Supposedly instead of having a reciever activate the chip, eventually your phone will activate the reciever when you walk by. RFID probably won't completely disappear anytime soon, but in case it does, you'll be stuck with a piece of dead tech in your hand.
4) Theoretically, someone could track you without you knowing. It would be kind of expensive/tedious setting up hidden recievers in a bunch of places that you go, but if you're paranoid like me, I'd rather not chance it. If one day you want to do something without somebody knowing, you couldn't just take a wristwatch and not have to worry about it tripping sensors.

>> No.392342

>>392284
>... just take a wristwatch ...
take *off* a wristwatch
oops

>> No.392747

>>392284
He'll just have to wear tin foil around his hand in addition to his head.

>> No.392780

>>391223
most RFID chips are going to just be copper traces on a FR4 PCB with a few basic components which aren't magnetic (at least, not in the sense that they will be pulled through the scanner) - they might produce some slight distortion in the MRI image due to the B0 effect of paramagnetic material or B1 from the copper causing an inhomogeneus transmit field, but there should be no danger to the patient

just make damn, damn sure that your RFID chip is not resonant at 63.86MHz or 127.728MHz or you'll burn the fuck out of yourself

>> No.392998

>>390773

I know someone who's done this.

Used to work with this BDSM tranny freak (I say that lovingly, he was a total dudebro) who got one in the back of his neck, Dana Scully style. I wish I could find the video of him getting it put in. It's on youtube but really unclearly labelled. He got it 'semi professionally' done - someone with some medical training and possibly a tattoo artist? I forget. If I could find the video it would put you off. They were using the proper instrument used on animals but apparently it was a bit dull and it was excruciating (this coming from a 300lb dude who gets tazed for fun).

Find someone who'll do it under TOTALLY sterile and safe means or think of a different body mod.