Abominations X –"That should do it" edition

[Anonymous No.2417629]

Post shit thats shit, but in the DIY spirit.

Previous thread >>>2389194

[Anonymous No.2417630]

[Anonymous No.2417632]

[Anonymous No.2417633]

[Anonymous No.2417635]

[Anonymous No.2417654]

[Anonymous No.2417692]

red nut

[Anonymous No.2417725]

>>2417629

[Anonymous No.2417830]

>>2417635
>Well as I see it, we've got two options to make it work...

[Anonymous No.2417839]

>>2417692

[Anonymous No.2417840]

>>2417839

[Anonymous No.2417848]

>>2417635
I just love how they're going for the danger-option on this one

[Anonymous No.2417849]

>>2417725
Not an abomination at all.

[Anonymous No.2417851]

>>2417840
Is the flex supply line just painted fluourescent orange for safety, or is it glowing red hot? Because that seems less safe.

[Anonymous No.2417852]

>>2417840
Can someone explain whats going on here? Is that a gas line?

[Anonymous No.2417854]

Some might call it hack, but I prefer "slimline"

[Anonymous No.2417859]

>>2417851
>>2417852
It appears that the gas flex line has been electrified and is glowing due to the electrical resistance it provides, and yes, that's quite unsafe.

>sovietelectricheat.jpg

[Anonymous No.2417865]

>>2417848
As pic related might say, "Rodger's recycled tile mosaic adds visual interest and artistic flair that's sure to attract buyers! Total cost for this room, $13.78 for grout"

[Anonymous No.2417908]

>>2417725
that fan needs a grill and then its fine

[Anonymous No.2417950]

>>2417840
Preheat the gas to prevent hydrocarbons from solidifying. Ups the btu output by at least 3%.

[Anonymous No.2417963]

>>2417840
haha uh oh

[Anonymous No.2417976]

>>2417859
To clarify, why use a gas line and not a random piece of metal? Does the gas add to the heat produced somehow? Also it to boom eventually right?

[Anonymous No.2418005]

>>2417976
The gas line should be bonded to the electrical ground. The real question is why unbalanced current is going to ground through the gas line.

[Anonymous No.2418022]

>>2417725
you fight right off back to /g/, or better yet plebbit, where your kind truly belongs
You kike

[Anonymous No.2418027]

I've seen it on here before but this needs to be inflicted on more people

[Anonymous No.2418030]

>>2418027
I look at this and I can feel myself walking to the fridge in the middle of the night for water and getting a scoop of flesh taken off the bottom of my foot by one of those trim pieces around the island.

[Anonymous No.2418031]

>>2418027
I can only hope that this is a mortuary...

[Anonymous No.2418032]

>>2418027
its a nice kitchen you jealous poorfag

[Anonymous No.2418045]

>>2418031

[Anonymous No.2418052]

>>2418030
The kitchen demands a drink from you before you get a drink from it.

[Anonymous No.2418054]

>>2418030
I got high speed kidlets that would dent their skulls on damn near anything on the kitchen island, but yeah the foot filleting edges on the floor are kind of terrifying.

[Anonymous No.2418063]

>>2417848
That's some non-euclidian shit.

[Anonymous No.2418064]

>>2417848
Not really dangerous when the column is fake.

[Anonymous No.2418069]

>>2417839
i ran the power backwards

[Anonymous No.2418095]

>>2418069
You fool! You're gonna freeze the whole house down!

[Anonymous No.2418102]

>>2418095
Kek

[Anonymous No.2418112]

>>2417629
this is fine, it looks like its some poverty stricken country like ukraine, they cant even afford new wallpaper or paint
>>2417630
look at all that effort they put into making this piece of shit. definitely america
also that string like chain will surely hold it up
>>2417632
another american tried a diy fix it and fucked things up 10x worse
>>2417633
poor workmanship
>>2417635
someone attempted a self installation and has zero situational awareness
>>2417654
not really bad who gives a fuck about a ceiling skylight
>>2417725
not a computer fag so not sure what im looking at but i get your point
>>2417839
moldy meme but still good to see from time to time, gives me hope im not completely useless
>>2417840
pretty scary, i think those things can explode
>>2417848
hopefully you learn your lesson and pay the extra $5 p/h for a qualified tradesmen next time
>>2417854
that picture is so huge i have to scroll like 5 times just to see it all, idk what im looking at
>>2418054
what a mindfuck i didnt think this was real but its just some idiots diy trying to be fancy
>>2418069
looks aesthetic

[Anonymous No.2418144]

>>2417725
Literally better airflow

[Anonymous No.2418198]

>>2417865
I hear it exactly in my head. I've found myself the past few Sunday mornings in front of the tv and that show comes on after the one with estate auctions. Some of the "improvements" they make are so fucking retarded. But, she was so damn cute and I'm guessing the series originally aired like 15-20 years ago.

[Anonymous No.2418201]

>>2418027
Is this a scene from a new Saw movie where the victim is wheelchair bound and is forced to live in that kitchen?

[Anonymous No.2418206]

>>2418112
Literally NO ONE wants you to respond.

We all know you're some snotty kid who just bought his first set of Black and Decker power tools and assembled his first Ikea side table and thinks he's hot shit

Stfu until you actually accomplish something worth even mentioning

[Anonymous No.2418214]

>>2418112
>>2417654 #
not really bad who gives a fuck about a ceiling skylight
It's not a skylight, it's a light fixture with a hinged lens/bezel...not only did they fuck up locating the wall location during a remodel necessitating the hack job at the top, they fucked up the angle so the bezel hits and scrapes off paint when you open it to replace the bulb.
>>2417854 #
that picture is so huge i have to scroll like 5 times just to see it all, idk what im looking at
Same "crafstmen" replaced the original wall oven with the one in the pic right up against the mid century rocker style kitchen light switch leaving only a sliver of switch exposed. If it ever needs servicing the wall oven will have to be completely removed first.

[Anonymous No.2418242]

>>2418198
Only thing more retarded are the buyers who can't look past the curtains or knick-knacks or furniture they won't be living with but swoon over the same rooms staged with sheet covered stacked boxes to emulate a bed or crap from the garage "repurposed to create a seating area"...
I hate myself for even knowing it exists but I love the milf-y types with big tiddies and am lucky enough to have a big tiddied milf-y wife who yells "Tanya Memme is wearing a tube top!" when appropriate so what are you gonna do?

[Anonymous No.2418263]

>>2417865
>>2418242
I've never seen her show here in my country. But I do like big titties and a job done badly

[Anonymous No.2418267]

>>2418112
why are you talking? no one gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.2418312]

>>2418214
Learn how to quote posts, newfag

[Anonymous No.2418314]

>>2418312
It's more fun to not care and watch you seethe and issue toothless orders

[Anonymous No.2418893]

>>2417635
they could have at least beveled it
you know, make it look nice

[Anonymous No.2418894]

>>2418206
>>2418267
thx for responding
also
>>2418263
shitty beaner installation

[Anonymous No.2420889]

[Anonymous No.2420897]

>>2420889
I do appreciate the profoundly unsatisfying shower, have a miserable sink tap

[Anonymous No.2421048]

>>2420897
>when your dick is so small you piss on your balls

[Anonymous No.2421062]

>>2418054
Hope the tile guy that had to deal with this bullshit charged a fuckload

[Anonymous No.2421069]

>>2418112
>uses all those words
>provides zero content
yes

[Anonymous No.2421080]

>>2418069
Ah, the Russian LED.
Here, have a Metric Glownut

[Anonymous No.2421099]

Anyone got the wall socket connected to the other wall socket with some pieces of wire through the new sheet of drywall?

[Anonymous No.2421177]

>>2421080
amusingly russians invented the LED

[Anonymous No.2421227]

>>2421080
how does this even happen?

[Anonymous No.2421237]

>>2417725
As someone who works in IT, this was done cleanly and will extend the life of an aging piece of equipment. He could put on his resume that he is profit minded and works within given specifications without inflating the budget.

[Anonymous No.2421239]

>>2421227
If you look close, the terminal and bus bar aren't in full contact due to improperly tightened nuts holding the terminals to the bus bar. In effect, all current flows through the bolt and nut which can't handle the current and heat up.

[Anonymous No.2421240]

>>2421227
I'm guessing shitty connection with high resistance or too large of a fuse

[Anonymous No.2421271]

>>2418005
Because alcohol exists.

[Anonymous No.2421274]

>>2421239
Nice explanation!

[Anonymous No.2421275]

>>2418112
Nobody fucking asked you, autist.

[Anonymous No.2421282]

>>2421069
That's beautiful pvc spaghetti. I just love that someone sat there gluing that all together thinking "This is fine."

[Anonymous No.2421312]

>>2421227
>>2421239
>>2421274
some retard probably cross threaded the nut and just sent it down instead of informing someone and turned a big fuckup into a bigger fuckup

[Anonymous No.2421327]

rate my window fitting

[Anonymous No.2421328]

>>2421327
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to screw into the frame like this

[Anonymous No.2421392]

>>2421327
There's a number somewhere out there that would give this a proper rating, it just hasn't been found yet.

[Anonymous No.2421480]

>>2421282
Do you think at the end he stood up, dusted his hands off, and did a little nod and smile to himself?

[Anonymous No.2421503]

>>2421069
>gone git er dun

[Anonymous No.2421507]

>>2421327
the proper way to do this is to use door shims you put the window in the center of the space then cover the gap with trim
you can do this right for about 10$ if the glass is still in the frame

[Anonymous No.2421518]

>>2421069
its a pool with spa jets and or water features you just never seen a high class pool setup because they hide the spaghetti nightmare under dirt

[Anonymous No.2422346]

[Anonymous No.2422349]

>>2417635
To be fair, those fan blades are load-bearing

[Anonymous No.2422350]

>>2417859
>that's quite unsafe
There's easily 4 inches of clearance between the electrified gas line and the nearest cardboard box #uptocode

[Anonymous No.2422353]

>>2420897
Standard sink tap placements are already pretty bad

[Anonymous No.2422354]

>>2421327
I'd rate it 9 out of 10 shims.

[Anonymous No.2422410]

>>2417629
looks like a diy raised toilet seat for old people with back pain

[Anonymous No.2423545]

>>2422346
I wonder what happened to the road under there and if its still an active sewer?

[Anonymous No.2423571]

>>2423545
could just be an access way to an electrical vault or something like it rather than an actual sewer. maybe storm water? i imagine there would be issues with toxic gas buildup in a sewer full of crud vapors

[Anonymous No.2423578]

>>2423571
Hopefully its just a steam-pipe or electrical conduit access, sewers are pretty dangerous things. Innocuous and unseen but if you get it wrong well, see- India

[Anonymous No.2423645]

>>2423571
A very large percentage of storm sewers are not storm sewers but just a component of municipal sewers.

[Anonymous No.2423648]

>>2423578
This is pretty common, had several back at my grade school and saw it in some commercial rental properties, too.

[Anonymous No.2423686]

>>2422346
>how the ninja turtles get their groceries

[Anonymous No.2424246]

>>2423686
kek

[Anonymous No.2424251]

>>2423686
They could have moved the pizza section closer

[Anonymous No.2424276]

>>2418030
That's why you'd wear workboots to bed.

[Anonymous No.2424279]

>>2417830
I lol'd thanks anon

[Anonymous No.2424284]

>>2418112
>definitely america

that pic is definitely not american

[Anonymous No.2424286]

>>2418054
what the fuck this actually physically disorients me

[Anonymous No.2424296]

>>2417851
no man its just glow in the dark paint

[Anonymous No.2424297]

>>2418045
hehehehe

[Anonymous No.2424314]

>>2423545
>>2423571
>>2423578
in building without a basement you often find such
>hookup shaft
its where the fresh water, electrical wire, sewer is connected.

[Anonymous No.2424402]

>>2424251
For the especially tall, and short.

[Anonymous No.2424447]

>>2418027
I like the aluminum foil around the door.

[Anonymous No.2424448]

>>2418054
>>2421062
I just sent this pic to my tile guy telling him I need a quote for it.

[Anonymous No.2424449]

>>2421099
Today is your lucky day fren.

[Anonymous No.2424492]

>>2424314
>hookup shaft
thats what I gave your mother

[Anonymous No.2424511]

>>2418027
guys it's ok, they just really like stainless
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/424-State-St-Camden-NJ-08102/114426310_zpid/

[Anonymous No.2424516]

>>2418095

[Anonymous No.2424535]

>>2424511
for some reason i thought this would be a cabin in the woods or something rural.

[Anonymous No.2424625]

>>2424448
The only tiler I know hasn't got email, so I'd like to hear what yours has to say

[Anonymous No.2425630]

>>2418027
What a wonderfully bizarre blend of expensive shit and cheaping out on workmanship.

[Anonymous No.2425683]

>>2423578
>light up two rooms with one light fixture
That's just economical.

[Anonymous No.2425954]

>>2417635
I had one of these when we moved into our house, but it was with cabinet doors. Wish I’d saved a photo

[Anonymous No.2425977]

>>2421069
Ah yes, the "pipes" screensaver that I used have

[Anonymous No.2426058]

>>2418027
christ

[Anonymous No.2426070]

>>2421282
>>2421503
Looks like the glue got to them.

>>2424511
>>2418027
>Beautiful renovated home. It is now rented as vacation home. Great income. Wonderful for big family. Huge island in kitchen. Turbo shower and tub combo. Classic claw foot tub. Large size bedrooms. Parking lot can hold 8 cars.
Asking 480k

[Anonymous No.2426071]

>>2424511
Holy shit. I can't tell what's fucked up because it's just fucked up from what's fucked up because someone wanted it that way.

>>2424535
The question is, did someone renovate it and install all the metallic bullshit or is it getting renovated because someone had to strip all that mess out?

[Anonymous No.2426094]

>>2426071
Here’s a picture of the owner

[Anonymous No.2426102]

>>2418054
Why is the toilet paper in the shower?

[Anonymous No.2426111]

>>2421327
Couple packers and a few cans of foam and you are set

[Anonymous No.2426191]

>>2421080
They needed to push the wires as they tightened the bolts to keep it pressed against each other. Those wires are so heavy. Trying to land that can take an eye out or knock you one on the head real good. Copper wire 6 gauge and above gets really fucking heavy and the force of the wire is pushing out the plate

[Anonymous No.2426256]

>>2422346
>manhole cover
>fucked up tiling
>cord on the middle of the floor
>nine lights on the floor with only one fucked up reflection
i fucking hate this, you should feel bad about yourself

[Anonymous No.2426396]

>>2421069
>>2421503

[Anonymous No.2426491]

>>2424535
Standard crack house

[Anonymous No.2426505]

>>2426071
I like to think those bricks aren't painted but instead brushed in aluminum leaf

[Anonymous No.2426538]

I made this, so pls no bully.

[Anonymous No.2426555]

>>2417629

[Anonymous No.2426623]

>>2426555
>it looks so good the neighbor downstairs called me to do the same job for him

[Anonymous No.2426717]

>>2426538
get you some kapton tape instead of that masking stuff

[Anonymous No.2426821]

>>2426717
I didn't have other tape on hand at the time. Now it works and I'm afraid to change anything.

[Anonymous No.2426900]

>>2426821
what does it do?

[Anonymous No.2426905]

>>2426900
The whole thing, or the tape?
The whole thing is a keyboard I ripped the controller out of a replaced with a teensyusb (avr mcu) running qmk. Because of how many io pins I had to work with I had to slightly modify the matrix, which involved cutting some traces. I also wanted hardware-based anti-ghosting, so I had to add a diode to each switch, which meant more cutting traces and soldering.
The tape is used in places where a diode leg crosses ovee some exposed metal that it shouldn't connect to (either another diode lead, or one of the solder pads the switches are soldered to).
Whole project cost about 30€ which is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.2426965]

>>2426905
neat!
thanks for the explanation. i did mean the whole thing, i assumed the tape was for insulation, but you know what they say about assume

[Anonymous No.2427095]

>>2426555
if you look close there is a bend hook where the bottle hangs, no tension on the hose.

beside looking shity its probably saver than having a gas bottle in the kitchen, if it leaks the gas is just venting away.

[Anonymous No.2427972]

how’s this for a abomination?

[Anonymous No.2427973]

>>2427972
This was obviously installed by Helen Keller Construction Company. This shit is fucked up.

[Anonymous No.2427974]

>>2427972
>>2427973
This fucking guy gad zero fucking idea how to tile

[Anonymous No.2428281]

>>2424535
geoguess is this PA?

[Anonymous No.2428285]

>>2428281
new jersey
>>2424511

[Anonymous No.2428577]

>>2428285
ahh that was my second guess
makes sense; it's not on a hill

[Anonymous No.2428760]

>>2417830
There's really only one option. If you trim the fan blade on that side it will be off balance and wobble.

[Anonymous No.2428764]

>>2418054
This is one of those things where everything is actually square, isn't it? I can see myself stepping into that shower and either vomiting immediately, or falling over and dying.

[Anonymous No.2428766]

>>2421237
No. Just no. Shit like this is why at my last job they had to replace hundreds of switches all in one budget year instead of on a sane schedule because the previous network admin had been limping them all along for 10 years past their useful life. He retired and the new guy immediately got an ulcer because of all the shit that had been duct taped together.

[Anonymous No.2428768]

>>2424447
All that effort and you'd think they could get the door sealed.

[Anonymous No.2428771]

>>2426071
It looks to me like somebody just bought random materials off Craigslist. Or he worked at someplace that had random unused pieces he could use. There's was a Mexican guy down the road from me who worked at a mill that made various trims and millwork. He sided his entire house with leftover bits of moulding and trim. Then he stained it. It looked like a schizo middle school shop project. It was simultaneously glorious and horrifying.

[Anonymous No.2428774]

>>2427974
I mean, when I did my master bathroom, I had zero idea how to tile, but at least I realized that things should line up.

[Anonymous No.2429052]

>>2428771
like the house made of doors?

[Anonymous No.2429089]

>>2426538
Wait, that's a Cherry G84 wired to a Teensy with added diodes for N key rollover? That's cool as fuck and I have a 104 layout second gen MX clone chinkboard that I wanna do the same thing to because the controller sucks and can't do more than 6KRO (PCB has diodes). But aren't Cherry ML switches shitty?

[Anonymous No.2429091]

>>2426555
>>2426623
>>2427095
>random explosions nearby
>everyone goes out to look
>notices their gas bottles are gone
>ah shit

[Anonymous No.2429102]

>>2429091
well now, aren't you glad your exploding gas bottle was outside rather than inside?

[Anonymous No.2429109]

>>2429102
well it wouldn't have exploded if a gust of wind didn't launch it across the street

[Anonymous No.2429110]

>>2429089
Yeah, that's what it is. I like ML switches because they are low profile and tactile. They do bind a bit when pressing on the corners of the keycaps, but I used some teflon spray which helped a bit.

[Anonymous No.2429113]

>>2429110
Consider Kailh Chocs if you ever wanna get a replacement. They got some decent clicky versions, not sure about the tactiles.

[Anonymous No.2429125]

>>2429113
Kailh is the sleeper chink import thats actually better than the western brands.
Love my navies

[Anonymous No.2429129]

>>2428760
based retard

[Anonymous No.2429130]

>>2422354
Kek

[Anonymous No.2429133]

>>2429109
now it's a problem that the exploding bottle was blown away form your building?

[Anonymous No.2429135]

>>2424449
This doesn't *not* work

[Anonymous No.2429136]

>>2426071
WAs gonna post this

[Anonymous No.2429144]

>>2429113
I do need to replace three of them because they broke, so I might get kalih replacements. I'm not going to switch out all of them tho. The whole project cost me like 30€ max (I got the keyboard used for <20€ on ebay), so I'm not gonna spend more than twice that amount to get new switches.

[Anonymous No.2429193]

>>2429135
actually it does sort of.... i mean, its absolutely a fucking retard way to avoid putting a fucking extension ring on the fucking box

[Anonymous No.2429213]

>>2428771
what a coincidence, you're in the perfect thread to post that shit
go outside take some pics and report back

[Anonymous No.2429220]

>>2429213
My shitty phoneposting notwithstanding, the correct wording for my post is the word "was". As good as he was at woodworking, his south of the border electrical knowledge meant that it burned down.

[Anonymous No.2429289]

>>2418045

lol nice

[Anonymous No.2429312]

>>2426071
IN DA ELECTRIC CITY

[Anonymous No.2429720]

>>2417840
Shits fucking horrifying

[Anonymous No.2429768]

So this just happened to me. Had to drill holes in the garden bed to fucking screw stuff in. Seemed like the right thread for it.

[Anonymous No.2429770]

>>2417725
I’mOmwiththis.jpg

[Anonymous No.2431012]

>>2421237
As someone in it, you are full of shit. At least put a grill on that bitch

[Anonymous No.2431086]

>>2428774
How did you learn to do it?
I'm thinking of tackling my bathroom with a subway tile.

[Anonymous No.2431113]

>>2429768
why does your phone camera immediately apply the deep fried meme filter to it.

[Anonymous No.2431114]

>>2417725
Mind you, its more or less what hacking's about on a hardware level
Back in ye olde days of... 2001, had a workmate I used to do some shifts with that came from a qualified plumbing background, I sort of came from an odd-sods, IT, engineering, car background and he's wanting to make a water cooled PC
>ok
>for fastness and overclocking
>ooooh
>more fps on screen

So with a few nights of not much happening we set up our little shift den with silver soldering station, 1/4" copper pipe, silicon tubing, diamond plates, lumps of copper and milled out a block for the CPU, small water pump, a car heater core I'd yoinked from a pick n pull, some fans and some radiator coolant. Used a mouldable ruler to measure out some bends, copper pipe full of sand and some kerfuckering later, got it installed on a cheap CPU and basically ran it up until the smoke and BOOP-whirrr came out to find just how toasty we could get it.
Some heat management fiddling later, new CPU for even more fastness, it was cranking along pretty well
He did an artisans job on the soldering, never seen anything as good since and I wish I'd gotten photos of it, alas its just a memory now just like you can buy a water cooling rig for basically under 100 bucks from a big box store

[Anonymous No.2431120]

>>2431114
How the fuck do you get a toilet tank to combust
This is some Homer Simpson shit

[Anonymous No.2431122]

>>2431120
They probably had a candle on it or something

[Anonymous No.2431135]

>>2429125
Kailh's normal MX style switches are okay from what I hear but they're that weird 3.5mm travel stuff. BOX switches are absolutely god tier but they're 3.6mm, though they do have the greatest clickies out there. Gateron is better for generic MX clone linears and utterly BTFOs Cherry shit. KTT is a vastly underrated chinkbrand too.
>>2429144
I don't think Chocs are a drop in ML replacement, I mean if you ever wanna replace the board entirely with something more modern.
Damn, they're bigger than ML.

[Anonymous No.2431166]

>>2431120
Given that one was from Russia, probably ciggy butts

[Anonymous No.2431167]

>>2431120
Plastic toilet

[Anonymous No.2431539]

>>2417635
>turn the fan on high
>the air blowing down holds the ceiling up
I don't see the problem here

[Anonymous No.2431574]

>>2421048
That's why I sit to pee

[Anonymous No.2431606]

>>2418027

> they even painted the fucking wooden beams chrome

[Anonymous No.2431612]

>>2418027
I've been lurking 4chan since 2008, and this is the first picture that actually gets worse the longer I look at it.

[Anonymous No.2431613]

>>2418027
first thing I thought of

[Anonymous No.2431755]

>>2428760

[Anonymous No.2431756]

>>2426555
checked. i'm not sure how long i could look at that and resist the temptation of shootin it from half mile away.

[Anonymous No.2431762]

>>2431606
there's alumilum rail bannisters too

[Anonymous No.2431818]

>>2426094
Kek, that's great

[Anonymous No.2431849]

>>2431574
I sit to pee because the doctor told me to not lift anything heavy

[Anonymous No.2431857]

>>2423686
lmao.

[Anonymous No.2431869]

>>2431849
i'm sure standing up again counts as heavy lifting

[Anonymous No.2431875]

>>2431114
>A long, long time ago there was a volcano

[Anonymous No.2431885]

>>2417865
ah yes, the rare /diy/ coomer thread

[Anonymous No.2431892]

>>2418027
This is just so bad. A small list of major flaws I've seen

[Anonymous No.2431897]

>>2423545
Whoever did the tile work around that pipe is the real mvp

[Anonymous No.2431898]

>>2426071
Is this the same house the the fucked up chrome kitchen?

[Anonymous No.2431910]

>>2431892
Siding on the right is about to fall off or serves as a home for vermin, lint and food scraps or-
>magic finger trap

>>2431897
Oh yeah got to admire the creative tiling
I consider myself fairly handicapable when it comes to most things around the home, but I draw the line at tiling and plumbing lines involving poo

[Anonymous No.2432027]

>>2418027

walk in there to make a cup of coffee at night, slice your sole off on the edging.

[Anonymous No.2432121]

>>2431892
Flaw #1: the text is illegible

[Anonymous No.2432126]

>>2431898
You can tell by the alufoil wall cover.

[Anonymous No.2432207]

>>2418027
My dad's been building diy stuff his whole life and started making weird decisions like this a few years ago. Odd materials, poor fitment, totally bonkers aesthetic. Turns out it was dementia/half his brain shutting down.

[Anonymous No.2432245]

>>2417854
What's with all the mold to the side

[Anonymous No.2432248]

>>2418206
>>2418022
Calm down, it's not that serious

[Anonymous No.2432272]

>>2424511

[Anonymous No.2432301]

>>2422353
>go to wash my big man hands
>tap placed far enough back I have to rub the back of my hands against the basin just to get the water on them
>whybother.jpg

[Anonymous No.2432369]

>>2431892
it's like the mafia hijacked a couple trucks and one goomba decided to pilfer the scrap hauler.

[Anonymous No.2432370]

>>2432207
any cool projects you helped out with?

[Anonymous No.2432379]

>>2432370
I was always more into solder and pc's but I did help out. He liked to build decks and workbenches at almost every house, and there was always a plumbing problem to fix. Watching him do electrical work was a bit scary. No respect for the amps.

[Anonymous No.2432415]

>>2432379

[Anonymous No.2432422]

>>2432301
I finally got the wife's approval to put proper fucking faucets in the bathrooms. Now they all have (small) kitchen sink faucets that reach out into the middle of the bowl.

[Anonymous No.2432441]

>>2431120
Dont hold a match over a open toilet bowl in a public restroom

[Anonymous No.2432456]

>>2432415
kek

[Anonymous No.2433150]

>>2432207
Getting old is hard to deal with, hopefully its not affecting his life too much.

[Anonymous No.2433518]

>>2433150
Well it's dementia so his life is mostly over. Just sitting around staring at the wall most of the time. In his sixties. Make the most of every day anons. Call your parents.

[Anonymous No.2433525]

I think the plan was a garage but they mismeasured something.

[Anonymous No.2433553]

>>2418054
>imagine coming home hammered and trying to take a shower in this

[Anonymous No.2433559]

>>2431755

[Anonymous No.2433563]

here is some more shitty ass tile work. I swear, it is harder to fix stupidity, rather than tear it out and start over.

[Anonymous No.2433570]

>>2418027
Looks perfect.

[Anonymous No.2433586]

>>2426071
I just figured mental illness.

[Anonymous No.2433633]

>>2433570
That kitchen would offend Lecter's aesthetic sensibilities so badly he'd murder the person who made it, using the kitchen itself as the murder weapon. He'd then refuse to cook them there and instead go home with the corpse.

[Anonymous No.2433638]

>>2433150
I feel like the person who made this wanted a combo game/TV room and a porch, and this was the solution. Honestly it's pretty genius.
He and his friends can sit in the shade and shit-talk at passers-by on the road who are powerless to reach them, and close the door if it's too hot outside.

[Anonymous No.2433675]

>>2433563
that's a given, it's a little more special when stupidity makes it almost impossible to tear out and start over

[Anonymous No.2433676]

>>2433638
what's the tasteful way to make an indoor/outdoor switch room

[Anonymous No.2433717]

>>2433676
Honestly I don't think you can really emulate the functionality of the garage door format with anything else. There are certainly nicer looking kinds of garage door though.

[Anonymous No.2433844]

>>2433676
>>2433717
there are folding french doors

[Anonymous No.2433914]

>>2423545
this is based, it gatekeeps fat people

[Anonymous No.2433923]

>>2417865
id put my dick in her ass and blow a fat load across her face... if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.2434118]

>>2433923
not quite grasping what you mean

[Anonymous No.2434478]

>>2417839
i wonder what the red button means....

[Anonymous No.2434482]

>>2418027
ignoring the fact that this looks like a prison, those stupid metal things on the floor are so uneven that its guaranteed to cut the shit out of your feet.

[Anonymous No.2434705]

>>2431613
lol

[Anonymous No.2434707]

>>2434482
great counter corners for a skull injury too

[Anonymous No.2434726]

>>2424449
no fucking way

[Anonymous No.2434909]

>>2432207
i knew a guy who was doing something similar, but he turned out to be on meth.

[Anonymous No.2434912]

>>2418027
my guess is that this is some sort of town rec center or church where they tried make it into a legit restaurant style kitchen but didnt know what they were doing.

[Anonymous No.2435117]

>>2434726
Discard your sanity and accept that there are man made horrors beyond comprehension out there

[Anonymous No.2435175]

Why they didn't put it under the rug but through instead is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.2435181]

>>2434912
The Zillow listing was posted in the thread, it's a private home. It's mental illness or just someone with really bad fucking taste.

[Anonymous No.2435194]

>>2424511
ahhhh Camden, one of those most crime-ridden cities in New Jersey. And America.

[Anonymous No.2435207]

>>2424449
Looks terrible but honestly, not really that dangerous.

[Anonymous No.2435233]

>>2417630
thats a swamp cooler btw

[Anonymous No.2435245]

>>2424511
I don't.. understand. What kind of circumstances led to this abomination? Everything looks really clean, new and not that cheap but the worksmanship looks like it was all done by some crackhead. What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.2435252]

>>2435245
probably DIY gone wrong
with a helping of mental illness or dementia

[Anonymous No.2435476]

>>2435181
yeah i noticed that after i already posted. not sure what they were going for then

[Anonymous No.2435648]

>>2433150
Dukes of Hazzard garage.

[Anonymous No.2435655]

https://youtu.be/CXzHD5PRYco

[Anonymous No.2435671]

>>2435648
Kek, love it

[Anonymous No.2435763]

>>2435655
Shittiness of the work aside I'm amazed how little living space they made in a freaking bus. Everything about that layout is terrible.

[Anonymous No.2435829]

>>2435648
I've got a dukes of hazzard fire escape* if you want to give that a go

>*escape is a very loose term

[Anonymous No.2435877]

>>2434482
Just think of them as built in deli slicers.. For your feet.

[Anonymous No.2435937]

I HAVE SEEN HORROS BEYOND AND HORRORS WITHIN

[Anonymous No.2435938]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.2435944]

>>2435937
>>2435938
what is wrong with women

[Anonymous No.2436111]

>>2435937
>>2435938
fuck that's terrible

[Anonymous No.2436122]

>>2418054
bathrooms are a safe space for me when i get too drunk/high
this would kill me

[Anonymous No.2436157]

>>2435937
Has anything good ever come from tiktok?

[Anonymous No.2436160]

>>2436157
FLART?

[Anonymous No.2436169]

>>2421069
$3999 in fittings

[Anonymous No.2436171]

>>2436169
maybe they had a bunch of dead stock they had to unload

[Anonymous No.2436174]

>>2435938
What
The
Fuck

[Anonymous No.2436188]

>>2436174
>be girl
>do thing on internet
>get 1500 views
>do retarded thing on internet
>get 150000000 views

[Anonymous No.2436219]

>>2435938
All that time wasted when I could've fucked her instead.

[Anonymous No.2436220]

>>2436219
i'm sure she still would have had plenty of time to build the chair when you were done

[Anonymous No.2436232]

>>2426555
Wait, and how the fuck are you supposed to replace the tank when it's empty?

[Anonymous No.2436320]

>>2436232
reach out the window and unhook it

[Anonymous No.2436322]

Is groverhouse an abomination or just a bit janky?

https://mobile.twitter.com/BoldlyBuilding2/status/1197999531671130112

[Anonymous No.2436378]

>>2435938
Have a seat.

[Anonymous No.2436379]

>>2436322
Reminder that SA's original politics forum got closed because people wouldn't stop making fun of Grover for his house and for claiming to be equal to a colonel because he made the same amount of money as some kind of beltway fuckwit

[Anonymous No.2436413]

>>2435938
Fuck finding chewed gum stuck under the chair, now the whole chair is chewed gum!

[Anonymous No.2436415]

>>2417839
It's the old school "over current" light

[Anonymous No.2436430]

>>2435938
The best part of this is knowing she did this fully as a joke but still seeing people comment like it's genuine because they don't understand tiktok culture.

>>2436157
Yes, lots of stuff. Just depends on what you like.

[Anonymous No.2436458]

>>2436322
its been posted before and ruled abomination

[Anonymous No.2436488]

>>2433638
I bet the Space Odyssey theme plays every time he opens it.

[Anonymous No.2436500]

[Anonymous No.2436568]

>>2436500

[Anonymous No.2437377]

>>2436430
I don't LIKE tiktok culture.

[Anonymous No.2437382]

>>2437377
tiktok is love
tiktok is life

[Anonymous No.2437397]

>>2417725
Just a month ago I cut an offset one square inch hole in the top of a mini-pc so I could set a 120mm fan on top to get better airflow. Not even properly attached, it's just some ugly USB 120mm fan I was gifted six months ago sitting on top of it.

[Anonymous No.2437399]

>>2418054
I always wondered who the fuck dies falling from the shower, then I learned every single one of those deaths come from this bathroom

[Anonymous No.2437414]

>>2436568
how the fuck

[Anonymous No.2437484]

>>2435937
>>2435938
>>2436111
looks likes something that would've been in the movie 'Beetlejuice'

[Anonymous No.2437686]

>>2437399
once upon a time, when i was about 25, i decided to test one of those cartoon tropes. i soaped up the bottoms of my feet and slid them around really fast in the shower. i'm very grateful there was only a plastic curtain and not a glass door. also i managed to save myself from cracking my head on the toilet but it was really very close.

[Anonymous No.2437704]

>>2424449
This is definitely to code

[Anonymous No.2437821]

>>2435117
I find this curiously aesthetically pleasing.

[Anonymous No.2437825]

>>2432301
>>2432422
>>2432422
>(small) kitchen sink faucets that reach out into the middle of the bowl.
im so glad someone else understands these issues.
this has tormented me my entire life

[Anonymous No.2437828]

>>2433844
way to let "all the insects" into the house

[Anonymous No.2437831]

>>2436568
kek

[Anonymous No.2437843]

>>2437825
i hate the kitchen sink faucets that are too short to effectively wash a pan under, generally found in mobile homes

[Anonymous No.2437885]

[Anonymous No.2437889]

>>2437885
Please tell me this is a steep hillside house or something

[Anonymous No.2437916]

>>2435937
>>2435938
I like how it has a face thats screaming in agony.
It looks like a blob of flesh screaming for death.

[Anonymous No.2437919]

>>2431869
Manual handling training tells you to "lift with your legs".

[Anonymous No.2437921]

>>2418030
>doesn't have slippers
Deserved

[Anonymous No.2437929]

>>2437885
I hope they never made it, hurts just to think how it would look

[Anonymous No.2438146]

>>2437828
properly engineered they should be as tight as regular windows

[Anonymous No.2438148]

>>2418027
I made a very audible gulp while looking at this

[Anonymous No.2438176]

>>2435938
that was a NICE chair wtf

[Anonymous No.2438204]

>>2420897
Sink faucets don not have pressure balancing valves so that 'shower' can potentially scald you.

[Anonymous No.2438269]

>>2417629
You guys have these threads over here a lot? I have been crying laughing and holy shit did I need that.
>>2421503
>>2421069
This has to be crackhead, right??

[Anonymous No.2438502]

>>2418263
Powerleveling but that's my uni. Shocked some chuckefuck hasn't snapped it off yet, it gets kicked a lot

[Anonymous No.2438505]

>>2417848
I had to do some shit like this one time while laying vinyl before the project manager shorted us on planks and refused to order more.

[Anonymous No.2438548]

>>2428281
when I saw the very first pic up top I thought to myself "this looks like some house in a rough philly neighborhood" kek

[Anonymous No.2438621]

>>2437885
looks pretty comfy to be honest

[Anonymous No.2438814]

Don't know if that counts but I just spent the last 2-3 hours removing cracked refractory bricks from the wood stove my house came with using a hammer and a crowbar because they were packed so tight in there I had no choice but to break and pry them apart and now I have PTSD

[Anonymous No.2439322]

>Peak space management

[Anonymous No.2439335]

>>2439322
>That range hood that dumps in front of a built-in vent in the wall

[Anonymous No.2439342]

>>2439335
Literally better than 95% of apartment range hoods that don't actually go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.2439345]

>>2418027
Bro what the fuck were they even going with this
Looks like something halfway between restaurant kitchen, mortuary and a spaceship all poorly patched together, plain uncomfortable to look at
Literally the uncanny valley of interior design

[Anonymous No.2439378]

>>2423571
>>2423578

Nah, that's actually a sewer. Manhole is soviet/post-soviet code GOST 3634-89, they have a letter designation and that wavy pattern. K is for sewer (кaнaлизaция, literally "channel system"), B is for water, Д is for storm drainage, and so on.

So, that's a supplier's direct for this slav shitshop.

[Anonymous No.2439402]

>>2439322
Are you supposed to use the oven as a dryer?

[Anonymous No.2439531]

>>2431120
Pretty easy to do when you live in Flint.

[Anonymous No.2439538]

>>2418112
What happens when a very low IQ individual gets a cellphone.

[Anonymous No.2439553]

>>2439531
Lead is flammable now?

[Anonymous No.2439555]

>>2431114
Ok, someone explain this to me please

[Anonymous No.2439557]

>>2432301
Feels you, I always end up putting a finger in the nasty hole under the faucet while washing my hands. Also why I don’t wash my dick in the sink

[Anonymous No.2439559]

>>2439555
Somebody put something on fire on top of the toilet tank
No idea what or why though

[Anonymous No.2439802]

>>2439559
some silly lady probably thought it was a good place for a candle

[Anonymous No.2439856]

>>2439553
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetraethyllead

[Anonymous No.2439892]

>>2433518
Dementia in his sixties? Damn, that's early. Sorry to hear that anon.

[Anonymous No.2439953]

>>2418054
Someone needs to be shot for this.

[Anonymous No.2440489]

>>2417950
kek

[Anonymous No.2440491]

>>2418054
>trying to avoid torpedos

[Anonymous No.2440494]

>>2424251
ADA compliance

[Anonymous No.2440497]

>>2435655
Fucking boomers man

[Anonymous No.2440915]

>>2436568
Lost hard, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.2440976]

>>2435117
cask-of-amontillado-tier

[Anonymous No.2441010]

>>2440976
brick by brick, i seal your fate

[Anonymous No.2441066]

what should i make the next thread themed boyos?

[Anonymous No.2441184]

>>2441066
slav jank?

[Anonymous No.2441243]

>>2441184
I'll look through my collection and see what I can find.
I've got some of those pics from the russian school toilet contest, that might be a good thread starter

[Anonymous No.2441328]

>>2439335
>and the oven is directly against the side wall
>for that nice smokey smell we all love so much

[Anonymous No.2442002]

>>2418054
>>2418063
The sunken shower stalls of R'lyeh