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YES YES I FINALLY HAVE IT!!!! THE FINAL SOLUTION, TO SLUGS AND SNAILS
FUCK THEM I WINNNNNN
I have tried it all: copper tape, crushed egg shells, copper mesh, beer traps, sand, you name it. Nothing works, nothing stops the snail menace from eating my fucking beans, every year. but now, I have it, THE FINAL SOLUTION;
First: make a barrier of sacrificial cabbage leaves around the edge of your plant pot, bean stalk or any sticks holding up the beans, that way, the slugs must cross them first to get to your beans, this distracts them fantastically. I found about 10 snails on one cabbage leaf.
Second: They mostly come at night, mostly. So just after dark, just when the sun is setting, get a lamp or some light source, a stick and a trowel and make it like 1938. Go to town on those bastards, i have crushed over 30 snails tonight and 3 slugs- one very large. This is not something i take pleasure in, but the woeful errand must be completed in order to save my beans.
TOO LONG HAVE I SUFFERED THE DECIMATION OF SLUGGISH HUNGER AND SNAIL APPETITE, NOW I WILL SHUT THEIR LEECHING SNAIL MOUTHS!!! WOLLIT IHR DEN TOTALEN KREIG!?!?!

>> No.2801426

>>2801379
ducks

>> No.2801435

>>2801379
>beans
you know if you just fried the snails and slugs and got some protein you wouldn't have to worry so much about your beans.

>> No.2801440

>>2801379
Beer traps are amazing. Total slug genocide!

>> No.2801534
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>>2801440
I have had some medium amount of success with beer traps, however, they always get past them, you can't surround a whole bean plant with beer traps, well i mean you can but man, that's too much beer to waste.
>>2801426
>prepare
>ducks
based, ducks are basically the SS.

>> No.2801535
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oh by the way, it was really fucking successful, barely any plants eaten whatsoever. i thought more might get them in the night but it seems like only ONE plant was attacked by one snail.

>> No.2801817

night falls ... the time has come

>> No.2802380

>>2801379
>>2801535
I see you modified the image size to get around my AI filters :(

>> No.2802840
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>>2801379
You've got to be faster than they are, anon.

>> No.2802925

It depresses me that members of my species struggle this hard to mentally defeat things like slugs.

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>>2802925
>mentally
i am defeating them physically, with my boot, with no struggle.
secondly shut the fuck up you shite troll and post garden.
post cabbages.
post lettuces.
POST BEAN.

>> No.2803545

>>2802380
what?
these were generated for me by someone else and i cropped them out of the original collage.

>> No.2803547
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>>2802840

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>>2803751
hmmmmm! smart, anyone going to try this? i am content with my current method, it works well. and i lack the time/resources to make that at the moment.

>> No.2804158

>>2803751
Probably best one after a laser turret with computer vision camera identifying the snailfucks

>> No.2804207

>>2803540
this nigga growin beans