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I recently required a log.
What do I do with it?
Pic related.

>> No.192801

Make a dildo

>> No.192802

sledge hammer/axe cutting workoiuts

>> No.192804

Turn it into fire.

>> No.192805

>>192803
It was a gift.

>> No.192803
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192803

Do whatever you required it for

>> No.192810

Sell the log & get a dried pine log, cut 2 lines across the log splitting it in 4 parts but leaving the bottom about 2-5cm thick.

Drill a hole in the middle large enough to hold one of those Firestarter blocks/cubes.

Light the cube and slide it to the bottom.

Congratz, you now have a 3-4 hour lasting heater that can be used to cook a meal on top since the cuts make it burn from the inside w/o damaging the structure of the log too much.

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192813

>>192805
I believe you meant acquired, OP.
Big difference.
If it's that particular piece of wood, make it into an end table or footrest.
or carve <pic related>

>> No.192814

>>192813
Nope.
Someone gave it to me, as a gift.

>> No.192816
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>>192795
You could use it to distract your enemies who try to kill you...

>> No.192820

>>192813
>failblog
That's not a fail though.

>> No.192821

>>192795
this

http://www.clipshack.com/Clip.aspx?key=677B66FECEBC4E2D

>> No.192822
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192822

>>192814
>not sure if trolling

make this, OP

>> No.192823

>>192820
that's why it says "WIN" above the failblog watermark, my good friend.

>> No.192828

>>192814
>>Someone gave it to me, as a gift.

It's log
It's log
It's better than bad it's good!

>> No.192835

>>192805
>Oh Anonymous thank you for saving my life and family. As a token of my everlasting gratitude, have this log please.
>Uh thanks

Sell the movie rights. you're going to be the next J.K Rowling!

>> No.192836

>>192828
>>192835
>>192822
Well it was kind of like.
"Hey bro, have a log"
"...Thanks"

>> No.192840

just level out the top and give it a nice coat of varnish and you have a quaint little end table?

>> No.192843

>>192828
It's probably not from Blammo™ though. OP probably got a generic log.

>> No.192856
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192856

What kind of a gift is a log? That's just... stupid.

>> No.192857

>>192795
Burn out the center and make a drum.

http://www.primitiveways.com/sycamore_drum.html

>> No.192859

>>192856
>free DIY materials
>stupid

No, John, you are the stupid.

>> No.192872

The only way is chainsaw.

>> No.192873
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192873

WHAT ROLLS DOWN THE STAIRS
ALONE OR IN PAIRS
AND OVER YOUR NEIGHBORS DOG?
WHATS GREAT FOR A SNACK
AND FITS ON YOUR BACK
ITS LOG LOG LOG

>> No.192874

>>192873

I was hoping someone was going to post this soon.

>> No.192876

>>192795
What did you REQUIRE a log for? I can't think of the last time I REQURED a log for anything, or for that matter anyone I know REQUIRING a log anytime in the recent past. You might REQUIRE a log if you're making a campfire, or if you're whittling something large you might REQUIRE a log from a specific type of tree so you get the look and feel you REQUIRE for the finished piece.

OP, if you happen to ACQUIRE a log from a really rare and beautiful type of tree, be sure to let us know, k?

>> No.192913

Make a stool. The sitting kind.

>> No.192939

Why do you require a log?

>> No.192944

Use angle grinder + sanding wheel to grind out a 4-5" wide, 1-2" deep bowl shape.

Use to dish steel plates to make armour, pots, and other things out of cold or heated steel.

That's what I did with mine, anyway.

>> No.193114

Make 10000 toothpicks.

>> No.193117

make a bowling pin

>> No.193122
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193122

Do you have to ask?

>> No.193223
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193223

This thread.

>> No.193227

Use it as a chair
Use it as a hat
Use it as a weapon
Use it as a wheel
Use it as a bowl
Use it as firewood
Use it as a door stop
Use it as a paper weight
Use it as a dumbbell
Use it as a stool
Use it as a babysitter

>> No.193240

> I recently required a log.
> required

Lold

>> No.193247

Drill a hole in it, cram a nice thick oak shaft, drive a small wedge into the end of the handle on the other side so the shaft stays in the log.

Break things in a very satisfying fashion.

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193324

Shred it, put pieces into plastic bag, seal plastic bag, make a box, print related pic on box, give back to person who gave it to you, shit bricks.

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>>193324
>>193324

>> No.193371

Cut/burn out the middle and turn it into a flower pot. Why didn'¨t anyone think of that?

>> No.193374

>>193324

That's actually pretty clever, I fully support this idea.

>> No.193381

...Thanks guys.
Shame I have no tools.

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193462

>>193381

>> No.193471

>>193381
use it as a seat.

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193508

Jokes aside, what's the most lucrative object I could make out of a log?

>> No.193509

>>193508
Whittle it down into something. Take a knife and turn that shit into a unicorn or something.

>> No.193530

>>193508
swirl-painted dragon dildo

>> No.193534

>>193530
with a chainmail condom
and an arduino-run vibrator.

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193631

I am having a similar issue. All these logs appeared on my driveway and have been there for quite a while. What the hell can I do with all this log?

>> No.193637

>>193631
How did you require those logs? Were they a present?

>> No.193680

Make an ocarina out of it.

>> No.193694

>>193631

With that, you want to construct a basic spit assembly, buy a medium pig and slow roast that fucker with about 12 of your closest buddies...and by that I mean a case of beer.

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193700

1. turn it into a piece of art
2. sell for loadsa monies
3. buy more logs
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!
6. retire with your arthritic hands

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194172

Make plugs and other body jewelry. Over price the shit out of them (say about 40 dollars for a pair) sell to hipsters and scene kids. Because all the kids are stretching their ears now. easy money

>> No.194235

>OP requires a log
>has log
>doesn't know what he should do

why did you need it in the first place?

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194244

OP, make this. I have 3 logs now drying out which I plan to use for this.

http://www.theartofdoingstuff.com/stumped-how-to-make-a-tree-stump-table/

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194584

>>193631
looks like you have... BACKLOG.

>> No.194586
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194586

make a plank

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195034

>>194586

>> No.195049

>>193324
This.

>> No.195058

Chess Board maybe.