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/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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36406 No.36406 [Reply] [Original]

We have blacksmiths, tailors, leather-workers, farmers, bakers, chainmail makers, wood workers, and mead brewers

All we need a sheriff, a priest, a lord, and a village name

also possible vicious beasts and enemy forces we're defending against

>> No.36413

I'll be the lord which instills terror into you peasants.

>> No.36415

No millers or brewers.

Enjoy starving.

>> No.36416

macgyver is lord
billy mays is sherif
carl sagan is priest (church of "you must first invent diy")
village name is /diy/shire

>> No.36420

>>36415
I am from /tg/ and am thus a dorf. I therefore need only consume delicious alcohol.

>> No.36421

>>36415

We open a trade route with /ck/ for grain

and we open another trade route with /k/ for bows and arrows

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36422

I've got your sheriff right here

>> No.36424

our enemy is /cgl/ and its hoards of badly dressed fat chicks

>> No.36426

I'm an ordained minister.

>> No.36429

We have blacksmiths but no ore!
I'll fix that! I'll be the foreman.
>>36420
dorf, get your pick! we gotta ge that iron out of the mountain

>> No.36489

>>36429
/tg/ cancels order "mine ore". Interrupted by carp.

>> No.36597

We can export cornstarch vaginas

so much profit!

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36637

our priest should be tom servo, our sheriff, the honorable crow t. robot.

pic related; it's them pictured with the divine creator joel hodgeson (our deity)

>> No.36642

>>36426
Cool. I'll be the corrupt politican who lends 300 little boys as payment towards you.

>> No.36653

>>36422
Why isn't this guy our mascot

>> No.36664

Can you imagine how awesome it would be to build that village??

>> No.36671

reported, and saged

take your pathetic role playing to >>>/tg/ where it belongs.

this is in no way diy related.

>> No.36767

>>36671

thou mad?

captcha: McKnight, urhappl

>> No.36775

DIYtopia... Cut the role play for a moment and see that we have people that are happy to do this (without the medieval crap) and build a small village and try make a utopia..

>> No.36978

>>36775
I also know million that would be happy if a part of 4chan were isolated from the world, in their own village.

>> No.36986

>>36775
lots of mac/diy/ers come from another boards. I can only imagine if they brought their arguments into said utopia.
Also, why hasn't anyone mentiones the need of a trash raiding party? ransacking other villages' dumpsters for delicious unwanted loot

>> No.36993

>/diy/ handles the fabrication
>/tg/ handles the rules
>/ck/ handles the food
>4chan larp

>> No.37013

>>36775
I've seen some places like this which are sorta similar to what you would like to build

here are some
http://www.backdoorjobs.com/farming.html#virginia-jobs

you can also use all sorts of materials to build such a place.

scroll down and you can see some village examples

http://earthbagplans.wordpress.com/2011/09/11/earthbag-dome-fort/

another project with domes
http://earthbagbuilding.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/darfur-hospital/

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37043

>>36993
holy shit, if a number of the boards pooled their resources (like the ones you mentioned and maybe a couple others) 4chan could basically have its own production team.

WE COULD DO ANYTHING (ourselves)

>> No.37085

where the fuck do we get raw materials or water?

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37098

>>37085

>> No.37651

>>36993

>/v/ in charge of entertainment
>/tv/ in charge of child-care

>> No.37688

>>37043
/sci/ wanted to take over Tasmania a while back. Nothing really happened.

>> No.39277

>>37651

>/tv/ in charge of child-care
/tv/ is full of child rapists with an extra fetish for underage disney whores

>> No.39282

>>36406
>priest
No, thank you.

>> No.39284

>>39282

We already decided the priest is Carl Sagan. To do hire anyone else, you must first invent the universe.

>> No.39289

Will there be fat insecure sluts with cleavage exposed?

>> No.39292

>>39289

/cgl/ beasts are hunted in the lord's forest

>> No.39293

>>37688


What the fuck...

>> No.39302

>>39284
If it's a priest of the Order of St. Vidicon, then I'm OK with it, otherwise Fuck and No in that order.

>> No.39306

>>36993
If this doesn't happen I'll be severely dissapointed.

>> No.39310

I'll be the court jester of heathen descent.

>> No.39368

>>36978
it happens a couple times a year, its called a renfest

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39462

>>39368

>> No.39495

I'm thinking /k/ gets to be sheriff, and /x/ and /b/ take turns being the fearsome monsters.

>> No.39505

Oh, and none of the weeaboo boards are allowed in.

>> No.39543

Denizen from /k/ reporting in, there are a handful of us who wouldn't be corrupt sheriffs and deputies (aside from accepting free food and drinks), and we know a good deal about survival.

However, we will most likely refuse to acknowledge any power held by a priest/ranking religious figure. That may lead to a large amount of conflict...

>> No.39705

I'll be Lord Dicksmash McIroncock.

>> No.39721

>>39705

That name is so manly, it just went up my ass and made my prostate explode

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39749

dibs on healer

>> No.39833

If we want beer, we are going to need the following professions:

Barley farmer
Hop farmer
Miller
Cooper
Blacksmith
Woodworker
Maltster
Barkeeper
Brewer
and a Glass blower would be nice, but not required

>> No.39869

I'll be the glassblower

>> No.39876

>>39833
Most of that can be taken care of if we give land to a monastery, as monks are such dedicated drunks they create and sell beer to honor god.

>> No.39903

>>39876

Characteristics of monks include never leaving the property, not talking to anyone, not having sex, having stupid hobbies, and writing letters condemning things. No 4chan, you are the monks.

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>>39903
Fucking A+ post.

>> No.40123

>>39903
Monks that are "hurr durr I am an atheist, therefore smarter and superior. u just listien to your brainwashed fairy tails"

>> No.40124

>>39903

Game. Set. Match.

>> No.40133

>>40123

Not all the atheists on here do that. What your dealing with in that situtation are the newly "deconverted" Atheists. Or maybe more properly, newly committed atheists, who have realized that they are atheists.

I'd wager most were never religious at any given point, even if they went to Church or something they were just tagging along for the ride at most. They just finally came to the point of actually admitting it outloud. And now they wont shut up about it.

Ala the Youtube atheist crowd. Where angsty teens go until they grow up and realize that, "You have made a religion of no religion". And proceed to not give a fuck and never think about it unless the topic of religion is brought up, at which point they just say, "I'm not religious". Because they realize there is not point in wasting your breathe explaining a fuck ton of reasons. When the real reason, in your heart, is that you point blank don't give a shit. And shouldn't even begin to list a string of shit they picked up reading cherry picked bible quotes and a 30minute special on evolution.

Anyway this has nothing to do with /diy/ but I felt the urge to say that. So you realize its just a select group of faggots that do that. And the vast majority, don't give a shit.

>> No.40155

>>40133

I vote this guy for new Prime Minister of 4chan.

>> No.40212

>>36993

>/k/ keeps shit in line

seriously they're the only ones who could

>/a/ and /v/ fuck like gay rabbits and weep into each other's flabby arms, knowing that they will die first

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>>39903
I am laughing so hard I'm crying a bit.
11/10 best post of the day.

>> No.40441

I'll be the village name.

>> No.40445

>>40441
"Anonymous"

>> No.40450

Everyone is getting reported.

>> No.42076

>>40450
He is against the Utopian ideals.. he must be silenced...

>> No.42097

Let's make a technocracy!

>> No.42101

>>42097
We could have /sci/ cook us up a robocracy.
>>40212
No weeaboos.

Obviously, if we do this for real, /k/ is setting up a large paramilitary compound and getting raided by the ATF. Maybe a medieval village in Antarctica.

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42131

>>42101

>We could have /sci/ cook us up a robocracy.

We're still working on that.

>>39293

It's sad because it's true. We even had a forum for discussing it, until it died.