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Post yfw your buddy is about to turn on pic related.

>> No.1350419
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>autistic screeching

>> No.1350421

>>1350415
I nowhere to be seen as soon as his hands off the key in the machine, by the time he's turning it on I'm long gone.

>> No.1350423

>>1350415
> implying I would let anyone this retarded near my machinery

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>>1350415
>Implying I'm close enough to anyone for them to qualify as a buddy except my Siberian Dwarf Hamster, Peruna, who died last week.

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>>1350480
>Siberian Dwarf Hamster

>> No.1350499

>>1350421
this

he'll be standing in front of the chuck/key/flail to turn it on

>> No.1350504

>>1350492
I picked him up on a whim because he was adorably retarded (hence why I named him Peruna). He used to sleep on his head with his ass in the air in the corner of his cage.

I gave him a proper Lutheran burial by my antenna tower in the back of the property.

>> No.1350555

>>1350415
I do this all the time so I can tighten the jig while its running

>> No.1350595

>>1350555
So what do you make? You-flavored taffy?

>> No.1350606

>>1350504
>Peruna
Oletko suomalainen?

>> No.1350725

>>1350606
Ei. Yooper-American and Finnish common enough here.

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>>1350415

>>1350419
>f*&cking legend

>> No.1350769

>>1350415
>He doesn't play key darts

You will never experiencing the pure joy of hitting the target bucket dead-on

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>>1350415
>Vocational school for Tool and Dye, age 16
>Class filled with stoners and fuck ups, because vocational school is generally for the 'bad kids'
>Cock in class thinks he knows everything, tries to impress everyone at all times
>Teacher sick, substitute
>Cock makes 'Brass knuckles'
>1/2" drill with only a center drill for each hole location
>Clamps knuckles in vice, does not clamp vice to drill press
>Watch and snicker from the grinder
>First feed down, drill bit digs into brass knuckles, starts spinning the vice
>Cock tries to stop it with his hands, lifts up feed, which lifts rotating, stuck vice
>Kid panics as the vice spins hypnotically, until finally it flies off and he catches it right in the ribs
>several broken ribs, gasping for air while
>Didn't drill a single hole for his 'brass knuckles'

>> No.1350789

>>1350415

was looking for videos of someone this but found a better video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PzPfzLeDa0

>> No.1350798

>>1350789
What a fucking moron. That's essentially the kid I'm describing here>>1350782

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>>1350504
rip little fuzzy potato :'(
>I gave him a proper Lutheran burial
Yup, you're a Yooper.

>> No.1350821

>>1350415
When a student do that, My teacher would throw it into the chip tray behind.

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>>1350789
>there are people who legitimately think they can out power a machine that cuts metal for a living
Dumb fuck is lucky he got a couple bruises at worse, that could have easily been a death.

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>>1350415

>> No.1350914

>>1350903
>tfw redpilled by a lathe

>> No.1350934

I remember someone mentioning springs attached to all chuck keys in the shop to prevent shit like that. If you aren't pushing on key to tighten, spring pushes it out.

>> No.1350969

>>1350789
>Not wearing bicycle clips

>> No.1350977

>decide I want to try being a machinist
>go through a year of vocational school, earn my cert
>school finds me a job at a junky shop running manual machines.
>manual lathe pointed right at my mill
>19 year old kid rubs the lathe, comes in to work every day messed up on something.
>forgets to tighten chuck, forgets to pull out key.
>tries to change speeds while running
>hand sands, files parts in lathe, sometimes just runs his hand on them
>show him video of dude getting sucked into a lathe, spiraled around the work then thrown out.
>kid quits the next day.

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>>1350415

>> No.1350990

So whats the big deal anyway?
Lathe starts spinning and stupid key falls to floor
Machinists seem to think their job is some kind of wizardry

>> No.1350994

>>1350990
Machine starts spinning and if it doesn't fall out will hang on just long enough to fly off with incredible force.

>> No.1350997

>>1350994
Oh the humanity BFD

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>>1350415

>> No.1351040

>>1350997
If you get hit your probably going to the hospital. Its not a joke.

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>>1350997
And where exactly do you think you'll be standing when you switch the machine on and the chuck launches you dense cunt?

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>>1350415

>> No.1351097

post lathe accidents

>> No.1351114

>>1350990
>Lathe starts spinning and stupid key embeds itself in your skull
Ftfy

>> No.1351122

>>1350415
Your buddy is an idiot. He forgot to clamp a work piece in the chuck.

>> No.1351170

>>1351045
The actual switch that gets things spinning is the red thingy on the carriage

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>>1350415
>tfw just got a lathe and did this twice now, beating up my chuck key
>also busted my knuckles on the running jaw already

And I try to be really safe around all equipment, being new there is just so much shit to try and remember. Its hard

>> No.1351201

>>1350415
Oh brother you machinistfags are so mellow dramatic. Ive thrown 1/2" ratchets harder across a garage than some piddly chuck key

>> No.1351211

>>1351201
>Oh brother you machinistfags are so mellow dramatic

Working on machines that can kill you in short order will do that. Not that a faggot who throws his tools around having little temper tantrums would understand

>> No.1351214

>>1351211
>Being this sensitive as well as dramatic about Chuck

>> No.1351252

>>1350977
You might have saved his life.

>> No.1351284

>>1351201
I'd like to see you embed a chuck key into a block wall because I've seen a machine do it.
"No short tempered cucks" is rule 2, right under the chuck key.

>> No.1351289

I got lucky and my dad taught me to run a lathe and a mill before he died.

Also at first only had a mini lathe.

>> No.1351328

>>1351284
There's a chuck key stuck in the wall at my previous job.
It's been there for ~a decade as a warning.

>> No.1351351

Biggest Badest bunch of geeks I ever seen in this thread Ooooh look a chuck key in the wall Oooooooh

>> No.1351362

>>1351351
LMAO! Simply ebin, /b/-get! Is this win? Rofl!

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>>1350415

>> No.1351407

>>1350977
>files parts in lathe
since when is this not OK?

>> No.1351411

>>1351407
no idea

i file and sand on the lathe all the time. sometimes ill run my finger on a spinning part near/after the finish pass

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>grade 12 metalwork class
>fucking around with peers goes a little too far
>someone grabs a scribe and starts stabbing me
>I push him into a lathe and turn it on
>right after I pressed the button I see the chuck key is in the chuck
>OH SHIT
>chuck key flies out
>everyone shuts up pretending nothing happened

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>> No.1351434

If machinist are so smart why isn't there a slip ring on the head that allows a safety switch in the chuck key hole?

>> No.1351443

>>1351434
Because welding a spring on it is a lot simpler.

>> No.1351445

>>1351434
there are chuck keys with spring loaded ends but nobody uses them

>> No.1351451

>>1351434
>>1350415
>>1351045
Why not just have a "chuck key" switch on the control panel that disables the controls if the chuck key isn't inserted into it?

Basically in order for the machine to operate, the chuck key must be inserted into the control panel. If you remove the chuck key to make adjustments to the head, then it disables the machine.

>> No.1351453

>>1351445
>limp wrist

>> No.1351465

>>1351451
>1351451
some nicer machines don't allow it to start if the key is still in the chuck

>> No.1351467

>>1351453

They're not hard to use, they're annoying. I tried to give it a chance, but they key trying to constantly eject itself is just too obnoxious, at least on a manual machine. ESPECIALLY when using a 4-jaw.

>> No.1351484

>>1351451
That's a thing. An ancient Milwaukeematic at work has some kludge-job on it for that. Our new gundrills do too. It's just one more thing to get busted imo.

>> No.1351485

>>1350415
wont lie...pic kinda triggered me, gona to to my safe place now and hum

>> No.1351488

>>1351485
shit man that's every day and everything

>> No.1351490

>>1351434
the added complexity is usually not worth it, as long as your operators aren't fucking idiots

>> No.1351497

>>1351490
>worlds full of idiots

>> No.1351530

>>1351289
Did the chuck key kill him?

>> No.1351531

>>1351530
No, he isn't an idiot.

>> No.1351538

>>1351031
Every time I see this I'm astonished that the first responder doesn't go for the stop button and instead tries to fight with the lathe.

People panic and act like absolute tards. That's why regular safety training is so important.

>> No.1351540

>>1351538
No it proves that machinists lack common sense are just software dorks working around basic machinery that wraps up their Midwest common flannel shirt

>> No.1351543

>>1350415
Zero fucks given, my school (only place I've ever used a lathe) has keys with springs on them. They only go about a meter or so if you can even get them to stick (we tried).

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>>1350415

>> No.1351624

>>1350789
I'd say that dumb bastard won. Anytime you're that stupid and the machine doesn't kill you, it's a win.

>> No.1351638

>>1351538
There's so many things wrong with the stuff going on in that video it is astonishing. It is even more astonishing how many people get sucked in and chewed up in big ass machinery. You should see the lengths I go to for safety before even using my Dremel to do something that takes 30 seconds or less. For large machinery I think you need a spotter. Someone who just sits there and watches to make sure you don't do something stupid or to tell you your work boots have come untied. I mean damn, if I had looked over and say my coworker about to use a machine like that lathe while wearing those type of clothing I'd have pitched a fucking fit.

>>1351543
And, if you did said that around me while working a lathe I'd loosen your teeth for you. You don't put my life in danger without immediate repercussions.

>> No.1351642

>>1350782
>Watch and snicker from the grinder

Part of workplace safety is watching out for your fellows. You are as big a part to blame for that as he is. If they disagree with you just say something like, "Dude, I just don't want to see you get hurt," and detail what it is they are doing incorrectly. If they still don't listen, get a manager/work boss/teacher in on the conversation. If everyone is against you even then you can either take matters into you own hands to do the job yourself or quit. Because everyone in the chain of command is incompetent and you don't want to be working for them because there's more than likely a whole slew of safety violations going on in a dozen other places that put you directly at risk that you don't even have the training to spot. At the very least video yourself telling them why they shouldn't do it and them doing it. If something goes wrong, you'll have it on video that you tried to stop it.

>> No.1351670

Can one of you dumb blue collar workers explain what's going on in the pic?

>> No.1351687

>>1351670
No. Cunt.

>> No.1351690

>>1351638
>For large machinery I think you need a spotter
Should never work without someone who knows how to turn everything off and call you an ambulance. Even a small machine, using a phone is difficult when you don't have any fingers.
I know a school where a female student got hair caught in a lathe after hours, couldn't get out and bled to death. Not nice.

>> No.1351695

>>1350934
Older ones didn't have it. Used new ones often don't have it because someone will either accidentally damage it or purposely cut it off because it's annoying (which, true, it is).

At the end of the day though, nothing replaces good training and safety culture. Even the best safety engineering can be bypassed by retards somehow.

>> No.1351702

>>1351170
On many lathes, there are two clutch levers. One on the carriage and one at the headstock. And also on (typically smaller lathes) there is no clutch, and just a switch that turns on the motor. The switch is almost always located on the headstock (eg, Monarch EE's, most smaller import lathes, Hardinge-type toolroom lathes).

>>1351407
I do it too. There is a safe way to do both though, and some basic safety precautions.

>> No.1351718

>at work
>mildly hungover
>making some pointless piece of shit on the lathe, probably for a shop fixture, don't remember
>turn on lathe, but in reverse
>rotating clockwise so it throws key into splash guard behind machine

Luckily I was so hungover I didn't bean the guy working directly behind me. If I'd turned the lathe on correctly it coulda got him.

Also luckily I was the only person in the shop that day who knew anything about lathes, so nobody even knew what I did.

>> No.1351756

>>1351426
Isn't pushing someone into a lathe and turning it on kinda attempted murder?

I think it's a bit beyond fucking around at that point.

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>>1351690
>I know a school where a female student got hair caught in a lathe after hours, couldn't get out and bled to death. Not nice.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/14/nyregion/yale-student-dies-in-machine-shop-accident.html

>> No.1351865

>>1351407
>when is filing on a lathe not okay
When you have the tail of the file positioned so that if it gets hung up its going to spear your hand. When your high as fuck on weed and acid.

>> No.1351868

>>1351865
The tail of the file should be inside of a handle t b h

>> No.1351889

>>1351670
The fuck you saying? Half the guys I know who operate lathes for a living have bachelors degrees. And out of the people I know with bachelors, they're smarter than most.

>> No.1351923

>>1351351
>>1351214
>>1351201
>>1350997
>>1350990
samefag

>> No.1351925

>>1351638
>And, if you did said that around me while working a lathe I'd loosen your teeth for you. You don't put my life in danger without immediate repercussions.
oh no, sensitive internet tough guy gonna assault someone over words! I'm shaking in fear!
>And, if you did said that around me
Lean some fucking English as well faggot.

>> No.1351927

>>1351642
>You are as big a part to blame for that as he is
No he isn't dumbass. He isn't the one who didn't secure his equipment.
Stop trying to deflect the blame from a literal brainlet onto decent people.

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>>1351923

>> No.1351944

>>1351927

Not him but yes he is. What if he had injured another innocent third party? Working well is to prevent fuckupd from happening in the first place, no matter if they happen to be good for your pathetic ego.

>> No.1352027

>>1351929
Is that the 2012 model?

>> No.1352046

>>1351690
>>1351759
The fucking Yale machine shop incident. That ruined the machine shop for students at my school. It wasn't until years later that they started letting students use the shop again.

>> No.1352047

>>1351925
Have you ever actually used any heavy machinery?

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>>1351943
>thinking this proves anything

>> No.1352053

>>1351451
because you probably have multiple chuck keys and the chuck key switch would soon become just a spare chuck key holder.

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>>1351642
>Part of workplace safety is watching out for your fellows.

I died while watching one of my fellow workers instead of watching my own machine tool.

>> No.1352108

>>1351927
>decent people.
>someone snickering at someone else who is about to do something stupid and dangerous because they don't know better

Seems like a fucking degenerate to me.

>>1351925
You are a retard.

>> No.1352109

>>1352082
>being retarded

>> No.1352127

>>1351759
May as well just put a bag in the suit.

>> No.1352193

>>1351690
University of Eindhoven?

>> No.1352194

I remember back in high school there being a perfect T shaped hole right above the lathe chuck in the ceiling.
i also remember filling up the chuck key holes with oil so when the next poor bugger would turn the lathe on the oil would spray up all over them...

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>>1352194
>the next poor bugger would turn the lathe on the oil would spray up all over them

>implying that's a bad thing

>> No.1352210

>>1351186
Only busting your knuckles on the jaw is a incredible amount of luck. You should have been maimed or killed like a few of the vids in this thread.
If there's one thing to remember using a lathe, it's that only stock should ever touch the chuck. If anything else touches it while it's running, that thing will break.

>> No.1352250

>>1350934
Why not an interlock that uses the chuck key?

>> No.1352253

>>1352250
That's actually pretty fucking clever, machine won't start unless the chuck key is inserted.

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>>1352051
Kek.

Thanks

>> No.1352288

>>1352253
Make it happen anons! Cuck the team of engineers

>> No.1352306 [DELETED] 

>>1352287
samefag sakefagging

>> No.1352307 [DELETED] 

>>1352287
samefag samefagging

>> No.1352316

>>1352250
>>1352253
This is needed like 100 years ago.

>> No.1352407

>>1352253
until someone looses the chuck key

>> No.1352432

>>1352407
Or brings another one

>> No.1352440

>>1352407
>>1352432
Some people just deserve to stop breeding. Death is one way to ensure that.

>> No.1352441

>>1352250
I just thought of this the other day myself. The only problem I see is that morons would probably just stick a second chuck key in the interlock because laziness.

>> No.1352447

>>1352051
always wondered the 5 seconds it would take you to clone brush it away what people thought it mattered... (Same people who forward you an email and think it's proof I guess)

>> No.1352569

>>1352441
So what. They do it 3 times and get fired. Easy as that. In some german companies you can get fired for not using the handrails on stairs. Seems stupid but it's one of the main causes of fatal accidents.

Chuck keys are especially bad because it often doesn't hurt the operator but other completely unaware people somewhere across the room.

>> No.1352578

>>1352407
> implying any manufacturer would knock back a way to squeeze post-sale accessory coin out of rubes
You underestimate how capitalism works anon. They'd prolly add RFID to the key so it only works with the machine it's sold with. Of course (for a nominal fee) we can code you up a new chuck key! BECAUSE FUCK YOU, DRM FOR EVERYONE.

>> No.1352588

>>1352569
>They do it 3 times and get fired.
>3
any shop i've ever been in you get caught once is enough, you have to be into some real kinky shit to get caught twice.
nearby field? key is thrown, don't come back until its found.
bored electrician? next day you come in and the machine you are using trips every time it turns off, needs key to restart.
arts and crafts enthusiasts abound? huge fake key on a chain to wear round your neck for a week
work with assholes? hair shaved off.
where do you guys work that people don't have a sense of humor?
never seen anyone leave a key in twice.
sometimes i think people aren't really bothered about the safety aspect as much as the fuckery...

>> No.1352589

>>1352588
Certainly not a bad solution but here you're employer has to give you a few prior warnings (depending on the fuck up) before firing. In some cases you can get fired directly not sure if that's the case with leaving the chuck key. My bet would be stuff like you mentioned is going on here as well but i don't really know as i i'm not working as a professional machinist.

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>>1350415

>> No.1353573

>>1351432
Well, there goes my coffee and clean pants

>> No.1353802

>>1352250
Spring loaded chuck keys were the solution a hundred years ago. They push themselves out of the chuck unless you hold them down. They are annoying to use for obvious reasons and are usually seen in classrooms.

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>>1352027
no, here you go m8

>> No.1353819

>this thread still alive machinist standing there on iphone

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>>1353815
They really did do a good job with the body style that year, serkku.

>> No.1353834

>>1350415

Prob just as bad when somone wears sleeves or rings. Good times.

>> No.1353850

>>1352046
>That ruined the machine shop for students at my school.
No, your school ruined it by overreacting.

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>>1353826
waiting on those digits...

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>>1353863
ok fine I'll do it.

>> No.1353869

>>1351756
I think so is stabbing someone with a scribe.

>> No.1353870

>>1353866
czeched

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>>1353866
Nice, dude.

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>>1353874
thanks!

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>>1353876
This will end in 890. Behold!

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>>1353890
> I knew you could do it Anon.

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Check these 2012 Model Trips.

>> No.1354113

>>1350415
I did this once, luckily it rotated outward of the lathe. the thing bounced off the floor with such force that it hit the ceiling, my hand was on it too so my arm was flung downwards with considerable force, but I was unharmed.

>> No.1354305

>>1351411
I used to do this too(rub my fingers on a finished part while it's running) until another guy at my job did it and there was a small burr that sliced his thumb open almost to the bone. Looking at his thumb from the side it looked Pac-Man'd.

>> No.1354316

>>1354305
I only do it when i go for really tight tolerances and im sanding with the least aggressive sandpaper,

>> No.1354350

>>1354113
How was your hand on it? This only plays out in my head with either you wrapping your arm around a running late, or trying to dribble the key.

>> No.1354374

>>1350504
Too bad you didn't die.

>> No.1354380

>>1354374
Rude, dude.

>> No.1354398

>>1354316
OIC makes sense

>> No.1354420

>>1354398
>OIC
Not a native english speaker
What is that

>> No.1354454

>>1354420
>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OIC

>> No.1354464

>>1354454
I fail to see what that has to do with anything

>> No.1354485

>>1352569
in the CF our new fitness test actually penalizes you for not moving safely with a sandbag, you have to walk or it's either an instant DQ or you have to do another lap (which ruins your time)

>> No.1354627

>>1354464
The point is urban dictionary is shit and filled to the brim with virgins posting fictive sex acts. the correct interpretation in this context is "Oh, I see" with or without an extra comma. Kids here are just as obnoxious as in real life, don't forget that

>> No.1354862

>>1354627
You sound like an OIC.

>> No.1354877

>>1354454
What the actual fuck is this faggotry?

>>1354627
Fucking this, internet short hand just like o rly, srs, etc.

>>1354862
How do you even type with all that cock in your hands?

>> No.1354878

>>1354350
I just closed the brackets and my hand was still on the key, then I turned on the lathe with the other hand.

>> No.1354912

>>1350914
kek

>> No.1354980

>>1350419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwGfoybuPw

>> No.1355505

>>1351642
>fellows
Fuck them. If someone's being a hotshot faggot I let them hurt themselves

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>>1351670
nice trolling bro

>> No.1355630

>>1351670
don't pick on the blue collar cucks anon.

>> No.1355633

>>1351889
I imagine there's some kind of IQ cutoff for lathe work, below which you become the workpiece rather than the operator.

>> No.1355638

>>1354464
>>1354877
Read the second entry. I think that's what he's getting at.

>> No.1355650

>>1355633
>I imagine there's some kind of IQ cutoff for lathe work
That's obvious after reading this thread

>> No.1355938

>>1351670
Having never used a lathe before I wasn't sure what I was looking at in the pic. It looked like some type of weird clamp

As soon as it became clear it was one end of a lathe it became clear what the problem would be

>> No.1355941

>>1350480
RIP Peruna

>> No.1355944

>>1350415
that lathe reeks of chinesium

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>> No.1356374

>>1355944
Probably. That's one of the 9x20's I think. Though technically, it was based on an Austrian design, the Emco-Maier compact line.

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>>1350914
>kekd and saved

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1356389

>>1350504
>Lutheran
>Not gaving it a proper roman catholic burial
Infidel.

>> No.1356410

>>1350504
>I gave him a proper Lutheran burial

Played him away with sweet sweet Luther Vandross

>> No.1356721

There is this new guy at work, he was "trying" to put a trailer on his truck I pull up and the guy has his car Jack out trying to lift the trailer I watch him do this for about 20 minutes then walk over and lift the trailer up and put it on for him fucker then tried to leave with out chaining or locking the ball

>> No.1356751

>>1355613
>green adjacent to blue
That rubix cube is not drawn correctly.